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I'm sorry I'm not a "classic maternal" archetype.

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I'm sorry I'm not a "classic maternal" archetype. Okay, /co/? I don't know what to do when YOU PEOPLE come to me with your weird puberty issues. What are YOU gonna do when your daughter asks you if she's attractive?!
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>>94828396
fuck her right in the pussy
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>>94828408
Anon, gross!
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I'd probably say yes then start rambling incoherently since at that point I'd WANT to start a conversation exploring the subjectivity of beauty and how varied my attraction to people can be and the difference between sexual and romantic attraction. However I'd feel that would be inappropriate to talk about my sexual preferences with my daughter and also she's looking for reassurance not my bullshit halfbaked views.

Smartest answer might be to figure out the whole situation. In this case probably deflect the situation on her boyfriend who would immediately dump you and hook up with someone else. You shouldn't base your self image around such a ridiculously shallow douche.
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>>94828396
Depends on whither or not she's attractive.
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>>94828396
Put her back in her gimpsuit, lock her back in the dungeon and wonder how she got free in the first place.
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i'm really attracted to Beth and it's weird. I want her to punish me.
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>>94828396
Tell her that she´s the cutest thing ever?
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Talk about her great personality
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>>94828396
I'll tell her she comes from a line of beautiful people.

Which is true. The only killer of looks in my family is fat.
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>>94828548
the artstyle is a bit too seth mcfarlane for me to find anybody in it attractive
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>>94828396
Something better than blowing her off, going back to my weird model and unironically asking why everyone likes Jerry more
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>>94828396
>Yes, sweetie, you're very pretty.
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>>94829210
But anon that's not edgy enough. You can't just act like a normal human being in Rick and Morty.
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