If you were Randy, would you bang the cute girl with the crush on you or would you go for your best bro's older sister?
theresa, easy choice
>>95124225
The correct answer is both. It's always both.
>prego best friend's sis
>book it and go live my life in another town with qt
You use your position as the Ninja to fuck every girl since every girl wants the Ninja dick.
>>95124370
This anon gets it.
QT-chan will always totally forgive you at least once so you can get away with sleeping around until you're ready to settle down with the proper waifu material.
>>95125146
What if she gets stanked and tries to kill you?
>>95125329
kick her in the carpel
Is Theresa Asian or Hispanic?
>>95125432
shes cute
>>95125432
She's miscellaneous.
>>95125432
She's a ripoff.
>>95125564
what if they're related
>>95125622
More likely than you think.
>>95125432
With a name like Fowler she's probably got English ancestry.
>>95125146
>Being an unfaithful slut simply because you think you can get away with it
Treachery is a sin that ought be paid for with blood.
>>95125564
But Randy Cunningham is a more entertaining show than that mess which collapsed under its own weight.
>>95125677
But did Randy Cunningham have its own mass shooter? I don't think so!
>>95125677
They're both pretty meh.
>>95125672
Why not enjoy being the most desirable specimen in town for a while before settling down? Just don't make any promises you can't keep.
QT wins the Randybowl in the end and what more does she want?
>>95125146
>whatcouldpossiblygowrong.jpg
>>95124225
>not picking the redhead
>>95125760
>>95125564
Sam was a fucking tired obligatory goth character cliche back when Danny Phantom was new.
>>95125741
>Thinking that anybody wants to be the safety option for a slut after they've had their fun and can no longer keep up their lifestyle
You're like those girls who spend their youth partying and clubbing, riding dicks like a child at an amusement park, who then either End as bitter single mothers or crazy old cat ladies, wondering when they stopped being desirable.
>>95125833
hot damn, Heidi is stacked
>>95126118
>>95126261
is Heidi off limits to Randy?
>>95126371
No, not really.
>>95126472
they look pretty cute together
>>95126531
Well, Randy did mention he think Heidi looks cute much to Howard's annoyance.
>>95124225
Theresaup until Randy meets her adoptive Father, who just happens to be a high ranking member of the military
>>95124225
The latter, though I have a thing for older women.
>>95126531
Heidi was going to be the love interest in the earliest storyboards of the pilot. But I guess she would be too obvious and the writers went for Theresa instead.
Also disappointing lack of Morgan.
>>95127759
>>95126984
Go on...
>>95124364
this
>>95127810
damn randy is a manlet
>>95130407
>>95127759
Could have been fun having her crushing hard on The Ninja while not giving Randy the time of day. I love seeing the girl accumulating bad karma this way and having it blow up on her face.