Pick a /co/ character.
Any character at all.
Got one?
Good.They grab your hands, look you in the eye, and propose to you. They want you to become their spouse. They would like nothing more but to spend the rest of their days in a cozy home with you, cooking and cleaning for you daily, gently and passionately making love to you nightly.
Well /co/? What do you do?
Dental plan unrelated.
Oh baby oh baby oh baby
>Frank Castle
Sabaku no Gaara
Fuck yes!!!!!!
>>94846668
>Leni
Marry her, of course.The fact that she'll never be real and all I can do is write shitty fics and draw shitty art of her forever brings me closer to another suicide attempt.
>rorschach
I can't see that happening ever
>>94846668
I got Spiderman
Do I have to become gay now?
It's a goddamned ruse and I know it. I'll figure out her end game eventually.
>Marceline
I wouldn't believe her
Better get gay marriage soon then
>>94846668
I AM LIVING THE GODDAMN DREAM
>korra
>mfw cucking asami
>mfw i have no face
>>94846684Rocko?!
>>94846668
>Raven
Well she's not on my list, but it'd pretty much take a literal miracle for me to do better. I'm happy to be the ray of sunshine in her dark world.
>>94847115
MRS BIGHEAD?!?!
Domestic life and gentle sex negates half the fun of being with her, but I wholeheartedly accept it.
I'm okay with this
>>94846668
I politely tell Morty no. He deserves better than me. He deserves Jessica
>>94846668
>Silk
But I already cook and clean pretty damn well. Can she be the breadwinner and I'll be the home maker instead?
>>94846668
I'd tell him towait till he's of legal age
>I panicked and picked a non-/co/ character
I do not think it would be legal to marry a 14 year old, regardless of that fact.
>>94847210
once you go black, we don't want you back
>>94847425
waiting 4 years won't kill you
>>94846668
Aquaman
Assuming Mera does not fucking kill me I live a life of luxery.
>>94847440
But what abouther explosions?
Accept. There's no reason to turn her down.
>>94846668
>Shuma-Gorath
Welp.
oh my god my dreams are finally coming true
Amethyst
Sure why not?
I was thinking of macaroni and then I thought of Mac from Foster's. I'm not okay with this at all.
>>94846668
So what if I picked the /co/ character because they are not the home maker spouse type?
I'm sorry Betty, but you're 17. Maybe when you're older.
>>94846668
>TT Starfire
A dream come true, but i don't want her to just stay at home. She's an action girl, she should go out and fight evil.
Okay, THIS time I'm gonna let /co/ decide for me.
And go.
>>94846715
You know for sure that he's going to protect the fuck out of your smile.
>>94846668
Oh, fuck...
I say yes [spoiler/]
>>94847443
rip anon
Yes yes, a thousand times yess!!!!
>>94846668
I'm okay with this.
>on a serious nostalgia trip
>first character that comes to mind
I am very okay with this. I hadn't thought about Vanessa for years but I'm glad she was in my mind today.
>>94847450
Go back to /sg/
>>94846668
Not sure how to feel about this. I can't see her being a loving, doting wife, but how the hell do you say no without becoming a cinder?
>>94847462
If you're any good at pleasuring a woman, then say goodbye to your dick. Her first orgasm will more than likely crush it to a bloody spot in her vag.
Eh, screw it. I'll just go with...how about...Morrigan.
.......
YES YES YES YES! A million times yes!
>>94846668
I know why I always pick the same character for every one of these threads.
>>94846668
As always, my choice to always pick Raven continues to cause me no regrets
>>94847033
Do you live in Russia or something?
Because here in Freedom, we definitely already have that
>>94846668
No! NO! THIS IS WRONG
>>94846668
>Winnie
Together, we will raise a hunting party innawoods.
>Hank Hill
At least he has a job.
>>94849101
At least he's cute enough.
>>94846668
Picking X-23 is always the right choice, gonna start drinking those sweet Warren tears.
>Dredd
Help police
>Korra
Fuck yeah but let me do the cooking and cleaning.
>>94846668
Uh, well, I didn't know Spider-Man was bi, and I am not, so I'm gonna have to pass on that one.
>>94846668
back off, Dini, she is mine
>>94849260
There has to be a way around it, else Lois Lane would have become Oracle by now.
>>94849214
>/sg/
The fuck does an /a/ character have to do with /sg/?
Alfred.
I would be such a lucky girl - if I were a girl.
>>94846668
>Somewhat hungover (Tuesday-Wednesday are my weekend, I danced my dick off last night)
>Crack my eye open to look at the strangely strong midget that just sincerely, lovingly proposed marriage to me at my bedside
>I mumble something about how shortstacks are not viable IRL, and wave him off
>"Pizza in the fridge, lemme sleep man"
>Probably compliment his cosplay as I drift off
>>94846668
I say yes and love them both for eternity.
>>94846668
I really need to stop picking Aquaman for these things. I always end up getting killed by Mera.
>>94846668
Hmmm
>>94846668
Sounds great.
I CHOOSEDES - PA - CITOharley queen
>>94846668
I tell him to stop joking around and marry MJ.
Heh heh.Oh my.
>>94846668
tfw got ashi
>>94846668
Settle down with Laura
Hell to the motherfucking yeah