Didn't see a thread in the catalog so decided to make my own. Overwatch made a new animated short and get this: It's actually written fairly good for once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q0QGtk_AM0&ab_channel=PlayOverwatch
Thoughts?
>MemeWatch
>>94812684
Wish they'd release more animated content more often. It often rivals the actual game in terms of entertainment value.
>>94812900
next Short is Wednesday
This was the prequel to it. Hope this means we'll get more of this kinda short.
>>94812958
>This was the prequel to it.
Confirmed?
>TFW Roadhog and Junkrat are the only things you enjoy in Overwatch.
>>94812684
Felt like Timon and Puumba a bit.
God i'd kill for an overwatch animated series
>tfw they copied tf2 so hard they even got the part about the characters being the only good thing right
>>94813036
I dunno, I think there's some... other things to enjoy out of it.
>>94813047
speaking of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mHJp-doOak
>>94812684
>that Cowboy Bebop intro
>>94813233
But the only characters that are good on their own without shittons of headcanon tacked on to make them more than cardboard cutouts are Junkrat and Roadhog.
>>94813271
'This needs to be a SFM.
>>94812684
>still nothing for Zenyatta
Fuck Blizzard.
>>94812998
Yeah, I'd like proof too, I thought this was just the trailer for the map and giving actual lore content for the Sharkhog and Scarerat skins.
>>94813405
And for why they went on a crime spree
>>94813368
I don't hate Zenyatta (as a character, I mean because I hate playing him), but I think there are more interesting characters to focus on. Personally, I'd like to see a short centered around the original core Overwatch team of Mercy, Soldier, Reyes, Ana, and Rein. Maybe even a video of the actual attack on the Overwatch base.
>>94813405
i just don't like how this shit took a year to come out.
TF2 gets a pass b/c they pioneered it 8)
>>94812958
It's confirmed there's another short that's actually about a character done with the nice models and this was just a quick map lore intro (It's just more interesting than the last one of Winston looking up into space with narrative as the camera pans around the map).
The theory is the short may be aPharahone as that's the character they've put with the Gamescom marketing this year (Last year they used Bastion and we got the Last Bastion short)
>>94812684
>Overcasual
I cringed during the whole thing.
>>94813589
>spoilers
I hope not. She's a boring as fuck character.
>>94813555
They already have something though. Zenyatta has literally no comics or shorts or supplemental material to hint at anything in his background. As a character, he's in far more need for development. Frankly, I'm sick of the inner Overwatch team, particularly Tracer and Genji, hogging everything.
>>94813555
>I want more stuff on characters that already have a shit ton of stuff
>can't even play based Zenyatta
Fuck off, nigger.
>>94813630
>calling games casual
>while posting on fucking /co/
nigga half this board is fucking women, are you fucking serious?
>>94813555
Zenyatta has a lot of potential. Robots being religious when they know for a fact that they could one day turn into murder machines without provocation makes is a very interesting topic.
>>94813368
>still nothing for mcree
fuck this company
>>94812684
>Tracer was the gay character
>instead of these 2
why?
>>94815022
Didn't Hog have a wife that died when the Omnium blew?
Also, Junk's only true loves are money and bombs. Maybe Mei's big fat Chinese ass, depending on who you ask.
>>94812684
looks like it was made in SFM
>>94815148
>Maybe Mei's big fat Chinese ass
I do not understand this ship in the slightest. Like, where does it even come from? Even McHanzo at least has the whole "East meets West, and then they bum each other" thing going on
>>94812684
I don't care
>>94815022
I don't get it either. They're Mad Max villains, who are typically gayer than a fruitcake factory.
>>94815290
Junkrat makes advances towards Mei if you have both on your team sometimes and People clung to it.
>>94815148
>Maybe Mei's big fat Chinese ass, depending on who you ask.
Of all the characters they could pair up romantically on the overwatch team these are the ones I'dloveto see the most.Of course it's never going to happen.
>>94814654
But Nier Automata already exists. I'd like to see a matyr group of robots that observed as Omnics rose the humans stopped hating eachother to hate them and intentionally attack humans to unite them further as now all the countries are working together, they have moon bases, nanotechnology, talking apes and other advancements because they want humanity to succeed or something like that.
>>94815290
I assume most ships are based on interactions. Like Ana and Rein get shipped quite a bit because of how flirtatious their voice lines are together.
With Junkrat and Mei though they only have these two interactions.
>Junkrat: Brr I get cold just looking at ya.
>Mei: Hmph. Then you should look somewhere else.
>Mei: You're just a No-Good Bully.
>Junkrat: That's cold...
At best you can say that Junk may be slightly attracted to her, but if he is it's not a mutual feeling.
>>94815290
>characters that are opposite in every way
>One sided flirt quips
If there's one thing that shippers love it's tsundere quirky almost but not really love interest potential.
>>94815022
OP here.
Tracer was only made gay so they could get progressive points while at the same time still let straight dudes like me jack of to all the lesbian porn. It's only there to pander.
I'm not gay but Junkrat and Roadhog makes more sense to me and I'd probably respect it more since it doesn't feel like they're just trying to pander to as many people as possible at once. That said Overwatch revels in pandering from the start, so it was to be expected this was going to happen from the get-go.
>>94815431
Does Symmetra and Junkrat have any lines? Because that gets shipped a lot. I'm surprised they haven't thrown any bones to the Pharmercy shippers as that seems to be the biggest ship a long with Widow/Tracer. Does anyone think the next actual short will be about Pharah? She was featured in the same place Bastion was last year on some poster for the event Bastion's short was shown at.
>>94813233
At least TF2 was more balanced
>>94813706
This. She at least had some character angle with the whole mommy issue thing. But as soon as Ana came out, she lost all potential. What even was the point of that if it was only allowed to exist for a month?
MERCY. BIKINI. NOW!
That's not the short.
It's just an advertisement for the new level.
The short is coming up in a bit.
>>94813243
>>94815567
>game has a lot of good fappable girls
>everyone clings to worst boring girl
Why do you fags have such shit taste?
>>94815525
>Pharah short
God I fucking hope so, I'd really like to know more about her character
And yeah, a Pharmercy nod would be great
>>94812684
You said it was fairly good.
You are a liar.
>>94813555
I want to see Talon during their off time. Shit like Reaper watching his cheesy movies, and making Widowmaker watch them too (because she is brainwashed to follow his orders anyway. I'm like 80% sure she only has a spider theme + tattoos because Reaper thought it was edgy and cool).
Like, we already know he likes The Last Starfighter enough to name his signature move after it. I imagine that sets the tone for his tastes.
>>94815431
>At best you can say that Junk may be slightly attracted to her, but if he is it's not a mutual feeling
I actually like that ship, but only when it's one sided.
I like the idea of Junkrat being oblivious to her hatred for him, and Mei hating the guy who likes her, when she's pretty much friendly with everyone else.
Is there even a word for half a ship? A boat?
>>94815553
Seriously? You don't think learning that her mother FAKED HER FUCKING DEATH is going to do anything but dig up whatever mommy issues Fareeha already had and make them a thousand times worse?
>>94815693
A wreck?
>>94815653
>Pharmercy
how does it feel being the fucking worst part of Overwatch? Pharah would be Symmetra tier if she wasn't riding off Mercy's Popularity. I'd rather see Genji/Mercy be canon just to watch you fags cry.
>>94815644
I bet you like Tracer or Widow more.
>>94815691
>I want to see Talon during their off time
Now the real question: is Doomfist as much of a slacker as the rest of the Talon characters we've met, or is he that one guy trying to get the villains to actually do something productive on the weekend?
>>94815709
They may do that in expanded material, but she seems pretty cool with it when interacting in-game.
>>94813283
I feel like McCree has the potential for good stories.
But then, futuristic cowboys and space westerns have always been my jam. Probably why Wings of Liberty was the only SCII campaign I enjoyed.
>>94814881
McCree had a comic though.
Now that the only two characters who matter in this game got a short, I literally don't care about the rest of the future ones.
>>94814455
>Women
>/co/
>>94815715
That's pretty good.
>>94815754
He's that Chad who always wants you to join him in hitting those showers.
>>94815727
>Dva
>Widow
>Tracer
>Pharah
>Sombra
>Ana
>Mei
>Zarya
All of these choices are better than Mercy whose only character revolves around her being a doctor and making doctor related puns. Arguably the only girl more shit than Mercy is Symmetra. You're probably so far up Mercy's ass you'll never see the light though.
>>94815758
Probably because hearing Pharah have a mental breakdown whenever she sees an Ana would be immensely jarring and really off putting as you try and push the payload
>>94815761
Yeah the McCree comic they put out had some really interesting ideas about his connections to BlackWatch but they haven't really picked them up since
>>94815818
my taste lies more with Mei, especially when she is depicted as a milking cow. Mercy is just the "free space" when it comes to shipping.
>>94815818
>Hating on based Symmetra
Such a lack of imagination...
>>94815793
Forgive that Anon.
Half the posters on /co/ bitch and moan about things like women on their periods, so it's understandable why he got confused.
>>94815818
>All of these choices are better than Mercy whose only character revolves around her being a doctor and making doctor related puns
There's also the fact that she may ot may not be a modern day Frankenstein who turned Reaper's charred and broken body into a monster to "Save" him.
>>94815840
Literally all the other characters who interact with Ana before a fight, seem more surprised/upset that she wasn't dead, than her daughter does. She's extremely friendly with her considering how she talked about her before she was released.
>>94815553
While it could be down to the early retcons to the original Overwatch (That even saw an Origins comic get cancelled), I think her Mommy Issues were maybe just a little misinterpreted.
When she replies sarcastically to people saying that "Ana would be so proud of you", people assume it's because she resents her mother and doesn't want to be anything like her. But she has an eye tattoo in tribute to her.
It's the opposite way around. Pharah idolised Overwatch and only ever wanted to join the team. But Ana never wanted Pharah to be a soldier, she wanted Pharah to live a normal life away from conflict. So Pharah is just acknowledging that she is fighting despite her mothers wishes.
It is clear though that Pharah is for sure closer to her father though, simply because he didn't pretend to be dead for the majority of her life.
>>94815889
Yet the game never chooses to do anything with it aside from one dialogue where she realized Reaper is still alive.
the plan bit had a shaun of the dead vibe
>>94815904
Either Pharah knew all along (and the existence of the letter would seem to indicate Ana told her what really happened) so just faked the bitterness (or, more accurately, isn't bitter about faking her death and is just bitter about living in her mother's shadow) or they dropped the drama angle when they decided to make Shrike into Ana
>>94815761
Breaks my heart the thematic didn't keep with the other parts of SCII. Kerrigan could have had a great Once Upon a Time in the West story.
>>94812684
Wow totally not trying desperately to be TF2 animations.
>>94815904
Overwatch's problem is that it tries to hard to attract an audience for everyone, and because of this they are forced to make all the charterers happy and PC at all times.
I don't want to be that guy but compare character interactions in TF2 to Overwatch and you'd see why trying to force all the characters as buddies at best and extremely mild puns at worst 24/7 isn't as interesting.
>>94815918
>Pharah is for sure closer to her father thoug
Now there's an aspect of Pharah I'd like to see more of, just who the hell is her Canadad?
>>94815923
If you're looking to the game as your primary source of story in Overwatch you're going to be sorely disappointed. I wouldn't be surprised if its only canon in the sense of "these characters exists and act like that, and these places exist but the matches are abstractions of actual battles that happened there"
Hell when/if they make a full animated series of this I fully expect the game to be handwaved into a running joke of Athena being distracted by her 'combat simulations' she's got queued up.The loot boxes are just her way of keeping herself entertained. Got to work towards something right?
>>94815999
To be fair this short seemed to be more TF2 in both theme and animation than most of the others.
Say the game is just TF2 all you like, but the shorts are generally well done.
>>94815999
Looks more like their comedic animations for WoW or HotS. Though I'm sure they're inspired by the Meet the Class shorts.
>>94815992
Well, it's to be expected.
Terrans were always space cowboys. To thr point that one faction was still rocking the confederate flag of old, and everyone sounded like they came straight from Texas.
Protoss always had more of a Samurai/Monk feel to them and Zerg were just Xenomorphs meets Tyranid.
>>94813368
Animated short detailing Zenyatta coming off the production line to serve as a robot slave, to finding self awareness, to joining the monks, to grappling with the reality he might go evil one day, to breaking up with Mondatta, to meeting Genji when?
>>94816081
Protoss could have been a great Kung Fu story.
>>94813555
>I mean because I hate playing him
He's got balls of steeeeeel!
The game not being Overwatch vs Talon always feels weird to me.
>>94815022
>>Tracer was the gay character
>>instead of these 2
>why?
Because these two only became friends due to fandom influence. It wasn't how they were originally envisioned.
>>94816085
>that pic
God I would love it if they met wandering the desert in those outfits, as Genji is trying to hide from the world and lose his humanity by wandering the Sahara, and Zenyatta gets conned by a very persuasive salesman into thinking this is what all North African omnics are wearing
>>94816021
>Overwatch's problem is that it tries to hard to attract an audience for everyone, and because of this they are forced to make all the charterers happy and PC at all times.
The game dialogue isn't canon to the lore.
>>94816139
Balls of steel? What is that? Hello?
>>94816085
It fucking writes itself. Slap on some quote about the path we each must walk in the journey of life, and where it will take us, and ask "Where will your path take you?" and you've got solid gold.
>>94816156
I'm going to go ahead and call bullshit on that one
Firstly if fans could influence who gets shipped with who on Overwatch there would already be emotes for Pharah and Mercy to stick their tongues down each other's throats by now.
Secondly, RoadRat isn't the most popular m/m ship but its pretty damn popular. Certainly I don't see major demand for a straight Junkrat or Roadhog
>>94816156
They still aren't friends. Roadhog never says anything but negative things about Junkrat.
Junkrat may think they're friends, but Roadhog sure doesn't.
>>94813555
He's honestly the best healer.
Don't have to babysit. Has Range and can inflict status effects quickly with no downtime.
I've contributed to a couple of TKs just launching discord orbs in the middle of a fight.
And Timed Right his Ult can be a really good stall.
>>94816241
Personally I never could see them as romantic but I could see them as violent fuckbuddies.
>>94815818
>D.va
>Better than mercy
Who fed you this bullshit
>>94816297
Now you say it yeah, partners in crime with benefits is a good way to describe their relationship. Junkrat isn't exactly what you'd call a romantic, and Roadhog is terrible at communication
>>94816318
I mean if like eating sloppy shit straight from someone's asshole I'm not going to tell you to stop anon.
>>94816248
While I think he's the most fun healer to play, I hate playing him as a solo healer.
Instead of you throwing your orb on a tank and then focusing on dishing out some balls to the face, it becomes a game of figuring out who's taking the least damage and then throwing the orb between everybody else, at least when they aren't standing behind a wall screaming for heals.
>>94812684
I at least like the nice touch of using looney tune esque musical ques.
>>94816347
Well that sloppy shit would be better than D.va
>>94815818
talk about shit taste
>>94816411
>>94816414
Mercyfags are braindead cuckolds.
>>94816159
>and Zenyatta gets conned by a very persuasive salesman into thinking this is what all North African omnics are wearing
d'awww
So is blizz gonna announce anything big on wednesday? New WoW expansion? d4?
>>94816459
Lmao nigga I'm not even a mercyfag but I'm not gonna pretend D.va is a better girl
>>94816528
They're gonna anounce more microtransactions and how they've been evading taxes in the Netherlands.
>>94816528
>New WoW expansion
Nigga, you haven't played in a while!? Get ready for the 2 year drought Blizzard has been building up for since Pandera!
>>94816585
>Nigga, you haven't played in a while!
I haven't played since the end of wotlk famalamdamamamadam.
>>94816182
>Actual game isn't canon.
What?
>>94816085
I'd like more expansion on Genji and Zenyatta desu, their friendship is very heartwarming and I wanna know how they even met in the first place. I'm a little tired of Genji always being about "muh Hanzo", the Sasuke/Itachi bullshit is so played out.
>>94816596
well, with each expansion after cataclysm Blizzard has extended the space between the final patch and new expansion. the last Warlords patch took about a year and a half before Legion came out. I expect a two year gap or something very close.
>>94816620
The line is pretty clear on what he meant, and it's true. Why the fuck would doomfist hang out with Bastion, Torbjorn, Mercy, and Junkrat to deliver a bomb in kings row while Reaper, Hanzo, another doomfist, widowmaker, and another torbjorn stop them?
>>94816656
Aren't they already on the semi final patch for legion content? It would be pretty damn awful of them to try and stretch Argus or whatever for 2 years.
>>94816666
He said the game's dialogue wasn't canon. If he said gameplay, I could understand it.
>>94816692
If the gameplay isn't canon why would the dialogue be? How would Mei and junkrat ever normally meet?
>>94816686
You played pre-Activision Blizzard, Post-Activison Blizzard has no shame about it's shit content or how long it takes between each dump.
>>94816620
The game literally makes no sense canonically.
You can have people who would never fight alongside each other, fight with each other, against copies of themselves, on maps where they have no reason to be, to do stuff they might never do, like being Zenyatta on attack on King's Row, to push a giant EMP bomb into the Omnic's underground city to kill them all.
>>94812684
>actually written fairly good for once.
How old are you?
>>94816721
The only post actiblizz game I played wasDestiny the taken kingand it wasfun. And i'm gonna getdestiny 2onPC.
Otherwise I guess Both sides have fallen far from grace.
>>94815793
Why the fuck do you think the board's more about capeshit and cartoon shipping than actual comics and cartoons?
>>94815148
I don't know why there's so much art shipping junkrat and mei, it makes no sense. Especially since he and Zarya have so much in common:
>tall
>hate robots
>have bombs
>enjoy breaking things
>hate robots
>have had sex with roadhog
>hate robots
>>94816757
>Destiny the taken king and it was fun
Eat that shit up, fag, and buy all the mounts while you're at it.
>>94816723
>forcing the nice robot monk to kill a bunch of his brothers and sisters for no real reason
Jesus Christ, Blizzard.
>>94816768
Beta males.
>>94816781
Thanks, anon!
>>94816620
They meant gameplay is segregated from story.
>>94816757My nigga. You saw the new trailer today? They better not be lying about how much story it has, what we've seen has looked really good.
>>94816723
Because it's non-canon, by word of Blizz themselves.
Much like League of Legends, story and gameplay are segregated from each other.
>>94815644
>tfw no good Orisa porn
Why live
>>94815818
>>Dva
>literal GAMERGURL STARCRAFT STARR with a fucking PIXEL tier movie plot tied to her about her goverment recruiting her because she's so good at 'em
>better than just a boring wannabe angel
>>94816723
I like the theory that Overwatch games are all battle simulations run by Athena for the purpose of collecting combat data based on various possible conditions in battle, including how agents might work and interact with other Overwatch and non-Overwatch agents based on history and psych profiles.
>>94816842
I have not yet, I don't actually watch many trailers for games I want. I dunno why. But I barely watched any trailers for nier automata or persona 5 despite being hyped as hell for them.But since I don't really play destiny for the story I might give it a watch. It kinda sucks PC comes out so far after consoles though.
>not shipping D.Va and Mercy
>>94816922
>Not shipping Genyatta
not even gay but it's the thinking mans couple.
>>94816922
mercy is one of those "ships with anyone" characters.
The best shipping is the mccree and hanzo shipping.
>>94816937
>>94816972
Mercy is a predator who preys on D.va
>>94816982
Mercy has been memed into healslut prime, sorry.
>>94817001
That's a headcanon just like my ship. It's all permissible.
>>94816723
My favourite mission was Numbani after the Doomfist was stolen, where for weeks the Objective became "Escort a car with a smashed window to an empty museum for shits and giggles."
>>94817031
Yes but it's a headcanon that's a lot better and more sensible.
>>94816780
>Zarya
>Had sex with Roadhog
What?
>>94817045
How is it sensible?
>>94813047
More like Daffy and Porky.
>Junkertown map has twitching Omnic corpses and limbs everywhere
Why must they suffer so much? ;_;
>>94817080
How is mercy being a sexual predator more sensible given everything we know about her?
>>94817077
Everyone has had sex with roadhog. This is pretty common knowledge.
>>94817099
Neither headcanon is "sensible". They're both out of character fantasies.
>>94817123
Exactly so let's split the difference with her being a submissive fucktoy as being more sensible.
I'm not impressed. There's fanmade TF2 shit that looks better animated than this. Where's the professionalism?
>>94816937
My nigga
>>94817140
This isn't one of their actual animations ala the Last Bastion or w/e whch actually have pretty good animation.
>>94817135
A fucktoy for who? 76? Rein?
>>94817086
>Suffer
They can't feel anything, scraphead.
>>94817169
yes
>>94816972
>The best shipping is the mccree and hanzo shipping.
But that's one of the worst ships.
>>94816159
>God I would love it if they met wandering the desert in those outfits, as Genji is trying to hide from the world and lose his humanity by wandering the Sahara
To be fair that skin and the "Nomad" one have the bit of info about Genji traveling the world after leaving Overwatch, so it might as well be canon
>and Zenyatta gets conned by a very persuasive salesman into thinking this is what all North African omnics are wearing
Ok now that HAS to be canon
>>94815148
Roadhog had a Wife?
>>94817178
There is no indication of that. It's not sensible.
>>94817224
Well yes, I agreed it's not sensible, but of the not sensible things, it's most sensible.
>>94815653
>pharmercy
That's a tumblr shit ship
>>94817242
Not really, almost none of them are more sensible then the others. Her character has been memed into being a healslut.
>>94817249
that's more of a reddit one. It's the easy and predictable one. Like when people shipped Heavy and Medic in TF2. It's the most common pair in game, so it becomes the most common ship.
Tumblrs favorites though are mccree/hanzo and junkrat/mei for some reason.
>>94812684
>billion dollar company still can't match quality to basement sfm animators
>people will unironically say this is good.
its barely a few steps better than sonic boom animation quality
>>94815553
>>94813706
If Pharah's personality are reflected in her emotes, she's actually the best character, the greatest bro, a budding Reinhardt in the making if he was still a young boy growing and learning and looking up to his master instead of a grizzled old man.
>>94812684
I've never played Overwatch but I always thought Junkrat was adorable.
I appreciate a man who appreciates explosives.
I like how Pharah is lowkey one of the deepest characters in OW.
>A famous hero of a mother who sternly disapproves of her life choices and has spent the last 10+ years pretending to be dead because vague reasons
>Fairly strong bond with her -probably important in some way - father considering she traveled to (presumably) Canada to visit him for the holidays
>The whole temple of anubis fiasco where she realizes a new meaning to her tattoo and learns to value the lives of her comrades over completing the mission at all costs
>All her ingame emotes/voice lines/intros suggest she's grunt incarnate. All business in public, laughing and shooting the shit with the guys the moment eyes are off.
Though, compared to characters like "cynical dwarf with a fuckhuge family who builds things" Torbjorn and "Literally how the fuck do you tie into anything, what do you even do?" Lucio/Zarya that's not the biggest accomplishment I guess.
>Second summer event
>No young Reinhardt with flowing blonde hair yet
>>94816937
Genji/Zenyatta is quite possibly one of the cutest ships of all time.
>>94817482
>"cynical dwarf with a fuckhuge family who builds things" Torbjorn
Torbjorn's on a road trip with Bastion currently. He's learning to shed his racist ways.
>Lucio/Zarya
Zarya's important to the Talon storyline. Lucio's part of several people's plots.
>>94817175
This poor guy looks like he's in severe pain.
I hope if Mercy ever gets an in depth comic she's pretty much Hank Pym. Well intentioned and wants to do the right thing but fucks up. Like with Reaper
>>94816922
mein negre
>>94817500
Wish we had some other game than Lucyball. Overwatch isn't made for large physics objects.
>>94817668
>>94817285
I like mcree and sombra, 76 and mercy
>>94817695
>Hardtcore Wrestling
>Game mode where teams are all Reinhardt and must knock each other out of the ring
>>94817668
>>94817704
>First Pharah and Mercy
>Now Mercy and D.Va
Tracer X Dva
>>94817752
Mercy is a pseudo-pedophile
>>94817704
SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>94817482
>All her ingame emotes/voice lines/intros suggest she's grunt incarnate. All business in public, laughing and shooting the shit with the guys the moment eyes are off.
Man I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed, she's the classic good ol' soldier, the guy you want in your squad because they know when to fuck around and when not to. The problem is all the other heroes she knows is someone she either looks up to (Tracer, Reinhardt, Mercy, Ana) or wants to kill (Widowmaker), so she has nobody to actually fuck around with and she ends up saying serious boring shit most of the time.
>>94813243
>wanting to fuck mercy
>Mercy fags fuck off
we all know who really reigns supreme
>>94817715
Or a Truck Pull having to push and pull a skiff across a finish line.
Talon!Mercy/Dva is best ship
>>94817784
We could really use some of that banter
>>94817774
How do we stop this predator?
>>94817847
How can you curb her undead lusts.
>>94817867
Make her a mom
>>94817867
Hana belongs to Angela even in death
>>94817184
This desu they have one interaction that is literally about nothing but tumblr wants more gay ships because reasons
>>94817835
And while we're at it, they seriously need to chill with the lines about protecting the sky, the sky is fucking FINE.
TALK SOME SHIT LIKE YOUR MOM DOES.
>>94817867
>undead
?
>>94817918
THE SICK BURNS ARE IN YOUR GENES, WOMAN.
OR HAS YOUR CANADIAN BLOOD MADE YOU TOO POLITE TO DO SO?
That wasn't funny, it felt like a shitty gmod vid.
The TF2 vids were better.Or maybe I'm just too old for cartoons.
>>94817789
>those hips
>that waist
>that cute face
I want to fist the robot
>>94813630
Go back to /v/, please.
>>94818061
just want to rub my cock all over that smooth faceplate till I cum
>>94818061
>human/Omnic relationships exist
This may be one of the few cases where it actually is possible to fuck the robot and not die from it.
>>94812684
How did a game with this little personality get so goddamn popular.
Also such shit directing.
>>94815548
TF2 was never meant to be a competitive shooter whereas the low player count means basically every mode in OW is some kind of competitive. Not to mention matchmaking is the main way to find a real game in Overwatch whereas half of the time in TF2 you just join chill 24/7 dustbowl and mess around with dudes who don't care about winning.
TF2's balance is a lot more horribly glaring when you're put in a setting where it actually matters, which you never are in TF2 unless you seek it out.
>>94815022
>Implying they arent gay too
>>94817789
>>94818061
>>94818168
ZENYATTA IS NOT FOR SEXUAL
>>94818180
That omnic is a fucking hunk if I've ever seen one
>>94818180
>tfw no cute buff Omnic bf
>>94816686
wow that anime character swings the flag really fast, anon!
>>94818250
>human zenyatta
>>94818197
>How did a game with this little personality get so goddamn popular?
Because all the characters are Hot and Fuckable
>>94818250
Blizzard ought to make a human Zenyatta skin desu, I want a cute barely legal bald monk boy.
>>94818168
Zenyatta bukkake
>>94818180
Look at how content she looks
He knows how to make her toes curl
>>94817923
Her healing tech keeps her alive and youthful.
>>94817923
She has that one emote where she implies she has no pulse and all the characters who knew her years ago are surprised that she looks the exact same.
>>94818326
Embrace human Zenyatta.
>>94818345
NOOOOO
>>94818385
>Human Zenyatta
>with hair
>>94818282
>>94818312
Seriously though, omnics are fucking adorable. How could anyone hurt something this cute?
>>94818385
I'm not an undead ninja.
>>94818385
YOU MOTHER FUCKERS GET OUTTA HERE, HIS ROBONESS IS HIS SEXIEST TRAIT. YOU'RE TURNING HIM INTO SHIT
>>94818400
Embrace cute monk boys, anon.
>>94818180
WE need more omnic heroes,like, REAL omnic heroes like zenyatta. Bastion and orisa don't count as theyre just a mindless war-drone and a formerly mindless crossing guard. BipeDAL, dglowing dots, cute faces, the works. Ya feel me?
>>94818420
Okay, okay, have a Lewdyatta.
>>94818413
Not all omnics look quite so cute
>>94813630
I don't understand how a multiplayer game can be casual, there is always gonna be someone better than you no?
>>94818478
>>94818480
>wont let omnics play the games
>Fuckin robo racists
>>94818467
id really like to see this guy >>94818480
end up as talons healer or something
>>94818478
>>94815818
>Liking D.va
>Hating symm
The only reason why i don't hate d.va myself is because she ismy mainbut i actuality want more symm stuff, the last thing we know about her is that she is autistic
Will we see her?
>>94818631
is that last thing confirmed? Did I miss something?
>>94815525
They actually removed the one pharmecy line there was
>>94818666
>turns out its just junkrat in drag
>>94818675
This was possibly in response to the fandom being demanding and irritating. They also told pushy mchanzo shippers to basically fuck off once too, I remember a bunch of whining about it.
>>94818689
hot
>>94818675
I think that was just a rumor, I don't think there actually was a line.
>>94818672
Yes, on fucking twitter
>>94818666
here she is
>>94818689
I'd accept that
Hell yeah.
>>94816844
most of it seems to be of the fleshy robot variety, weird how little there is of the genuine bolt and screw articles
>>94818666
Probably, though people are counting on her being a playable character and not someone in the background for a comic appearance
>>94818765
well that definitely shoots up her waifu factor. Mmmmm mental illness.
>>94818811
She says in her comic she's "on the spectrum".
>>94816029
My favorite take is that the overwatch gameplay is basically future WWE.
>>94818767
Why is Junkrat's Symbol on her Mech?
>>94818672
>>94818765
>>94818811
it was pretty blatant if you read her comic
>>94815324
Well fuck, now I want to watch ancient times mad max
>>94818877
Yes, but i actuality don't expected them to confirmed it, i still like heri find her really sexy for some reason
>>94818853
By today's metric, 80% of the world population is "on the spectrum".
Being awkward in social situations isn't the trademark of autism and writers need to fucking start understanding that.
>>94818872
he probably helped her make that thing
>>94818900
i mean i like basically every girl in overwatch EXCEPT symmetra
maybe it's because I've dealt with autism enough to know that it's just not enjoyable to deal with unless it's autism geared towards your interests
and even then it gets tiring
>>94818877
oof, it just kinda came out of nowhere didn't it? nothing wrong with making characters of all types though.
>>94818934
I like every girl in overwatch except for Symmetra as well but not because of her autism or unfortunate bone structure. I hate her because of her STUPID FUCKING BULLSHIT GUN
>>94818905
Nah, when most people say "the spectrum" it is supposed to just describe aspie -> full blown autism.
Symm is pretty high functioning though. Perhaps her special interest is being an absolute fucking menace when that gun is fully charged.
>>94818689
I would be laughing but also be diamonds. Too bad we'll never have funny drag antics again due to bitching trannies.
>>94815022
Tracer liking women doesn't preclude Junkrat and Roadhog from liking men
>>94818934
Same, Symmetra has less personality than bastion. She likes things to be ordered and she is some sort of architect. There's really nothing else to her beyond that. I know the lack of personality is probably related to her autism, but is makes her pretty unlikable since she is so one dimensional.
>tfw I think Overwatch's setting/artstyle is pretty neat but I have absolutely no desire to play it anymore
>>94819003
Nah, she has a personality. She's cold, condescending, and a cunt. It's not that she's one-dimensional, she's just a legitimate jerk who thinks she's better than you.
>>94818413
I want a punk Omnic hunk
>>94818480
>Omnics can open their mouths
Does that mean they can give blowjobs?
>>94819127
WELP, get the fuckin vaseline
>>94812684
>Next hero might be a Mad Max-flavored Jinx
May or may not have to reinstall
>>94819234
I'm still waiting on the new space monkey character that got announced around the time they dropped the moon base map.
>>94818666
Probably be a playable character, getting sick of Junkrat's and Roadhog's bullshit she decided to take things in her own hands.
I'll hope she's fat and ugly as fuck.
>>94812684
See this short was actually good because it actually focuses on the main characters instead of some random civilian or getting up its own ass for world building like most of them do.
>>94812684
That was my least favorite to be honest, it felt much more amateurish than the others, like if not for the VA I'd imagine it was made in SFM.
>>94819126
>that buff chest
wew
wonder if Zenyatta is considered a twink among Omnics
As a scumbag Junkrat main, ive been pleasantly surprised by all the attention the junkers are getting. Buffs for both (Although it wont save the Hog) and now a new map based around their home town.
Im curious too if the Junker Queen will get some more attention beyond just a voice line and a mention.
Do you think we'll ever get to see the inside of an Omnium, I'd love to see in full detail the omnic "birthing process". Can you even imagine? Thousands of parts being meticulously joined together to create any number of different frames. What decides who gets what? Ai constructs being downloaded into their cores. Do they all get the same personality but experiences changes them, or is it randomized some how? Mmmmm GOD DAMNIT BLIZZARD I HAVE TOO MANY QUESTIONS. ANSWER THEM.
>>94819407
Probably just a normal man like some Buddhists are to us.
>>94819407
definitely bruh. You know some big macho metal man just wants to get all up in that tight little ass.
>>94819562
>Mmmmm GOD DAMNIT BLIZZARD I HAVE TOO MANY QUESTIONS. ANSWER THEM.
lolno have a comic about Torbjorn getting married XD
>>94819322
She'll be bigger than roadhog. We'll get a scene of her at the throne with a slave Leia style Junkrat lounging at her feet.
>>94819598
But he's got a particularly tiny waist and wide hips.
>>94819712
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>94819743
Zenyatta is one thicc bih
I find every character in the roster of this game fuckable and have looked at porn of all of them, what's wrong with me?
>>94819890
Absolutely nothing.
>leader of the Junkers is a woman
God damn it, Blizzard. Couldn't even keep your agenda in check in a post-apocalyptic wasteland
>>94819890
nothing bruh you just have varied taste
>>94819890
It means you're one of the many bifags with shit taste on this board
I've seen the waifu threads, you all have truly awful taste
>>94819943
>he doesnt want a qt Junker queen
>>94819943
>A British colony
>Not having a Queen
????
>>94819115
Honestly, most people on the spectrum that I know unintentionally come off like that.
>>94819678
They'll have to get through this nigga first if they want that sweet Omnic booty.
>>94819989
Will you still love her if she's a giant war driven hambeast?
>>94820043
Yes.
>>94820072
SPREAD
SPREAD
DELAWARE
>>94820043
Did you see the size of her throne? Of all the ways they could fuck her up making her fat can't be one of them
>>94820039
zenyattaXgenji is the only "gay" shipping i've ever liked. I give Genji my blessing to lube zenyatta's ass with cum
>>94820127
>her rolls pour over the side so that she comically sits in the middle
>>94820127
>not wanting her to be so fat that she cant sit in the chair without her fat roles spilling over the side.
it's like you're not even trying
>>94812684
oh.. its a parody of the Cowboy Bebop OP.
>>94820184
>>94820195
we had the same idea at the same time. We are soul mates
>>94815022
Junkrat is only sexually attracted to explosions.
>>94820183
>Alrightey, cunts..
>>94820219
We just both want a hilariously fat jaba the hut style junker queen.
>>94820183
I'm not a fan of these comics because all the girls are basically the same person.
>>94818767
Junkrats hoe
>>94820219
>>94820240
Alright, you two. That's enough
>>94820287
I do not like sinner's style.
>>94820320
Junkrat *IS* the hoe
>>94812684
I'm genuinely sort of baffled by Overwatches writing and popularity.
I admit to this day I will occasionally type D.Va into search bars but aside from character design they're basically nothing characters.
Yet when I go through social medias sites there's millions of images of not gameplay but the characters themselves.
>>94820183
this was the anal cocktail comic, no?
>>94820006
>A British Colony
But they're Australian
>>94820454
Anon...
>>94820146
>tfw we'll probably never get any elaboration on how they met or new interaction between them because Chu doesn't want any competition for Gency
>>94820429
yes it was, it had ice and everything. and I dont care if sinner made sure to include the cleansing enema I still couldn't get the thought of drinking shit water out of another person's asshole. not my thing.
>>94820402
A lot of the character's personality has come from fans making content for themselves as Blizzard gives them barely anything. Perhaps it's because Blizzard hasn't done a lot with the characters that fans have decided to take things into their own hands and create their own stories. They have a lot of creative freedom in regards to what they can do with the characters as their plots aren't very fleshed out.
>>94812900
so it isn't entertaining then?
>>94820479
Fuck him and his boring OTP
>>94815022
>two men cannot possibly be friends without homoerotic implications
the absolute state of /co/ today
>>94820594
now now hold on a second right there sonny. Think about it, if mercy had a hand in the revitalization of Genji, that means Mercy might possibly have a way to persuade/straight up control him into being a little tight ass bondage slave, and that's nothing to shake a stick at.
>>94820677
>>94820724
did i come on too strong?
>no short confirming Gency because Jeff is a coward
Anyway I think the new short will be about Pharah finding Ana and Jack or it'll be that one we saw a glimpse of about Tracer and Winston on Horizon. I think the fact they made this little thing explaining the Junkertown map means the short isn't about Junkrat and Roadhog.
>>94820768
I'll suck kaplin's dick if the short doesn't have tracer
>>94820768
>no short confirming Gency
Thank god for that. Gency a shit.
>>94819943
50/50 chance mate.
>>94820768
>no short confirming Gency
good
>>94820768
>no short confirming Gency
Good.
>>94820797
>>94820810
Whatever, I'll be over here enjoying the actual real hints we got.
>>94820768
>no short confirming Gency because Jeff is a coward
More like no short confirming Gency because it's FUCKING BORING
>>94815240
>>94817299
>>94819396
I think it fits. Junkrat is a very cartoony character, with a very "scrapped together" feel to him, and SFM is usually used to make low-quality meme videos.
>>94820861
No if Gency doesn't happen it's 100% because of the whiny Pharmercy fans who Jeff caved to because "the characters belong to everyone". Now Pharah, Mercy and Genji are all going to remain single virgins forever.
>>94820834
>Whatever, I'll be over here being boring as shit
Okay senpai
>>94820768
>Anyway I think the new short will be about Pharah finding Ana and Jack
That'd be pretty fun if it's a three people in partially/totally face obscuring masks/helmets don't realize who's behind them until someone almost dies scenario.Preferably it'd be something along the lines of s76 getting a balcony dropped on his head by way of a rocket to a support beam.
>>94820897
>Now Pharah, Mercy and Genji are all going to remain single
literally the best way to handle the situation, also Gency is boring as hell anyway so I dont care
>>94820908
:)~
>>94820897
>Genji
>a virgin
Also Genji will be happily living with sensei and Shambali monk bros.
>>94820666
Do you show up to post this in every thread?
>>94820967
think you quoted the wrong person buddy
>>94820955
I think Dragons implied he's ready to go back out into the world since he said something about choosing a side or whatever. Nepal is just his home base.Also let's not pretend Zenyatta and Mercy wouldn't have a really good friendship.
>>94820897
Thank you, whiny Pharmercy fans. You have done us a great service in preventing this generic ship that nobody cares about from hogging the spotlight.
>>94820897
>No if Gency doesn't happen it's 100% because of the whiny Pharmercy fans who Jeff caved to because "the characters belong to everyone".
Or because a doctor fucking their patients is unprofessional as fuck and the type of shit that'll get your medical license revoked.
>>94818467
Fucking SJWs wanting to include more omnics into the cast. Next thing you know they'll start replacing Soldier 76 or Hanzo with omnics so they can have their fucking diversity quota filled.
>>94821012
>Implying muh pocket/healer ship is any better
>>94821032
>replacing Hanzo
That doesn't sound too bad.
>>94821032
>Replace Hanzo
>get new qt Omnic in return
>>94821069
It's better if only because it doesn't include Genji who I swear is the most forced character in existence.
>>94818810
Orissa best girl
>>94821030
That's the weakest argument for why it can't happen because:
>Blizzard has shown they don't care about that because they've already put hints in the game/comic
>Genji hasn't been her patient for almost ten years
Yeah it's boring but that's it.
>>94821103
fuck off Genji is a bro
>>94820990
>Nepal is just his home base.
But he says when in the Nepal map that just being their puts his soul at ease, that it's the one place he doesn't feel like an outcast, and that it's literally his home now. Who even needs filthy aging humans when you've got a qt Omnic companion?
>>94821103
>he's in one short which is about him and Hanzo
>OMG GENJI IS EVERYWHERE HE'S SO FORCED
There's a difference between Genji's popularity which comes from him being so commonly picked by the players and say, Tracer's popularity because Blizzard literally puts her everywhere.
>>94821167
>he's in one short which is about him and Hanzo
Well he was also randomly in the Doomfist one. But he's nowhere near as forced as Torb. I'm fucking tired of that little shit appearing in practically everything.
>>94821159
I literally just gave you an example of him leaving Nepal.I like Genyatta too but I really don't think it has a chance of happening.
>>94812684
This looks fan made to be honest
At least the other ones looked like they could be professional movies on the big screen
>>94821232
I dig the look honestly, it feels fitting to the comedy
>>94821133
Genji's a fag, we got this established organization with Soldier at the top and Gabriel and Ana and Ana's daughter and the whole team and then at some point everyone's supposed to stop and pay attention to GENJI who has MAGIC DRAGON POWERS and a TRAGIC PAST and he's a CYBER NINJA who used to have GREEN HAIR just shoved in from the left side and you don't really have a reason to care about him more than anyone else, especially not say more than McCree who is narratively pretty similar to him all things considered, but every time he appears it's as if he INSISTS you care about him more than anyone, he HAS to be around, because he's GENJI. If this was a TV show he'd be the guy joining Overwatch in the second season and suddenly becoming the main character and you're waiting for the part where you're supposed to care about him more than Soldier or Winston but three seasons later it never gets there, he just gets to have the romances and the drama and the attention because GENJI.
/co/ Please hush now. I think we can all agree that Both Pharmercy and Gency are both absolutely Shit.
>>94821282
Absolutely.
>>94821216
>I literally just gave you an example of him leaving Nepal.
To go deal with Hanzo. Nothing says he won't go back to Nepal though, especially when in game dialogue states that he considers it his home.
>>94821260
Literally nothing you said is true. Genji's been in one short which was about him and Hanzo. You're angry because he's popular with the fanbase, not because Blizzard crams him everywhere.
>>94821297
>says the world is changing again and it's time to pick a side
That implies he's going to get involved in whatever the plot will be, maybe he'll end up answering Winston's recall.
Also nothing's stopping Zenyatta from going with him.
>>94821282
This!
Mercy a Shit
Both Genji and Pharah can do better.
Hell I know it's very unlikely but I'd love to see them make Genji/Pharah Canon just to give a middle finger to BOTH shipper groups
>>94821328
>he thinks there will be a plot
>>94821304
It's not about screentime it's about how much he gets his dick sucked when he gets it.
Like why the hell does so much stuff revolve around Genji in the first place, Zenyatta practically doesn't exist except in relation to Genji, Hanzo exists in opposition to Genji, and with Gency you'll have Mercy drooling over Genji, and it's like, why the fuck is this weeb trash supposed to be so special?
>>94821260
I mean. I hate the guys design too but what the fuck? He's barely even been in the story related content how is he hogging the spotlight.
>>94821338
I like Gency and I think that'd be fucking hilarious, but I think at this point they've decided to back off on hinting either one, and I think that's the smart thing to do. Shipping just invites too much drama and entitlement from fans.Fuck Widowtracer though, I'm glad it was sunk.
>>94817630
Probably cause his dumb robot face is dented. Just a pile of metal dumbass
>>94821282Mer.va is top tierOr would that be D.cy?
>>94821114
I want this skin
>>94821030
>>94821103
The only answer is Soldier 76 & Mercy having an old fashioned family while she insists he's not too old for her.
>>94821370
There will be plot.
It's just very likely going to be Warcraft/WoW plot where they try to milk this plot to the ground and have to come up with stupids twists and turns and arbitrary drama and obstacles.
Then again Overwatch is basically meant to copy superhero comic stories and that shit fits into the genre to a tee.
>>94821403
metal with feelings
>>94821377
>It's not about screentime it's about how much he gets his dick sucked when he gets it.
>gets his ass kicked by Doomfist
>was in one panel in Reflections
>was in like three panels in the Uprising comic
Yeah he beats Hanzo in Dragons but that was supposed to be a representation of how much Genji had changed and recovered and how much Hanzo hadn't. The short actually ends with Genji telling Hanzo he believes there's still hope for him. If anything, it was more about kicking off Hanzo's development (lol).
>>94821338
Radomly pulling Genji/Pharah out of the Blue
The Genji/Zanyetta shipper in me would be pissed but Holy shit Anon the Anal Devastation to that would be Comedy Gold!
>>94821446
Look man the second part of my post is still relevant. There's a section of the cast that basically revolves around Genji and I'm never given any good reason for it beyond "It's Genji".
>>94821446
And that redemption bullshit still pisses me off.
If Blizzard didn't love their redemption stories so much, an event that decides if Hanzo joins Talon or Overwatch would be pretty damn interesting
>>94818180
Fap the scrap, get the zap.
>>94818180
I bet he vibrates.
>>94821473
I mean at this point I doubt Gency is going to happen so you can probably rule her out. You have a point about Zenyatta though, but you could make the argument that he has a tie to the Talon thing through Mondatta being killed.
>Zenyatta and Pharah will never team up to bully Widow
I think we all know what the best ship is
>>94821390
>Fuck Widowtracer though I'm glad it sunk.
Agreed. Widowmaker/Sombra is a much Cuter ship
>>94821433
Nuh-uh
>>94821520
>gay geriatric buttsex
Who's the man in that relationship? They both seem pretty aggressive.
>>94821282
Yeah
>>94821390
>>94821390
>>94821525
It's literally Zutara levels now
>>94821405
I like D.octor or Angel!Song
Reminder that they are married
>>94821507
>I mean at this point I doubt Gency is going to happen so you can probably rule her out.
Yeah but that's what the conversation is about, if Gency does happen it'll just make Genji feel forced to me, like, "What it's not enough that two characters basically don't matter outside their relation with Genji, we gotta have Genji encroach on the rest of the cast because he's Genji everyone loves Genji why don't you love Genji" and it's like shit man I don't actually hate the guy but you're not going to convince me he's cool by getting his dick sucked all the time.
>>94821520
>>94821633
One Hour Photo-type Reaper story about him stalking that family from the Christmas issue when?
>>94821585
I get that people have different ships (I personally ship PharMercy), but I never understood the appeal or the logic behind D.Va&Mercy.
>>94821403
pls take your bigotry back to /pol/.
>>94821487
>If Blizzard didn't love their redemption stories so much
At this point with redemption being hinted at for widow and reaper never actually being nearly as evil as he seems on first glance I'm pretty sure there's gonna be some vague and unforeseen "great evil"/god AI that'll have everyone - save maybe doomfist who'd probably be the cause of it - working together to defeat it. S76/Reaper/Ana/Rein probably all die in the attempt with Pharah probably leading the revived Overwatch at the end of the story on the grounds that Winston's a scientist not a leader and Tracer's a bit of a dipshit.
to be honest i never find these terribly entertaining
i know its a tired old comparison, but TF2 shorts are always miles better, i just hate the fact valve abandoned the game to make some stupid fucking hearthstone clone
>>94812684
why does this animation and the comic depict roadhog as mute?
he has constant voice lines in the game
>>94821695
it's cute and there's a bigger age gap than with Pharah.
>>94821695
Pedophilia kink on top of Mercy already coming from a position of trust and power (a doctor). The shippers will argue otherwise but it's really just about seeing a little girl get molested by an older woman.
>>94821716
>I'm pretty sure there's gonna be some vague and unforeseen "great evil"/god AI that'll have everyone - save maybe doomfist who'd probably be the cause of it - working together to defeat it.
We did have that shadow organization uncovered by Sombra in her origin trailer.
>>94821328
>Also nothing's stopping Zenyatta from going with him.
>Gen and Zen traveling around the world together
Oh, that's a cute idea.
>>94821758
can't really be hemophilia if Hana is 19, lad, but i do like the idea that Mercy knew her before she was legal.
>>94821748
He's selectively mute due to autism.
>>94812684
Wish they'd stuck to 2D animation, also why was the bastion short smoother than this?
>>94821799
Yeah but would Hana being under 18 stop you from shipping it? Of course not, because like I said, it's about seeing a young girl be molested by an older woman.
>>94821748
He doesn't say much canonically, games aren't.
>>94821829
It's different animation, this animation is closer to how things actually look in-game
>>94821390
>sunk
>one of the two in a femship was actually confirmed gay thus making it more likely than literally 99% of gay ships
>>94821829
Because this isn't a short like their other ones, it's a quick skit done in-engine to explain the lore behind the new map. The short is coming on Wednesday.
>>94821847
She's gay and she's got a girlfriend, and Widow is still not over Gerard (and probably straight).
Like yeah the shippers haven't slowed down because Emily is a non-entity in terms of being a character but she's basically the world's strongest cardboard cutout preventing their ship from happening.
>>94821834
/ll/ is objectively better than /ss/
>>94821487
Would be neat to see hanzo actually end his self imposed exile and start leading the yakuza again
>>94821702
Boohoo muh poor oppressed omnics. Australia and London have the right idea.
>>94822045
>>94822065
Omnics are cute!
CUTE!!
>>94822045
He would destroy Ana
>>94812684
I like the TF2 shorts better because I'm suddenly realizing how grating the personality of Junkrat is.
Junkrat in this reminds me of a mix of Scout and Demoman if neither of their actors had any sense of restraint. Basically a loud mouth going "NYNUHGHYNYNYNYNYN" over and over again because funny noises and not because they're acting in a skit.
What made scout and demoman funny by themselves is that they're rather unhinged individuals that have a strange calmness and rationality to them. LOL ZANY XD just comes off as extremely jarring if that's the only trait he has.
I mean, it wasn't terrible, just not very entertaining.
>>94822045
I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD
>>94822197
>>94820666
you best start believing in /co/umblryou're in it
>>94822197
I want him to destroy me
>>94821799
I thought she was 15?
>>94822293
nope, she joined MEKA thing at 14 i think
>>94821733
>i know its a tired old comparison, but TF2 shorts are always miles better, i just hate the fact valve abandoned the game to make some stupid fucking hearthstone clone
Valve's making fucking card games now?
>>94822249
>implying this place hasnt been gay since it's conception
I've been here 10 years off and on it's just like this
>>94822205
I like all three of those characters. I wouldn't compare Junkrat to them though, he's really not cut from the same cloth. Scout and Demoman are definitely more mature, Junkrat is like their unhinged, single uncle or spoiled baby brother. Someone who grew up without any sort of discipline or responsibility.
>>94822315
Nope, she joined at 17 and is 19 now
>>94815463
>literally 76 and Reaper
God forbid we have rival characters when everyone forces their gay shipping shit on them
>>94812684
Those two fugging confirmed when
>>94822331
There's a DOTA card game that got announced in this TI.
>>94822428
Didn't Roadhog raise Junkrat?
>>94822440
Nope
>>94822440
>implying that matters
But no, unless you consider knowing him since he was like 20 raising him.
>>94822367
She did something at 14, maybe it was the Starcraft thing.
>>94812684
Felt a little too underwhelming for me, they are the only characters that are well written, tho, comparing it to meet the medic, that still brings chills when i see it
That accent is painful
>>94815715
>>94815693
I vote for calling a one sided relationship a tug. Cause it only pulls one way, no one likes being tugged, and it's a type of ship.
TF2 had worse animations but they have better comics
>>94822618
Nailed it.
>>94821114
this should be a Halloween skin
>>94817140
>There's fanmade TF2 shit that looks better animated than this
Or at least that looks more dynamic and fun, which is what they were going for.GREASE MONKEY
>>94818197
Like Villainous, it's due to pandering and people wanting to sexualize the characters
>>94812684
>first they copycat the new quake with the new characters and the addition of two gamemodes that barely make sense
>now they copycat tf2 and try to take its charm and humor
>they fail abruptly
>>94815431
I like the idea of Junkrat obliviously flirting with Mei and not taking her rebuffs seriously because compared to a 'no' in Junkertown she is drooling over him.
>>94819322
She will probably look like Tina Turner, desu
>>94823165
Oh god I hope so
>>94822205
>Junkrat in this reminds me of a mix of Scout and Demoman if neither of their actors had any sense of restraint. Basically a loud mouth going "NYNUHGHYNYNYNYNYN" over and over again because funny noises and not because they're acting in a skit.
I agree with your point about being excessively loud and stupid but I don't think he is really anything like Scout or Demoman.
Junkrat just feels like a half-assed Joker knock-off to me.
>>94822458
>unless you consider knowing him since he was like 20 raising him.
More like 9
>>94822190
Your cute is a shit.
>>94823296
Nah Junk is only 25, he found out the secret a few years back, and met Roadie after.
>>94823216
Don't really see where the Joker comparison is coming from. The Joker is still calculating and dangerous, Rat is just some weird manic kid with brain damage.
>>94822223
>tfw never be as tall as Reinhardt
IT ISN'T FAAAAIR!
>>94823691
Human beings aren't as tall as Reinhardt, the fucker is canonically 7 and a half foot tall
>>94812684
>Don't screw it up!
>*Knock knock*
>Who's there?
>JUNKRAT AND ROADHOG!
It's about the best characters in the game in term of actual character personalities, of course it would be good!
>>94823598
it's all the laughing and the jester skin but wasn't junkrat's life fucked when he was only five? also, slightly unrelated but is jamie his actual name or just some fan nickname
>>94823137
Tiny tubby stinky lady.
Hmmmm
>>94823137
I really wish that picture was how the characters were ingame.
>>94823783
His real name is Jamison Fawkes.
Roadhogs is Mako Rutledge
>>94823832
PS: Canonically, Roadhogs wife and family were slaughtered during the Omnic Crisis, he's basically an evil version of Mad Max
>>94823783
Shit went down when he was 5 so yeah. He's just the retarded product of Mad Max Australia.
>>94823832
Yeah I knew roadhog's name but I wasn't sure if junkrat had a proper name
>>94823857
what wife and family or are you just inferring
the junkers aren't really evil though, strike me as more of a chaotic neutral
Would you?
>>94823968
Would I!
>>94823968
Rein's a shitter.
>>94823918
It's believed/inferred he had a family he lost. He became roadhog after the omnium destruction turned his home into an irradiated wasteland
>>94820897
Genji's past it was confirmed he was a playboy. It was why Hanzo was tasked to kill his own brother. Genji wanted to party and fuck girls and not be a mobster.
Hanzo was an obedient pet that did anything the yakuza clan asked of him.
Gency has been confirmed because Mercy saved Genji's life - after an emo phase in Blackwatch he met Zenyatta and found peace. Now he's less of an asshole and realizes how nice Mercy was to him.
I mean, yeah it's pretty plain. Michael Chu's fav character is Genji (kind of his OC) and Mercy so.. only makes sense. He's the lead writer.
>>94824029
Plus there was the holidays thing with the letter
>>94823999
>not shipping Rein and Hog for maximum bara goodness
I rarely ever see material on them together though which is an outrage.
>>94813271
I'll raise you a baby hunt and a SFM Mr Pig.
https://youtu.be/xMFuyouBFuc
https://youtu.be/eC_pjq2v504
>>94818444
Man, people say /fit/ is the gayest board, but that's only because no one goes on /co/
>>94818767
I ship DVa and Junkrat based in this skin
It's terrible I know but I'm weak.
>>94815022
Maybe because they hate each other.
>>94815553
>>94813706
It's a shame, when you think of her, nothing really comes to mind. Sometimes she's kinda energetic but other times her lines are really boring. It's like they didn't know what they were doing with her.
Which, given her weird development history as a character, makes sense.
>>94823857
Family could just mean his mom,dad,sisters or brothers..whatever. It doesn't infer that he has a wife/kids.
The idea I think is, Roadhog is alone and became a monster due to the wasteland - just a cold blooded killer. But obviously since he's been with Junkrat he has soften up and not as monsterous. The 'lore' is wishy washy.
>>94822440
Junkrat hired Roadhog after he found his 'treasure' and presumably got rich. They go on a world wide heist to increase their riches/get back into Junkertown.
Junkrat and Roadhog are at least besties, with Road begrudgingly warming up to Junkrat. They have certainly been the most touchy-feely-bro like of any male characters thus far. It'd be pretty cool to see that canonically they are fuckbuddies but it's likely doubtful.
Blizzard will probably only make characters LGBT that are shown in a 'good' light. Ala Tracer is the poster-girl, a good guy. They'd probably receive some backlash of a 'bad guy' was LGBT.
While the Junkers aren't really evil in the same vein as Talon, they are criminals to a degree that SJWs would lose their shit.
Hanzo/Mcree may still be an option possibly, but there is no telling.
>>94821114
This should be real.
This needs to be real.
>>94819407
He's like a 20-year old, so probably.
>>94820861
>>94820908
>>94820936
>boring
You can at least try to come up with something yourselves instead of parroting what you hear on Tumblr. Why does the /co/mblr meme become so real on ow threads?
>>94824194
>>94824194
Rat very obviously has a boner for Hog though.
>>94812684
>It's actually written fairly good for once.
It's also horribly fucking directed.
Admittedly the moment to moment of it might have been the result of it being to reveal a new map but also the writing will fun was sort of generic.
Am I alone in that the fact that these characters have no distinct character is starting to get annoying to me?
I know they don't want to piss off anyone by contradicting anyone's headcanon but something would be nice.
>>94824240
The ship is so boring that it's universally noticeable in just how boring it is.
>>94815385
>one thing of this kind already exists, therefore no more things can do it either
>>94824241
^This. Junkrat is enamored with Roadhog and clearly thinks of him as a friend/ally. All voice interactions in game are pretty affectionate save for a two enemies Junkrat/Roadhog getting an elmin on each other.
It's funny since Junkrat is clearly the most friendly of the heroes but only has one friend/ally that is willing to put up with him, maybe only because he was hired to do so.
Also there is some hints Roadhog is insecure/depressed in certain voice-lines.
>>94817784
I would love if she actually had some lines. As it stands the only memorable line from her is her ult
>>94821030
>Implying teacher and student relationships aren't equally taboo
I legitimately don't understand the lengths to which people will defend Genyatta. Every time fujoshits ship male characters in any other series, people on /co/ shit themselves bitching about it, "why can't guys just be friends?!", but for some reason it's different with Genyatta, even though, at least with Zen, the character doesn't really lean towards needing or wanting a relationship. Zenyatta is a monk, spiritually ascended to a plane of higher thought, untethered from the mortal plane. It goes against literally everything about his character to pursue a relationship, something that would keep him attached to the physical world. Meanwhile, Mercy is very attached to the world, in that she is a physical healer. She is guilty about the fall of Overwatch, about what happened to reaper, and feels she's failed the world she wanted to protect. Her character leans very well to pursuing a relationship for comfort, and Genji is the perfect candidate as he's one thing she could save, proof that she can do good for the world.
I guess it's true, people don't like the Overwatch Characters. They like made up fan versions of the characters.
>>94817880
Soldier only belongs to JUSTICE....and Gabe
>>94824240
>Thinking tumblr is the only place that knows Gency is Chu's wish fulfillment
Just admit you have shit taste, senpai
>>94824029
>after an emo phase in Blackwatch he met Zenyatta and found peace. Now he's less of an asshole and realizes how nice Mercy was to him.
Genji's fucking stupid if he can't see that everything he needs is already right there in front of him.
>>94824272
>says boring twice
Let me guess, they don't have any chemistry either
This is why people hate the ow fan base
>>94824542
>No, YOU have shit taste
We gonna go back and forth on this all night lad?
>>94824563
>they don't have any chemistry either
Well they don't.
>>94824546
Genyatta is just weird. Zen seems like an asexual coupled with the monk aspect, it seems he would only see Genji as a student/friend. We also see Genji writing specifically to Mercy in Reflections.
Also they had that valentine's day interaction where they both bought each other gifts. They also seem upset when an ally Genji/Mercy dies.
>>94824624
Christ, fuck off.
>>94824248
Soldier 76 is the fucking Punisher. In the fandom he makers dad jokes.
They will never do that because they'd lose money and fandom.
posting best Overwatch ship
>>94824646
>posts logical responses backed up by facts
>fuck off
Anon...
It's not that Genji couldn't be gay for Zenyatta.
It's that Zenyatta is not into sexual of any kind. He loves everyone equally.
>>94816937
You and I both know it's never gonna happen;_;
>>94824667
Why is everyone purposefully trying to make Mercy look like some kind of horrible sexual predator?
Anyway I used to ship her with Rein or 76.
>>94824672
You're just posting autism. You think canon's gonna stop people from shipping things? Fuck off.
>>94816937
I accept that it isn't going to happen in canon, but I still ship it because it's superior than anything canon has planned.
>>94824730
This.
>>94824664
How hard they just fucking back peddled from his original brutalizing gangbangers personality was fucking hilarious.
>>94824672
Most genyatta stuff isn't even inherently sexual, but it's really more about them enjoying each other's company than anything. So they work well together as either friends or lovers
>>94812701
>Samurai Shit
>>94824615
Well if that's all ya got that's all ya got. Enjoy watching too dudes meditating for hours on end. Anything else would be to boring, I guess.
>All these shipping arguments about characters with no fucking personality.
>>94824801
Some people think they have enough to go on from what's canon
The rest just follow whatever fan canon they liked on Tumblr >>94824801
>>94824709
Not with my ship :3
>>94824667
So McRee and Pharah?
I could dig it
I ship D.va with 76.
>>94824851
I don't.
>>94824851
nah...i prefer this route
>>94824721
glass house
>>94824820
My negro
I'd fucking love daft punk skins for these dudes, guy-man's helmet would look great on zenyatta
>>94824868
What? Hana and 76 never knew each other. d.Va has absolutely no history with the original OW. The only one who grew up with them was Pharah - and technically Mercy, who I will remind you is only in her 30's, which means she had to be ~18 during the original OW. At which time she was a chief surgeon already.
>>94824750
I still don't understand why they backpedaled.
People will still draw pictures of him as a dad if he occasionally references drowning thugs.
>>94824896
Take a good long look at this thread. How many people here do you honestly think care about ow canon?
>>94813243
>I play Overwatch because of waifus!
Unless those waifus have a real personality, neck yourself
>tfw Pharah will never call Reinhardt daddy
>tfw Reinhardt didn't cuck a Canadian
>tfw best ship will never be canon
Why does it hurt?
>>94825030
Pharah can still call Reinhardt daddy, just in a different context
>>94825149
Oh god...
>>94824851
Taste.
>>94825212
Is shit
>>94825514
Is *the* shit.
>>94825548
Is the shittiest
>>94825554
It's the best.
>>94825570
It's garbage.
>>94825030
Why is Reinhardt brown and Ana white?
>>94825650
He did say being stationed on that island was good for his tan.
When he fucked Ana, he came out all of his brown into her.
This is also why Pharah is brown, despite her "Father" being Canadian
>>94825676
L-lewd
>>94825030
>Rein has nobody to spend the holidays with
>Reads to Torb's children
Maybe Torb will be nice and promise the hand of one of his daughters.
>>94825676
>tfw you fuck a girl so good her daughter gets a friction burn
Most underrated ship
>>94818810
>>94821114
>>94821410
>>94822801
>>94824238
>>94824667
geez what a bitch Mcree was just being polite
>>94825030
>>tfw best ship will never be canon
whos to say it can't?
Pharah's dad could be dead Ana could move on and spend her golden years with Rein
>>94818180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtqGTn7PCBw
>>94816297
When Junkrat kills the hog, he says:
>Now we really know who's on top, don't we?
Hog has been violently raping Junkrat all along.
>>94817923
>German Doctor
>Valkyrie and Angel themes
>Reaper is angry at her because of her experiments on him.
She's a fucking rule 63 Mengele
>>94818666
There's a proper animated short coming tomorrow. She'll probably be there.
>>94824286
>Also there is some hints Roadhog is insecure/depressed in certain voice-lines.
>Your land is being given to omnics
>Try to bomb it
>Entire fucking continent is blown into a Mad Max movie
>Your family is dead
>You're now forced to wear a stupid pig mask to conceal your identity
>You roam the wasteland, killing and huffing gas
>Meet this annoying little shit
>>94826258
Orisa is CUTE!!!
>>94826448
Pharas dad isnt dead but he and Ana dont seem to be all that close, they come off as divorced if anything