Would Beauty and the Beast have been better if it had been Booty

obviously that would have been better

>>94885044
at least better than the live action one

>>94885174
I was referring to the animated one.

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>>94885044
Not really, but reversing the genders might work.

>>94885123
Who would you cast as Belle?

>>94885257
lmao

>>94885288
Its a cartoon.

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>>94885257
kek

>>94885257
Let's be honest here, women would outlive their usefulness the moment mankind manages to engineer wangirls for domestic ownership, catgirls for those that don't want a clingy one.

Mythos about half X, half woman has existed since mankind was able to pass their knowledge to the next generation, it's impossible to think there wouldn't be a brave man every 20 that would go for it, no mather the fur nor the scales, you can't tame mankind desires to explore the unknown.

>>94885044
And all Belle wants is for the Beast to eat out her ass, and Gaston is seen as the villain mainly for not wanting to eat out Belle's asshole and for trying to save the Beast from the horrors of ass eating

Then yes I would watch it.

>>94885401
Monster People are not used in myths and legends as fuck toys... they are used as soldiers nearly unstoppable that kill and eat human flesh. The Hybrids, according to /x/, are abominations that can only be received with a bullet.

>>94885342
oh, yeah.
for the live action remake then

>>94885430
Gaston knows that shit is nasty. He pictures shit coming out of there and he doesn't like that.

>>94885430
That's a boring plot.

>>94885044
>Would [anything] have been better if [female lead] had a huge ass?

Yes.

>>94885534
Says you

>>94885611
Eating ass is disgusting.

>>94885768
Not if you eat ass

>>94885798
Yes it is. Shit comes out of there. It's gross.

>>94885768
Again, says you.

Would Brother Bear have been better if it was Brother Bare and it was about a bunch of naked bros in the woods?

>>94885855
You can say "says you" all you want but it doesn't stop 1+1 from equaling 2.

>>94885856
Maybe not to you. Kinda like shit eater over here.>>94885855

>>94885852
Anon it's an acquired taste that's what the movie is trying to push. They don't expect you to understand.

>>94885927
Anon, no. SHIT. COMES. OUT. OF. THERE.

It's disgusting.

>>94885044
OP, are you gay? That booty is atrocious.

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>>94885985
Not if you've eaten shit

>>94885985
You ENEMA the shit out first, Anon. Jeezus, stop being such a puritan.

>>94885855
The guy you replied to wasn't me, I want to eat ass more than anything.

>>94886087
So you are clean but then this asshole comes and say this:>>94886049

It's fucking gross. Fer Christ Sake, What if the border of the anus still has shit?

Would Home on the Range have been better if it had been Hoes on the Range and all the cows were Wild West prostitutes instead?

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>>94886030
Ignore the drawing, it's just the best pic I could find.
Just imagine Belle with a really big ass.

>>94885430
Does the movie end with Gaston and the Beast being bros?

>>94886177
You know it does! Though the downside is that Lefou would end up being forced into eating Belle's ass.

>>94885257
>that fucking hypocrisy
holy crap

>>94886244
That's what makes it funny!

>>94886136
It certainly couldn't have made it worse.

>>94886118
Anon I never stated that ass-eating isn't gross, because as I stated up here >>94885430 Gaston is trying to save the Beast from eating ass.
All i'm saying is that if you've eaten ass then you probably wouldn't find it gross

>>94885044
>>94885257
No. It's bestiality.

>>94885257
I remember the threads discussing that. They turned into "you don't see too many human male on non-human female couples" topics.
Then the threads always got deleted right when they were getting interesting.

Like this discussion

>>>/d/7593848
>>>/d/7593851

That was something we were talking about in one of those threads.

Would you change Belle's ethnicity for this change of plot, or would she be a PAWG?

>>94886847
True fucking art

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>>94886847
Stop wasting your talent here and pitch this idea.

>>94885257
How about having a prince teach some poor cursed peasant woman how to be a proper submissive wife?

>>94886847
Go to bed Ed Asner.

>>94885044
>OP doesn't realize there are at least 10 different Beauty and the Beast porn films.

>>94887136
And a new porn game that looks ok.

>>94886759
We'd definitely need to change her ethnicity, or make her Sicilian. Most PAWGs are ugly.
All black cast would be the best.

>>94887136
>>94887152
tell me more

>>94885530
>>94886305
Eating ass is a pretty enjoyable experience, particularly if she's vocally responding to it. The trick to it is she just has to clean herself thoroughly (but less thoroughly than for anal, even), and you'll be absolutely fine. There's no taste sometimes, and sometimes there's an earthy taste (but that's not shit; I very unfortunately know from a secondhand account that shit tastes like earwax but even more bitter), but it's all good. Now, you will probably detect a familiar smell, but you have to be a man about it.

>>94887169
I like this, gold is an exceptionally appealing color on a black woman.

>>94885044
Yes, it would make sense why Beast decides to like Belle.

>>94885430
Welp, I know what adult parody I'm making later.

>>94886177
It ends as a superhero movie with Beast and Gaston becoming a superhero team, using their incredible brawn to defend the town from a variety of threats.

>>94887297
Shit man, that sounds absolutely disgusting.

>>94886759
i got this
>belle is spanish cleaning lady who doesn't no English
>beast is a asshole who has nothing to lose
>the whole show is him not understand her but not listening doing musicals
>her just speaking fast spanish shit like " Dios mío"
>it ends with him getting a last dance and waiting (nothing happens) only to find out the candledick cucked him.
>they all transform fully into pots and pans and shit and beast turns into a buffalo

>>94886847
My sides.

>>94887374
There's no such thing as an asshole that doesn't smell like an asshole.

>>94886736
I like those ideas. Thanks for sharing anon.

>>94885044
>Would [media] have been better if [character] had a huge ass?
yes, always yes

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>>94887314
Especially when they're darker.

why didn't beast just snap the evil witch's neck

>>94887426
Because Assholes are not supposed to be licked, fucking hell.

>>94887483
You're a coward, lad. It's not like cocks were meant to be sucked.

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>>94885257

hmm.

>>94886847
>>94887169
>>94887412
So black or brown? What's the best bet for maximum booty?

>>94887537
Yeah, they were. And so are vaginas.

Assholes have shit and disgusting bacteria, that's why they say stuff like: Never go from ass to mouth or from ass to vagina.

>>94887562
And that's true, you shouldn't do that, but your mouth will be fine.

>>94887578
How? It's shit!

>>94887440
Thanks, at least someone likes the idea.

Thing is, the thread I was having that discussion in on /co/ happened during such a time that none of the archives even caught most of the thread.

So whatever discussion we were having past a certain point is lost to me.

>>94887606
A shame. The idea is pretty good. But It will never happen. The Jews wont allow it unless it allows the cultural destruction of the US.

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>>94887559
black.

>>94887559
Brown. Black girls have a monopoly on big asses and it needs to be broken.

>>94887596
Like I said, she's clean, there is no shit. Never lick an unwashed ass.

>>94885257

Yeah that tweet always makes me rage because as a guy you're literally told that all the time.

>She's out of your league

>You're just going after the hot girls!

>You tried dating fat girls bro, they're easy!

All the time. Women are the shallow ones that need to be fucking told with fairy tales not to be shallow and they still don't fucking get it.

>>94887644
>She's out of your league

No such a fucking thing. You can please anything and anyone.

>You're just going after the hot girls!

Not inherently a bad thing.

>You tried dating fat girls bro, they're easy!

In all honesty, they are.

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>>94887637
>Black girls have a monopoly on big asses and it needs to be broken.

>>94887678
Wait... didn't you posted that before? Why did you delete it?

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>>94885551
>>94887450
Amen.

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>>94886847

>>94887559
black.

>>94886847
Why did the powers at be see fit to delete this?

>>94888052
Kek. It was erased. Fucking pussies.

>>94888206
Bellequa will live on your smile.

>>94888206
Racism is against the rules.

>>94888307
No. But you are.

>>94885257
>Those anime examples counting as "ugly beasts"
They may as well be models with fucking cat ears on.

What if Belle looked just like Beast? Not a feminine version of Beast, but a giant, hairy, barrel-chested animal and had a deep chain smoking voice?

>>94888336
Someone would still find that fuckable. I assure someone would fuck her.

>>94888336
>Not a feminine version of Beast, but a giant, hairy, barrel-chested animal and had a deep chain smoking voice?
Sounds like my Aunt, but she had to marry a black guy

>>94888361
>>94888354

Told you. There is someone for you out there, She Beast.

>>94888354
Sure if she went on dating websites. But Beast had to make do with a person hopefully stumbling upon his castle and finding him attractive. And as far as we know, Belle might have been the first and only one.

I don't think the first guy who showed up would find gruff beast Belle all that fuckable.Then again, the Disney story is written in such a way that Belle would have fallen in love with him if he was a walking zit, so I guess with Disney magic, anything is possible.

>>94885257
>weeb fetishes were the argument used in defending men's character
What a bizarre age we live in

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New Belle

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>>94885257
I mean the monster girls aren't ugly.

And if you say they are then go fuck yourself. rachnera a best.

>>94888825
The examples given aren't great but the fact remains that guys have a much lower bar for fucking monsters. There's rule 34 of predators and xenomorphs for a reason.

>>94888336
>They may as well be models with fucking cat ears on.
So they're really just like the live action Beast disney just did, where it's a handsome guy with horns?

>>94888653
This beast looks like she's going to be turned into McNuggets in a few minutes.

>>94889037
what does that even mean

>>94888896
>>94888896
Because men will fuck anything with a smushy hole, even if they have to fight it while they do it?

>>94885288
>>94885342
I would cast Korra.

>>94889139
That implies they're making due rather than seeking it out.

>>94885257
What can be done about the Eternal Normie?

>>94885044
Someone made a porn comic with this name

>>94885044
Unquestionably

>>94885768
You can stay inferior then

>>94885852
No, you

>>94885985
No, YOU

>>94885852
>>94885985
ANUS

AIN'T

ASS

MY DUDE

>>94890273
How do you eat ass without munching the butthole? I get right in there

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>>94889932
Yep, Uncle Jim gave up, between the bar scene and online dating he finally threw in the towel and married himself a horrifying abomination from beyond. Her name is Carole, don't make eye contact with her eyeless face or stare at her mandibles too long.

>>94885257
If I was captured by a monstergirl...

>>94888907
Shh, shut up.
Don't point out the hypocrisy, and don't bother bringing up the false equivalence that ignores the fact that bestial traits are considered masculine, either.

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>>94888653
WHO

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>>94888014

>>94889745
what

>>94891043
>WHO
seems like you've got that taken care of.

>>94887644
Women don't realize they're the gatekeepers of reproduction.
It's tragic really, to see a "strong independent womyn" focus on her career at the expense of love, getting rich and famous, then turn 35 and suddenly want to have kids, but she still HAS to "marry up" to an even richer man. She dismisses 99% of her dating pool at a glance, and then she has the nerve to ask "where have all the good men gone?" as if all men everywhere have changed and not just her own perception of men.
If she's so "liberated" but can't escape the housewife mentality where the father has to be the provider, then maybe gender roles exist for a reason.

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>>94891120
No. I don't have a name. I need a name for those hips.

>>94885257
How sheltered is this woman?
Did she honesty believe guys wouldn't want to fuck a hot female beast? Does she understand men at all?

>>94885257
Her point wasn't really addressed. Guys like those monster girls because they're hot, not because they have such amazing personalities that guys can overlook their ugliness.
Of course, Beast is pretty damn hot too.

>>94889082
She has a lot of meat.

>>94891447
>not because they have such amazing personalities that guys can overlook their ugliness.
You do know that one of the major stated appeals of monstergirls is that the claws are where you can see them, right?

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>>94888896
I wouldn't say they have a lower bar, not to mention apparently there are a ton of fujoshits that prefer Beastmode over Beast's true form.

But at the end of the day, furries disprove the idea no guy would be on board with that Beastess.
>>94891723
I mean most monstergirls have stereotype/archetypes that make their personalities as much a factor as being a giant bug with great tits or whatever.

>>94891480
4!u

>>94886244
It's a woman, what did you expect?

>>94889986
Nothing. They are blind fools too ignorant and too numerous to fixed. The only available course is to purge them and remake society in our own glorious image.

>>94887627
is she one of those rapper girlfriends?

She looks, like, a total prostitute

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>>94888336
Would still fug.

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>>94885401
T. Web faggot

Mixing human nature(which is highly destructive with primal animal instinct would result in the end of human society. They would be the ones fucking is.

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>>94888336
I don't think female beast should be an anthro yorkshire terrier, but because the beast mode and true form do show similarities, I think the spell amplifies features that already exist.
He had a wide nose bridge- that became a snout, he had a lot of thick hair- he got covered in hair, he was burly- he became a hulking hunched over thing.

If you flipped it, you'd probably want the true form to look like a normal princess instead of some burly handsome woman. So an grotesque exaggeration of your standard Disney princess would be bug eyes, creepily wispy features, maybe plump lips into a beak.

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>>94885044
>Removing the most attractive part of Belle
DELETE THIS THREAD. RIGHT NOW.

>>94891843
And the appealing factor of the Beast is that girls still found him hot and his cold personality just made him more of a turn on. The personality of the Monstergirl switches up to fit the monstergirl to appeal to guys.
It all fits perfectly.

>>94885430
>No one thinks like Gaston
>Shames those kinks like Gaston
>Will refuse to eat ass that has stink like Gaston
>I'M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT NOT MAST-I-CATING
>My, what a guy, that Gaston!

>>94885044
Well duh. Everyone is made better with a nice thicc ass.

>>94892699
Looks like Tormund Giantsbane without the beard

>>94892803
Her brain?

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>>94892887
I think the monstergirl appeal to men is a genetic disposition to want something different. To spread your genes with the most different woman possible; and people get off on it even if it isn't possible. It ensures genetic diversity and survival of the species when you reproduce from someone not from the tribe.

Attraction to "cold" women is a control or domination issue? They want to change or break them. Or be dominated. Just a theory.

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>>94892699
So basically the Dark Souls Crow Demons, which are rather hot.

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>>94893055
I didn't say cold women. I'm referring to how girls are attracted to cold or unconventional men like the Beast(who is a total douche in the beginning), or ugly villains like Frollo(who is ugly, old, and an asshole) or Nox(who is SUPER old).

Like you see fan art and fanfics of self inserts where some plucky girl gets passed their hard exterior and gets their brooding angry man to stop being so fucking broody

The worse they are, the more the attraction. Looks that make them more masculine but monstrous are a bonus.


Hence why I say the look and personality shift to a happy, plucky, innocent, and/or tsundere monstergirl is the perfect flip and as such men finding them attractive is indeed the same, therefore the counterpoint of the original tweet holds true.

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>>94893150
>>94887562

>>94885430
Here is a twist: the only way for Bell to dispel the curse is to eat Beast's ass.

>>94891232
chelasway

>>94892803
Her small ass is the most attractive part of her?

>>94894120
Her books because she was into hardcore porno novels and liked to reenact scenes from them in real life.

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>>94892936
Underrated.

>>94885257
She's severely underestimating the monster girl fetish or the human male's desire to fuck anything with a hole

>>94894146
Do one of those porn novels have something about ass-eating

>>94887081
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmalion_(play)

>>94888312
It was joke. It wasn't like "n-word, n-word, we need a white ethnostate hail victory" bullshit.

It was "lol aren't stereotypes retarded?"

>>94887483
God damn it, Jesse, if you can eat the pussy, you can eat the ass.

>>94885530
>No one eats shit like gaston!

>>94887643
Never lick a vaginas or assholes for a woman they are gross and don't deserve it.

>>94885430
>>94887297
I can respect that anon

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>>94885473
I thought most hybrids were a result of one (usually the human) getting raped by the other.

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>>94888336
I would

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>>94885257
Fuck my life

>>94885044
naturally

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>>94887297
>There's no taste sometimes
>sometimes

>I very unfortunately know from a secondhand account that shit tastes like earwax but even more bitter

>you will probably detect a familiar smell, but you have to be a man about it.

For once I'm glad that I'm a hopeless virgin who will never know how this feels like.

>>94895354
Monsters would likely be hunted for research/experimentation or fun. If cross-breeding was possible, I would still expect a large amount of people wanting to breed with the stronger species.

>>94886154
i-is that a scar? did somebody bite her ass?

>>94885401
You're saying it like it doesn't apply to men as well.

>>94895983
So a cheap maid that can also talk and listen about complex issues?

Because easy sex is already readily available. And ignoring the provider shit, all you're left with is the above and a sperm donner.

>>94895579
That... is something.

>>94886154
Good Lord. She might be a stripper but she doesn't fucking deserve to be bitten like that.

Unless she is into that shit.

>>94895983
Hey, don't be mad. Soon enough, man and women both will become highly intelligent cyborgs. We will be one with them, machines that can give birth and feel love, humans that can do quantum computing and even faster things with their minds. Such incredible world will the future be and all this, because of love.

>>94886154
"How's she know we call it an Ass Castle?"

>>94888014
Why's everyone dressed like extras for an E! production?

>>94891109
Korra actually has a giant ass. You just can't tell because of that fur thing. Aside from being short, she is literally the perfect woman.

>>94888014
all but the furthest left are absolutely fucking disgusting
fake hair fat covered in tattooed and herpes
BET was a mistake

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>>94888336

Nigga, I would fucking destory this cat with my dick.

>>94887081
My Fair Lady?

>>94897669
And being a dyke.

>>94885257
normies not knowing about the fetish flavor of the month is not rare, anon.

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Did you know the original Beauty and the Beast, Beast was never mean to her, he was just ugly and stupid. And he was merely pretending because the curse put on him stipulated that his true love could never know he was a Prince, and he must act like he was slow. Also the fairy didn't curse him because he was rude, but rather she was his fairy god mother who raised him from near birth. When he began coming of age she decided she wanted to marry him and when he repeatedly refused she cursed him to be a hideous monster.
Also Belle was actually a half fairy raised by a man who believed her to be his baby who'd actually died and was replaced by Belle.
Also she's Beast's cousins.

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>>94898067
So many things get changed to suit a modern audience. I think going R63 wouldn't be too hard a stretch at this point

>>94888361
>Sounds like my Aunt, but she had to marry a black guy
I don't get it

>>94897669
You're autistic.

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>>94898114
Someone that sounds like Doctor Girlfriend and looks like Battleaxe(Pic related) managed to bag a black man, who still carry the stereotype of going after hot women and then leaving them the moment they get a whiff of someone better, or knock up their current bae by accident.

>>94897616
I started the thread with a gif from the sketch, but it didn't catch anyone's attention.

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>>94895945
>>94896916
It's a tattoo.

>>94894729
Ironic racism is still racism.

>>94894146
She can have a huge ass and still read. One doesn't negate the other.

>>94898364
goddamn you can use those booty cheeks as a dinner table

>>94887672

>No such a fucking thing. You can please anything and anyone.

Well the point of the post anon was talking about the ladies tweet that "guys aren't told to go for the ugly girl" and I was saying we are LITERALLY told to do that by other guys, daily.

But I agree about the "leagues" thing being a myth, I've watched too many cute girls go for complete loser guys, just because they were "tough" bad boy Chad types. So basically it's a way of saying "you're not good looking enough" since looks/social status are the only thing women judge by.

And women don't have to play by that rule. Women don't tell each other not to go for Chad, so why should we be less shallow when they refuse to not be shallow at all?

>>94898391
>n-nigger

Notice, as the awkwardus faggotus is backed into a corner, unable to utter anything other than the few words that he knows.

>>94898426
No you're right anon

I shouldn't have flown off the handle like that

Go ahead and call me a storm weenie

Go ahead and call me /pol/

Every and anything in that ball park would

Really I am sorry anon, forgive me

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>>94885257
>even the FemmeBeast in the first pic is a qt womanlet
Why is it so hard for people to make approximate equals when it comes to gender-bent characters? Sure an 8ft tall monster with the personality of a bitter NEET wouldn't be a turn on for everybody in the world, but that's sort of the point.
>this would NEVER happen
Doesn't their entire dynamic hinge off of the fact that Belle, too, was a social outlier that could sympathize with the Beast when normies wouldn't? Did this retard mistakenly assume that every woman would ride on Adam's monster dong just because he's basically an animal?

>>94898409
I want to have a relaxing cup of tea or two gently balanced on that ass. Congrats, you have given me a new fetish.

>>94898364
They have to be trolling, there's no way in hell you mistake a tattoo of lips as a bitemark. Though it would be priceless if she was in photoshoots with skin-breaking bites.

>>94885534
Its all in the execution of the premise

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>>94895579
Yeah, I'll be a sexist hypocrite.

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>>94898601
No offense, but I've seriously begun to doubt the intelligence of /co/ users. If they weren't trolling I wouldn't be surprised.
>Though it would be priceless if she was in photoshoots with skin-breaking bites.
There's actually a stripper I follow on Instagram that has what might be a birthmark, but it looks like two medium sized scars on her right ass cheek. I forgot her name though.

>>94898149
All the shit in this thread and I'm the autist for saying Korra is hot?

>>94899079
yeah, dude.

>>94888433
Belle's character was written to be able to see the beauty on the inside. That's why she finds Gaston repulsive and Beast attractive. You could do the exact same thing with a male character.

>>94892522
I don't think you'd have a choice is she wanted it.

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>>94888433
>Sure if she went on dating websites.
Nope. Any guy that is socially awkward would fit the bill.

>>94888336
All that means is I'd spend a fortune on shampoo, but that'd be part of the fun wouldn't it?

>>94885401
Better hope they don't lock us all in the semen mines first.

>>94898380
What? You can't make fun of yourself? Laugh it up, nigga.

>>94901279
99% of 4chan is white.

>>94897669
>Aside from being short
She's like 176cm or so. That's great for a woman, it's just that the majority of the men she interacted with are taller and it was mostly male characters.

>>94888907
The live action Beast is dumb as hell, we can agree on this.

>>94901300
just like Argentina?

>>94895579
Kind of comes off like a hooker.

>>94902024
don't be retarded.

>>94897941
She's bi.

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one day

>>94904529
fuck off this thread was about big asses

>>94904608
implying big monsters don't have big asses too

>>94904529
Didn't this already happen in an episode of TAWOG?

>>94902024

Why bring Argentina into this?

>>94904624
fuck off.

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>>94904800

>>94904825
furries should be gassed.

>>94905475
die furry

>>94905818
Go back to Encyclopedia Dramatica dweeb.

>>94905851
must be his first time on /co/

>>94895579
AHHHH

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>>94887457

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>>94895579
I was eating, you fucking mongrel

>>94887081
Fund it

>>94886759
>Bookish French PAWG
Anon stop, I already jerked it once today.

>>94907216
white women aren't hot.

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>>94907263

I remember a thread a long-ass time ago where someone drew up some concept art of Jane from Tarzan, except her bustle was actually a humongous ass.

Anyone remember what I'm talking about?

>>94885044
>Would ___ have been better if ___ had a huge ass?

The answer is always yes

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>>94907288
No, but I do remember in the draw thread one time when someone proposed the idea that Ursula gives Ariel's human form a big ass thinking it'd be ugly and embarrassing to Prince Eric.

We could probably find a way to give all of the Disney princesses big asses if we try hard enough.

>>94907334
>Edge of Ass-Verse: Starring the Disney Princesses
I like the way you think, anon.

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>>94885044
Beast shouldn't have turned back

>>94887314
Orange always looks good on jigaboos

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>>94907369
>Beast shouldn't have turned back

>>94888206
i think one of the jannies is a butthurt black guy

>>94907357
We can even include Kida. But once the princesses have big asses, then what?

>>94907441
Then they get dicked, of course.

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>>94886847

>>94907484
by all black men.

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>>94907369
>>94907390

I guess it's not true love unless they look the same.

>>94885768
shouldn't you be off posting anti-immigrant sentiment in the comments section of a local news website, grandpa?

>>94885852
i'm gonna ask a question that's almost definitely hypothetical in your case, but when you have sex, do you not wash up first? why would eating ass be any different? or do you actually walk around with swamp ass all day and come home to fuck your girl with a sweaty, hairy, shitfestering butthole and assume that women are the same?

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>>94886847
I'm in fucking tears.

>>94895579
>>94898810
I mean it's not really women's fault that men have absolutely no fucking standards

Just because so many of us are willing to sink that low doesn't mean they have a duty to do so that as well

>>94886847
>this got deleted
Why? Could it be mods are niggers that have lived the life of poor Bellequa?

>>94885174
This. Anything would be better than a Belle who not only nurses the Beast to health like a grumpy hurt toddler and is the one to confront Gaston at the end because STRONK WOMYN WHAT DON'T NEED NO MAN. Holy shit, I am all for empowerment, but she doesn't need to steal EVERY SINGLE HEROIC MOMENT in the damn movie. The cutaway to where she's trying to escape on the bedsheets after being captured really was enough.

>>94885257
>USING FURRYSHIT AS AN ARGUMENT
WHAT MANNER OF AUTISM IS THIS?

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>>94885257
This would be the appropriate female counterpart to the beast.

>>94909334
>furry
>it's just generic anime girls in cosplay

>>94907648
True Love is one of the many lies we tell ourselves to make us feel like there's something grand to life. The reality is that relationships are based on physical attraction, stability, and financial necessity. If it weren't, Mail order Brides wouldn't be a thing.

>>94909387
>arenanet rather have lesbian plants, humans and a trans than a female charr x male human relationship

>>94889037
This is a shitty joke anon, something I would expect from black twitter.

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A woman getting a man to eat their ass is the ultimate show of their domination. They derive little pleasure from it outside of the power trip and the man derives 0 pleasure. It is the woman claiming complete dominance in the relationship and beta numales brag about being doing it without realizing it shows how much of a shit eating bitch they are.

>>94907390
>>94907648

i like how Shrek made fun of this shit.

>>94908157
Don't cut yourself.

>>94909950
That's because arenanet is filled with lesbians and trannies.

>>94910185
>They derive little pleasure from it outside of the power trip and the man derives 0 pleasure.

Getting your ass eaten out feels great, men can feel pleasure from it and even cum hands-free.

Ever gotten your girl to give you a rusty trombone?

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>>94889986
You send an Eternal Champion on his ass.

No, it would have been better if Beast had a giant cock and uncontrollable mating urges and rapped Belle till she was nothing more than a mindless, quivering cocksleve for Beasts immense manhood. Giving him a litter of half-human half-beast kids every 9 months for the rest of her adulthood.

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>>94886736
>you don't see too many human male on non-human female couples
The funny thing is that the moment you have a few [human male x non-human] couples, half of the normalfags proceed to call it a "fetishist's wish fulfillment", and most people who would like to get some [human-male x alien/monstergirl] pairs in their works are afraid of being labeled like that.
Pretty much like how so many amateur writers/artists are afraid of having a strong/talented female who actually wins because they get automatically called mary sues nowadays.

Except Japan. Say what you want about japanese media, but when it comes to depravity and lewdness, they just don't give a flying fuck.

>>94888896
monstergirls =/= anthropomorfic monsters or xenos
They're two separate genres, it doesn't make sense to talk about the mostergirls being the lower bar of a different genre. You like xenos, good for you, but you need to understand some people like something more around 50/50 regarding human vs monster characteristics.

>>94910185
>posting this with that picture
meta

>>94885257
The examples on the bottom with the barely there hair and mostly human features is hardly like the top one.

>>94915019
Protip: women do not have a prostate.

>>94916576

...do you think you can hit the prostate with your tongue? that's quite optimistic, but the anal ring is still very sensitive and has lots of pleasure nerve endings

>>94916481
Which makes more hilarious her reaction. She finds beast-Belle full fur covered fine but monstergirls with plenty of skin and being about 50% human are "super weird".

>>94915085
I mean, that would be great too. The Belle he rapes couldn't have a huge ass though?

>>94910370
It actually gave a non superficial bullshit ending, twice, just to drive the point home.

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>>94885257

>Men are pigs, they would never date a female monstrosity!
>Nerds and geeks want to date furry monstrosities...
>Eww, guys are weird and sexist!

FLAWLESS HYPOCRISY VICTORY!

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>>94885430

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>>94921149
>Eww, guys are weird and sexist!

>>94900192
which makes it even hotter

>>94891249
Women don't really know what straight men masturbate to

I'm certain you remember all the fuss around the Overwatch character being made a lesbian, as if anyone other than /pol/tards looking for (you)'s cared

>>94921406
Cuckintosh got a little pissy she was too sexy, Gay representation oughta make straight men uncomfortable.

>>94909911
Truely the cruelest lie children are ever told.

>>94889745
that's a fictional character.

Damn I thought /co/ actually liked big asses

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>>94891723

This thread reminds me of pitch for a CW-esque modern day buddy cop TV show version of the story where there was a genuine love triangle between Belle, Gaston and the Beast, and Bella ended up getting killed in the crossfire between the two, cursing the Beast with immortality and prompting Gaston to turn himself immortal too to hunt him down. Until they're forced to team up to fight other monsters and shit in present day NYC.

Someone even wrote the opening monologues.

>My name is Adam, and I am a beast. Centuries ago, a witch cursed me to roam the Earth as a monster. Only the love of a good woman could redeem me. But she was taken from me by a hunter. We've been locked into battle ever since. But a new century has revealed new menaces. There are worse monsters out there, and I have swore to protect Humanity from them. But to do that, I need help from someone who dedicated his life to slaying creatures such as me. I need the Hunter.

>My name is Gaston, and I am a hunter. I dedicated my life to protect my people from harm, but couldn't protect the woman I loved from the monster that led her to death. Since then I've hunted the creature to exact justice. But a new century has revealed new menaces. There are worse monsters out there, and I have swore to protect Humanity from them. But to do that, I need help. I need someone who knows how these creatures live, how they think, and how to kill them. I need the Beast.

>PREVIOUSLY ON "HUNTER & THE BEAST"

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>>94888907
I feel that this is really fucking relevant to the discussion at hand.

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>>94901300
Yeah, sure, just like 99% of the world is white.

>>94926799
you're really retarded if you don't think 4chan is mostly white.

>>94928397
Shut up Tyrone

>>94885044
What if instead of her falling in love with him after getting to know him, he just raped her endlessly until she was completely broken and domesticated?

>>94928595
Belle Trainer WHEN

Surprised a drawfag didn't drop by and draw Belle with a huge ass yet, did they all move to /aco/?

>>94926500
That Sounds interesting.
What happened?

>All other threads like this at least get their pics deleted

>This shitpost still up for nearly 300 replies

Would this thread be better if OP wasn't a faggot

>>94926799
Man I don't know what is wrong with me, each time we get pasted over places like albania, I feel more and more down. I know we are a shit place, but when they stop even making fun of you, it becomes really dark.


also Armenian girls have huge asses, we have a ton of them here, although we call them Ormians.

>>94924972
I thought so too. This thread is disappointed. No one even drew Belle with a big fat butt.

>>94888896
Reading again the thread I realize I heavily misunderstood your post when I answered here >>94915308
My bad, dude.

>>94888336
Because being big, hairy, and having a deep voice are male features. You might as well say "why aren't men with breasts attractive? Women with breasts are!" What a dingus...

>>94931241
Fucking crazy isn't it? Weird how the OP image is okay but apparently there was shit in here that was deleted immediately.

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>>94885257
Reminder this is the best version of Beauty and Beast gender reversed so far

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>>94934104
Furry and Economics
Wolf and Sexual Harassment
Mercantile and Female-Exploitation (of men)
Money and Alcoholic-Waifu
Spice and Lawrence Is An Idiot

This show can break your sanity.

>>94933421
Where's VaN when you need him

>>94928397
You're really stupid if you think you deduce someone's skin tone from shitposts on the internet.

>>94934555
No, but you can try to guess the person's culture, then make sweeping generalizations based on that assumption, you fucking double nigger.

>>94887644
My 8/10 sister ended up marrying a fat guy who is missing some of his teeth and trying to make it as a stand up comedian.

She also took care of him for awhile which pissed off my mom because she taught he was freeloading off her.

And honestly I've seen fat and fugly looking assholes land cuties more than I've seen ugly bitches with handsome men (usually ugly women are with ugly men).

But what those not rich ugly fat guys who get cute girls have in common is that they're not spaghetti spilling akward autists. They tend to be interesting people who go outside and socialize with others and are very charismatic.

They compensate for their physical shortcomings, you can't be a gargamel looking troll with a giant power level and not have anything to offer than that. Just like you can't be a fat ugly autistic woman who has nothing interesting to offer to other men even if she reads comics or plays video games.

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>>94926710
man I came so close to shooting hot coffee out my nose
|__| that close

>>94908045
Where did you get this comic from? I checked Ginger Opal's deviantART AND Tumblr, but couldn't find the original post.

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Phineas and Ferb would've been much better if Candace had big tits that would put Vanessa's to shame.

>>94887457
> We are rum people.

WHAT

>>94892936
>>Will refuse to eat ass that has stink like Gaston

O SHIT

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>>94908045
>shoulders

>>94885257
One Is
>KILL AL MEN REEEEEEEEE

The other one Is
>We like women! See all these non existan girls that I fap too! :^)

Death Is too sweet for them.

>>94926710
>meet your new stepdad

where's the drawings

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>>94886736

The closest thing I can think of in a "non-amateur-a-company-paid-for-this-media" is Drakengard.

Any other examples of non-human female/male I come across are variations on "literally a blue girl" and such.

>>94938634
Its appleton estate's logo. They make rum.

>>94885534
Well, it's porn plot...

>this thread

Didn't know what the fuck I was expecting.

What the shit, this thread is still up?

>>94915308
If they're going to complain no matter what you do, at least you know something is paying attention to your work.

But still, if the end result is the same, then why not just make something different for the hell of it?

>>94943654
Remember Galaxy Quest?

A man and a tentacle alien got together at the end of it.

>>94885044
>>94908045

It's the first time I want to fuck a Disney princess.

>>94928532
Okay Tyrone

>>94944428
Need the thread up till we find a drawfag.

>>94944428
Tony Shalloub is not human. That movie is priceless though.

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Does anyone else find most monster girls boring?
I see the appeal of them, but it's always just
>dog-woman
>centaur-woman
>spider-woman
>demon-woman

They've almost just wrapped right around to being as boring as generic anime waifus.

>>94902024
dude what the fuck? there is a reason why the word negro is an expresion here in Argentina

>>94944674
Well what type of strange appeals to your nethers, anon?

Start there and see what you find.

>>94944431
what about jasmine?

>>94944674
the slime-woman is still the most interesting to me

>>94944737
My personal favorite monster girl is actually a shapeshifter.
Though I don't find the appeal in the shape shifting, more that her "true form" takes visual cues from both eldritch horror and classical angels (i.e. ophanims, seraphim and cherubim)

I dunno. Maybe I just like her character the most, which makes me enjoy jerking off to her the most.

>>94944674
that's your own fault for not putting more effort into writing them

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>Thread has been up for three days
>Going expecting decent lewds at least
>It's another pseudo-political thread with /pol/ tier bullshit
For fuck's sake /co/, can't you do anything right?

>>94944803
I-I'm writing monster girls?

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>>94944674

There's definitely an over saturation of them. I really enjoy the art, but none of the monster girls really scratch the itch for a good story. Drakengard is largely considered shit but it's probably the closest thing I can think of to a monster girl (literally a dragon) romance that didn't rub me the wrong way (and it was so understated it could have just as easily not have happened).

Basically I'm a huge autist and need to be invested in a character, and monster girls never really in anything compelling. So it's up to me to write/draw it, but I don't get off to my own porn so it's like damn why bother.

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>>94885257
>"This would NEVER happen"
Yeah, right. Keep telling yourself that.
lol

>>94944748
If I see draws of her as OP's pic, yes.

>>94944674
I only like them if there's more monster than girl.
Catgirls are so fucking boring if they're just regular women with cat ears.

>>94944792
So you get a boner over personalities. Gotcha. What you want is a narrative then.
Narratives, like I said over 2 days ago in this thread, are hard to come by with that sort of content.

Makes me think of Pumkin and Squib.

>>94888336

But the image she gave as an example in the tweet was a cute, dainty little feminine beast.

>>94945000
Pumkin and Squib OTP

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>>94885257

daily reminder that nekomimi is utter trash.
fully fuzzy girl is the only way to go.

>>94944872
Can I get some sauce dear anon?

>>94944428
To be fair she looked like a QT She-Spock most the time, their Ganeshapus form was mostly just a gag.
>>94944674
Nah they're fun, but I wouldn't mind them getting a bit more inventive.
>>94945379
Oh hey....what was the name of that doujin?
>>94944872
Sir?

Piggy Hell is pretty shit

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>>94885044
Boobies and the Beast would have been best.

>>94945611
>Sir?

It was the dude's surprised face, right? That was my guess and reasoning.

>>94947914
>tit guy

unironically kill yourself.

>>94944674
Vanilla is great every now and again but I agree, monstergirls with more monster than girl are patrician.

>>94885911
wait PEOPLE ACTUALLY EAT ASS ?! I thought it was a JOKE !

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>>94948213
Shit hole = Shit taste
Stay mad bae <3

>>94948496
>not wanting a cute girl's steamy dumplings
Casual

>>94898067
Umm care to repeat that last part something about cousins ?