>"With great power comes great responsibility. My uncle

>>95114541
christians btfo????

>>95114541
>I wish I could say that he's in a better place but Heaven has not been scientifically proven to exist so I know he's gone for good."
Like, I have no problems with atheists...but I really hate like they're proud announcing there is no afterlife and that they are going to face the void smiling.

Man ducktales really went in a weird direction

>>95114541
>September 23
uh oh, not a good day

Did anybody else get uncomfortable when Peter began to tell Gwen Stacy how love was nothing more than chemical reactions within our brains and bodies and not anything spiritual or emotional?

>>95114908
>"Oh my God the building is collapsing"
>"Uhh actually ma'm there is no God until proven otherwise hehe have I told you about the 5 steps of the scientific method? They are observation..."

Aunt May looks LIKE THAT?

>>95114847
>implying based ducktales won't save us from the dragon

>>95114541
Wait there's a new ducktales show?

>>95114541

They humanized Ducktales?

Webby and Huey?

>>95114541
>Humantales

>>95115196
Anon, use your thoughts

>>95114666
Humanoid teenage Webby and Huey is really weird.

>>95114541

Is.. Is the reason we only see them from the waist up because Humantales Huey is still pants less?

>>95115244
Use ur imagination

>>95114541
Any goodwill this show may have earned from having Laura Bae-ley and Grey DeLisle in it just died.

>>95115087
Even worse than when he tried to prove how existence is meaningless and worthless with the five step method

>>95114541
When did Scrooge or Donald die?

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>>95115640


Back in 1967. Though it's comic books, if they can bring back Jason Todd and Superman then they can bring back Scrooge McDuck.

>>95114847
fuck off /x/, nothing is going to happen

>>95114541
>Hey BUUURRP Gwen p-pass me the webbing BUURP and the god o-on the table.
>Weeell gee, gee Peter. H-here's the webbing but I don't see a-a god.
>THAT'S RIGHT BUUURP GWEN THERE IS NO GOD BUUURP

What did Peter mean by this?

>>95114630

You could easily have a god or gods but no afterlife or an afterlife but no god or gods. The two aren't connected.

>>95114541
> w/g =>gr

What does this mean? WebiGail => Gosyln Rallard?

>>95114541
Holy shit those proportions HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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>>95115686

Obviously, Ducktales is going to happen. Or maybe Humantales. But something is going to happen.

>>95115755

It actually says W/G OTP or Webby/Gosalyn OTP, Peter is a Webalyn shipper.

>>95114541
Lmao is there a clip or something for this? I need it

See this post right here?
>>95115244
This is autism. This is what having aspergers is like.

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>>95114541

>>95115532
To be fair, hearing Grey Delisle discussing probability distribution was hot as fuck.

>>95115904
You mean Huey is a Webalyn shipper, that's an episode of DuckTales where they got turned into humans. Webby is staring blankly at this revelation.

>>95115805
I will not lewd the loli

>>95115904
>not shipping Webby with Louie

No wonder Anya hates his guts.

>>95114541
I'm gonna need video evidence for this

>>95116527
This

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>>95114541
Nothing, not even scientific evidence and/or The lack thereof can ever stand between Peter Parker and guilt-tripping himself over Uncle Ben.

>>95116545
God is this legit? I'm a spiderfag and this is ridiculous

>>95114541
Y'know, if this actually happened in the show, I wouldn't even be surprised.

>>95114541
If part of your lifecycle consists of an infinity of nothing, shouldn't there be an infinitely small chance for you to be alive in the part of your life where you're actually alive? Also, what are the odds of being alive as a human? You literally have the same chance of being born in a single sunfish spawning as you do of being born in the United States.

>>95116626
It's from Zdarsky's Howard the Duck. It was funny in that moment then Zdarsky ran the joke into the ground in subsequent issues.

>>95114541
>it's gonna take some time to pay the fine

>>95116545
Chip Zdarsky is so obnoxiously unfunny.

>>95116545
>>95117021
>>95117173
>Zdarsky is writing a story for Harley's 25th anniversary issue

Harley's bad streak with writers will never end, will it?

>>95114630
There is no god tho
Sorry to burst your bubble.

>>95114541
I like the new art direction Rick & Morty Season 3 is taking

>>95115805
>all of them are cute and young
Girls suck at design

This guy lives in a world where there are actual Nordic gods and the devil (who he actually made a deal with) and yet he cannot fathom the possibility of their being a Christian iteration of god, who I think actually called for help once

>>95117564
Well at least there IS a proof that nordic gods and devil exist.

>>95117608
Eh, Just because you don't see him doesn't mean he doesn't exist.

>>95117654
That can be said literally about anything. Santa is real too?

>>95117564
I don't know, if Thor showed up in Manhattan it would actually make me more adamant about denying the existence of an omnipotent, omnipresent being that rules over a benevolent kingdom you go to if you're good/believe hard enough in his son.

Here's a guy who can fly and conjure lightning and a creature that acts like Biblical Satan, why the fuck hasn't Yahweh shown himself?

>>95117694
There was a St. Nicholas, so yeah he was real. Think about this, everyday we go about our daily lives doing the same things we did the day before, and yet any day that could be taken away in a mil-second and our lives could be taken away. The sun could explode, a germ that has just been discovered could infest our bodies and Plague 2.0 could wipe out the entire living population, our planet could simply fall into the void of nothingness. Why doesn't it? maybe
their is someone out there delaying the inevitable trying to give us a chance.

>>95117694
You can't directly observe gravity or magnetism either, retard, only their effects.

Science does not ever refute God, and I'm an atheist saying this. It's not a legitimate point of contention.

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>>95114541
But he has meet the closest thing, hasn't he?

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did you retards fall for this bait what the fuck

>>95117886
>Science does not ever refute God, and I'm an atheist saying this.

It's not that science refutes a god. It's just that it doesn't provide any empirical evidence of a god. There's no more reason to believe or not believe in any go, gods or spirits as unicorns, the Tooth Fairy, leprechauns, the Powerpuff Girls, Spongebob Squarepants, or anything else. It's no impossible they are real because without being able to know everything about the universe how can you say they're not for sure? At the same time, there's no reason to give it particular consideration, either, really. Unless you want to for fun or other personal reasons.

>>95117872
>The sun could explode
Setting aside the dumb justification for belief you just proposed, I'm going to stop right here and let you know the sun is on a pretty specific life cycle. It'll die out, and it'll take the Earth with it, but it isn't something that is overdue to happen that a supernatural being is holding back for our sake.

/tv/ fuck off

>>95117512
good for fap fodder

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>>95118087
>Being this new

Do you think they're going to recreate the scene doing Best Of Enemies where Peter berates Harry for having loads of futa porn? It was some pretty moving stuff.

>>95117512
That's from Frank Angones.

Y'know, Co-Producer and Story Editor of DuckTales.

>>95115743
Buddhism is literally the latter.
There are also religions that have neither. In some native southamerican and african tribed, they have a belief on magic forces at play in nature but not on a perdonified god or life after death.

>>95115703

Nothn, Seeing as how that's just a repurposed Rick & Morty Joke.

>>95117654

Indeed. Bacteria wasnt discovered until the 1670s. But that didn't mean they didnt exist BEFORE then.

>>95116527
>>95116541
>>95115915
>>95115532
newfags

>>95114630
Man, i'm agnostic and the idea that there's nothing after is terrifying.

>>95122011
That's the opposite of God.

>Bacteria
>People didn't think it existed
>Though it had effects

>God
>People think it exists
>Though it has no effects

>>95122028
Why? There's quite literally nothing to be afraid of.

>>95114630
We find it just as annoying hearing you people declare that things will be alright because people will go to heaven, while skirting around the belief that others will go to hell.

>>95122028
The way I see it, when you slap eternity on the afterlife, they all become terrifying, whether it's heaven or hell. Even nothing isn't ideal, but at least nothingness is an eternity you aren't around for to experience.

>>95116405
The woman could make me nut to C-SPAN. I would say I find her voice to be hot as hell but her voice is little more than sound waves made by an organ in her throat that just says what her brain tells her to and my reaction to it is just electrochemical interpretations of those sounds

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>>95122370
>>God
>>People think it exists
>>Though it has no effects
People thought the effects of bacteria were caused by god. Doesn't that mean that we as humans are always progressing towards new knowledge?
I'm not saying I have proof of god but saying "the effects of bacteria can be seen" is not a good enough argument as people often hallucinated things that they considered to be demons because of it. We don't know for sure wtf is going on and the constant lies from people we should trust makes me only believe a spiritual realm exists just to rebel against the main stream narrative which is what enforced people to believe deseases were caused solely by satan to begin with which claimed many deaths. Diversity in opinion is what progresses to a better world long as they are debated honestly and peacefully.

>>95114541
Peter lives in a world where Thor, Hercules and their respective panteons exist, I pretty sure he wouldn´t think the judeo-cristian god existing is much of a strech.

>>95123413
Yeah, cuz belief in religion/gods always resulted in historical rational peace and not war on behalf of said gods/beliefs. Problem is, religion and faith is up to interpretation, and ppl can twist whatever's in that book to gather followers or do crazy shit like with the Crusades and recent Jihad stuff.

>>95123473
But if Jesus is no better than one of the Avengers, is he worth worshipping?

And if the omnipotent, originator of all things, judeo-christian God does exist, does that mean he created Odin and Zeus?

These things do not flow as neatly into each other as you imply.

>>95123413
You're just advocating for a god of the gaps.
As we learn more god or gods have less to do.

>>95117452
Simulation theory shits on your worldviews

>>95123179
I like to think it's an eternity of never ending change and improvement. If anyone ever read the Young Wizard series by Diane Duane I picture Timeheart as the afterlife. A universe where entropy doesn't exist.

>>95114541
>He's dead now. I wish I could say that he's in a better place but Heaven has not been scientifically proven to exist so I know he's gone for good
What episode did he say this?

>>95114541
>"With great power comes great responsibility. My uncle taught me that. He's dead now. I wish I could say that he took that nigger who shot him with him, but he didn't. And now it's my responsibility to hang every spook in America with my webs"

>>95114541
Amazing, we've gone so far backwards in quality that we've made a series whose animation looks like it's a Filmation cartoon from the 70's.