So Tropical Storm Harvey repressed his anger and its coming out

>>94891027
The Bible of course.

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>>94891041
It says "The Bibble"

>>94891027
Flashpoint, cause why the fuck not?

Does reading Batman make it stronger?

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>>94891027
There's a Harvey Wallbanger joke in all this, somewhere...

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I live like 50 miles from the eastern Oklahoma border. I'll be surprised if my power goes out for an hour, much less a day.

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>>94891027
HARVEY PLEASE LET ME HELP YOU

>>94891253
"Harvey Wallbanger" and "Fern Bar" is some kind of gay code, right?

>>94891027
I live in Dallas, so I expect to be perfectly fine. Sucks ass for Houston, though.

I hope I don't die so I can keep talking about which cartoon characters I want to fuck.

>>94891453
Dallas?

>>94891027
>while your power is out
do texans even have electricity outside of austin and dallas?

>>94891497
Sallad?

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>>94891499
Anon, I don't know how to tell you this, but Texas isn't just a big desert.

In fact, most of it is quite developed, especially the eastern half of the state. Even where I live, in bumfuck nowhere farmland, utilities are abundant and easy to come by. The only exception is sewage, but septic tanks handle that more than aptly enough. Internet's a bitch to get, though, but wireless solutions are starting to overtake the God-awful satellite providers in that regard, so it's not so bad.

>>94891499
Houston. You know 4th largest and most diverse city in the US

>>94891527
Mind you, Texas is still a figurative wasteland.

I would have laughed my ass off if the hurricane hitting Texas were called Hurricane Hank.

>>94892475
It only became "diverse" because all the scum from New Orleans fled there thanks to Hurricane Katrina. Hopefully Harvey will drive them back.

>>94892475
>most diverse city in the US
My condolences.

>>94892737
That's just black people. We've got a shit ton of Indians, Asians, real Africans, you name it.

>>94893205
It's not really that bad. There's no one majority around enough to royally fuck things up outside of the neighborhood level.

>>94893450
Also Hispanics and Middle Easterners

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Harvey....it's time...

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Someone needs to have his head shouting GRACE! and blowing stuff over.

DFW up here getting some pleasant overcast days, thanks Harv

>>94891356
NE Kansas reporting in. Either of us will be lucky to see clouds that do more than make it EVEN MORE FUCKING HUMID.

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30 minutes from the coast here. I'm ready to ride it out with the Corto Maltese books I bought last week. At least I'm not in Corpus

>>94891041
I can never get past the reboot and retcons to God's characterization. It's like they weren't even trying to stay faithful to the holy spirit of the original canon.

>>94898420
The New Testament was such a clusterfuck. I'm really glad they've dropped that retarded tone with Bible Universe: Rebirth.

>>94891087
YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?!