>Devout Catholic >Dresses up as Satan I don't

Its not a crime to be a retarded faggot OP, dont feel sad.

>>94829024
You've obviously never been Catholic.

>>94829079
This.

>>94829079
Do Catholics worship Satan?

>>94829155
Someone hasn't read his Jack Chick.

>>94829024
Catholics are just satanists who extort money from people and rape kids. There is a reason most of the world broke off from their italian warlord cult of personality.

>>94829024
His costume is supposed to represent the fear he puts into criminals. He's Catholic, there's nothing scarier than Satan.

>>94829024
You need to read up on your Red Batman

>>94829024
>Catholics
>not evil
Somebody get this kid a Chick tract, stat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdi_u1ZenRw

I always took this as he understands going out and beating criminals to a pulp is still wrong and his guilt makes him dress as what he believes he is

>>94829079
>>94829116
Alright. Break it down for my fedora tipping self, if you would, good sir.

He's blind, he doesn't know what he's wearing.

>>94829323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdolFXcNAH4

>>94829237
Yes there is, God

Checkmate athiests

>>94829024
Show me where in the bible a picture of Satan, or he's a red man Catholicuck

>Catholics

Go worship marry more. You got go and stay go

>>94829024
he's blind

juxtaposition,my good bitch

>>94829208
kek.

>>94829392
lmao

>>94829024
>dareDEVIL
really makes you think
he symbolizes the good aspect of Satan, i.e. punishing sinners

>>94829677
>the good aspect of Satan

Nigga...

>>94829712
>punishing sinners
yes, what?

>>94829712
I mean, God's apparently chill enough with the Devil that he had no problem with all that Job shit.

>>94829377

Choice has become an important part of sin in Catholicism in the past 50 years or so. They've moved further away from inherent sin (without removing the idea entirely), and placed more emphasis on the actions you make, and what you give and take in life.

Hell, both Mignola and his created character Hellboy are Catholics, that's half the latter's shtick. Choice is more important that anything else.

In addition, mocking the devil is perfectly fine to most Christians and other liberal followers of 'the Book' faiths in general. You get gay satans in webcomics and cartoons, you get satan being outsmarted by an oaf and his blue haired wife, you get Satan having the shit kicked out of him at a tech expo, Satan is literally the main villain in the worst Sonic game ever made, he's the villain in the Diablo series, he's continuously hunted by Doomguy etc.

It's not exactly sacrilegious to mock him, and people aren't puritan enough to give a shit if they take his name in vain or dress up as him.

That kinda bullshit arose from puritan protestantism in the US, where apparently everyone forgot that bullshit rules created by religion might be disadvantageous to them as well.

>>94829024
I always thought that a good joke for DD would be for whoever makes his outfits to color it like an asshole
like make him a rainbow or pink or something and he's the only one who isn't able to tell what's wrong when the thugs he's beating up are laughing at how dumb he looks

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>>94829155
>Pic related

>>94829024
It's because he's coming to collect.

>>94829719
>>punishing sinners
>yes, what?
God does that without Satan. Satan is just redundant

>>94829964
God and his subordinate are drinking buddies.

God will literally torture the shit out of good people (and their families, and their livestock) just to win a bet he and the devil made on the way back from the pub.

>>94830020
Seriously, I know Job got replacements for everything in the end because he's such a good guy, but what the fuck did Job's family get in return?

>>94829024
Same shit as Bruce dressing as the bat that scared the shit out of him in Year One, he does it to provoke fear.

>>94830050
they went back to being God. all reality emanates from God and returns to God.

>>94830140
God's a faggot and got shot to death by a cowboy

>>94830156
anon that was just a comic book

>>94830020
>>94829964
>>94830140
>>94830050

>taking the bible, fuck, taking any fucking religious story this literal!
guys, stop

>>94829408
He wont dress as god, that would be blasphemous, and besides, for a catholic demons are the closest asosiation that you will get of hell, becuase for them god is purely about love and and forgiving wisedom, like that of a father, not the aggresive and punitive god fundamentalist like to preach about all the time.

>>94830179
>implying the bible is more factual

>>94830140
not if they had sinned. Then he kills them and they go to hell

>>94830182
>Not taking the bible edition I read literally
Heathen

>>94829413
its a dante reference u dingus!

>>94830196
not canon

>>94830196
Then that's what they get for being wicked.
See, it all works out.

>>94830194
the bible is the source material we're talking about here, not garth ennis's edgy fanfiction

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>>94829155
Do suspicious and cowardly criminals worship bats?

>>94830232
There are multiple bible canons

Infact you could consider most of the works that make up a bible fanfiction

>>94830263
Superstitious*

Alas i am revealed as a phoneposting faggot

>>94830194
>Cant understand the basic difference between a comic book made for entertainment purposes and a religious text.
inb4 "I was just pretending to be a retard"

>>94829832
We've used the devil and demons as representations of human sin and faillings for thousands of years.

Daredevil's just basically a walking gargoyle, who dresses like the devil to remind the criminals he hunts of their poor choices.

>>94830291
In the end, in the grand scheme of things, they amount to the same. Rxcept the flame wars had when discussing one is a little more intense

>>94830330
Gargoyles are good things though, they look like that to SCARE AWAY demons.

If anything we should have more superheroes themed after gargoyles, instead of shit like bats.

>>94830271
even among the apocrypha, there is no system of sinners being eternally tortured in hell. that was a middle-ages invention

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>>94830386
Neither has any more fact behind it than the other, its literally whatever someone wants to believe is true and claims as such.

>>94830406
Go cry at your parents murder scene, fagort.

>>94830409
Just because you dont have a frame of reference to distinguish separate works in terms of veracity it doesn't mean historians don't either.

>>94829364
DeMatteis would agree with you.

>>94829712
Satan isn't evil unless you're a dumbass who's easily fooled by tv evangelicals. He's an instrument of justice. You fear him, but he operates under the will of God and bears no ill will to the innocent and those who repent.

>>94829024
Read the book of Job.
God's actually completely cool with Satan coming up to visit and wandering the Earth.

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>>94830130
>Same shit as Bruce dressing as the bat that scared the shit out of him in Year One, he does it to provoke fear.

This, how complicated is this really?
>I wanna be scary
>What do I think is scary?

Same reason Norman Osborn became a Goblin, of all random things, he had nightmares about a Goblin

>>94829847
There is a comic from like, the 70s I think that is exactly what you described. I don't have a picture of it on my phone. But maybe Google or some other anon will help you. Just Google "what if Daredevils tailor lied to him" or some shit.

YOU HAVE TO BE A DAREDEVIL TO DARE TO CHALLENGE ME! AAAHHH..!

>>94832210
It's 'What if Daredevil had a Dishonest Tailor?'
Lots of fun

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>>94829712
>>94829756

This boils down to the fact that if you ask a Christian or Jew what Satan does you'll get different answers

Christians call him the archenemy of all that is right. Jews take a slightly more nuanced view and they think he basically works for God as a drill sergeant for the soul