Do you like elves /co/? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TX RjeRD0RY

I like the girl in the overalls.

I don't really like Studio Mir's style though.

I don't get what legos have to do with it, but wow tihs looks really good. I might need to get netflix again.
I'm also seeing a lot of waifu/r34 potential here which is always a plus.

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>>94872125
Lego made an anime style cartoon to boost lego elves sales

>>94872166
But they made the elves sexy teens, therefore appealing to an older audience? Why?

>>94872125
I wasn't completely convinced shills come to /co/ but posts like this make me wonder.

>>94872213
It appeals to the (wo)manchild audience.

>>94872213
>But they made the elves sexy teens
it appels to girl and manchildren, you know that market exists

Action fantasy cartoon shows are always an awesome thing.
But where's the Lego in it?

>>94872051

That's just jarring, especially since other Lego media look like living toy worlds.

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>>94872220
I'm not a shill, just a pathetic man with not a lot to look forward to in his life.

am I the only one who's getting a strong 'Pirates of Dark Waters' vibe from that opening theme song and clip?

The novelty of studio mirs style has turned into the overstaturated equvilent of telltale games

>>94872220
not a shill just a legobuyfag, i just wanted to share since it looked very similiar to Last Airbender

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>>94872261
It will probably last 10 episodes just like pirates

>>94872051
>Do you like elves /co/?
Yeah, but I don't like choppy weebshit and still frames instead of decent animation.

We'll see how far the writing carries the show, but considering it was made to promote a toy line, and judging by the generic fantasy setting, it'll get old quick.

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>>94872051
>Lego elves
>Series looks nothing like Lego

>>94872409
You know choppy framerate has never really bothered me, I'll take style over high framerate. though having both is better it's understandable that you can't while also keeping within whatever the budget is (usually)
Still frames on the other hand I have a pretty low tolerance for.

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>>94872051
>Do you like elves /co/?

Nein.

>>94872243
you can just say horsefuckers, anon

>>94872450
neither does the Lego line they're based on, so it's actually pretty fitting

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You guys are gonna make Lego elf porn next, aren't you?

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>>94872166
AROUND ELVES

WATCH YOURSELVES

>>94872607
i was banned just for mention them, i will not risk myself again

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>>94872051
>around knife ears there will always be tears

>those with knife ears are always queers

>wipe out the knife ears on our frontier's

>every time something disappears blame the knife ears

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>>94872051
I like Elves when they're fucking metal. Badasses from a decadent civilization tormenting per-industrial man, a machine driven by lust and pleasure... Yeah, basically Melnibone.

>>94872220
Everyone is a shill. If a family member or a friend ever came to you raving about some thing that they enjoy and you just have to see that is a shill advertising you something. The part that matters is if the shill is genuine in their enthusiasm or not.

Looks good I guess. Don't have much else to say other than it's clearly Mir's style, which I guess now it's getting overdone with this being the 2nd Netflix series to use it.

>>94872346
I thought I was the only one who remembered PoDW

>elves - white people
>orcs - ...

>>94872051

Weird seeing a lego cartoon that isn't all CG

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>>94873120
what about Unikitty?

>>94872654

Dude I have a feeling its more like which famous artist will make porn of this first

>>94873085
elves - while people
orcs - black people
humans - muslims

>>94873141
I actually forgot about this

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>>94872654
>it's a tentacle rape episode

>>94873085
Nah, its more like:
>Elves- Asians/Scandinavians
>Humans-White People
>Dwarves-Jews
>Orcs- Africans

>>94873240
Eastern Asians and Scandinavians really do feel like the pinnacle of civilized humanity to me

Not that other races or less human or anything, I just really get the impression the Japanese and Scandinavians have the smoothest run, most efficient, fairest societies

I am probably very wrong but that's how it seems from the outside looking in

>>94872051
So is the guy elf gay?

>>94872051

So it's Princess Mononoke X Avatar?

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>lego goes from making knights to elf toy sets

HOW COULD THEY HAVE DONE THIS

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>>94873438
>male elves
>ever not gay

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>>94873627

They will pay for this

>>94872051
I WANNA FUCK THOSE ELVES

>>94873085
Nah.
>Elves-Scandinavians, Japanese, Finns.
>Humans-White Europeans, Asians.
>Dwarves- Swiss, Tibetans, Basque, Saxons.
>Orcs- Native Americans, Tuaregs, the Mongols.
>Goblins- you all know (((who))).
>Beastmen- Blacks, and Moslems.
>Kobolds- Indians, Abbos, and Maori.

ELVES ARE FOR_______________

>>94873967
killing

>>94873967
DAISY CUTTIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2qLuASjKXo

>>94872213
This is normal marketing. Almost all toys advertise with children that are slightly older than their actual target demographic.

>>94873627
Stay mad human fags

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>>94872166
If there was no cartoon I would like this line too.
I would like the more common minifigs in it and it's a pity we got them only in the CMF series, but who knows what time will bring.

okay guys should I watch the first series?
gimme a rundown, is it any decent? not expecting anything amazing

>>94874693
There's a first series?

>>94873438

there is a 90% chance he is gay, if not, there is a 100% chance tumblr will make him gay for lead beefcake antagonist. I can hear the gay porn being drawn already.

>>94873967
Lewd

What's with the accents?

>>94874901
meant season, thought this was a trailer for the second season, never mind then

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>>94874903
>sound of pen scratching heard in the distance

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>>94872346
>>94873063
And then there were three...

>>94872051
Those gobbos are pretty cute.

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LOL

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it's like Mix Winx club and Witch with avatar style

>>94873627
They still make knight toy sets, anon.
They also have a cartoon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHnrmbj_2tc

>>94875624
Nexo Knights =/= Knights

>>94875664

They had a lego knights set anon

>>94874693
>>94874901
I remember seeing one episode with the whole story of the first year in around 25 minutes, I don't know if there's a real serie.
It was not bad, but also not epic.

>>94873627
My friend's kids have a couple elf sets, some sort of bog house and a big-ass dragon, and they're totally awesome (unless you're insecure and can't handle bricks in "girly" colors). I don't really like the elves themselves, though, they're fragile and overall significantly less versatile than regular lego minifigs.

>>94875547
BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED

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>>94875875

I dont care if its girly but

>elves

>>94872051
go back to your containment board
>>>/LEGO/

>>94872213
You can never go wrong with sexy teens.

>>94875914
You can always dismantle them and use as novelty tableware for normal minifigs.

is Studio Mir becoming the defacto animation studio for Netflix? are they going to buy them?

>>94873967
haremizing.

>>94876046
Powerhouse and Frederator did Castlevania.

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>>94874961

>>94876194
>that one doujin where she dresses lewd and makes the knight go berserk mode

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>>94875504
There will be SO MUCH PORN of this show

>>94876046
aside from Voltron what other cartoon did they make for Netflix?

>>94872166
they did similar for Bionicle.

>>94872654
She looks like Romelle in LD concepts.

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>>94876194

>>94872654
>You guys are gonna make Lego elf porn next
Will somebody make elves out of Lego doing porn things?

>>94873967
Lego.

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>>94876194

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>>94873967
PURGING

>"LEGO Elves picks up with its hero character Emily Jones as she returns through the portal to Elvendale with her little sister, Sophie. After charming many of the Elves upon her arrival, Sophie is taken by the cruel Goblin King, Gonald Crunk, and his evil minions. Emily and her cast of Elf friends head deep into a magical forest to save her sister and free Goblin Village from its tyrannical king. Adding to the existing line-up of Netflix original series from The LEGO Group (LEGO Bionicle: The Journey to One and LEGO Friends: The Power of Friendship), LEGO Elves will launch worldwide on Netflix in 2017 with 8 new episodes."
Fucking really?

>>94876561
I couldn't write a more generic plot even if I tried.

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>>94876561
>cruel Goblin King, Gonald Crunk

>>94876561
yeah, it is like Avatar, but in shit level.

>>94872654
>not-link is also caught
Sold!

>>94876561
>Gonald Crunk

This is too cringeworthy to be real

ELF SLAVE

WAT DO /tg/?

>>94876561
>Goblin King

We better get this scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDkp7GysvbY

>>94876666
Quad Satan killed him

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>>94876659
Dismantle for parts

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>>94876561
>Gonald Crunk

>>94876666
>he's still gone

;_;

>>94872213
Kids want to feel mature, by playing something older people would like.
That's the same reason most toy commercials have older kid actors than the product demographic target.
Read it somewhere, decades ago, not sure if it still a working sale tactic.

>>94876809
>>94876666
>yfw Bowie has been replaced as Goblin King by Gonald Crunk

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What about Christmas Elves?

>>94876941
They're fine. They bring joy to the children

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>>94876941

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>>94876808
>There will be a scene where he steals ice cream scoops from elves

>>94876941
Viable food-source for arctic explorers

>>94876941
They're for getting their stockings stuffed

>>94872166
They made the cartoon to sell toys, isn't that the purpose of most western cartoons?

>>94872051
>Lego
>Studio Mir

I don't

I don't understand

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>>94876420
Evidently the orc eventually gave in, and now they have a lewd half-elf half-orc.

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>>94875914
Hold up there guardsman. You might hurt the guy holding her. Take 4 paces to your right, then shoot.

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>>94872051
What elves? I see no elves.

Elves are for lewd. I await the /34/

>>94877864
>not burning them all

>>94877724
Does she ever get lewd with her dad?

>>94877864

oh man this artist

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>>94872051

>Elves
>in MY lego

>>94873406
>most efficient
There are so many old people in Japan and their birth rate is so bad, their population will probably be reduce in half in less than 50 years.

>fairest
The suicide rate is so high in Japan, it's absurd. People die so much from overwork, they have a word for it, karôshi (maybe that should be in efficient). Women exist only to have kids and so on...

>>94877864
This picture is beautiful. A sense of peace and rawness, like all is as it should be in the universe.

>>94878151
So where's the problem?

>>94877794
>implying Cain would be anywhere near a battlefield where this takes place

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this thread

>>94877724
OH MY

>>94876561
>Gonald Crunk
Kek, makes me want to watch this now

>>94879273
>build wall
>makes elves pay for it

>>94872051
>lego elves
>not made with legos
You elves are all the same, all flesh and no fury.

>>94877724
The English translation shows that this one has a fetish for humans.

>>94876561
>Gonald Crunk

This has to be fake. I just can't believe that.

>>94879828
>>94876561
His name is Cronan
https://www.lego.com/en-us/elves/characters/goblin-king-075dff72ecbb4ccc83a1e5faf8eab457

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>>94879848
>Strengths: Powerful, smart, charming, handsome
I'm not sure if this is less cringy.

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>>94879897
Huh, I guess this guy is Studio Mir's version of the Goblin King then?

>>94879897
>>94879945
do this new series follow on from that ugly lego hands one?

>>94873967

orc babies

>>94876046
Only in a roundabout way. Netflix has an exclusivity contract with Dreamworks, and Dreamworks has a contract with Mir for 5 (iirc) shows including Voltron.

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>>94873967
breeding

>>94873406
>Scandinavians really do feel like the pinnacle of civilized humanity
So you know nothing of the viking age, I take it?

>>94879897
It's less cringy, but miserably generic.

>post yfw studio mir goes #yolo and recreates that utena scene with him and the mc

>>94872051
>elves
>tentacles
You have my attention.

>>94880155
>Dreamworks has a contract with Mir for 5 (iirc) shows including Voltron.

the ride will never end, right?

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>>94872051
any other response is heresy

>>94873967
Making toys for good little boys and little girls

>>94880839
how many so far?

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>>94872051
Holy shit, this looks terrible.

Also, Studio Mir's animation is so fucking mediocre.

>>94877724

So an elf has a thing for an Orc, and now their offspring has a thing for humies?

>>94880952
What is this from anyway?

>>94872051


All Im seeing is that redheaded tranny from that webcomic

>>94872051
Elves? That's my feti-
>Lego
Fuck off

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>>94873967
hugging

>>94872051
>Lego Elves
>not made of blocks

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>DRAGONS ARE FOR ___________.
Ftfy

>>94880336
I need me more /co/ elves in that size.

>>94872166
Why are the elves not regular minifigs?

Link to trailer one?

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french elves tho

>>94872051
At least lego friends puts ocasional bits of lego stuff in the background. This is even worse than that.

>>94872051
What do you call this quasi-anime artstyle anyways?

Last Elf thread I saw had a picture of a Human and Elf in some bear skin rug style bed. Anyone know what pic I mean?

>>94885754
Because they had to make them sexy.

>>94885842
The 11% of the South Korean economy that's not Starcraft.

>>94885754
It's a line aimed at girls, and the minidolls are more appealing. Same thing with Friends.

>>94877794

Did he ever meet any Eldar?

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>>94873969
>>94880151
>>94880336

Who let the Orks in here?

>>94885812
>less product shilling is worse

>>94880543
Its not the 1100's anymore

>>94884740
Shitty mango. goblin slayer

>>94875366
It was my favorite show growing up alongside Cadillacs and Dinosaurs

>>94876356
That's because the pic people thought was of Romelle actually turned out to be for this show instead.

>>94873085
>>94873179
>>94873240
It must be interesting to have to warp everything you take in to fit your /pol/ mentality

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>>94872051
>another pro-elf propaganda
Disgusting
When will people learn that elves are scum that should be enslaved or killed on sight
They should not be considered as living things but rather as property

>>94880336
I'm not opposed to delicious brown elves, but THICC elves just seems wrong to me.

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Anime has taught me that elves are for rape.

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>>94888373
mor thic elph

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I like 90s anime elves.

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I prefer live-action elves.

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>>94888607

>>94886378
>orks
negro I hope that was a spelling mistake.

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>>94888617
She looked really good while she ruined this movie. I would have gotten more invested if they actually showed hot dwarf on elf action.

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Brown elves are best elves.

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>>94888677
Agreed

>>94872260
That sounds like something a Shill would say.

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>>94888677

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>>94888686
Makes me think of a certain other dark elf with a fat butt.

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>>94888619
>spelling mistake

Tak'a look at diz git' dusn't know about da Ork boyz!

>>94888749
I know they don't mean "hikikomori" in the way I read it, but I can't help but chuckle that she called her a neet.

>>94888749
That booty too strong.

Tell me the source!

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Elves are wonderful.

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>>94888775
You dumb fuck It's Orcs. Orcs are the tribal elf raping dindus. Orks are bigger and stronger and reproduce like fungi.

>>94888803
Neet and Hikikomori aren't the same.

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>>94888877
>Post-orgasm guilt from watching your creations commit bestiality leading you to nuke them from existence.
I know this feel.

>>94888877
Elf-creating goddess is weird.
Human-creating god is a pal. He still hasn't destroyed us humans despite us doing literally the same shit as elves.
Heck, we humans are actually the elves of apekind.
We're longer-lived, we're far more hairless, we have magic technology shit, we do everything we want. There's some of us who even fuck orangutans and make them pregnant.

>>94888961
Years of playing simulation games has taught me I'd be a cruel and experimental god.

>>94886413
I don't know. I kinda just expect it that something that is a Lego advert ought to have something Lego-ish somewhere.

Unless they have some legendary elven heroine named Lego-Lass.

>>94888823
Elf-san wa Yaserarenai

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>>94888981
>and make them pregnant

>goblin king
>not David Bowie
What's the point?

>>94889033
Some Indonesian zoo keeper made his orangutan girlfriend pregnant.

Unfortunately only fake news, but it was fun.

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>>94889018
Why have I not read this earlier. I feel like every day before witnessing this ass has been in vain.

>>94885754
Regular minifigs are not girly enough. A few other sets (e.g. Frozen) use the same molds.

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This thread

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>>94872051
I love elves.

elves, for the most part, deserve death.

>>94889018
>that ogre

O-oh god...

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>>94888936
I don' fink thiz stummpy Squat knowz how diz kee-bored werkz! Itz ORKZ yah grot!

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>>94889166
>ywn make sweet love in those big arms of her's and reproduce children to have her fondle all over with motherly instincts

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>>94889166
>>94889176
Literally best girl.

>>94889122
It also doubles as a floatable device in the pool chapter.

>>94876561
It's funny that /co/ is gullible enough to believe this.

>>94878151
Always see people do nothing but bitch about the population needing reducing, nothing wrong with carrying capacity fixing itself naturally and Japan's birthrates are rising after a dip. Almost like importing a shitton of people as population fodder is pointless and shortsighted

>>94889294
Why would someone tell lies on the Internet?

>>94889325
Having a stable population is frowned upon because modern social systems are just Ponzi schemes that crap out without a constant, unsustainable growth.

>>94888981
>fuck orangutans
And this is how we got AIDS

>>94889379
That was chimpanzees.

>>94872051
>ctrl+f rape
>only two matches
As expected from /co/

>>94881862
degeneracy breeds degeneracy

in this case, it's literal

>>94877724
I like to imagine the Orc didn't give in but the Elf gave in and they dated normally for years and then had a traditional simple marriage which they consummated with tender, sweet, slow lovemaking.

And after she got pregnant she would tease him once a day or so about him "knocking up this poor elf sow with his nasty orc's orc" and shit but otherwise they're a happy simple couple living out in the woods in their cozy little house.

>>94877724
She looks like the cockroach ninja girl from zannen jokanbu black general, which is a manga series from the same artist.

>>94872051
>Goblins turn huge
There goes my hopes about fanart of tiny goblins fucking elves with huge dicks.

>>94889846
Wait, who has the huge dicks?

>>94889959
The goblins.

>>94872346
Good ol' Salty Dogs of Black H2O

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>>94880336
>>94885742

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>>94889967
But come to think of it. The other way around also has its merits.

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Mmm, chocolate bunny

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>There are actually weirdos that don't desire chicks of every color

What fools they be

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>>94876561
>After charming many of the Elves upon her arrival, Sophie is taken by the cruel Goblin King, Gonald Crunk, and his evil minions
>Gonad Crunk

>>94876561
>Gonald Crunk
Fucking FIRE. Is this the greatest LEGO kino yet?

>>94872051
Has a loli in overalls that gets kidnapped and tied up. I'm totally sold.

>>94890082
I wonder why no one has drawn elves in Asian or Indian style?

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Come on /co/ you wouldn't really an Elf would you? Think of how your best bud /tg/ would feel if he found out about this.

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>>94889122
She's evil!

>>94888686
>agrees
>posts a white elf
What did he meme by this?

>>94886340
If he did, they probably fugged.

>>94890393
I dunno, guess he'd feel... ANGRY?
ANGRY about ELVES?

>>94888677
>>94888686
>>94888724
So non-elves are the best elves?

>>94888877
>Digits

>>94873942
>>94873085
>>94873240
but what about dark elves?
wood elves?
high elves?
and all those other types of elves, like why the fuck are there so many, like they even matter

>>94885715
Making war

>>94889122
>>94889018

>thicc elf
>thicc dark elf
>thicc mermaid
>thicc ogre
>thicc werewolf
>thicc orc

SOMEONE STOP THIS MADMAN

>>94889453
iirc, it was just a pity fuck to get her to shut up, but she poked holes in his condoms

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I'm so ashamed i started this thread

everything went wrong in so many levels

/co/ you are the worst board

Peace Out

Sage

>Boars
>Magic forest
>Message ties into deforestation
>Female protagonist

Is this an adaptation of Princess Mononoke?

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the lack of ear jobs makes me sad for this thread

>>94892231
Ashitaka wasn't a girl.

>>94885786
FUCKING SMUG DUCK!

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>>94890682

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>>94872051
>Do you like elves /co/?
YES

Now what is that YT vid about.

>>94872852
Edgy and stupid as fuck, ended in the best possible way though.

>>94872166
I've seen those at stores. I thought about picking some up.
I've heard those are popular with adult LEGO fans because of the more unusual colours for common pieces used: more purples, pinks etc.

>>94892557
Can confirm. A lot of them look nice under a blacklight.

>>94873967
Shelving

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>>94874961

So, Goblin King x elf boy porn when?

>>94893070
That's the face of an elf who's had to do terribly lewd things

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>>94893183
You can't even imagine.

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>>94893183
Marcille's had a hard life

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>>94893236
>>94893296

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>>94893070
>>94893183
>>94893236
>>94893296
too bad it stopped being comfy

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>>94893797
We all knew it was coming. Never trust elf magic.

>>94893797
>>94893879
Everyone in this comic looks like they've seen ten lifetimes of shit.

>>94893915
You would too if you spent a life exploring dungeons.

>>94893915
With the things they've seen and done in that dungeon, they might as well have.

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I would rather be an elf: graceful, long-lived, better able to live in harmony with the world.

The show's vibrant colors makes it worth a shot.

>>94872051
Good news is the mc won't be beta male.

>>94872346
Lego has shitload of money and i don't think any of they cartoons lasted less than 2 seasons

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>A Lego series with actual decent animation
Fucking hell Lego!? You couldn't do this with Bionicle or Ninjago?

>>94894656
>The show's waifus make it worth a shot.
He's right, though.

>>94885742
Speaking of /co/ elves, is there an actual list of /co/ elves? Is there enough /co/ elves to warrant a list?

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>>94896125
I get the feeling that there's more not-elf elves, that are /co/, than actual elves that are /co/.
Top of my head are, of course, the Cra from Wakfu, and pic related for space elves, the Altean, from Voltron.

>>94889846
Read Goblin Slayer. An elf gets raped then burned to death by Goblins.

>>94878098
It's more likely than you think.

>>94872051
All this accomplished was make me sad Elfquest was never adapted into animation.

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>>94896207
>Altean, from Voltron.
Space-elves

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>>94893879
Marcille did nothing wrong.

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>>94896207
Motherfucking ElfQuest.

I guess you'd find more elves in webcomics or as secondary characters, like Harpy Gee, the obligatory elf ranger from the D&D comic or Ephi from Marcus Level.

Honorable mentions to Malekith and Elf with a Gun from Marvel.

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>>94885559
You like this more?

>>94888404
Anime has taught us that everyone is for rape

>>94896125
I think ELfQuest alone would pretty much dominate that. Almost every important cast member is an elf.

>>94896418
Is it worth watching?

>>94896745
Crest of the Stars? Yeah, if you like space-opera.
Voltron? If you're bored, I didn't bother watching further than a few episodes but it's not BAD by any stretch.

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>>94893797
>>94893879
>>94893915
>>94896556
>Marcille
damn those wizards

>>94896791
Voltron I've watched, except for the latest season. I was asking about Crest

>>94888981
Go away humanboo, nobody was talking about you

>>94896831
>I was asking about Crest
the idea is cool but overall its just meh

>>94896890
>idea
Elaborate, last jap space opera I went through was Yamato, and that was fun action and some mediocre ending

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>>94896831
I liked Crest/Banner of the Stars, though there's a lot to slog through and the english dub is pretty godawful. I only ever watched it because the first series aired on TechTV when I was young and impressionable, wound up seeking it out much later just to get the full story. Lafiel/Jinto are cute and all, but what I remember most was how space combat worked in that universe, how ships were almost always extremely far from one another firing off torpedoes/mines that could pop out of warp nearby, and how battle relied on strategically firing at and avoiding projectiles from an enemy a whole star system away.

>>94888607
>about to save
>get suspsicious

...that elf doesn't have a penis, right?

>>94896207
Jesus, she's perfect for these
>>94890082
>>94890053
>>94890023
>>94880336
Anybody drawing?

>>94896922
just go on yt and watch all the space battles and you will lose nothing

>>94896922
>humanity spread out into space at some point, populates tons and tons of now-independent worlds
>some humans adapt to live permanently in space, engineer themselves into being a different kind of human, call themselves "Abh" (space elves)
>Abh empire basically unstoppable, but they just sorta annex worlds and take administrative control only, leaving people to their own lives
>MC (Jinto) was next in line for rule when, as a kid, his world was annexed into the Abh empire
>grows up, goes to Abh academy, joins military, meets QT space waifu Lafiel
>giant political shakeups/war/intrigue occur around them while story centers on their experiences
The first dozen episodes are pretty great, but it meanders sometime around the second series (banner).

>>94872220
I forgot you have to hate everything to be here.

>>94896926
Banner/Crest is pretty crap. The poor pacing aside, the actual story is meh, and the amount left unfinished and unadapted is equally problematic. It really irked me that people acted like the main duo were hot shit when every story was them getting saved by random people when they should have died, and they almost never succeeded under their own power, just through luck and the help of strangers.

>>94893797
Is this one of those stories where people don't die permanently?

>>94876284
Only if its popular. And it looks so bad I doubt it will get much of anything. Barring some massive autists waifuing and spam commissioning porn of one or more of the girls, expect some stuff the first month or so after it hits, then fucking nothing.

>>94874903
Basically this. There is a 90% chance there will be more porn of the only 2 male characters than of all the female characters combined.

>>94889176
>fondle all over with motherly instincts
Im not sure you know what that word means

I didn't know Nox was in Winx.

>>94897160
It started as "What if you could cook and eat various stock RPG monsters?", so respawn is part of the setting. No idea why the author decided to go for drama lately - while it's not loss.jpg tier bad, it's kind of jarring.

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>>94896813

>>94897528
I recall if being predicted because her previous work followed the same "comedy into dark drama" format

>>94879897
please tell me he also has a wicked sense of humor

>>94897638
That would make him less generic so no chance

>>94872051
I would an elf. Uncontrollably. I think.

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>>94897528
I'm liking this so far

>>94872051
YES! Thank you based Netflix!
I was so mad at Lego for treating a potentially interesting franchise like shit. Making great designs of people and dragons just for a shitty mini series with cheapest animation possible was bad. And then they made some ugly as fuck episodes with people having lego claws.
But this right here looks really interesting.

>>94897528
It makes for a better story and use of her talents.

>>94877574
Now to be fair, anime does the same but mainly to sell the light novels or manga or other shit since anime itself is not profitable at all usually, one of the reason many series dont get more than 1 season usually tend to be light novel adaptations and they make the money back in selling that and other products if it happens

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REMOVE NON-HUMAN FILTH

>>94890393
/tg/ has two elf love threads going. Elf hate is a meme, it's dwarves that are the blight

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>>94899017
DELET THIS

>>94889170
Shuttup Orruk.

>>94899017
As a drunk hairy son of a bitch bastard I take this very seriously.

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>>94899017
Right you little shit, that is going in the book of grudges

>>94899017
Speaking of /tg/, it is a pretty good board but these guys quickly turn into one of the worst and most cancerous shitposters once someone mentions elves.

>>94899017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvJsG4F2Img

>>94899017
True.
People always bitch about elves, but dwarves are always the fucking same.

>>94899174
Was I supposed to be threatened by that?
Tall order.

>>94897160
>>94897528
before the spiral into despair arc started we had an entire episode about how resurrection is not as easy as one might thought and you in fact can very easily be perma killed in the dungeon despite the elven spell that has been casted over it

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>>94877724
>the Knife-ear harlot probably drugged orcbro or something
GODDAMN THOT

>>94899701
Worse, she poked holes in his condoms.

>>94899017
I'm not surprised /co/mblr hates the racially pure species.

>all this /a/ shit
I mean, I love Dungeon Meshi, but I rather we pool our asses together and kept it more /co/.
I'm down for making a list/chart of /co/ elves, if we can provide the characters. Not-elves elves, too.

>>94876941
dude you're making me nostalgic.

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Obligatory Space Elf

>>94877864
Thank God they're cutting off their ears so they can be normal people.

>>94873967
Stroking their ears gently.

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>>94873967

>>94900532
Actually in the Norse mythology, Dwarves have such low birthrate, they are prone to interspecies breeding and integrate those children as full-fledged members of the society.