You're thinking about how much you want to **** Mary,

>>95108692
According to the official Bible canon, Mary is a boring submissive passive woman. Not my thing.

>pussy is ruined before anyone even gets a go on it
literally worthless to anybody but God.

>>95108987
I am sorry Mohammad, but you will never fuck a virgin.

>>95108692
I'd rather fuck shota Jesus, personally.

>>95108958
This. I need a dominate woman who will take control.

>>95109057
low test beta phag

>>95108692
Help Mary do what?

>>95108692
If Indian myth has taught me anything it's that you don't try to fuck god's waifu.

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>>95108958
Ruth is definitely more my style.
>Assertive.
>Fun.
>Knows how to get the man she loves.

>>95110034
Yeah then you get invaded by monkey people.

>>95108692
>literally immaculately conceived

The purest waifu of all

>>95109076
Stay mad.

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>>95110160
That pussy's gonna be looser than a pair of curtains as soon as the Messiah pops out. Manages to end up just like a slut without her or anyone other than God getting to enjoy it.

>>95110120
And then your waifu becomes a goddess of badassery and demon slaughter of pure vengeance resulting in your waifu drinking hundreds of thousands of gallons of demon blood.

>>95110288
>indian
>drinking anything other than rivers of shit

>>95108692

I want to get her double pregnant.

You know, I heard saints who suffered from OCD would have intrusive thoughts about things like this all the time.

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>>95108958
>>95109057
>>95110112
>Not wanting to share the taste that God himself favored

>>95108692
Well technically I did fap to her, Lot and his daughters and that one guy who cucked his brother in the bible
Thanks sunday school

what is this
Don;t fuck her
God will kill u
Why do U wanna fuck a bible girl anyway

>>95108987
Are you telling me that you don't want to be the guy who gets to brag that he cucked God?

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>>95108692
Going for a bit of the Black Madonna look then?

>>95111485
If it was new testament god it would be nice but If its old testament god youre fucked if you wanna cuck that guy

>>95111562
If it's old testament god you're probably super fucked now anyway because there are a billion laws and restrictions that literally no one follows these days that you've already violated.

Also there is no hell in the old testament so the worst he can do is kill you once, and if you're going to die at some point anyway it may as well be for a good reason.

Like giving J.C. a baby brother.

>>95111633
>the worst he can do is kill you once
unless makes you an immortal torture puppet

>>95111633
OT God could be nice when it suited him, remember the whole point of the Jonah story was Jonah refusing to go to Nineveh because he didn't want them to receive Gods mercy.
>>95111633
Christ had at least two half brothers and an unknown amount of sisters, Joseph went to work.

>It's a God fucks an underage girl episode

>>95110819
I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume God chose Mary based on who would be the best mother for his son, not the one he found the hottest.

>>95111534
As long as she's in the Bible Black.

>>95112481
In other words, just another day in Abrahamistan.

>>95108692

**** her? No, that's stupid. But I tell you what, I'd totally fuck the shit out of her. Plow that ass so hard she'd walk with a limp the rest of her life.

Right in front of Joseph, too. Make him watch while her pregnant ass begs for my cock.

>>95113125
You talk like someone who only watches brazillian fart porn for entertainment.

>still no good impregnation, pregnant, xray porn of mary
fuck

>>95113270
Shall I summon Shadman?

NOT SHADMAN
HE DEFILES EVERYTHING PURE
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK