Story Time mah doods
>be me
>Comic/Cartoon/Metal liking single-father
>have a son
>Watch beauty and the beast in the theatres during the 90's
>Me and anonson were thinking that, yeah, the movie is nothing without Gaston
>mah son started loving Gaston
>He loved Gaston so much, he wanted to be like him
>I've said ''SO, ANONSON, DO YA WANNA BE GASTON ?''
>''YAS'' he responded
>And so we started training
>Every single morning, Anonson was eating 4 dozens eggs
>then 5 when he grow up
>I tried to only cook stuff with eggs only
>He trained to became more and more musculated and strong
>He was a bodybuilder at the age of 16
>he could cosplay as over musculated characters without looking weak
>horysheet.png
>he was the strongest student in every single school he was
>every time Exanon was coming to take anonson, she was absolutly horrified
>Anonson was becoming a giant Egg-eating Overly Musculated man
>So do I
>manlyasshit.png
>Then he started to learn french
>now he can sing the gaston song in french
>now he can 8 dozens eggs every morning with no problem
>he's litteraly Gaston
>And you can't imagine our joy when we learned he was going to work at Disneyland, disguised as Gaston
>>94910030
But is he roughly the size of a barge?
>>94910098
No
He roughly the size of a dozen barges.
>You now that guy who actually played Gaston at Disneyworld who died by having a firework blow up in his fucking face.
>>94910162
>post yfw it's real
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/disney-world-gaston-actor-dead-806834
>>94910122
Gawdamn.
>>94910030
>yas
kys
>>94910030
>He trained to became more and more musculated and strong
>he could cosplay as over musculated characters without looking weak
>Anonson was becoming a giant Egg-eating Overly Musculated man
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>>94910206
Dude, his son said it, not him. It's not his fault if the kid turned out retarded.
>>94910241
Go say that to the Gaston/Hercule Muscle Egg Eating man that this anon calls his son.
>>94910030
With that many eggs going into his bowels each day, his farts must reek like nothing else. But I guess the trade-off is worth it, all things considered.