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you woke up this morning with superpowers thanks to the solar eclipse.
come and claim your superpowers http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pure_Darkness_Manipulation
Looks like I got edgelord powers.
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>Siberian Deity Physiology
That's a whole bunch of shit so that's cool, I guess. You can't stop me.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Conductivity_Manipulation
Awesome. I am literally Electro now.
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>>94828165
Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Power_Absorption?useskin=oasis
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>Supernatural Agility

>The ability tobe more agile than what is naturally possible.Sub-power ofSupernatural Condition. Advanced version ofEnhanced Agility.

Sweet!
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Distance_Manipulation
I'M COMING!
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ballistic_Scream

I immediately destroy the world if Black bolt level.
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>>94828150
Reading the description, it seems like you got the powers of some cleric who worships a good aligned deity of the night.

Though if you want to be bad and avoid edgelord, just become a gentleman thief who uses their darkness powers to slip past security or make funny jokes like

>Rob Platonic artifacts from Greece
>Screw with law enforcement by tricking them into a cave and chasing your shadows on the wall

Also, it is eclipse appropriate at least.

>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Flashover_Inducement

Meanwhile, while also eclipse power appropriate, I am basically jubilee, except instead of my powers being useless, there is likely no way to reduce the lethality of it.

Guess it's supervillain work for me.

The smoke stuff might be good for smoke screens.
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Healing_Prayer

Basically I'll become Jesus.
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>>94828150
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Undead_Lord_Physiology

I dunno guy, mine's pretty edgy too.
All the skeletons
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anthropomorphism

>The user can grant non-living objects or even concepts life and anthropomorphic form/intelligence, change animals and plants into more humanoid in form and abilities and change pictures and paintings into three-dimensional beings.

Will 100% use this power for sex with waifus
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Placebo_Empowerment

That's a really fucking neat one, I'm happy.
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Earth_Imprisonment
I am The Jailer. Very bueno.
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mouth_Manifestation

oh hell yes. I am going to learn to sing, and I am going to be rich as fuck
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Energy_Physiology

How strangely fitting
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>>94828130

>Ectoplasmic Beam Emission
>Danny Phantom

I don't know jack shit about that show. is that power a nice one?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vacuum_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
I would basically lie and say its gravity control so no one knows my real power
Also i would name it "Cosmic Love" (F+tM song)
>ib4 jojo fag
Yes, yes i am
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nanite_Artificial_Intelligence_Physiology
Limitless knowledge, can control the material world at a molecular level... I'm starting a tech company and taking over the world.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mirror_Combat

That's fucking awesome.
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Properties_Manipulation

I am become the master of Mystical Arts, you may call me Strange

the dubs confirm
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>>94828400
>anon is really a wizard
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cryo-Electricity_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

Nice! First time I got something good and not just (extremely specific and useless thing)-physiology
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>>94828130
Fug
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Negation
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Smoke_Attacks

Smoke. em if you got 'em, faggots.
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blessing_Manipulation

I'm basically God
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Logic_Defiance
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>>94828130
>Healing
...Cool
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>>94828130
mutated godhood
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mutated_Godhood

literally Dr Manhattan
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Personality_Rewrite

WEW
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chameleonic_Nature
>The power for nobody to notice you
It's going to be a long time before I realize I have superpowers.
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>>94828530
Forgot article: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Healing
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>>94828130
>Doubt Manipulation

Great, I'm basically a trap
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multiple_Ears

I feel ripped off.
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>>94828572
But how far can they hear?
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Blue Lantern Corps, here I come.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hope_Constructs
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Piercing
>Absolute Piercing
>The power to pierce through absolutely anything. The absolute/ultimate form of Impale.
>All the examples are from anime and JoJo

...jesus christ what does this even mean?
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Optimal_Finesse

But I'm in Ontario, Canuckistan so we got only a 70% eclipse at our angle.
So I guess I have 70% of the super power, making me Decently Competent at what I do.
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>>94828566
I'm not convinced you even have a super power!
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Curse_Inducement?useskin=oasis

I suppose this could be useful, though I think I'd prefer to annoy rather than destroy.
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>>94828623
It means that whatever you throw can't be stopped by any means. You could flick a coin through a tank if you wanted. I guess it also pierces through dimensions, if you want it to.
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>>94828623
Basically a low level realty shifter (you shot will bend reality to aim)
Also a optimal killer bcuz u only need one shot to kill
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>>94828378
Until Animal Mans wife walks up to and kicks you in the balls.

Yes this actually happened.
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Land_Embodiment
I am Australia!
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fungus_Manipulation
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>>94828695
So you are unintelligible and your body is inherently harmful to anyone due to spikes, poison and being explosive when ignited.

Well I guess it could be worst.
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Zoroastrian_Deity_Physiology
Just give up goys, you cannot defeat me
Insanly op, should not even be a thing
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sadism_Embodiment
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hell-Fire_Beam_Emission
Wish i got some form of healing instead. Oh well
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>>94828130
>solar eclipse doing anything like that

Not on this guy's watch!
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POST YOUR TEAM-UP AND MAKE UP A NAME!
>>94828400
>>94828150
>>94828194
>>94828225
>>94828266
>>94828344
>>94828907

The Basement Dwellers
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>>94828165
>>94828770

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Genie_Physiology

WHERE MY GODS AT
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>>94828332
it means your magic missiles have the [ghost energy] damage type
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disabling

At first I thought it was kind of lame but then I read the article and this is ridiculously OP.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Metabolism_Acceleration

>The user can accelerate the metabolisms of others, causing them to lose weight rapidly. Used offensively, this can cause the victim to die of malnutrition.

Well,my gf can never get fat.
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ground_Pound
Well I can work with that, a bit situational bu eh
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Famine_Embodiment?useskin=oasis

Time to teach those greedy Africans what true suffering is
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>Water Cutting
Fear me for I am the splasher!
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Environmental_Purification
YOu can call me CAPTAIN PLANET
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Duplication_Absorption

If someone ever clones me I can just absorb them. In other words, researchers would try to kidnap me because I am a meta but I have no power to actually resist them unless their power is to make doppelgangers.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Formless_Mind

no idea what this is, but i'm guessing a psychic on steroids? plus i get my own mind universe or something. that's kinda cool
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>>94828266
go away with your spoopy skellies
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spite_Empowerment

>Users become stronger, faster, more durable, etc. by resentment, hostility and schadenfreude of oneself and others, possibly unlocking abilities related to the affinity and enhancing the existing powers. Some users may be able draw sustenance from the spite or even slow or stop aging.

seems perfect for this board.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Voice

Who wants a vocaroo of my voice?
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Idea_Embodiment

You may call me A-Muse
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>>94829071
Congrats, you're a great old one now.
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ultraviolet_Manipulation
funny
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Envy_Inducement

Fucking Envy Inducement?
Well... I guess I can get creative with it
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Space-Time_Manipulation
I'm fucking God boi.
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychic_Air_Manipulation

Weather powers, nice.
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Natural_Force_Mimicry
So, I'm a Logia-type? Cool.
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destruction_Manipulation
I can't destroy shit, but I can control destruction at will. So basically, I'm like the supervisor of a God of Destruction?
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>Molten Metal Manipulation
>The user is able to manipulate metal in a unique way that involves keeping it heated and in a fluid state. Using advanced control over the metal, the user is able to change the temperature of the metal, rapidly cooling and heating in several times in one fight.

Hey, something not completely useless for once.
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>>94829148
Yes, that's awesome.
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>>94828130
Gotta find me a dragon to hang with
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Transcendency
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mechanical_Intuition?useskin=oasis
I can make shit out of scrap, I'm basically double D
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
if i read that right then i just can create,destroy and become anything i can imagine
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Guardian_Inheritance?useskin=oasis

Nice
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So everyone going to abuse the shit out of there powers?
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Elemental Shield Construction
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Elemental Shield Construction

Sonic (Sonic the Comic) creates his Insta-Shield by vibrating the air molecules around him.

Power/Ability to:
Create shields out of elemental forces.
The power to create shields out of elemental forces. Sub-power of Elemental Constructs. Variation of Shield Construction.
It says that this is what the guys from Ninjago have. Does that mean I get to make tornados?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Domain_Warping
>The ability to possess mystical control over a certain sphere of influence. Sub-power of Transcendent Physiology.

>User has command over a certain domain, a sphere of influence, meaning they are able to command certain concepts that range from elements, energies, universal forces, or aspects of sentient life (such as War, Wisdom, Law, etc).

>This power is the reason why Mortals feared/worshiped Deities of Mythology: the Deities maintained worldly balance and ensured the safety, prosperity and development of whatever civilization worshiped them.

So basically I'm a mini-god

neat
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sex_Demon_Lord_Physiology

I'm sure I'll be able to use this for the good of all.
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.co/wiki/Bionic_Physiology
I never asked for this but ill gladly take it.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Quest_Inducement
I'm a fucking WoW npc
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Otherness?useskin=oasis
I'm basically an endgame Dr. Strange villain... OK...
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Trajectory_Manipulation

I can work with this...divert bullets and shit being fired at me. Call me Vector.
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Flaw enhancement

User can magnify the defects or flaws in anything (biological, genetic, cellular, structural, geological, spiritual, spatial/dimensional, abstract/conceptual, etc.), enhancing even the smallest possible flaws until they completely overwhelm and destroy the target. The amount of time necessary for total breakdown depends on the users skill and the targets nature.

Welp guess I'm a villain, I'll just walk around causing earthquakes and giving everyone cancer
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I got brainlessness. Just an average tuesday.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Romance_Embodiment

Somehow I don't think this will change anything.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cyclone_Spinning

I mean, I guess it's okay. Maybe I can eventually work towards controlling 'spin' as a fundamental physical force, you know, after a long period of being known as 'that tasmanian devil guy'.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction_Manipulation
I'm basically God
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>>94829366
absolutly
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>>94829736
How shall we abuse these powers?
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Inflation
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>>94828130
>have depression
>get this

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Despair_Embodiment

ok.
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blindness_Inducement
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bubble_Manipulation
Fuck you solar eclipse, next eclips I'll sacrifice my friends
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>>94829798
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>>94829753

>>94828280

I could find a paticularly nice and large city to live in, and use my power to turn it against the people living there, and then promise not to use my power on them for a yearly ransom? I guess I'd live there, and make it some kind of toon city so I'm always protected
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>>94829798
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Liquid_Generation
So I can essentially make any substance I want, it just starts out in liquid form first.
Could be extremely broken in the right hands, but I guess I'd just use it to shoot jizz at people for shits and giggles.
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hurricane_Creation

Jesus. I wounder if I can create smaller, more localized hurricanes, or if I stuck with the smallest I can make being a Category 1. If it's the latter, I guess I can just move to Florida and get paid by the government to dispel incoming hurricanes.
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Greed_Constructs

Hmm I don't really consider myself that greedy.. but I guess I can learn
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Deflation?useskin=oasis
I have the power..to deflate people..
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>>94829931
>>94829798
NOW FIGHT
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Failure_Embodiment

Sure, why not.
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I guess i'll have to be nicer to people desu
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Compassion_Empowerment
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>>94828990
>''The user's power may be bound to a lamp and certain rules concerning its owner/possessor.''
literally cucked my dude, I still win, I havent checked siberianfag's tho
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Polearm_Construction

You whiteys gettin STICKD
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Divine-Demonic energy manipulation. I am the specialist snowflake http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine-Demonic_Energy_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
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>>94830004
I've been a super hero all my life and never even knew.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meat_Mimicry

what?
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>glaistig physiology
I get to be a water imp goatlady
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>>94830051

You can turn into Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Osteokinetic_Creature_Creation?useskin=oasis
Finally the skeleton army I've always dreamed of
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nigh-Complete_Arsenal?useskin=oasis

Yeah, okay, I am pretty sure I can work with that. Not sure what i am going to do, but I can figure it out as I go.
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Intelligence_Manipulation

super intelligence has always been my top pick and i got that and more apparently.
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>>94828130
>manipulation and control of wood
>tfw can make a killing as a carpenter/artist
I wouldnt want to be a hero anyway, gimmy a comfy shack innawoods
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Energy_Bomb_Generation
Oddly appropriate, all things considered. Now I must make the terrible dilemma on whether to use my powers for good or for evil.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tormentor

>User has the abilities to pay evil unto evil. Inflicting an unspecific amount of pain and suffering for an unspecific amount of time due to all the evil the targets have committed.

All you super-villians in the thread better think twice
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_Law_Creation
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>>94829169
>"Pardon me sir, but wouldn't it have made a more sense to angle the fireball so it landed over there instead of just flinging it at that gas station?"
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nature_Awareness
was there an eclipse yesterday? didnt notice.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Order_Disruption
Uh oh.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hidebehind_Physiology
its ok. I'm fine, everything is fine.
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Particle_Beam_Emission?useskin=oasis

Not bad.
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>>94828130
>The power to create a blanket of absolute darkness
I always liked Dr. Midnight.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chastity_Empowerment

it's too perfect for me...
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Recreation
I don't have any idea for what I'd use this one
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>>94828286
>>94828878
>>94829495
>>94829798
>>94829662

Team Magical Realm has appeared!
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physical_Law_Immunity
I'm pretty much god now
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nuclear_Manipulation

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

For real though I'd just provide my country with unlimited energy for a fat salary. Not really a power you want to play around with too much, don't want to accidentally give my wife cancer Tedd Sprague style.
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>>94828130

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence

whew
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>Immunity Mode
Being a god whenever I feel like is pretty neat
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fire_Aura
>The ability to surround oneself in fire.

So, I also get the ability to withstand being burnt, right?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Foreign_Material_Manipulation
That's cool, I guess?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gamma_Radiation_Manipulation

Licensed to Kill.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Smoke_Detection
Well, I guess I won't be the next Creation King
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Agility_Mode
i guess i'm a ninja
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Advanced_Technology
So I have advanced technology because of the eclipse? Do I just wake up with a cosmic cube next to me or something?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Habitable_Anatomy

Alright, who wants to get inside me?
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Winter_Magic?useskin=oasis

Eh, was hoping for something along the lines of agility or electricity.
.. I know I'll dawn something similar to Frozone.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Beauty
but I already had this
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>>94831188
Hell, now that I think about it I could combine it with my martial arts to become a Sub-Zero fighter. This would be an awesome superpower.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Moon_Manipulation

A little on the nose, isn't it?

I ould totally believe that as a Golden Age DC origin story though.
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sports_Equipment_Proficiency
>batter up
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Lock_Manipulation

Time to become a thief.
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weather_Generation

not bad
FREEZE ICE STORM
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Milk_Generation

Jesus H. Christ what the fuck is this? Can men even lactate?
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>>94831747
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sacred_Ice_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
So, apparantly, I'm and Ice-based priest. Cool. I may draw this.
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>>94831932
Men can have 2 dicks, so it's not as impossible as we would hope. Nature's fucked up, yo.
Anyway, hope you're comfy in >>94830801
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spring_Inducement
Who wants to make a team?
I am the heart.
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Blast
My villain name will be the Diamond Ring, and I will blind fucking everyone
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Loyalty_Empowerment
Woah. Just like my Chinese cartoons.
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Remote_Telekinesis
Basically a god, able to kill or moderately annoy people anywhere in the world

>>94828150
Hey man, at least it's thematic with the eclipse
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Teleportation_Slash
>Cutting things teleports them away
My hero name would be Hssp
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>>94829015
Isn't that necrotic damage?

Anyway, you can fight ghosts and angels now.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tephraportation

My name is Ash Hole
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ice_Age_Manipulation

I CAN CONTROL A 4-PART DREAMWORKS MOVIE FRANCHISE
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>>94831932
Technically, it doesn't say you have to produce it from your body. This could actually be quite the moneymaker.
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Existence
I AM GOD
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Napalm_Manipulation

gee, i cant wait for all the people referencing apocalypse now to me.
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paranoia_Manipulation

How is this useful???
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>>94833699
You can literally kill anyone without a trace. Hell, you could destroy a major company overnight. If you could get someone to believe what you can do, a lot of people would pay to see their business rivals tear themselves apart in the throes of an inexplicable, company-wide panic.
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Concrete_Detection
lmao
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Army_Creation

Excellent.

You there! GO BRING ME SOME SCIENCE!
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plastic_Mimicry
Wow i'm like the low-budget version of Plastic Man
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>>94833834
Hey, kid, the municipality needs to know if this is legally concrete or simply stonework. I'm not a geologist, so I'm not legally allowed to define the construction material.
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Action_Adaptation

powerlisting is full of bullshit
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fatal_Countenance
E͇͙̼̙̺̩̾ͧ̏ͪ̓̿̌̐̐L̢̙̟̃̇̊̑ͭ̓͜͝D̠ͭͫ͂ͤͦ̇̒̔̚͟R̻̦̺̍̀ͪI̞͚͇̦̠̫͚̽͝T̶̼͇̦̤̩͔̿͂̔ͦ͐̕Ć̻͇̳̟̝̯̯́ͯͩͮͩ͞ͅH̨͙̦ͩ̈͊͛͆̾͗ͣ̇̀ ͔̫̰͇̠͖̫ͪ̑̓̽̆̇͗̈́̌͞B̫̺̄̋͜E̞̣̙̹͎̪̬̖̙ͭ̆ͣͮ͝Ī̫̙̙̮͍͙̩͒͛̂̆̒ͬ̔Ń̻̣̤͗͒ͩ̾̽̚̚͡G͓̤̫̋̋̊́̂̄͆̄
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>>94828130
> speed forcé
> speed forcé
>speed everything
>i want be batman or red hood
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sexual_Inducement
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>>94828130
it was....planet destruction. i cant take the world hostage and force everyone to do the right thing because no one would believe me. i guess i could fuck up mars as a show of force.
i dont think i like this game.
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>>94834086
To Team Magical Realm with you!
>>
Coin Transmutation

>The user can transform matter and objects, including living beings, into coins, including pennies, nickels, dimes, quarters, and non monetary coins like bus or arcade tokens.

Seems like a strangely powerful ability.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Poltergeization?useskin=oasis
Is there an undead themed villain team I can join? Can provide the non-powered mooks with ghost powers.
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrokinetic_Surfing
Sounds cool, I guess I'm one of the faceless people Sylar lifted powers from.
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>Yuki-Onna Physiology

Aw man, I'm a woman.
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psionic_Embodiment

FUCK YES
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence?useskin=oasis
Oh for fucks sake. Blah blah reconstruct the world as I see fit, be awesome forever, blabbidy blah blah.
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Amorphous_Solid_Manipulation

I am Raven from Snow Crash.
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ultraviolet_Manipulation

The eclipse lets me blind people with UV light... neat.
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Crimefighting_Mastery
Im batman...

my nemesis
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gluttony_Magic
Is the Clown.

We do battle atop giant pies, and easy bake ovens. I attempt to thwart his food related schemes and puns.

I never get any cosmic powers :(
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>>94834469
This has potential. I mean how much can paper clips cost, right? Buy tons of paper clips, transmute said paper clips, buy more paper clips etc. Of course if your just looking to menace someone, it could get tiresome. IDK though brings a whole new spin on the "bad Penny".

Thats your name, " The bad penny."
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paint_Manipulation
I am the paintbrush that will destroy the world
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>>94833909
he shall know the comfortable life of a municipal worker. worse ways to go i suppose.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elastic_Eye
I....um...alright then. Guess its sort of useful
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>>94828496
Get on my level pleb
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Monotheistic_Deity_Physiology
>>
I want to become a loli
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>>94833699
>>94833733
This has tons of uses. You could be an average crime fighters worse nightmare. Urban setting at night, you constantly ticking up the paranoia until the enemy makes a mistake, just train in some basic fighting skill and you could be a force to be reckoned with, depending on your range i suppose.

i admit it I'm jeleous
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Presence_Manipulation

Kinda like perception manipulation except you can only affect how people subconsciously perceive specific living beings. Cool beans everyone gets to perceive me as royalty.
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>Precognitive Dreaming

Not sure if I like this.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Energy_Physiology

Damn, I wanted Spiral Power.
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>>94830845
>accidentally

well played anon, well played...
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Freedom

Neat.
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>>94832378
I love your second option. IT says something about my character that I would use such a useful and amazing power for petty shit, huh
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Photokinetic_Surfing
How fitting.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cheese_Mimicry

Are you shitting me??
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>Concrete Constructs

>The power to create tools, objects, weapons, armor, and even appendages out of concrete.

Hell yeah. This is badass.

I'm gonna make an OC character from this.
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>Death By Horror
That sounds badass. I can scare people to death.
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>>94836026
Those powers are kinda cheesy.
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>>94828130
>troll physiology
Cool, I'm like a wizard-like Hulk!
>most trolls aren't particularly smart
>May turn to stone in sunlight
I don't like either of those side effects but I'll take it!
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ambition_Empowerment

oh fuck I'm gonna need to quit smoking weed
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>>94829835
>>94829859
>>94829931
>>94830004
>>94830051
>>94830695
>>94830765
>>94831083
>>94831184
>>94831932
>>94833834
>>94833901
>>94836026
I don't want you on my super team
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>>94836087
Just make sure you're literate or people might get pissed
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>>94828130
>Reality Sundering
>The power to rip/sunder the fabric of reality

the sun is dark, everything's fucked, time to speed up the inevitability of the universe falling apart
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heat_Empowerment?useskin=oasis

Rather fitting since I live in California
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universe_Creation
so i become incredibly op
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>>94836278
Holy FUCK noone wants on your stupid super team.

Please reconsider, i'm sorry.
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>>94829859
>>94836278
I'm pretty sure Bubble-Manipulation-Man would be able to kill people by creating air bubbles inside blood vessels. You might wanna rethink rejecting him from your super team.
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I (>>94836360) have a mortal enemy now >>94836506


can you create faster than I can destroy?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Slime_Shield_Construction

I'm gonna...block things.
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>>94836278
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Poison-Fire_Manipulation

what about me
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>>94836527
If you can beat me (Concrete Manipulation) you're in, my man.

>>94836549
Kind of a dick thing to do
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Resurrection_Roulette?useskin=oasis
If only, if only I was Jesus
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>>94836574
>block things

like you did the sun!?
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>>94836603
Kinda edgy, but you'd have my endorsement
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Attack_Prevention

>User can prevent others from attacking, either by blocking or sealing the targets ability to attack, by negating hostile intentions or by simply not allowing the target from attacking at all.

Neat. Probably not a lot of real-world use when things like missiles and bombs exist, but at least it'll prevent anyone from personally attacking me.
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>>94836680
yey
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Grid_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

So I'm a discount GL that can make grid-like constructs
>Tfw read that as Girl manipulation
>Mfw realising that I read it wrong
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Corrupted_Blood
not bad at all.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spark_Generation
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destiny_Weaving

damn that's pretty gut
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>>94836769
>super power is AIDS
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fauna_Energy_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

I'm Animal Man now boys
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>>94835707
>Canadian
>Buy paperclips
>Canadian dollar and two dollars are coins
>Turn all the paperclips into dollars
>Put them all in the bank
>Rinse and repeat
How I got fucking rich in 1 day
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Miracle_Embodiment
>The user becomes a physical manifestation or personification of miracles, granting them absolute control over all miracles.

The fuck does that mean? What is a miracle? Doesn't this just mean that I control reality since a miracle defies reality?
At least I have a lifetime supply of wine.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychic_Shield
Well, I guess I can see through the world's mental illusions? Fuck man, I'd probably never find out I had this power since it is perfectly innocuous by itself.
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unholy_Territory
Nice. I'm gonna make my room an unholy territory.
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>>94836938
you basically got the sunglasses from They Live but always. enjoy your tinfoil
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Zinc_Manipulation
There's Zinc in everyone. I could get creative.
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>>94837004
Shit. I'd probably just ignore all the spooks that I can now see, since all it would take is a single bullet to kill me, if that.
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>>94836571
Care to find out Anon ?
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ecological_Empathy
The Solar Eclipse turned me into a hippie.
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gamma_Radiation_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

If Gamma radiation works here, that's pretty cool.
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>>94837135
I'll wager a stack of crusty old porn I can rip your universe a new asshole
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>>94828150
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cemetery_Lordship?useskin=oasis

I too am an edgelord
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hair_Color_Manipulation
I'm sure I can fuck with image identification some way with this
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>>94837216
Alright then bring it on.
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>>94828130
>Abjuration
Magic healing and protection. Nice!
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Corruption_Empowerment

I guess it's time to forsake humanity.
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Velocity_Manipulation

I go fast and make things fast. I pick up a pebble, a pillow, whatever, throw it and make it go faster than a bullet. I become Quick Draw or some name that's equally stupid.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Astrological_Physiology?useskin=oasis

Looks like the eclipse made me literally become the solar system.
Kinda op, but also dumb. What do I even do?
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Daytime_Walking
Well gee, fuckity thanks
Always wanted to do that
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>Glycopoeia
>the ability to transform matter into sweets

but I fucking hate candy
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
So, I'm God.
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>>94837461
Ah, I fucked up
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Status_Manipulation
>>
>Vibration cutting
>The user can project vibrations/vibratory energy in a way that allows them to cut through matter from a distance.

But can I cut through Cap's shield?
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Big_Crunch_Inducement

I can destroy literally all of creation now, no one and nothing can stand against me or stop me, but unfortunately it'd also destroy me as well. Balanced enough, I guess.

Basically, it seems like my power is to end existence.
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ice_Transformation

Hmm okay?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Inducement

Neat
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Day_Manipulation

Relevant, I guess.
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multiversal_Lordship

neat
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Lordship
>Known Users: Eternity
FUCK Y E A H
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Water_Manipulation

Ugh... boring superpowers guy reporting in.
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Repetitive_Detonation
SO I'M LIKE SUICIDE MAN?
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>>94837673
If Suicide Man doesn't know how to turn off Caps Lock, then yeah.
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Computer_Operation_Intuition
Fuck, it looks like I'll live a life of being asked to figure out why my elderly grandparent's google box isn't working.
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>Shortcut Access
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>>94828130
>Power Replication Field
Now this one is cool. I wonder how often I'd be able to use it. Does everyone have powers?
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>>94837750
If everyone has powers, no one does.
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Serqekinetic_Constructs


Not too bad.
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Embodiment
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>>94837645
Water Manipulation is more powerful than you think, you can control 70% of your opponent's Insides (assuming your opponent is Human). Also The Earth's surface is over 70% Water.
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>>94828150
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rakshasa_Physiology
>User with this ability either is or can transform into a Rakshasa, a humanoid being or unrighteous spirit in Hindu and Buddhist religion. They are notorious for disturbing sacrifices, desecrating graves, harassing priests, possessing human beings, and so on. Their fingernails are venomous, and they feed on human flesh and spoiled food.
Get on my level.
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Solar_Manipulation
Neat, I'm thematically appropriate.
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>>94828130
why, just why...
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Digestive_Expulsion_Inducement
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life-Force_Conversion?useskin=oasis

Sweet, what's my superhero/villain name /co/?
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_and_Death_Removal
I guess i send people to the shadow realm
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>>94837996
It's not that it's not powerful; it's diverse, convenient, and practical. But it's been done to death and there's nothing really all that interesting about it. Might be the perfect power for me, since I can't really abuse a power I am not all that into using. Although exploring the ocean would be fun and relatively easy.

Although fighting robots in the desert would be suicide.
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>>94828217
>>94829030
That's really fucking cool.

>>94829495
>>94829543
That's really fucking weird

>>94832720
So this isn't generic ice powers, this can only ever be used on a severe global scale?

>>94831932
How is this even considered a superpower?

I got http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_Portal_Creation

>>94836769
What happens if we team up?
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>>94828400
Who am I to judge?
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>>94828400
>>
How the fuck is this a "power" it's literally just average at fighting
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Balanced_Mode
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Oh neat, I'm gravity, and I don't mean the crappy forgotten Marvel character.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gravity_Embodiment

>mfw I'm the master of the gravitational constant
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>>94838262
>Limitations
>May not be able to change back to previous form.
>May have a time limit.
>May mean the user has no strengths if they're balanced.
>The user may need to concentrate to stay in their balanced form and keep their hidden strengths and/or weanesses in check.
Dude, you drew the shittiest power in the thread. Congrats!
Your superhero name shall be EVEN STEVEN!
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eldritch_Entity_Creation
usually i get something like power to control rats or breeze manipulation
this is the first time I got one of the top tier powers. I can't really think of anything more powerful than this off the op of my head, its basically being the embodiment of the god hand.
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>>94838338
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Safe_Mode
I may never defeat you, but I will be your most frequently recurring nemesis!
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>>94838121
Well, It's a good power in my book, I can abuse it so much, you can literally destroy the Ecosystem but I have my Cup of Tea and you have yours.
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Time to make furries real. Bwahahahaha!
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>>94837499
Literally the most powerful and most useless power in the thread.
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>>94838555
Trips confirms.
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>>94838555
Having the ability to end it all is the ultimate "I'm the decider"
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eternal_Spring_Inducement

Spring is like my least favorite season...
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Digital_Evolution
Prodigious
I'd like to think it is at least kin to Freakazoid.
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Luck_Bestowal

This power is completely useless, fuck helping other people. Why would I want a power that isn't directly beneficial to me?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tychokinetic_Combat
Luck fighter fuck yeah
Bring it on, bitches. You'll all fail to do anything because of an untied shoelace or something.
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Quest_Inducement

Oh shit, I get to be the narrator for all these superpowered anons anthology style.
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sonoportation?useskin=oasis

>Sound teleportation
This power is so metal. Gonna call myself thunderstrike and travel the world. Maybe be a street level super/courier.
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>>94838173
Is the sex demon really that weird?

He basically has the power to be a super incubus. In fact, looking at the ability listing, he's basically the demon lord from every JRPG ever, but with added sexiness.
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>>94838656
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magnokinetic_Combat

Literally Magneto, neat.
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>>94838758
>Anon
>Sex powers
Lol he's got no useful powers, Anon cannot into sex.
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spite_Empowerment
With the way things have been going lately seems I'm going to be invincible.
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>>94838776
Bro, did you even look at the applications section?

>Demonic Energy Manipulation
>Dark Matter Manipulation/Dark Energy Manipulation
>Corruption Manipulation
>Conversion
>Lust Manipulation
>Life Mastery
>Hybrid Creation
>Succubus Physiology or Incubus Physiology
>Enhanced Beauty or Supernatural Beauty
>Enhanced Dexterity or Supernatural Dexterity
>Enhanced Durability/Invulnerability or Supernaturally Dense Tissue
>Enhanced Strength or Supernatural Strength
>Telepathy/Mental Presence
>Persuasion

Just this stuff is high tier villain shit, and that's not even the whole list.

I gotta say, some of the stuff on this wiki seems less like powers, than... classes? Archetypes?
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>>94837365
You can also reduce the velocity of anything to zero, making you impervious to physical attacks
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reversed_Vocifery
Stand before me, hateful antagonists. I have the weakest power of all, and anything you do will change it.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sound_Blast
meh
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>>94838966
So you're basically Bizarro now.
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>>94838538
I don't get it. How can you tell? Why does it matter? Enlighten me, because apparently I'm retarded and don't understand.
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>>94839003
All can do anything, because I am the weakest! This is an awful power. It is super weak!
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>>94831932
>>94830051

Ok dudes, >>94836026 here. We can make this work. Our super team base can be a dairy farm. Milk Man can make extra milk to turn into cheese so we'll have an unlimited amount of cheese and meat, and we'll like... make super-hamburgers out of ourselves and after people eat them we'll make the super burgers reverse-eat their way out of people's stomachs with our meaty control.

World domination.
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>>94839059
I would pay to read this.
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mutagen_Empowerment
I hope this is the cool kind, and not the crippling deformity kind
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>>94839025
What do we call you? Anonzarro? Bizanon?
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>>94839143
I can be called nothing, for I am nothing.
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>>94839143
Identity
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aether_Aura

It's fine. Unexciting, but fine.
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oneiromancy

>User can employ a method of reading the future, the present and the past and/or provide help to a problem at hand by interpreting dreams.

Fucking useless
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Skin_Generation

>Just another ordinary day in the city of Cronenberg. The sun is shining, birds are chirping and everybody is happy to be alive...
>But what's this?
>A gang of ne'er-do-wells robbing a small business owner of his hard-earned profits?
>Who will defend the downtrodden from the pilfering paws of callous criminals?
>Wait, who's that standing patriotically on that rooftop?
>It's the Grafter -- the costumed crusader of Cronenberg!
>With a wave of the hand, the Grafter halts evildoers in their doing of evil!
>Citizens watch amazed as...
>...
>As human epidermis bursts forth from the mouth of one of the criminals and begins to tightly wind itself around his body...
>He screams soundlessly as the rapidly expanding skin covers his mouth and eyes, transforming him into a writhing humanoid bag of flesh gasping for air that will not come.
>The other felons cry out for mercy as their nails fly from their fingertips to make way for the fleshy tendrils of skin that ensnare their bodies
>And the bystanders are speechless now, stunned into silence by the grotesque perversion of nature occurring before their very eyes
>Somewhere in the crowd a child utters a sound halfway between a wail and a scream, not knowing and not caring and fearing most of all
>As the abominations that were once wayward fugitives from justice mutate into eerily misshapen lumps of flesh, the Grafter laughs heroically.
>"Looks like there's more than one way to skin a cat-burglar!"
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>>94839143
BIZAR-ANON!
>Doo~Dooooo Doo~Doo~Doo
BIZAR-ANON!
>Doo Doo-Doo Doo
BIZAR-ANON!
>Doo~Dooooo Doo~Doo~Doo
>Doo~Doo~Doo
>Doo~Doo~Doo
>Doo~Doo~Doo Doo Doo Doo~Doo Doo~Doo~Doo
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_and_Death_Removal

For fucks sake man what is this shit.
I actually wanted something dumb this go round.
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>>94839143
PUBLIK
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Adoptive_Muscle_Memory

Sharingan!
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>>94839308
Don't worry, citizens, for you are safe with me around!
(Pained screams in background)
Oops.
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>>94828150
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Flight_Field_Projection
this sounds awesome.
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psionic_Technology

I have no idea how to use this or even what it is.
>>
Alright, anons, let's speculate.

Who would be the ten most popular/renowned heroes in this new age of superpowered internet autists?

Who would be the ten most popular/notorious villains?

How would society change because of them?

Who would be the most disliked hero or the most reviled villain?
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>>94839383
>Who would be the most disliked hero or the most reviled villain?
same person
>>94839285
this guy
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>>94839383
>How would society change
Well, the people who have reality warping powers would make things like their waifus real, so the world would get pretty weird.
But I think, ultimately, the Resetter, Big Crunch, would wipe it all away, since he would get fed up with being all powerful and useless at the same time.
Unless the others killed him out of fear. he IS a ticking time bomb, after all.
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>>94828150
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Neon_Flight

you set em up. ill knock em down
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Brain_Absorption
>still powers, skills and memories of other people granted with superpowers

fuck yes
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>>94839561
leave now Skylar
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>>94839000
That's actually pretty cool and powerful.
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>>94838747
>>94839000
I'll team up with you man, we'll be a two a two man band.
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weakened_Form?useskin=oasis

Well damn, I guess I really picked the short end of the stick here.
The only thing I can think of with this is training my weakened state until I'm normal, thus making my regular form stronger, Maybe?
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>>94839285
Cool story anon.
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Messianic_Plane_Manipulation

I look forward to literally vomiting wrath upon my enemies.
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>>94828130
> 「Disintegration!」
> Intelligence Reduction

What good could I do by making people dumber?
Aside from the obvious Make America Great Again
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>>94839778
can i have the link to that site?
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>>94839843
mozai.com/jjba/stands.html
I'm sure I could improve it, mostly just wanted practice with javascript.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ice-Fire_Breath

Well, that's a new one
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Statue_Physiology?useskin=oasis

I can turn into a statue. So now I can have a job at Times Square taking pictures with tourists I guess?
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>>94839926
>mozai.com/jjba/stands.html
thank you.
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>>94828130
Everyone now has the opposite of their powers
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Asura_Physiology
I would live contrary to my nature, feeding my Asura addiction by my passion for saving the human race from its would-be destroyers. My methods would be vicious, wrought upon all those who stand to do harm to others. But call upon me at your own peril, for though I am willing to aide those in need, there will likely be times when my Asura nature gets the better of me and I lash out at intruders who only come to me to seek aide.

>I SHALL FIGHT FOR YOU AND ENSURE YOUR SAFETY, FRAIL MORTALS, BUT STAND NOT BETWEEN ASURA AND THEIR PREY, LESS YOUR FINAL WISH BE TO SHARE IN THE HORRORS OF MY WRATH
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>>94838899
I think that is how the "physiology" powers work. In that, you have the body of (you are) this thing, including all the powers that thing generally has.

>>94839285
Fund it
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>>94840017
No
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Avian_Swarming
>Shit tier power
Fuck this shit I'm out
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>>94840017
What is the opposite power of >>94831747?
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I'm pretty OP I suppose, unless my opponent has a chainsaw.
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>>94839926
Well fuck me
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>>94839926
>>94839988
You should be able to click the things you got and have them link to the the page for the super power and the page for the music the band is named after
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>>94840456
You basically have a muse

You should just call it muse
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Typhoportation

neat
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>>94840496
It gives itself a name mate
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Muscle_Armor

Muscle Wizard and Armored Titan are both taken...


>>94828623
...wanna team up?
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>>94837515
I'm going to choose to use my power right now and kill this thread.
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>>94840653
How do you kill that which does not live?
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>>94828165
We form a team capable of destroying the universe

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cthulhu_Mythos_Deity_Physiology
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>>94840672
All things have death or an end
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Recreation over powered as shit
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>>94828130
>Shadow Mutilation

heh
nothing personel...kid
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>>94828150
>>94840776
can i be your underling i only have shadow mutilation
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Machine_Lord_Physiology

Machine Lord Physiology

The power to use the abilities of machine lord. Superior version of Bionic Physiology and Artificial Intelligence Physiology. Variation of Mythic Lord Physiology.

So, I'm Cyborg?
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psi_Vampirism


User is a Psychic Vampire, a.k.a psi-vampire: a being who feeds on the life force or psionic forces of other beings, rather than blood. This ability doesn't change users physiology unless they become an astral vampire, user only gets a craving and the power to devour energy.

>Applications

Astral Projection
Aura Reading
Empathy (required to absorb energy)
Life-Force Absorption
Emotion Absorption
Psychic Energy Absorption
Soul Absorption
Psionic Tendril Generation (made of user's aura; common method of absorbing energy)
Semi-Immortality
Soul Reading
Telepathy

I work in Corporate anyways, so this is kinda what I do most of the time, I just become immortal and can read minds though. Promotion, here I come.
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Undead_Physiology
i died
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Celestial_Manipulation

literally God
I hath become the eclipse
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>>94840999
i'm watching dirk gently and there's some of those in it
spoiler: it's the rowdy 3
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>>94840873
More like Ultron.

Machine LORD implies that you have dominion over all other robots and cybernetic beings.
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Penetration_%26_Protection

l..lewd
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Leviathan_Physiology

User with this ability either is or can transform into a Leviathan, a primal unconquerable monster of the sea

Pretty neat
>>
>>94840017
Whats the opposite of >>94837951?
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>>94840999
That power reminds me of my ex.
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>>94828150
>tephraportation
>The power to teleport via ash
>am black
Well... I can't knock teleportation.

>>94832718
BROTHAH
>>
so how long until civilization collapses
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>>94834086
Sweet Guy is a great korean comic about that.
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>>94841126
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>>94833996
This is one of the worst powers. I'm sorry.

>>94834102
But you couldn't even get to the planet. Your power doesn't cover interstellar flight does it?
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Probability_Manipulation
The probability of anyone in this thread, other than me, getting powers: 0

Huh-Huh Hyuck Hyuck!
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>>94841198
Neat.
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>>94839016
I'm guessing he has some sort of script for the purposes of shitposting.
>>
>>94838555
>>94837499
>>94838589
>>94838599
It seems like you could potentially threaten to end all of existence if people don't obey you, but at the same time, what if someone kills you before you can react and get the chance?
>>
>>94838638
Would that mean you'd be like one of the protagonists in Digimon Frontier, where they become the digimon?
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Healing_Bomb_Generation
I was hoping for a power that would let me go full psychopath, not something that would help people.
How am I supposed to be a piece of human trash with this power?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Axiom_Manipulation

I'm a walking 10 commandments
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pick-Pocketing

NOICE!
>>
>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Freshness_Inducement

Well I guess I don't have to worry about my food going bad, also we fresh as fuck.
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reversed_Effect
Cool defensive power with good utility, but I'm not seeing much options in the way of offense.
>>
>>94830695
That's a pretty good one actually for a stealth build. You're basically invisible as long as there's something to hide behind.
>>
>>94836769
How is that not bad? Unless it's a setting where corrupted blood is cool like it can turn you or others into a monster or you can use it to attack you literally just have shitty blood.
>>
>>94836792
>tfw parlour trick level power
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Guardian

Get on my cosmic level, bitches!
>>
>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energetic_Pressure

shit, got weeb powers
>>
>>94841463
Can we team up pls?
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Boundless_Inner_World
I can dig it.
>>
>>94828130
Oh cool I'm practically immortal
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Artificial_Intelligence_Physiology?useskin=oasis
>>
>>94829074
Nope. I'm immediately raising all skeletons within my vicinity. Even the one the lives inside you!
>>
Welp you all plebs r cucked
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Creator?useskin=oasis
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>>94829077
holy shit. too op man.
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nature_Teleportation

So I'm some sort of druid ninja.
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Killing_Eyes?useskin=oasis

Guess I'm using sunglasses for the rest of my life.
>>
>>94842330
That's pretty sweet
>>
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ice-Fire_Attacks?useskin=oasis
>ice/fire manipulation
i guess, man. can't complain about it.
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Forgiveness

Surprisingly easy to use for evil and profit.
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Suicide_Inducement

You are useless for my new world order. Go kill yourself.
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Teleportation?useskin=oasis

I feel like I won the jackpot with this power!
I'm going to start small by bring lost treasures of the past to modern times so I can build my wealth.
Then go for some crazy shit like bring back Atlantis or the Egyptians.
I just realized I could have a T-rex for a Horse!
>>
>>94828130
Call me The Answer
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Infertility_Manipulation
>>
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Umbrakinetic_Constructs

Despite sounding edgy this does sound super useful and kinda cool
>>
>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mindscape_Materialization
>The user can bring a world or environment from their mind into reality. These worlds can be materialized from a separate reality that already exists within the user themselves and because these worlds are created from within, they may have their own rules that even the creator is unaware of. These worlds can be a representation of the user or a construct of the users imagination.
Fuck you guys and your world, Imma go live with mai waifu.
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>>94828130
Apathy...
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Apathy?useskin=oasis
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Causa_Sui_Physiology
Nice.
>>
>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life-Force_Bullet_Projection
TAGURO UMILAG KA!!! RRAAAAYYYYY GGGUUUNNNNN
>>
>>94835927
>literally a starman
>not satisfied
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Adaptive_Resurrection
Which one sounds better: Trial and Error or Continue?
>>
>>94842917
>>94829058
>>94833647
>>94833996
Together we can be the Hall of Judgement. If you're not a piece of shit, you get to reproduce

>>94837337
>>94839778
Sorry, can't allow that. Trying to steer humanity off the brink of supreme fuckups, not toward it
>>
>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Warp_Wave_Manipulation

Pretty cool
>>
>>94835927
Couldn't you do the infinity big bang storm move the anti-spiral did though
>>
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence_Embodiment

Well apparently I'm God now
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Boneless_Body

I LIKED MY BONES, GOD DAMMIT.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Attacks

HAMMER OF JUSTICE!
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dream-World_Lordship?useskin=oasis

Welcome to my world, bitch.
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alpha_Reality

First thing I do is take away everyone else's powers.
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>>94843574
Sweet, I get my bones back.
>>
>>94843574
(Me)

>>94843514
"Your" world, eh? I turn you into a powerless housefly that remembers having ultimate power and losing it.
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>>94843605
I take your bones away again
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>>94843630
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Weapon Transformation
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>>94841102

Sweet!

>>94843574

Oh.

Goddammit.
>>
>>94843610
Have fun with the bug bites, asshole.
>>
>>94843749
I rewrite my reality so bug bites are a form of sexual pleasure. Have fun basically sucking my dick
>>
>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gamma_Radiation_Manipulation
Time to be the Gamray.
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>>94839016
>>94841277
Stop being retarded and look at how those posts differ from most others. It's not hard to tell who's a mobile poster in these kinds of threads.

Like these fags:
>>94838747
>>94839729
>>94839973
>>94841881
>>94842027
>>94842422
>>94842783
>>94842833
>>94842972
>>94843514
>>
>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Solar_Attacks

Well shit, talk about canon
>>
>>94843819
You need to make some sense soon.
>>
>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Kresnik_Physiology

Sweet
>>
>>94843931
35 posts in this thread differ from the rest. I pointed them out, use your fucking brain to figure out what makes them different.
>>
>>94828130
>Absolute Intelligence
guess i'm not posting on /co/ anymore then
>>
>>94844044
Ah, that's it. You're crazy!
>>
>>94839016
Ill save you the trouble. Its the "use skin oasis" at the end of the links. I deleted mine before posting.
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>I deleted mine before posting.
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>>94843574
Can't take mine, I'm God now
>Being Omnipotence incarnate, the user is fully devoid of any potential weakness: the power can never be cut off or stolen, nor its use can be disturbed, backfired or turned against the user.
>>
>>94828130
Great, an empathic hippie who also struggles with Byronic tendencies towards years of abuse, and has this ability.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weapon_Entity_Generation
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_Breath

I am literally only going to use this on anime girl figurines and sex dolls.
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>>94844247
Neato. I cut your universe off from my multiverse.
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>>94828150
Am I the anti-edgelord? http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic_Power_Immunity
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Detection
>absolutely useless unless part of a team
>>
Death by papercuts?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Papyrokinetic_Constructs
>>
>Enhanced unarmed combat
Time to fight crime in the streets and get shot or stabbed
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Flawless_Coordination

I could very much use this.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ghost_Lord_Physiology

Fucking nice
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>Physical Law Immunity
...the eclipse has ushered in a dark new age.
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pleasure_Empowerment
SLAANESH GIVE ME STRENGTH
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>>94828130
Hell yeah
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Axemanship?useskin=oasis
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Molecular_Inhibition
Literally freeze anyone solid.
My name is A.Z.: Absolute Zero.
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shocking
I am going to poke you...?
>>
>>94838338
>>94837499
>>94840710
>>94840752
>>94841046
>>94841463
>>94842027
>>94843361
>>94843574
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/10th_Dimension_Physiology

I didn't get this, but this is the most OP power I can find that trumps everything else in this thread.
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>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sexual_Inducement
Dear lord
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lust_Magic?useskin=oasis

I'm not gonna complain
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Artistic_Inducement

This is now a draw thread.
>>
>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Celtic_Deity_Physiology
So I'm pretty much a jack of all trades then.
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>>94845883
Basically you're god and creation all in one.
>>
>>94843819
There's no difference you're just shitposting hard.
>>
>>94844510
Green lantern using paper.
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>>94846625
How does that make any sense? Paper is made from wood and wood is a Green Lantern's weakness.
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>>94846639
I don't actually know if that's true or not
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>>94846841
>>
>>94828130
Pretty sure I constitute as more /a/ than /co/... So that's some shit.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Momentum_Charge?useskin=oasis
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Art_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

I'm basically God.
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>>94844664
>>94846090
>>94847031
>>94847119
>>
>>94838538
>>94843819
>>94844044
Are you the new Barneyfag?
>>
>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_Bomb_Generation
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TRAPS ARE GAY
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reversed_Vocifery
>>
>>94828130
>Sand Ball Projection
Okay, what gives? First time I got water ball, now I get sand. Is this some kind of joke?
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Knowledge_Embodiment
>wiki says weak spot is not being able to make stuff possible due to inexperience.
>not just reaching nirvana or pure kaos existence mode, becoming everything and nothing at the same time shaping time and space at your own desire.
>>
>Being triggered simply by how someone uses 4chan

Sad.
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>>94848563
>Not linking the post you are replying to
First day on the board, eh?
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Imaginative_Technomagic

I am now Rick. The Rickest Rick.

WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUUUUUUB!
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>>94848563
Who are you replying to newfag?
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>>94848563
>not linking
@94848563
unnironically Kill yourself
>>
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Artistic_Life_Force_Imprisonment
I don't fucking want it, how long until the next eclipse?
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bubble_Encapsulation

>>94829859
We can be Bubble Bros. I'll trap shit in them, and you manipulate them.
>>
>>94828130

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Combat_Embodiment


nice
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Apathy

Yawn.
>>
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Headbutt

Dude, I will gladly team up with any one with the ability to fly and/or throw me and be used as a fucking biological weapon.
>>
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Penguin_Physiology

First I thought this was gonna be terrible, but hot damn these are some nice perks.
>>
>>94828130

>Razor Hands
>The ability to use one's own bare hands as stabbing and cutting weapons

UFC here I come.
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Brain_Capacity?useskin=oasis

Guess im the guy from Limitless now
>>
>>94841321
Generate the Bombs inside of yourself. Duh.

>>94844510
Origami master.

>>94849133
stick figures
>>
>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heart_Stopping?useskin=oasis

Does wearing gloves negate it?
Because this sounds like a huge problem down the line
>>
>>94850663
The best one being you get to look snazzy as hell without even trying.
>>
>>94828130
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plant_Bomb_Generation
>The ability to generate bombs and explosives from plant-matter.
Neat.
>>94840017
Now I work in the bomb squad.
>>
>>94852629
Now tell me how do you feel about the disembodied hands of women.
>>
>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Existence

Did I just become God from looking at a solar eclipse? And they said I'd go blind.
>>
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>>94852661
Indifferent.
>>
>>94852728
He sounds like a completely reasonable man to me.
>>
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Molecular_Deconstruction

Cool.
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>>94839724
>sound blasts and sound teleportation
i like the sound of that
>>
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Figurative_Vocifery

Time to be a cryptic motherfucker.
>>
>>94848605
>>94848715
>>94848875
>implying i was referring to one post and not all of the autistic screeching throughout the thread

Retards
>>
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>>94854639
>>
What the fuck do I do?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Lordship
>>
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Repetitive_Detonation
>>
>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Primordial_Deity_Physiology
Also CalledEdit
Primordial God Physiology
Primordial Transcendent Physiology
Primordial Godhood
CapabilitiesEdit
The user either is or can transform into a primordial deity, a god, deity or divine being that has existed prior to or since the beginning of time.

ApplicationsEdit
Common abilities may include:

Immortality/Absolute Immortality/Amortality
Creation/Omnificence
Primordial Force Manipulation
Primordial Darkness Manipulation
Primordial Light Manipulation
Primordial Particle Manipulation
VariationsEdit
Creator Deity Physiology
Monotheistic Deity Physiology
Power Manifestation/Primordial Embodiment- May embody aspects/forces of the universe, such as Life, Death, Destruction, Nature, etc
An atheist just became a god.
Should I kill myself?
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Failure_Embodiment
this is literally the worst one you could possibly get
>>
Who here other than me thinks that they have spent to much time on powerlisting wikia?
>>
>>94850574
Hi, I'm a god now to. Shall we start a pantheon.
>>94852702
I'll throw you around. Got any Ideas?
>>94850489
Yes it is.
>>94849133
I'm a primal deity, and I say the next eclipse is now, so you get a mulligan.
>>94848537
How does that make you feel?
>>94848476
Random powers always suck. The first time I was on a thread like this, Doctor Doom's Academy, I guy got phage something reproduction, and he didn't want to reproduce. The pepes he posted were hilarious.
>>94848451
If there were actual traps, not cross dressers you always new were male and were so effeminate that the didn't even have to try to be confused for women, every man on the face of the earth would be gay.
>>94848442
Please clarify, it sounds metal.
>>
>>94847368
Jealous?
>>94847119
Want to join a pantheon?
>>94846939
Is that Hal? I thought the wood weakness was Alan's.
>>94846125
Want to join a pantheon?
>>94846111
Then draw something, even if its crap. I won't judge. I think...
>>94845958
>>94846090
the two of you should look at sexual instinct.
>>94845883
I'm a primal deity now. are you sure that you beat everyone?
>>94845752
Poke me, see what happens.
>>94844692
Bad ass.
>>
>>94844664
Got any ideas axeman?
>>94844637
I think he already did.
>>94844634
Tell me more.
>>94844605
Are you a god? (you know the answer.)
>>94844562
To do what? Bounce an idea of my head.
>>94844510
Wasn't there a Naruto character that had this. A blue haired chick with good ecchi fan art and some hentai.
>>94844500
Join my team. I can give you a different power.
>>94844480
No, you are the greatest demon hunter.
>>94844320
Try not to make a ME!ME!ME scenario.
>>94844252
I'm an atheist that became a god, I can relate.
>>94844247
Want to join a pantheon?
>>94844236
What's the deal against phone posters?
>>94844068
Fine.
>>94843818
A good, and fitting name.
>>94843514
>>94843507
>>94843361
Want to join a pantheon?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plane_Physiology

I will remember to notice you all every once in a while
>>
>>94828130

> http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fear_Form

Let me get this straight. I can transform into a nightmarish monstrosity, but I'm spooked to the point of frothing hysteria while doing so...

This sounds incredibly bloody unhelpful...
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>>94831747
>tfw there's no other people with sports powers
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>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Child_Prodigy?useskin=oasis
literally all I've ever wanted in life...
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Instilled_Knowledge

If only.
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Negativity_Empowerment

Emos everywhere, beware!
>>
>>94828130
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tulpa_Physiology

Guess I have to IT it up.
>>
>>94849133
Well I'm God now so I could make it happen now or I could simply make it that it never happens again
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>>94850925
>>94851102
>>94856550
>>
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pregnancy_Perception
>Pregnancy Perception
Well that's retarded
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