Orion's ride thingy will never look cool, why don't

>>94853935
You will never look cool, why didn't your parents get rid of you?

>>94854058
Because it's not worth going to jail for it???

>>94853935
The second they get rid of it or update it, you'll have 100 threads about how awful DC is for being ashamed of their roots.

>>94853935
His ride thingy is rad as hell. Don't be jelly.

>>94853935
I mean, coming from a guy who spent a long tme on a 50cc scooter, an anti-gravity magical no-wheel motorcycle-like doohicky would be pretty cool.

>>94853935
I know right. They should give him a space motorcycle like they did for Lobo.

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>>94853935
Literally blasphemy.

>>94855560
A Vespa.

>>94855603
That looks cool, the OP is a poor interpretation.

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>>94853935

Even under the low standards set by OP's in the past, I am deeply disappointed in you and I can't imagine what your family feels.