https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tj cm_kI0n0 Was it what yo

>>94852310
It was better than what I expected, which was more about Jack/Ana/Gabe. I'm never fucking around near those ecopoint pods every again though.

I liked it, but I wish it wasn't so dialog-heavy.

>>94852310
>they went ahead and made her fat
how the fuck does she fight

>>94852477
She's THICC! Not fat!

>>94852477
who cares, she's hot

>>94852310
everyone imagined her to be really fat when in reality shes just right size.
regardless, i don't see issues with it, i cant wait to draw more of her now

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>>94852477
By firing her ice gun. None of Mei's abilities are based on athleticism.

>>94852503
she couldn't run a mile without collapsing
>>94852504
you do realize that Blizz designed her to be as average as possible lol
>>94852513
she runs around

>>94852310
I havn't been to /co/ in forever, since it turned to pure shit. And I saw this today and thought, surely those bastards won't leech off of my vidya.

Have you no shame?

>>94852477
She has the same thickness as her in game model. Even barring the coat, she wears skin tight pants. You can see it easily.

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Did they make her straight up fat now?

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She looks like an adorable chubby seal. Perfect.

>>94852527
Fat people can run/jog around, dumbass. She's not even close to obese , just chunky. Do you also want to remove Roadhog from the game because his fat ass jogs around firing a weapon?

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>Blizzard cowed to Tumblr and made chunky Mei canon
>TFW I don't care because that's my fetish

Like anon said >>94852527
>...Blizz designed her to be as average as possible...

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Well, no point waifuing her anymore.

Luckily there're more fish in this pond.

I think there's a big difference between being a tad chunky and full on Obese ham-planet you see on a scooter at Wal-mart. Mei, is nowhere near the latter.

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>people looked at the in-game models and thought she wasn't soft and chunky

>>94852477
She just has thick thighs and child bearing hips

No rolls or stretch marks

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>>94852634
>German women

>>94852663
its her neck, show me a photo of a chubby person with a neck that skinny

>>94852588
Obese guy here. She looks fatter than me.

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Mei is thicc, stop putting her down for thinking she's fat.

>>94852695
shes swiss ya dip

she's so cuuuute

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>>94852477
>That
>Fat
I'm a fat fetishes but Mei isn't fat. She's Plus Size or in the actual definition, Thick.
She doesn't have fat rolls, a double chin, or cellulite. Hell I don't even see any part of her jiggling with every step.
She's got a round face but not a fat face that's puffed out.

>>94852527
>she runs around

Well, she jogs. And not very fast.

She probably gains all those calories back with icecream.

She gets about as much exercise as Roadhog, but where are the complaints about his weight?

>>94852310
Expiration Date was better.

It's a shame she died hiking through Antarctica with no covering for her face.

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>>94852310
>no Pharah short
>no Mercy short
>no Torbjorn short
I won't be happy until we get one of those.
Also
>no D.Va short
I'd be interested, but im not outright calling for one. Her fan base is already autistic enough as it is.

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>>94852695
>not liking lietrally aryan Frauen
Get a load dieses Untermenschen!

There had to have been a simpler solution to her problems than building an ice gun.

>>94852634
>heal slut mascot
>waifu materiel

>Cute Short
>Cute Girl
>still don't give a fuck about Overwatch
>Titanfall 2 is superior

>>94852588
>>94852527
I wanna watch Mei jog around after I nut on her butt

>>94852310
3d animation has come a long way. Now if only 3d Animators could branch out from disney/pixar's style.

>>94852762
>She gets about as much exercise as Roadhog, but where are the complaints about his weight?

Because most guys couldn't give a shit about some fat guy in a video game. It's the "MAH REPRESENTATION!" cunts that are the ones screaming the most about it.

Honestly, I see Roadhog as more of a powerlifter type anyways. Guy has some huge arms.

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>>94852718
Look up size 14-16 women. You don't really get a chub neck until the fat becomes obesity.

>>94852555
>/co/ is pure shit
>comes from /v/
You're the one who's killing this place.

>>94852759
I concur with this anon and commend their stated tastes.

>>94852791
The longer they wait to do Pharah, the better. Maybe in a few years they'll have figured out how to give her a personality.

>>94852477
same way roadhog does

>>94852477
>how the fuck does she fight
By being a cartoon lel

>>94852853
This place was dead long before Activision bought out Blizzard.

>>94852310
That was pretty schlocky and boring.
I can't tell if she was over acting or under performing.

>>94852718
She's a cartoon, she also has perfect skin and born with permanent make up and eyelashes

>>94852310
I don't normally care for Mei but she's cute here.

>>94852513
You know, except her ability to move quickly, jump, aim, and fire for long periods of time. But hey! She should be fine for all that!

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>>94852739
I don't usually care about escher girl shit but that left one rustles me.

>>94852477
she's a cute fatty tho. Nothing wrong with a cute fatty.

>>94852831
You're a fucking retard. Just because a character isn't a skinny fuck doesn't mean it's Tumblr' fault. Quit pinning mei's look on a fucking website that can't do shit.

>stuck in a frozen wasteland
>this chubby chink bitch walks around the base in skin tight pajama pants and a loose fitting sweater that exposes her shoulders and tank top straps
>but because we're "professionals" all I can do is touch her shoulder and masturbate furiously

>>94852555
fucking go home then, no one asked you to come here /v/ you just showed up uninvited.

>>94852310
Everywhere that I go, everything that I do...

>>94852975
>I can't tell if she was over acting or under performing.
lil bit of both.
It wasn't great, but it served it's greater purpose of fueling my lust for Mei butt, so...

>>94853037
How out of shape must you be if you think the ability to jog at a moderate pace, jump slightly off the ground, and hold up a gun counts as "athleticism?

I can even wash myself without needing a rag on a stick, I'm practically an olympian.

>>94852310
Wait.. did they make her fat? she wasn't That fat on the concept art.

>>94852513
You literally saw her with ski in the end

Predictably shit.

>>94852975
Should have just had her speak chinese the whole time and throw subtitles up.

>>94852310

I thought it would end with her dead considering she is on Antarctica, which could have been interesting for a character backstory.

>>94852310
boring and nonsensical
>climbing on ice
>crying when your phone run of battery
>.. when you have solar energy panels later

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>all this talk of Mei not fighting cause she's fat
>when Roadhog is five times as fat as she is

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Cartoon fatties can be hot because unlike in real life, their skin is tighter than a four year old back injury

>>94854087
Hasn't this bitch gotten diabetes yet?

>>94854087
This guy gets it. Most things are good when you take away the pig disgusting.

>>94852310
Nothing beats sleeping next to a nice soft chubby girl. Mei's body fat is subcutaneous, not visceral, so she's not a horrible looking fatty, she's an attractive thicc girl.

Mei is okay, but let's complain about the newest hearthstone cinematic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPguoeYTvMI

>>94852310
I remember this plot from Fallout 4.

>>94854420
at least this had the common decency of killing everyone and not try to make you care about people you don't spend more than 3 minutes with

Good looking and Mei is god tier waifu material
But holy shit the plot and the dialogues and
What the fuck is this?

Wasn't this supposed to be Pixar level and shit? I mean the very first overwatch trailer gave this good vibe and they could've done something great with this
But what the fuck is that?
Their shorts are getting worse and worse, only good one was the soldier one IMO

So sad

>>94853802

maybe she found them later?

>>94854460
being fair YOU the player might not have cared about them because you don't spend more than 3 minutes with them but your character might of (depending on how you roleplayed them) considering that it was their wife/husband & kid + everyone in their neigborhood that was in that vault.

>>94852310
meh

pretty feels-y

>>94854326

...frozen and trolls songs.

great combo

>>94852852
I had a man reaction

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>>94852310

Only response is this for a response

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQLsb7Zm_MI

>>94852310
>drinking coffee right before entering a cryo-chamber
wtf

>>94854326
This was really good

But it looked like a Pixar/Disney short. Especially for people that don't know hearthstone.

>not a full junkrat backstory

>>94854699
I've said it before, I'll say it again; tying the base building with the minutemen was stupid, it should have been 4 to 6 other survivors scared shitless and need your help so you could jump right into it and not feel so, well, railroaded to the minutemen

>>94852310
She looks like a 12 year old.

>>94854816
Pretty sure it was tea.
Semantics, but w/ever.

I don't play this but I like the character and the backstory.

Too bad Macready didn't survive this time.

>>94852759
This anon is literally an expert on the topic. There are no other arguments.

>>94854887
Fucking this.

Fuck Mei. Blizzard teased a better short and they give us this tripe, fuck 'em.

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>>94854934
I have the same issue with League. I love this little shortstacc but fuck if I'll ever play LoL

>>94854971
>Fuck Mei
YES PLEASE

>>94854467
i liked last bastion & dragons better. most of them are ok the only dumb ones were alive & sombra's short

>>94854898
oh i thought you were talking about the beginning of the game with the pre-war stuff & vault.

i totally agree with you the minutemen is worst part of the game i usually cut ties with them once preston's group made it to sanctuary and leave before preston tries to make me do his job for him.

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>>94854326
Posting a pic ussually gives better results, anybody got a Lost Vickings vibe from the video?

Also am I the only one that got the impression that the girl was dying from hypothermia and the whole tavern scene was an hallucination?.

>>94855029
>anybody got a $$ vibe
"Does this remind anyone else of," memelord

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>>94855029
More like Asterix.

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>>94852695
>>94852746
>Swiss woman
That's even worse, no wonder she's unmarried at like 38 despite being clearly desperate for a man. Just look at her eyes in the mistletoe win pose, she's desperate.

>>94852310
Fucking hell Overshit fans are fucking annoying, literally spamming /co/ with this garbage

Fuck off

>>94855166
>fuck off with your animated short
>you're taking up space we can use to make another thread about Harley's ass

>>94855269
>>>/v/

>>94854326
isn't hearthstone suppose to be in the warcraft universe?

i can't put my finger on it but something seems alot different compared to the WOW cinematics

Whoever wrote this needs to be shot. This could have been done basically entirely without dialogue if there were a competent writer, instead we have Mei giving exposition every two seconds. Almost all of the Overwatch shorts are like this, too. Blizzard needs to hire better writers.

>>94852504
>>94852527

Anons who call her "hot" are anons whose prospects IRL are of such poor quality that blandpudge like that would be an improvement, an aspiration; something to which one could aspire as a goal.

Also, this thread is not /co/ and should be pruned.

>>94854977
LoL is fun if you're not taking it serious. Plus all the god-tier waifus like zyra

>>94855310
well they moved a bit away from that recently by dropping 'Heroes of Warcraft' from their official name. The whole thing is meant to be a light diversion from Warcraft so it's all fun and games

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>>94855313
>writing in videogames

>>94855313
>Blizzard needs to hire better writers

We've been saying this for over a decade.

>>94854326
This one was bizarre with how little it had to do with what Hearthstone is. I suppose they were trying to appeal to people who'd never heard of Warcraft.

>>94855029

i thought it as a boy at first.

then he suddenly grew more hair.

>>94855313
Bastion was good

>>94855419

yeah, it was cute "Iron Giant: lite" story.

>>94853495
no one is cross arctic wastelands with out skis.

>>94855359
i was talking in terms of style

everything seems alot smoother, softer & more cartoony compared to the cinematics in WOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o0ZtQIkM60

>>94855029
Who's getting porn first, the girl or the pink gnome?

when Junkers homo confirm

>>94855419
Yeah, that's why I said "almost." Notice what was good about Bastion: no fucking words. Everything was shown instead of told. This isn't to say that dialogue is verboten but it should serve the story. The dialogue in the TF2 character shorts isn't merely expository, it's filled to the brim with personality. This dialogue is bland. "Oh no, I hope I can do the thing!" "Hooray, I did the thing!" and lines like that are boring and do nothing to create a distinct character in the audience's mind.

>>94855509

both is good

>>94852310
So is Blizzard trying to turn their game into Overwaifu?

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>>94855693
It was Overwaifu from day 1.

>>94855407
Does it really have that little to do with Hearthstone though? The only backstory is it that you go to a tavern and sit down to play a magical card game while a merry dwarf makes sure that nobody starts flipping tables.

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>>94855693
It always was.

>>94852477
with her mind and her excess of weight is a weapon itself

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>YWN nut all over Mei's chubby tummy
>YWN use her tits as pillows and fall asleep to her heartbeat
>YWN share a bowl of soft serve ice cream courtesy of Snowball
>YWN pinch her muffin top and lovingly bully her about her chub

>>94855742
Mei > Zarya >= Symmetra > Tracer > D.Va > Pharah > Widowmaker >>> Mercy

>>94855742
>tfw i find Symmetra boring as fuck but she makes my dick diamonds

>>94854326
>An ogre, a Gnoll, and a fucking Ancient is allowed to be in the short
>No Forsaken or Tauren to see anywhere
Fucking Racists!

>>94852613
>bowed to tumblr

Are yoy kidding? They bowed to reddit and here if anything. Every single female is fap bait. They just made one chubby for people like you.

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>>94855742
>tfw Zarya will never make you cum by clenching her well-toned ass on your dick

>>94855154
She's married to Roadhog tho?

>>94852791
isn't this the girl /v/ had a complete meltdown over when it turned out she was dating an actual /v/irgin

>>94856239
No wonder he's never home and is spending all day palling around with Junkrat

>>94852613
I don't know what you're on about she has the same body time in-game.

>>94854254
Don't forget smelly

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>>94856273
Wow, rude.

>>94856351
Her ping-pong spray for the Summer Games shows her with a flat belly, same with that spray that showed her in a tank top.

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>>94855154
Mercy is a predictor that gets her youth from girls. It was Widow first, then Pharah, and now Dva

>>94856433
The short never showed the contrary though?

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>>94856236

>>94852477
She's been fat since the beginning lel

>>94856433
those are sprays. her actual model has been ripped

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>>94852310
Yes.

Do you think they will make it into regular cartoon?

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>>94855742

>>94856563
Naw, Overwatch seems like they could do an ok movie based around the old Overwatch,but I doubt they could do a full on series

>>94856236
>>94856459
Zarya is girly girl who eats ice cream out of the tub, and watches sappy movies, and calls D.Va to gossip about boys. All the 'tumblr snowflake' signals are just her being like 'pink hair is cute, no?'

>>94855742
>>94856615
wow I can see why the gameplay is so addicting and so highly competitive now!

>>94856627
don't forget an unrepentant racist against robots who think they deserve the same rights as humans

>>94855462
We don't know if Hearthstone is set in the world of Warcraft or not. Although poke lines from heroes of the storm suggest that Hearthstone is set in Warcraft
>>94855580
Oh great it's the TF 2 fag

>>94856676
Considering all the crap that happened in her country during the Omnic war,can't blame her for being a bit wary of robots. Torbjorn is the same way too.

>>94855509
The girl

>>94856676
Well when they fucked up your childhood and then your weightlifting competition gets shut down by the things, you may not be so tolerant yourself.

>>94852791
This bitch ain't chinese or remotely Asian in any capacity

>>94856459
>>94856627
>>94856676

>Fit girly girl who hates roboniggers

Truly the best girl.

>>94855029
in WoW, a hearthstone is a magical device that transports you to the tavern it's bound to

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>>94856908

[b]WHO TOUCHED MY GUN[/b]

>>94856730
>Oh great it's the TF 2 fag
Nice fucking refutation, idiot.

>>94856958
Based Russia will save us from this degeneracy.

>>94856984
>Russia
>not the leaders in degeneracy
did you know it's sorta legal to have CP there? As long as you don't distribute it you can have it.

>>94855029
Why couldn't they make a Warcraft movie with this animation?
Instead we have an ugly looking live action movie.

>>94857009
Bestiality and heroin are legal in Canada. Russia doesn't seem so bad by comparison.

Why haven't we got an animated series out of TF2 or OW yet, co?

I don't understand.

>>94857056
They generate enough money as it is.

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>>94856958
How does that even work?

>>94857009
bullshit

>>94852527
>you do realize that Blizz designed her to be as average as possible lol
Either they failed or some people like me like that.

>>94857056
Valve pitched a TF2 animated series to Adult Swim, Expiration Date was the pilot. Problem is that Valve couldn't meet a deadline if it walked up to them and shook their hands.

>>94852310
I'm not sure what people are so mad about. Is hating everything Overwatch mainstream now?

>>94857122
What exactly does Valve do all day, besides swim in pools full of Steam money?

>>94857036
nigga, did you just compare child porn to drugs and ponyfags!?

>>94857084
I would have to imagine it's like being with a dildo with arms and legs.

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>>94857149
>Questioning Valve and their amazing business model

>>94856958
C H R O M E D

>>94857149
Browse the workshop for things to monetize.

>>94857149
dry themselves with wallets after exiting the pool and laying on a nice couch made of dollars of course.

>>94857149
Dick around each on their pet projects that are too big in scope for the three people working on it and model new hats so they've done at least something finished to hand in each week

>>94857167
As long as we get our VR waifus, they can keep the prosthetic cock attached to a coffee machine.

>>94856958
>no female robots
why, would it have caused offense?
is men dating qt grills too controversial?

>>94857352
apparently female robots can only be crossing guard science projects for Numbani grade schoolers

>>94852310
Who's the fatass gastrointestinal violator?

>>94855462
>>94855310

What you can't put your finger on is the different art-style and 3D models, it's has that clear disney/pixar feel because it's all fun and games

They've done a good job, anon

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>>94857014
Because it takes them an extraordinarily long time to make these 10 minute shorts. Making a full length movie with their animation team would take fucking forever. Besides, the CG on the Orcs in the movie was actually pretty good, it's when the Humans showed up that things started looking odd.

Give me some cute Mei Requests. I'll try to do a couple.

>>94852310
That was awesome, is this a series?

>>94857611
Mei getting flustered at Junkrat trying to give her a more 'improved' Snowball as a present

>>94857634
i like Dragon's slightly better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ09xdxzIJQ&t=2s

>>94852310
her voice acting is fucking terrible ahahahaha

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>>94857611
Mei waking up and stretching

Mei really sounds like tara strong doing a racist chinese accent.

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>>94857589
>orcs

>>94857652
Infiltration is best one you fucking pleb
youtube.com/watch?v=Og5-Pm4HNlI

>>94857698
BOOPFAG GENOCIDE NOW!

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>>94857611
Not Mei but Overwatch's equivalent to Team Rocket

>>94857698
BOOP XD

>>94852503
Thick is not fat. THICC is fat.

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>>94856958
B O T T E D

>>94857741
THICC is not fat.
"Healthy" is fat.

>>94857149
Make Dota card games

made me feel nothing

>>94857808
THICC is what chubby chasers and feeders use to justify their attraction to planetoids.

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Cute and thicc.

>>94857611
Mei in a maid outfit jumping up in surprise because Tracer or D.Va slapped/grabbed her butt

>>94856958
PLATINUMED

>>94857352
>is men dating qt grills too controversial?
http://www.feministcurrent.com/2017/04/27/sex-robots-epitomize-patriarchy-offer-men-solution-threat-female-independence/
yes

>>94852588
The lewd things I would do with her

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>>94857974
>that entire link
>all those buzzword
Jesus. FUCKING. Christ.

>>94857974
>>94858016
>That site
Extremism pure and simple.
It's like linking to Stormfront itself to get an opinion on black people. I mean, crazies always exist but why would you LINK to the crazy extremes?

>>94857974

I don't understand it, you figure they be thrilled with the idea of sex robots since that would mean less men creeping on them; or are they just pissy cause they realize they can be easily replaced.

It was alright. Mei as a character is pretty uninteresting to me, and didn't feel like a lot happened in it considering it was nine minutes. If they were going to make a point to show the tragedy of her origin, I would have liked to see more emphasis on the way she was coping with it, especially with what she missed in the last nine years.

Felt like The Last Bastion managed to be way more emotional without relying on other characters dying and sacrificing themselves.

>>94858068
Probably the fear of being replaced

>>94857674
Her VA is actually Chinese though

>>94858068
It was only ever about controlling men so of course they're upset.

>>94858068
a woman's only trump card is sex, robots will take that away so who will put up with their bitching?

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>>94857611
Mei and Snowball sledding.

>>94852310
>brings back her robot
>not her human coworkers

>>94858062
>extremism

So what's the moderate version of stormfront?

If I were someone with a heavy accent talking to myself, I'd talk in my native language.

>>94858194
did you miss the flatlines, vru?

>>94858062
>https://www.theguardian.com/careers/2017/may/29/sexist-robots-can-be-stopped-by-women-who-work-in-ai
>http://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/sex-robots-sexist-feminist-says-7373559
>https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/539j5x/were-sexist-toward-robots
>http://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/sex-robots-sexist-feminist-says-7373559
>https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/17/opinion/sex-robots-consent.html
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-11-25/anti-sex-robot-campaign-warns-of-danger-to-women-and-children/8023224
>http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/feminism/2015/09/should-we-ban-sex-robots
>https://uk.news.yahoo.com/sex-robots-will-make-men-more-sexist-academic-claims-112249246.html

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>>94852310
>friend of mine was disappointed she wasn't bigger

>>94852477
How does Torb fight when he's a midget?
How does Tracer fight when she's a stick?
How does Ana fight when she's old?
How does Roadhog fight when he's fat?

>>94856440
Widow, Pharah and Dva are all still smoking hot though. So if Angela is feeding off them and it's not causing them any harm, then who cares?

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>>94858289
She just feeds off their...nectar...the younger the better.

>>94858194
I hope you're not in med school if you believe reviving humans is as simple as plugging in a fresh battery.

>>94858251
>How does Ana fight when she's old?
She's not as old as Rein and kinda doesn't. She was approaching "too old for this shit" when she got shot and spent the next decade pretending to be dead because she just really didn't want to talk to her husband/daughter. Now she's kinda awkwardly following bargain bin Captain America around and tending his wounds. She has kicked in Reaper's general direction once but that's all the "fighting" shown from her so far.

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Cute

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>>94857174
C L A N K E D

>>94858194
That's the Chinese for ya. ka-puu *spits dip*

>>94856050
>>An ogre, a Gnoll, and a fucking Ancient is allowed to be in the short
>>No Forsaken or Tauren to see anywhere
>Fucking Racists!

Didn't you see the tauren rogue? Man your eyes must be going. Get them checked man.

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>>94857672
Kinda fucked up her left hand a bit. Hope you like it.

>>94852477
No, they made her as thin as they did when tumblr flipped their shit

>>94852310
She is a precious angel and must be protected at all cost

>>94858778
excellent work, lad.

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>>94858154

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I want to swallow Mei's breath

>>94852310
Horrible acting.

>>94859360
Well that's gonna get shopped, now isn't it.

>>94859379
I can forgive it, she sounds cute

>>94859400
It just makes me think of a fish out of the water dying slowly.

>>94859186
>sled
>not the frozen corpse of Genji with an icicle sticking out of his eye
Come on man.

>>94859437
Kay.

>>94852791
Pharah and Torbjörn have both had comics, though.

>>94856958
Chloe Price?

>>94857611
Mei knocking over a Stack of books because she's stacked.

>>94858778
Top cute dude

>>94859186
Cute

>>94858212
Look, here's the deal with this. Most people don't care. And the ones that do, are crazies. They can publish a million articles but that's because it's the fucking internet. You wallowing through their crazy because you think it matters is just as pathetic as they are.

>>94858200
Most likely the pre-2000 Republican party. It's been devolving pretty fast to far right ever since Bush though.
Meanwhile the Democrats are losing touch with basically everything.

Mei is bae

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>>94857649
Think this'll be my last one. Thanks for the requests!

>>94856642
when did this /v/edditor meme come from that for a game to be fun it has to be "highly competitive"

>>94859379
I thought they were going for a subtle asian accent

>>94859851
Junkrat is such a good boyfriend

>>94854816
i dont see the problem. they will still sedate you with heavy anesthetics and freeze you. coffee wont keep you awake for that shit.

>>94852477
Are you pretending to be retarded?

>>94854699
The problem with this though is that finding your kid and those family ties are so heavily ingrained into the story it's almost impossible to role-play otherwise. They should have at least given you the option to be a deadbeat dad and do fuckall with your kid, stumbling into the Institute some other way.

>>94857652
I kind of don't like dragons. the action's good, but them fighting each other for no real reason and genji being vague and talking about picking sides bugs me too much.

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>tfw no Mei gf

>>94857733

Boop was a thinly veiled threat against that woman because Sombra knows she does it with her daughter. Now its just a zany meme catchphrase because the internet didn't notice the photo on her desk.

>>94857589

Blizzard didn't make the warcraft movie cg. Honestly going full cg would not have taken more time than what they did. ILM should have gone all the way on it, instead of giving us the ugly roger rabbit shit.

Wait, it's Winston's transmission that woke her up?

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>>94860695
what's with OW and lesbian pedos?

>>94861081
Eeyup. Just another reason recalling Overwatch is a bad idea.

>>94861096
You mean what is it with fans and lesbian pedos.

Jesus why do all the OW shorts suck?

>>94861096
>Making out with a 22 year old makes you a pedo.

>>94861081
Possiblely.

So Neo-Overwatch so far is Winston,Mei and Tracer

Talon: Reaper,Widowmaker,Sombra and Doomfist

Vigilantes: Soldier 76 and Ana

Junkers: Roadhog and Junkrat

Cyber police: Symetra

Revolutionary: Lucio

Irrelevant: D.va, Bastion,Torbjorn,Genji, Zenyatta,Hanzo, Reinhardt, Orisa

>>94852477
Pssstttt it's not real

Not even a narrative for the fighting, it's just for the fuck of it

>>94852613
Tumblr invented Mei before blizzard did....and NOW she canon?
What the FUCK?

>>94857589

No it doesn't, let alone Blizzard just released 3 10 minute shorts for their 2 worst games. OW is only a year old and they have how many shorts now? If they can do that in a year they can do a movie.

>>94861292
>for their 2 worst games

Diablo 3 and Star Craft 2 didn't get shorts....

>>94856160
"They bowed to reddit and not Tumblr" what does this even mean?

>>94858194
......are you an insane person?

>>94859456
Lol

>>94861245
Mei used to be skinnier in the official art. They made her THICC because of tumblr outrage

>>94861505
Source?

Her character model has not changed

>>94861522
They made changes to Mei's Chinese New Year skins because people complained she wasn't thick enough under the parka.

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>>94852310

Thankfully there are other older companies who masters the art of creating waifus

which is free for the taking now that Ripping model tools are up

>>94852477
With a gun?

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>>94861818

Patrician taste

though Slash is superior and Sorlag is the ultimate scaly waifu

>>94859877
fags like to claim it non-stop, you tell me.

>>94852310
i'm more impressed that the fucking watter jug is still liquid after so much time and in a sub zero temperature.

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Sick of this Pixar-ish animation where everyone makes facial expressions like a fucking Disney puppy. Do animators not know how real human faces express emotions?

>>94862276
1. They look in the mirror for reference when they animate people.
2. Everything is exaggerated for effect.
3. You're a cunt.

>>94856518
>those are sprays. her actual model has been ripped
I have all the female Overwatch model rips. Exactly two have bodies under their clothes and Mei isn't either of them. Any SFM porn loops you've seen of Mei uses a body taken from somewhere else.

>>94862276

It's a cartoon you joyless stupid faggot.

>>94862276

this is new SoCal SJW blizzard anon, not ol grimdark and dirty blizzard with Metzen's writing being homages to Warhammer Fantasy and 40k, that blizzard was long gone.

This new one feeds on rose tinted nostalgia and dumbing FPS for people who cant rocket jump or strafejump.

>>94862276
>Why is this cartoon character exhibiting exaggerated expressions meant to appeal more to a general audience?
If I wanted to see real human expressions i'd probably just watch real people.

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>>94862350
>Everything is exaggerated for effect
No, everything's wobbly and with too much overshoot for the puppy effect. It's dumb and it's overused as fuck. It shows that animators don't know how to do their job.

If it gets any worse we might get to the anime school of acting where everyone is constantly laughing, crying, yelling, gritting their teeth, or doing a predefined expression of some sort.

>>94859379
Fuck you, you try speaking almost entirely in a foreign language

>>94862421
>puppy effect
Can you define this, please.

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>>94862417
>exaggerated
>>94862350
>exaggerated


Funny, I didn't complain about exaggerations, I complained about the lack of actual human expression. You can exaggerate and still retain humanity and creativity. What we see in the Pixar... whoops I mean Overwatch video is fucking blandness and constantly using too much overshoot and settle.

webm related here is full of exaggeration but the expressions are so distinctly EXPRESSIVE and not watered down wobbly derivatives.

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>>94862476
>Can you define this
>>94862506
>blandness and constantly using too much overshoot and settle

Welcome to animation 101. Please leave.

>>94852310
Why did she make the ice gun if all she needed was to get up the satellite? She couldn't make a ladder?

>>94858079
Knowing Mei's backstory before this short came out made me care for Mei, but now that I've actually seen her reaction to her friends' deaths, it ruined the impact

Also, future Overwatch shorts should veer away from the cutesy "I'm never convincingly sad or angry, I always have to look cute even when I shouldn't be" style that modern Disney movies are known for. Makes Tracer and Mei hard to tolerate for more than 15 seconds

>>94852310
She looks like she has downs in this picture

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>>94852759
This guy fats.

>>94862551
Because she has an ice gun in game and it stands to reason that its creation would be the result of a concise individual conflict viewable by an audience rather than be the product of many years of research by a team at an Antarctic research station.

>>94862633
Actually upon a second viewing it's clear that the satellite is busted and would fall apart if she tried to climb it, so she develops the ice gun to keep it stable while she climbs it.

>>94862616
What do you look like in the morning?

>>94862506
It's more exaggerated than regular humans but not as exaggerated as that specific example. In the same way The Fox and the Hound is more exaggerated than real life but not as exaggerated as Tom and Jerry I don't know what this is trying to prove.

i've been looking for a mei to wife for years. all the ones that are thick, bodacious tits, and a pretty face have had awful personalities.

>>94862736
Like Fabio

>>94852634
>34 years old

Whatever you're into anon

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>there are people who think Mei isn't thicc

>>94857902
Suddenly i have a new tier of nerd cute to fap over. Now if I could only wrangle her in with Velma for some fanart.

>>94855310
>>94857500
I believe Hearthstone is set in the far-off future or a slightly alternate reality of the Warcraft universe, where all the races are more or less buddy-buddy with eachother and most of the lore are told as historical epics.

>>94852310
While it's well animated, holy fuck was this boring. 10 minutes of Mei mumbling about data. waifufags are the ultimate cancer.

>>94861210

Torb and Rein are clearly 'wave 2' neo-overwatch. They might not have picked up the phone, but its hard to imagine them not joining back up pretty soon. And Bastion is currently with Torb, so he comes along that way.

Genji can probably be convinced to come back as long as they promise no more Blackwatch shit, since strife between humans and omnics hits him where he lives. Zenyatta might not be a full member, but he and Genji are bros4lyfe so he'll probably hang around or at least be an ally.

D.va fights giant omnic superweapons and is high publicity. I feel liek she would fit in well with Overwatch, but I can't imagine how that would happen as long as OW is non-legit.

Hanzo is just a foil for Genji.

Orisa is... yeah, Orisa is fucking irrelevant. She's basically just a modified OR14, I don't even get the impression that she is really even 'self aware' like Zenyatta or Bastion are, so much as just intelligently programed to act friendly.

>>94864041
AI developmental levels

snowball < orisa < bastion < zenyatta < genji

>>94859379
>>94859400
>>94859951
The VA is native Chinese. They shouldn't have given her a full short to do in her second language.

>>94864041
D.Va and Lucio would fit in perfectly for neo-overwatch needing new young recruits. Even if it wasn't legit, Lucio would especially fit right in considering he's already confirmed as a rebel who does what's right for the people.

I'd also like to see Junkrat and Roadhog recruited, or rather hired, to work with Overwatch as desperate times call for desperate measures.

>>94864106
She did fine. Stop being an autist about it.

>>94862276
>Do animators not know how real human faces express emotions?
Are animators even taught anatomy anymore and how to draw a human body?

>>94852310
I was personally hoping she'd be a secret asshole and actually killed all her fellow researchers before putting out a call to Talon, but I enjoyed the short anyway. Seeing Mei shuffle around in form fitting PJs was pretty hot.

>>94864106
They shouldn't have someone who speaks English as a second language to play a character who speaks English as a second language?

The only real question is why Mei was talking to herself in a foreign tongue, but that's explained by years in isolation with only her english-speaking crew to talk to.

>>94862506
>The expressions are so distinctly expressive
WOAH tone down on the descriptive language, Anon. It's overwhelming.

>>94852477
Everything in the game is already retarded. This is a very minor thing in the cosmos of retardation that is this shit.

>>94864231
They shouldn't have given Mei a 10 minute short in the first place.

And she spoke English because Blizzard's audience are English speakers. They could have done it in Chinese, but everyone would have turned it off after 30 seconds.

>>94864273
I would have fapped furiously if she was talking to herself in adorable chinese.

>>94855829
>cream courtesy of Snowball
>>YWN pinch her muffin top and lovingly bully her about her chub
yeaaaaah... that's in fact a really subtle form of controlling behavior. Don't do this if you ever get a thicc qt3.14.

>>94852804
>dating a soviet rape baby
Nazi Kraut whores deserve to die unloved

>>94864273
>Blizzard's audience are English speakers
You have to be real fuckin ignorant to not know how massive China's influence on entertainment is.

Omnic Supremacist when?

>>94864291
mandarin isn't adorable 90% of the time.

korean and japanese are though.

>>94856908
Deep down Zarya just wants the C^3, colossal chrome cock

>>94864329
>not being allowed to lovingly tease your partner
The fucking world we live in now. I bet it'd be assault if I surprise kissed her too, right?

>>94864349
It's not bigger than domestic influence. And the Chinese don't give a shit about Blizzard's games beyond farming gold in WoW.

>>94857652
>>94857698
Both of you are wrong, the best is obviously the last bastion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to8yh83jlXg

>>94864460
This. Absolutely beautiful.

>>94864502
I love how iron giant-esque it is, and how it manages to communicate so much without a single line of dialogue

>>94852310
I like her being cute in the beginning
But they literally just took her bio and turned it into an animation. We learned nothing new about Mei or her goals andnone of the plotholes were filled in (how the fuck were there no records about the greatest meteorologists on the planet being trapped in Antarctica?)

And in terms of the short itself, the tone in the beginning felt way off (why are these scientists so comfortable with turning their brains off for months in a hail mary effort to keep from starving to death? if this isn't routine they should be very nervous, if this is routine then it's a fucking stupid routine). The emotional manipulation of Snowball's sacrifice falls completely flat because A) we know she still has Snowball in the game and B) it's a fucking robot, we know it can just be turned back on later when you get it a new battery and this is even confirmed a few minutes later.

Worst of all, the primary conflict becomes completely invalidated at the end. Mei needs to spend all her resources (electricity, clean water, technical equipment) trying to fix the comm tower so she can receive this signal in the hopes that someone will be listening and all she gets is some speech from Winston on repeat which is not actually of help to her. So she decides to just fucking walk back to civilization from the remote base in Antarctica that was forgotten about for 9 fucking years in what was presumably the worst weather seen on the fucking continent in 10,000 years and this task is given less gravitas than the act of getting a radio signal. Her whole achievement is completely invalidated because it looks like the conflict wasn't even necessary.

>>94864460
>the last birb
Everything else in the short is complete and utter shit, like how does a robot sleep nigga? Like actually think before you spend money on this shit.

>>94857974
This just screams insecurity. Wouldn't they be happy that the kind of guys that want sex dolls would be 'off the market?'

>>94864273
>>94864291
Yeah man, I ain't got no issue with reading subtitles.

>>94864539
Yeah, I also wish it had shown her spending more time mourning over her friends. Likewise, even if the Snowball sacrifice didn't feel strong, they still could have sold it by focusing on the emotional trauma of being left completely alone by her last friend.

>>94864539
None of the shorts have given us any special insight into the characters.

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>Heathstone with guns
>marketing relies entirely on nerdbait and making forum users angry
>occasionally put out a boring cinematic to drum up additional interest
>people eat it up anyway

>>94864619
It's almost like Blizzard is running a for profit business.

>>94864552
Nigga its like the robot is your phone in hibernation

>>94864619
>Hearthstone with guns
>Not TF2 with butts

>>94864610
Last Bastion did.

>>94864644
Nigga my phone don't sleep. Its always up for real nigga hours, deadass.

>>94864610
Hell, 76 wasn't even the main character of his own short.

>>94864635
Still, it's a little bothersome that they get away with putting almost zero effort into it.

>>94864635
It's almost like you can make a profit while also making something of quality.

>>94852310
I really hate how they are normalizing obesity

>>94864742
well congrats nigga you are killing the fucking lithium ion battery dumbass

>>94864803
Reality has already done that.

>>94864849
Yeah, but in the good ol' days we are least shamed them. Now they are trying to show like these characters are actually capable. Fat people aren't capable. Literally every jump she made in this animation would be impassible for someone her body weight.

Also, intelligent people have been proven to be more capable of regulating their diet. There is literally no excuse for this lump of lard.

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Shes just the right size

>>94864840
Oh so this robobitch is still using lithium ion batteries instead of fucking renewable energy? It's supposed to the fucking future nigga like what the fuck? I knew he was a megafaggot

>>94864899
Exceptions exist of course:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXv8Dk78r0k

But unless all Overwatch members have some mandatory Fitness training then Mei being able to make leaps like that is giving a false sense of capability.

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The plot of Overwatch is so terrible. They obviously had no idea what direction they were going to take going in. It was all just strung together at the last minute to give some semblance of a story and explain the characters.

>>94864899
A million other people have already pointed this out, but you presumably didn't have any issues with Roadhog.

>>94863121
Didn't they change her model or some art of her when the fandom raged at her not being portrayed as thicc?

>>94865007
well, yes, this is all scrapped together from an aborted MMO. And it's modern Blizzard so if they do make an endgame plot, it'll be a third, unknown evil manipulating Overwatch and Talon from the shadows so they have to work together