Hello, /co/, you simple-minded troglodytes.
I come with a gift; the opportunity to compete with the world's greatest genius in a battle of wits. The one who (unlikely) manages to best me shall win $100 worth of prizes from their Amazon wishlist. They can be anything from paperback trades to figures you plan on spending quality time with, so long as they remain /co/ related.
The rules are so simple, a toddler could follow them. So you may have a bit if trouble catching on:
>Answer my three riddles correctly. You are more than welcome to discuss amongst yourselves what you think they are, however, only one anon will win
>If you believe you've guessed correctly then post the answers with a unique trip or your Amazon wishlist so I can identify you
>If you are correct, I will post again in this thread stating the winner, followed by purchasing the items of their choice (shipping factored into the $100)
>The prizes you wish to receive MUST be /co/ related
>Under no circumstances will I at any point give a hint to my riddles or respond to posts asking for clues
That is all there is to it. Follow these rules well, solve my three riddles, and be rewarded for your efforts. Be completely sure you have a trip or your wishlist posted so someone doesn't try taking credit for your diligent work.
And now for the riddles. Don't be scared by how difficult they may seem. You're no Batman, so I obviously had to dumb them down immensely. They're almost TOO easy.
>Always fixated on the past, but forever stuck in the present. What am I?
>When is a crossword like a sudoku?
>Two Two-Faces?! I hear they rock in America...
Good luck, fools. I'll post again when you've answered them all correctly.
>>94829339
That tiny legrest is killing me.
>>94829339
oh shit I'm down
>>94829351
>A historian
>When a Samurai kills himself with a crusader's sword
>Any Democrat vs Repzblican election
Ah, I almost let this last rule slip mind.
You have until the bump limit to solve these riddles. Try not to sprain that tiny muscle you rarely exercise.
I really want the Transmetropolitan omni or the rest of The Unwritten but I'm honestly stumped on these. I'm surprised this isn't getting any traction though
>>94829381
Historian is probably right
#3 is Mount Rushmore
>>94830740
I feel like statue/monument would also work for one. btw can you explain how 3 is rushmore? that was my first thought too but I don't really see how they're two faced. Unless Two Two-Face is just supposed to be four faces.
>>94829381
Wrong
>>94830740
>>94830870
Don't forget to post with a trip or your list if you're 100% sure. You must have all three correct answers in your post, otherwise all of it will be considered wrong.