Hey /co/, are you tough enough to handle the guatemalan

I fucking hate spiceshit.
t. Mexican

In many ways I'm living in hell.

FUCK no

Anything spicier than like a jalapeno is no go

>>95067605
Pretty sure that would be all heat no flavor wick really defeats the purpose of eating it in the first place

I've survived a few reaper sauces, so maybe

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>>95067605

Maybe if you cut the stem, carved out the seeds, diced it and not serve it to me whole like a fucking wanker.

>>95068798
This. It's like saying if you enjoy sour things maybe you'll like the taste of battery acid.

>>95068806
How spicy is that?

>>95069150
Well, the Carolina reaper is the hottest chilli in existence, so I'd say a bit

>>95067605
Yeah, probably. I do like spicy things.

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>>95067605
I ate a Trinidad Moruga whole once and that's as far as I'll ever go.

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Probably not. I cook with Thai chili peppers and that's fine enough for me

>Grade 5: World day
>Project: Talk about a place you've been at a shoddy cardboard booth
>You're allowed pictures and souvenirs
>Really like Thailand, think it'd be funny to watch classmates eat chili peppers
>Take chili's my dad brought back to school
>Set up booth next to water fountain in the hall
>The guys eat small cuts, girls wimp out
>Dare "that kid" to eat one whole
>He does it, shrugs and says it isn't spicy and walks away
>Confusion.png
>Eat one myself thinking maybe they lost their spice
>"That kid" comes barreling back down the hall
>Ihavemadeaterriblemistake
>Mouth starts salivating, lips start burning, throat hurts
>The next 30 minutes is spent running water from the fountain into my mouth, spitting excess saliva because I'm too full of water, and sucking on candy from a friend of mine's booth who went to Coney Island.

>>95067605

Handing the heat is one thing, I could probably do it if I had to.... now the hallucinations and existential crisis???? ... I've done that already and I really don't want to have another go round.

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>>95067605
no problem

>>95068920
Well, Mountain Dew is a thing, so yeah.