>Jake "If she's older than nine, I must decline"

>>94941181
What is the context behind this?

>>94941567
Artist added himself into the show or something.

>>94941181
where's the one about chemical X and something about sex?

You gotta admit, it was really brave of him to sneak HAFNIM into the show.

>>94941181
>>Jake "If she's six, she can handle the dick" Goldman

Yeah, that one doesn't work.

>>94941181
You just found the meme. Congratulations. Now fuck off.

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>>94941795
STOP.

>Jake "I write for the Powerpuff Girls" Goldman.

This man and his fuckbuddy Haley make a mockery of all the people who want jobs writing in animation.

>>94941795
>HAFNIM

I want this meme to end

>>94941181
Sides gone

Everyone knows all the greatest artists in history were pedophiles.

>>94941864
>if she's older than six, she can handle the dicks
better? or is it too plural?

>>94941795
he keeps posting it XD

>>94941721
>>94941567
and he (or some other bozo from the writing team) keeps pushing a romance between him and blossom.

>>94942454
This. Even Disney was pedophile

>>94941181
>jake " it's still legal poon, if she's a cartoon" Goldman

>>94941181
We can make fun of him, sure.
but is there really a worse fate than working on a dead-on-arrival show that get 0 play

>>94941567

He works on the show. The writers made a character based on him and had him voice it. Blossom has a crush on said character.

That evolved into the "joke" where Jake Goldman is a pedophile who had a character based on him written into the show just so he could fulfill his fantasy of having Blossom wanting to jake his goldman, if you catch my drift.

This is the kind of guy who would have worked on "The Chipmunk Adventure", seeing as how everyone who worked on that movie was a pedophile.

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>Jake "If she's only 5, she's ready to wive" Goldman
>Jake "If she's over nine, I must decline" Goldman
>Jake "If puberty's knocking, that's too old for cocking" Goldman
>Jake "No hair down there, she's ready to tear" Goldman
> Jake "If she watches Teletubbies, she can handle my chubby"
>Jake "Too young to menstruate, she's ready to penetrate" Goldman
>Jake "If she's learning arithmetic, she can learn to suck dick" Goldman
>Jake "If she can't read the clock, I'll give her my cock" Goldman
>Jake "If she still wets the bed, her cheeks can be spread" Goldman
>Jake "Older than 1, she's ready for fun" Goldman
>Jake "If she watches Doc McStuffins, she's ready for stuffin'" Goldman
>Jake "If she has an Elmo backpack, she can fondle my ballsack" Goldman
>Jake "If she's in pre-K, she's ready to play" Goldman
>Jake "If she watches Dora, it's time to her explore her" Goldman
>Jake "Learning to read, she's ready for seed" Goldman
>Jake "Learning to subtract, I can cum in her crack" Goldman

>>94943353
>jake "would spend an eternity, spawn camping maternity" Goldman

>"if she walks on two legs, I'm coming for those eggs"

>Jake "If she's a minor I'll 69 her" Goldman

>>94941181
>Move over professor, I'm gonna undress her"

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Sorry...Not Sorry

>>94941181
Don't forget that he's also a spiderfag.

>>94941181
>Jake "She should never be bleeding except while we're breeding" Goldman

>>94944001
Okay I get the rhyming, but how can you breed if she hasn't bleed at least once?

>>94943285
Disney never added a character called Wilber Dazney to someone elses IP to seduce one of the main characters.

>>94944021
You're taking it too literally. Go look up gay slang and stop questioning things.

>>94941567
Inserted himself into nu-PPG as blossoms love interest, claimed that storyboarders created the character as a joke, yet the character only appears in episodes he wrote

>>94944092
If it's gay slang then why use it in reference to fucking a little girl?

>>94941181
new powerpuff girls is just wonderful

>>94941181
I ike the ones about her being a powerpuff girl the best.
Less generic.

>>94944170
It's just a well-known example of not taking it literally. God, making fun of jewish pedophiles isn't rocket science. You're thinking too much.

>>94944280
Fuck you. Write a better joke next time.

"She shouldn't be bleedin' unless I'm seedin'" Works way better.

>>94944314
Nah m8. You have autism.

>>94943807
STOP

>>94943329
>This is the kind of guy who would have worked on "The Chipmunk Adventure", seeing as how everyone who worked on that movie was a pedophile.
Except Bill Plympton, he openly regretted working on that.

>>94943353
>Jake "Ravioli ravioli cum in my ginger loli" Goldman

>>94946408
I'm surprised by the knowldedge that he can draw fluidly and outside of his signature style

>>94941181
>Jake "I want to have sex with children but more specifically a cartoon character called Blossom from a show called "The Powerpuff Girls" which aired on Cartoon Network in the 90s" Goldman
Am I doing it right?

>Jake "The girls I sex have Chemical X" Goldman

>>94946355
>Getting cucked by a tree

How pathetic can Schlomo Goldberg get?

>>94946628
At the risk of sounding like a newfag, where does the ravioli, ravioli meme come from, anyway?

>>94941181

>Jake "I'll make Blossom's bedsheets as red as her bow" Goldman

>>94949061
if you have to ask you're too young to be here

>>94949061
you don't SOUND like a newfag

You ARE a newfag

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ravioli+ravioli

>>94949118
>Google says it's from Spongebob Squarepants
Bullshit. I'm old enough to have lamented the state of modern cartoons the day Spongebob first premiered. More I'm too old to be here because I didn't grow up watching every loud, obnoxious episode.

>>94941181
>Jake "If she plays at playgrounds, she's ready to pound" Goldman

>>94949184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQi3r88-rT4

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Akuck BTFO.
How can he ever recover?

>>94949061

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWoyTD27kFs

(((Jake Goldman)))

>>94943807
I think the worst part of this is that I genuinely can't tell if this is an edit or not.

>>94943807
HAFNIM at its worst.

>>94942432
This.
Most of these I have never seen in threads that talk about Dan "the man from cunnyland" Schneider.

>>94949913

You mean,

>Dan "I have plans for little girls' cans in the back of my paneled van" Schneider?

>>94949727
more like jake Goldberg, amirite?

Did you know in the United States it is legal to marry a 2d fictional character via the territory of Guam and have the marriage acknowledged all throughout the union.

Someone should pass this knowledge to Jake so the crew can make an even bigger joke.

>>94949913
I thought it was Dan "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider.

>>94946355
Aku isn't a pedophile thou

wow looking at his nose really makes me realise how unattractive big noses are, its just too big and long unlike his penis?

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>>94941795
Cut it out.

>>94941181
it's always the fucking jews

>>94949913
>Dan "little cunny makes big money" Schnieder

>>94950270
are you guys talking about dan "beating the meat to underage feet" schneider?

>>94950048
Are you exclusive with that character? As in no one else legally marry them? Can the character's owner fuck you over in any way?

>>94941567
That dude works on the show and self inserted himself as Bubbles boyfriend or something.
They tried to play it of that he wasn't part of that decision, it was just for jokes and that he's not a creepy pedophile

>>94942084
It's a perfectly cromulant meme.

>>94950090
He flung her into the future where she was older

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>>94950090
That's not entirely true.

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>>94942454
Yes but they normally didn't put themselves into their works, putting in a character that represents them, then having a "relationship" with the characters that weren't originally theirs to begin with.

It would be like da Vinci painting himself fucking a 6 year old Mona Lisa and then telling everyone that it's a joke.

>>94944126
I think the claim is that the storyboarders made him look like that as a joke.

>>94950090
No but darksied is.

>>94941795
>HAFNIM
The fuck is hafnim?

>>94951298
An animation technique that was secretly outlawed in the 70's. I'd tell you more, but the people who have been monitoring this thread since that word was mentioned are the kind of people you don't want to ever meet.

>>94951322

CIA?

>>94951379
CAL

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>>94941181
literally /outguy/

>>94951379
I wouldn't doubt they keep tabs on every H------ mention, but they're not the ones to be afraid of.

>>94946355
>lel i posted it again
i can see he's crying about Jared taking his daughterfu

>>94951379
They weren't alone

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>>94946355
!!!UNSPEAKABLE EVIL UNLEASHED!!!

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>>94946355
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KysaVgGixH

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>>94943807
NEAT

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>>94943807
>Watch the episode and it turns out to be a part of an in-game world that they got sucked into
>As the game ends and episode is about to end as well, they are still blobs of lard

Jake sure as hell enjoyed that one, that is a given.

>>94943329
>This is the kind of guy who would have worked on "The Chipmunk Adventure", seeing as how everyone who worked on that movie was a pedophile.
I keep seeing this but where's the proof? Is it just one guy repeatedly saying this?

>>94952535
The proof is in the slutty costumes the Chipettes wear during the snake dance scene and the extraordinary number of panty shots.

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>>94952551
Christ, how many times do we have to go over this, it didn't matter as much then and it was stereotypical belly dancer clothes, not even based on the real thing kinda clothes but still stereotypical.

I mean, look at this piece of production art, whats so bad about dynamic clothing? Back when they didn't cut corners on skirt movements and shit for moral reasons.

Did you see the Ducktales reboot yet? Webby had an upskirt, but it doesn't matter because the boys don't wear pants either and its basically the same thing. You see anyone making a shit fit bout it?

>>94946355
it'd be hot if aku fucked him afterwards and they both ended up his slaves, too far gone to remember they were ever interested in each other and not their new god

>>94953228
>cuck-art
contarian tastes bud

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>>94946355
Their children will be beautiful.

>>94952790
Except the girls did want to get lucky witg a long hard snake. Just saying

/co/ is just salty they can't do that with their waifu.

>Goldman
Why am I not surprised.

>>94943807
HAFNIM
A
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I
M

>>94949913
Don't you mean Dan "the man with a plan to get little girls into his van" Schneider?

>>94951322
What?

>>94953975
THE FUCK IS HANFIM?

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>>94954072

>>94954090
TELL ME YOU CUNT!

bum

>>94941181
And this is why jews must be gassed

>>94954117
its fucking nothing
shitty le reddit nonsense so people can feel superior for knowing 'something' or trick people into being afraid of 5-0 rocking up
case in point

I CANT BELIEVE THIS SHOW DID PAROS

PAROS
A
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O
S

powerpuffs are really outrageously shitty

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>>94955920
>He doesn't know what HANFIM means
lurk before posting next time newfag

>>94956074
stop being a sheep newfag

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>>94946920
3/10 bait

>>94956456
It wasn't even bait.

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>>94951379
You don't get to bring friends.

>>94943329
I liked the chipmunk adventure.

>>94943733
Best post.

>>94956507
>set up a low key 'he wasn't alone'
>respond you don't get to bring friends to the wrong post
Bane posting is an art you Luddite.

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>>94941795
>HAFNIM

Please, stop.

>>94958613
>implying HAFNIM isn't the greatest thing to be introduced in modern animation
Don't know why /co/ hates HAFNIM so much

>>94951759
amazing

>>94951759
pfff ahahaha

>>94956511
So did I, but I like the Chipettes more

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>>94951759

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>>94941567

>>94954072
Zenzi

>>94941181
>Jake "If she's six, she can handle the dick" Goldman
>Not >Jake "If she's older than six, send her up the Styx" Goldman
pleb

>>94951759
I forgot all about this. thanks for bringing this back up. I love it

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>>94941795
>HAFNIM
CAN WE PLEASE MAKE THIS TREND AS THE WORD OF THE YEAR?

>>94962751
What the fuck does it even mean?

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>>94962774
I bet you'd love to know

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>>94963011
I would, I would in fact like to know. I've seen it twice now, and the only response I've seen is utter confusion. There was a thread with dozens of people wondering what the hell it meant and not one real answer.

>>94951322
>>94941795
It's like I'm really on /x/

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>>94962774
It's madeup forced meme being pushed by one little schoolfaggot. It doesn't actually mean or stand for anything.
Just ignore him and he'll get bored with it.