Like that "lightsaber" stuff. You turn it on and it

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Why are we walking like this?

The Force contains it.

>>95054092
>something something electromagnetism.
alternatively,
>something something the Force.

>>95054092
It's too bad they played the last episode so tongue in cheek.
>The movie all took place in the shop, we've got to shove the idea that that is a waste of animation down people's throats, that'll teach 'em!

>>95054092
Forcefield.

Do you have any adhesive strips?

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>>95054264
>>95056635

ITT: nerds that are probably 30 and up

A pack of fags.

>>95058319
You're a fag.

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>>95058319

>>95058356
It's a cigarette, mate

>>95058418
I'm not your mate, fag!

>>95058418
You're a cigarette!

>>95054092
I assumed it had something to do with how much power the crystal is getting. Like, if it was a more powerful handle the beam would be longer.

>>95056990
Well it's Star Wars what did you expect, good writing and works building?

>>95058443
>ten years later, this is the equivalent to saying "I'm not your mate, nigger!"

It was a different time

>>95057027
Joke's on you, buddy-boy. I'm only 29.

>>95055524
>>95054264
Lightsabers have nothing to do with the Force, it's just a tool. Grievous and Finn have wielded lightsabers and they're not Force-sensitive.
Without Force-reflexes they're very dangerous to use though

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>>95058573
Kylo Ren's crystal is damaged so he has the side vents to let some of the power out

>>95059634
Nice fanfic

>>95059694
TFA The Visual Dictionary is canon
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Kylo_Ren%27s_lightsaber
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Star_Wars:_The_Force_Awakens:_The_Visual_Dictionary

>>95059694
Dumbass. It's pretty fucking explicit.

>>95059765
>>95059890
I hate to be that guy but Rebels is also canon and showed a cross guard saber that's not fucked up so its definitely not designed like that because it's unstable

Good morning

>>95059991
Can't there be more than one? A functional one built by a competent wielder and a malfunctioning one built by an emo brat?

>>95060027
Sure, I'm just saying the design itself is ancient and wasn't created because of the unstable crystal or whatever. Apparently ancient Jedi were even more retarded than the modern ones.

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>>95054156
>Why are we walking like this?

How did it never get old?

>ABC aired the fourth episode first.
>The flashback episode was the second episode
>No one saw the first episode

Nice.

>>95060672
I haven't seen panic like this since they renewed "Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place"

no Clerks 3 makes my heart sad

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>>95054092
Like this

>>95061696
Wednesdays at 8, on ABC

>>95061960
but anon hes going to start shooting Jay & Silent bob strike back 2 in october so if that does well enough he might start on mallrats 2 or clerks 3 next.

http://entertainment.ie/cinema/news/Kevin-Smith-confirms-the-new-Jay-and-Silent-Bob-movie-shooting-date/396699.htm