>make a comic >"I always have to be right and everyone

I don't know, why don't you ask Fletcher Hanks?

>>94807331
Because the comic maker is desperate to be right, sees everyone else is as stupid and inserts so he can feel his wishes are fulfilled.

>>94807331
>Why do these exist?
>>self insert and wish fulfillment

You answered your own question.

>>94807331
This comic is so weird. So he just goes to India and all his problems are solved? Like he knows he can't pay for it so he probably can't stay there long. was he sparkle thing magic? Is the women he meets there magic? Why does the girl at the end want to lift weights to get people fired> HOW will she do that? It feels like this whole thing started out bad and unoriginal, but coherent. And then it turned into a scizophrenic mess. I honestly kind of want to know what happens next, just to make sense of what's going on.

>>94807331
This is parody right?

>>94807607
It's Thailand. If you've known any guys who went to Thiland they all fell in love with a girl who's "not really a prostitute".

>>94807331

As an Asian person this is super, super cringey

>>94807331

>Gets fired
>Travels overseas
>Visits foreign countries
>Still in McDonalds Manager uniform

>>94807607
You could substitute Thailand for literally any other country and it would still work because the point of the comics is that American women are shit.

>>94807664
Brand loyalty.

>JustUSthings

>>94807607
White man fantasy of leaving their shitty life and women that don't date them for an exotic land to marry a woman that will do whatever they want without talking back.
Of course, for this fantasy to work, what the Asian women are looking for is money, so I doubt a McDonals manager will ever actually get with this woman for more than a night, and that's if 'she' is not hiding a bulge under the skirt.

>>94807331
>manager asking his subordinate on a date

That's just begging for trouble

>>94807738
Either that or a visa.

Not idea why these people think that if all women in their country consider them pathetic, then these foreign ones will definitely thinks otherwise just because they are foreign. Unless you're dating a literal peasant girl from some shithole in the jungle or something.

>>94807798
>Unless you're dating a literal peasant girl from some shithole in the jungle or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaHrRVv0qwo

what a bitter lonely world

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>>94807331
>my goal is to bench press 200 lbs and get a man fired!

I don't know why, but this reminds me of Pan Pizza talking about crying while masturbating.

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>>94807887
>pan pizza talking about crying while masturbating

>>94807738
There are some countries in SE Asia like Philippines where the popularity of 1st world men over locals can't be explained purely by income gap. But that still doesn't mean that any random denizen of r/incels will have women throwing themselves at him.

>>94807388
I wouldn't piss of Fletcher Hanks.
He possibly killed a man in the woods.

>>94807915
He talked about how the girl watched his channel, so there's a good chance she actually saw this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZLDhCzIu3c

>>94808169
why did he post that?
Was there a follow up or something?

>>94807331
This has to be a parody.

>>94808949
Autism and not that I know of.

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>>94809972
I don't think it is. The internet has made it too easy for crazies to band together and reinforce each other's crazy ideas to the point where they're crazier than any satire.

>>94809972
Im afraid not
https://relampagofurioso.com/category/politically-incorrect-comics/

>>94807706

The sort of people that believe the OP's comic tend to have a particular thing for east asian women, though.

>>94807798
there's nothing wrong with marrying a peasant

>>94810930
Yeah, aside from massive language and socialization problems

>>94810930
Not saying it is, but when she realises how other men in your country are, she'll dump your fat ass too.

>>94807757

That's why when you're manager, you hit on someone of lesser power in another department like what happened to me

>>94807331
My dream wish fulfillment is being a good, nurturing parent with a child who needs to be nurtured and grown, bringing out their amazing potential.

>>94808125
Yeah but he's dead now
All he could do is rot at you

>>94808125
with his MIND

>>94808169
This is just depressing...

>>94810281
We should take all of those people, lure them in one place, then lure crazy sjws in the same place and lock them in and burn them all.

>>94807331
what strip generator did this dude use, it's been too long

was it this one https://www.pixton.com

>>94810281
The fuck is this guy even saying? Is he talking in code? It's like looking at an alien trying to communicate in english.

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>>94810281
>Incel
>FHO
>Femoid
>cake face

what

>>94813512
incel = involuntary celibate i.e. no one wants to fuck you

the rest i have no idea

>>94813082

>Wanting Stardust to go full hypercrisis on our world

>>94807331
For some reason I read that all in text-to-voice flat speech in my head

>>94807642
I slept with a Thai girl, and she literally was a prostitute, but we weren't in Thailand.

She was nice I suppose.

>>94813278
>and lock them in
I'd say watch them fight for dominance in their prison and livestream it.

>>94807331

>Guy don't understand that any woman in the world will find a way to reject him because he is out shape, plain ugly and unattractive, not because of feminism

>>94813512
"FHO" (Female Humanoid Organism) and "Femoid" is what they call women. This alone should give you an idea of how deep up their asses these guys are.

>>94813554
Why don't they hire a hooker?

>>94814180
When you've reached that point you need some serious counseling to extract it, making up a whole new brand of jargon just to support your fucked up mindset is bizarre.
Guess you can blame that on the echo chamber effect of the internet.

>>94807642
>>94807706
>>94813901
It's Cambodia you swine

>>94814330
As a guy with the same kind of problems I can assure you that most of them are simply too insecure to hire a hooker - although they will probably rationalize it with some insane ideological bullshit.

>Guess you can blame that on the echo chamber effect of the internet.
Well, their subreddit is private since they can't handle normies criticizing them.

>>94814580
... So, is she Chinese or Japanese?

>>94813989
>tfw this plan backfires and you have a video stream of history's worst orgy

>>94807331
>Asian women are superior than white women.

I see nothing wrong here

>>94814330
>Why don't they hire a hooker?
Sex is more than just the relations; sex is like a final exam that tests all the social skills one by one that you are supposed to have developed over the years in order to qualify as a functional person and be welcomed in the outside world. Normies naturally pass with flying colors, but socially awkward people cannot even understand the questions or even find the examination classroom.

>>94814932
Nah you're just a faggot.

I'm a social retard and I still got through the brothel experiences fine.

The only excuse you have is living in some tiny town somewhere.

>>94814932
It's pretty ironic how both incels and "chads"/"roasties" they contrast themselves with treat sex as something way more important than it actually is.

>>94814932
>>94815019
It's pride. So much that's wrong with the age is about 'pride'. Nothing but the alter of self and it's looking rather empty so we need to pile more gifts and prizes to themselves on there. More titles (why do you think the stereotypical SJW has more honorifics and self-laden descripives than the average french court?) Why do you think the easiest way to start a shitstorm inside white power groups is to say '______ light skinned european group isn't 'white?' Or how Muslims remain utterly unable to present any sort of unified military or political front because every clan and tribe is trying to backstab their neighbors as 'not proper muslims' so they can be the top of the fucken crab bucket.

We've all crawled so far up our own asses that we're mistaking our own heartbeat for the pulse of the world.

More 'accomplishments' and 'communities' of people who barely know eachother: white pride, black pride, gay pride, woman pride, national pride, nerd pride, furry pride, pride parades, twitter pride, reddit pride, 4chan pride, self-pride worldwide. Ironically you can use this 'social identity' to turn people's perceptions so inward that they're basically stuck in their own masturbatory echo chambers with so many layers of identity slathered on that they never 'develop' into a person because they can't even discern 'themselves' for all their identities they've accumulated, much less the world around them.

TLDR: It's not about reproduction, or the pleasure or even the 'act' it's about the 'honors' associated with it.

>>94807664
>fired
Suspended, not the same thing
he still quits, though, and why is he wearing it around Southeast Asia
maybe he thinks it'll help him get a chick by looking like he's some bigshot manager

>>94813512
>cake face
fat ass with a fat face

>>94815019
You literally don't understand the metaphor. Going to a brothel or hiring a prostitute would be like just buying your degree instead of taking the exam. Sure it seems like you got all you need but when you're on the job and you need to do something your degree says you can do you're even more fucked.

>>94807331
Are there more of that?

>>94813855
At least it might be entertaining

>>94816841
Awkward people fuck all the time without paying for it.

They fuck other awkward people, and generally they are pretty happy with it unless they buy into the idea that people can be ranked into objective categories and that they somehow deserve the best category for super vague reasons.

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>>94807331
>>94807393
>>94807607
>>94807664

These strips are autism incarnate

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>>94818099

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>>94807642
"girl"

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>>94818190

>>94807331
What the fuck is this

Is this autism?

>>94818099
It's like if Heathcliff and /r9k/ had a retarded baby.

>>94818190
and what the hell is up with the fucking skittles
is this american slang for something or is it literally the candy, Skittle(tm)?

>>94807331
what the fuck did I just read?

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>>94818569

R9k in comic form

>>94818290
it's like they have no sense of self awareness. they're stunningly obtuse.

This guy's got a real bee in his bonnet. I know there's no shortage of people like this, but he's basically rewritten the same comic like a dozen times.

>>94818099
Is 50 dollars meant to be an expansive wine?

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>>94818866
What.
Okay, no. I demand to know what the meaning of this is.

>>94818866

See, if you're a terrible political cartoonist, this is why you label everything to hell. At least it's better than your comic being literally incomprehensible.

>>94818933

Criminals should be kept in morgues and corpses should be kept in basketball courts.

>>94819013
I think it's supposed to be SJW attacking America and the police, terrorists and bankers being happy about it while the patriot is alarmed.
SO WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE TANK AND THE CANNON AND THE ANIMALS.

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>>94818933

I think the 4 figures in the background are supposed to represent the founders of society?
The feminist is kicking the foundation of society while the founders look on in what passes for horror in this comic.

I have no idea why the author chose to put this scene in the middle of the jungle or why there's a tank and a tiger facing off against a lion and a cannon.

Are they supposed to be the same characters everytime?

>>94818752
The comic is obviously made by someone who's never bought such a meal.

>>94819125

I think they're supposed to be archetypes, with no continuity between strips.

>>94818691
I think he just wants to fuck asian and mexican women

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RelampagoFurioso is the nice guy to end all nice guys

>>94819601
>>thicc

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I think this is the last one, the author delisted most of the strips once the internet at large took notice of Dirk.

>>94818364
Who the fuck puts a single cubicle in the middle of a fucking hallway?

>>94818099
I like this Dirk, he's relatable

>>94818866
>a blues brother, a redcoat, a generic arab, and a dominatrix policewoman stand smiling as bayonetta kicks over a table with dioramas on it while screaming "social justice". In the background prowls mighty creatures of the jungle - snakes, a lion, a tiger, a cannon, and a tank.
We need to frame it

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>>94820074
What is this fucking face

>>94820518
>tfw a cartoon isn't mean-spirited.

>>94807331
you feminist cucks can keep hating on this comic, but at least it speaks the truth. Probably one of the best comics out there

>>94819476
>Dirk isn't even black
At first I thought this was a poor set up, but then remembered their trip to africa

>>94820518
>Oh, I get it! A dirk penetrates things! Ha ha ha ha ha!

>>94818394
why are they sitting like that?

lol

>>94820743
Shut up Relampago.

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>>94818866
Holy fucking shit what am I fucking looking at.

>>94814330
because they want everyone to know that they "earned" it

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>>94820837
These are amazing.

>>94818099
>>94818125
>>94818157
>>94818190
>>94818215
these feel like fetish comics

This is so transparently beta-cuck woman-hating nonsense that I'm having a hard time believing they aren't elaborate parodies

>>94820837
WHAT'S WITH THE FUCKING HAMSTER

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>>94807738
>White man fantasy of leaving their shitty life and women that don't date them for an exotic land to marry a woman that will do whatever they want without talking back.
>>94807798
>Not idea why these people think that if all women in their country consider them pathetic, then these foreign ones will definitely thinks otherwise just because they are foreign.

>>94811767
Or a pre-existing relationship.

>>94810281
I REALLY want to believe that r/incels is some kind of elaborate performance art.

>>94820178
somebody who's never had a job

>>94821175
The author has an entire website dedicated to this kind of shit, if it's a parody it's a dedicated one.

relampagofurioso.com

>>94821366
People are so pathetic

>>94821475
Not, only first world people.

>>94820837
What the fuck kind of job pays enough for a mansion with a 3+ car garage and an indoor pool but can get shipped overseas?

>>94820178
It's supposed to be a dystopia, Anon.

>>94821366
there's a lot of dodgy statistics interpretation here that makes me want to discount this almost immediately

>pretending the comic in OP doesn't make a good point despite the mc being a pathetic self-insert
Ya'll faggots really are turning this place into /co/mblr.

>>94821656
what point is being made? Don't ask your direct subordinate out on a date like a retard? Asian women are better than white women?

>>94821656
/Co/ is tumblr, the rest of 4chan hate us.

>>94821686
I'm Mexican and I can say that whatever women are better than white women.

>>94810281
>chick fil a
>asked for a menu

???

>>94818866

This is magic

>>94818866
This looks like Deep Mind was made to use the stop bullying comics templates and whatever is trending on the internet to create a comic.

>>94818866
I would watch this cartoon, I would read this comic.

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>>94807798
Think it goes back as far as our European roots. Girls with low social status make for strictly better wives. Our forefathers founder the nation for liberties that conflict with family values, which is why the 60's nuclear family was made possibly exclusively by the presence and threat of the Cold War.

If the USSR was still around 90% of the problems with modern liberalism wouldn't happen. The communist brand of social justice is far more compatible with the American Dream than feminism and illiberalism that is only two steps away from full-blown anarchy.

>>94818201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI-1yjartA4

>>94818215
this one's actually almost funny

>>94818099
>Still wearing his work uniform.
Does this fucker bathe?

>>94818190
Femanons. If I buy you skittles would you suck my dick?

>>94819476
This fucker keeps marrying the same woman, keeps getting cucked by Dirk, divorces her, gets a qt foreign girl, then gets married with his wife again.

>>94823416
why?

>>94819054
The redcoats are US patriots now?

>>94818157
>don't have a thrombo, baby
haha, wat

I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE THESE COMICS NOW

>>94818866
wtf i love social justice now

>>94820743
back to r9k with you

>>94821640
Nobody wants an older woman if you can get a younger, double if she has kids.

>>94821428
Where've you at?

This the dobson thread?

>>94825221
that doesn't change that the statistics cited are all sorts of misleading

>>94820837
>I mean, just look at my lifestyle. So much better than yours.

Is that what this man believes people speaks like?

>>94813989
The incels would win. Feminists have outrage, but incels have that core of anger that eats away at everything.

>>94818933
Social Justice is kicking down the foundations of society. Watching on in horror is the Founding Father(s). Surrounding him are Corporations, Muslims and Authoritarians smiling.

I assume the snakes have something to do with the whole don't-tread-on-me thing, but I got nothing on the cats and war machines.

>>94826691
Fucks sake! Why would a Founding Father be drawn in a fucking British Royal Expedition uniform?! How can anyone make that mistake?

>>94826708
maybe it's George Washington during the French-Indian War

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>>94821696
and tumblr hates /co/ and /co/ hates tumblr and reddit and

Why does this look like those anti-bullying comics? And why are they hilarious? Help me understand /co/! HELP ME!

>>94820867
Ugh, I know. White men are gone but manspreading remains, typical...

>>94821656
You didn't respond to specific posts so I'm not sure what your issue is. Can anons criticize the art or his positive outlook on foreign women without being tumblr?

>>94818394
>implying homo erectus MAN didn't discover fire
I thought this comic was """"""redpilled""""""

>>94826823
oh you were there?

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>>94821656
>not being an incel makes you tumblr

get it over with and kill yourself already

>>94807331

>Why do these exist?

Because people write what they know, anon. And if you don't know much, you at least know what you like and what you think is right.

>>94816841
Nah, you're just pathetic and putting too much importance on getting laid. Its just some fun.

>>94818201
Why is Thailand specifically known for transsexual former men?

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Single Asian Female and Relampago should date.

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>>94827976
Sorry, bigger version...

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>>94827989
Lanny Liu X Relampago Furioso

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>>94828006

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>>94828017
Rob!
ROB!
R-O-B
O
B

>>94827976
>>94827989
>>94828006
>>94828017
This was made by an Asian guy right? He was angry at asian girls for dating white men

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>>94828026
Rob is my hero

>>94827976
Wasn't the Single Asian Female writer an asian dude?

Its so pathetic when some dude blatantly uses a female main character as his mouthpiece for this shit.

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>>94828036
#RobDidNothingWrong

>>94828028
Yes, he was basically ultra-asian-angry at nobody dating HIM, which is why this comic is relevant to this thread

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>>94828057
Rob is the best.

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>>94828078
Thus ends the Rob saga.

>>94807393
This and sprinkle some uncreativity on it. Most are uncreative in one way or another. So they use selfinserts or own views/life to have a hook to work on. But to master that your craftmanship should be good and cover that. Not everyone is a Kafka, Siegel&Shuster or Stan Lee to handle that well.

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>>94828096

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>>94828107

>>94807725
>Loyal to something that sees you as a replacable cog unless you're in the upper echelons of the company

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>>94828119
This is the last Single Asian Female strip that I was able to find.

It is long gone from the internet by now.

Rob made it into a 4chan banner once afair
The first panel from this >>94828036

It's really awesome how the strips are able to convey so much about the author.

>>94828151
HAPA kid? Half-Asian Part-Asian?

>>94828028
tbf dating stats are pretty rough for him in comparison.

>>94821686
The point that women in American have virtually become a protected class, while feminism has ironically set out to disempower men by robbing them of their equality.

>>94818368
Because the girl is femal(male)

>>94828078
>'I've always wondered what it would be like to have sex with an exotic oriental girl'
Literally no one on the face of this planet talks like this. No one.

>>94818866

this has a deeper meaning Im not smart enough to understand.

>>94828123
the sad state of late-stage capitalism is that even the upper echelons are just replaceable cogs too. the corporation is metaphorically and legally an entity unto itself, whose staff are little more than the microflora in its ravenous gut

>>94815560
Best post in thread. We need more quality posts like this. not even sarcastic

>>94818099
>worried that Dirk/Chad is "using" her
>literally says two panels ago that she is using him

>>94828953
It's almost as if the author were trying to describe her as selfish and hypocritical

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>>94828107
>like any other liberal arts degree, I can get a job

>>94819058
>I have no idea why the author chose to put this scene in the middle of the jungle or why there's a tank and a tiger facing off against a lion and a cannon.
those all symbolize post-society anarchy. 'law of the jungle' but with modern weapons

>>94818157
>relationshits
classic

>>94815560
This has been a thing since the dawn of human history so I'm not sure what point you're making.

Humans have always preened and puffed themselves up to stand above the rest. No one wants to be mediocre and everyone looks for some unique quality marking themselves out as an individual separate from the whole

>>94818190
>the skittles from earlier make a comeback
deepest lore

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>>94810281
>being incredibly offended over being called dude by a woman whos taking your order at chic-fil-a

hmmm I wonder why he cant get a date

>>94808169
oh my god, why would he post that jesus. if something is normal you usually don't have to say so a lot. is this guy a popular streamer? god i hope so

also
>she thought I only liked her cause I wanted to bang her, which is true
lol

>>94829424
Who quite literally gets TRIGGERED by being referd to as "dude" by a cashier?

>>94828179
It's a Hawaiin term for half breed/mixed race. Generally used only for half asians though.

>>94810281
>Why don't you link us their yelp page
Jesus christ are these cunts serious?

>>94810281
>would call them "sir" or "handsome"

kek

>>94818427
This guy is preaching the real truth. Shitting on roasties and 'sciencers', who follow 'science' and think science is synonymous with technology and don't read or understand methodology.

>>94821366
>sydney morning herald
>cock carousel
I probably just woke someone up with how much I laughed. This is fucking beautiful.

>>94808169
anyone have that comic of pan being disappointed that a loli wasn't Chris Hanson?

>>94821272
Yeah, I was having trouble as well. I guess it's supposed to mean that she has a hamster for a brain.

>>94807331
Is it bad this stinks of what Rick is to Dan?

>>94807331
I don't know why Marvel exists either.

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>>94828213
There's only two ways people like this see girls(male); disgust for being girls(male), or inane reverence for not being girls(female).

>>94827989
Maybe it's because your a fan of anti-white terrorists, given the book you're holding.

>>94830755
>"Want to go see Frozen with me?"
Dump that fuckin bitch.

>>94830755
talk about a one trap mind
carlos.jpeg

>>94830798
t. Asian man

>>94830831
Nah, Frozen is just a shitty movie.

>>94830755
Clearly what I need is a nice Finnish girl.

>>94819058
>>94829191
Nah, the thank is there in background probably because he couldn't find clipart for panther so he just used one for the Panther tank.

>>94830973
...whos mind works like that? I just can't understand anything about the nutter making these comics.

>>94831101
It's what happens when you spend too much time on the internet on boards that unironically say "Chad" and "Stacey" all the time.

>>94831194
You mean ''Dirk'' and ''FHO''?

>>94808949
No point in living in shame, it's not really as sad as it sounds.

>>94810930
>sullying your noble bloodline with a lowborn

>>94807738
That'd actually make this shitty comic interesting, if it turns out she has a penis and he's all "fuck it, bitch is otherwise perfect and I love anal."

>>94818099
Did Dirk ever get his skittles?
And what about Luigi? I'd like to hear more of his story

>>94830119
We have a fast food chain where it's obligatory for the cashiers to address all customers in a pompous archaic way. I cringe every time I go there.

>>94830755
that low key implication that finns are not white

>>94818099

Who buys someone 120$ worth of stuff on a date??!?!?

>>94832034
Forget that shit, WHAT ABOUT THE SKITTLES!?

>>94828195
doesn't mean he had to be autistic about it

>>94830831
t. single asian female

>>94831575
Believe me, the skittles come back in a big way, keep reading

>>94810281
>11) Those who continuously claim there are as many female incels in the same situation as male incels will receive a warning and then a ban. Most can agree that women can be incel in some rare situations such as extreme disfigurement, but their numbers do not come close to male incels

Ok, I agree that there is more dudes not being able to get laid than women but this whew boi this shit.

>>94810281
wtf is a femoid?

>>94833720
A female android?

>>94833498
Disregard that. I was reading the faq and the true fuckery begins with the actual posts. This is worse than /r9k/.

>>94830598
It means they think females have tiny rodent brains that respond to simple Pavlovian stimuli.

Hamsters learn that "push button = get pellet", Woman learns that "suck cock = get Skittles"

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>>94833903
Fuckin women, can't get enough of the goddamned skittles

>>94833903
If that's all it takes for some skittles I might have to try this too.

>>94833498
Do people perhaps even once consider that is their shitty personalities that put people off? Men and women and whatever else is inbetween.

>>94834163
>grape isn't even purple
who authorized this

>>94834786
no

for narcissists, it's always someone else who's the problem

>>94834786
Nah man, its all the bitches fault, has nothing to do with their own repellent personality, lack of basic common sense or generally poor hygiene.

>>94834790
Its to stop black people getting alcohol poisoning.

>>94822393
A B S O L U T E B A S E D M A N

>>94820518
Seems like a Cornella character.

No wonder he´s a pussy destroyer.

>>94828096
Lanny Liu leveled the fuck up
https://twitter.com/lannyliu

>>94818201
>>94822393
Wasn't there a guy that made a post about losing his virginity to a transsexual hooker.

The he revealed that they basically took his money then fucked him hard in the ass with him never getting to penetrate and the thread turned into people laughing at the guy for being a virgin with a bleeding asshole?

There's a screencap of it but never saved it.

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>>94807388
I love how fletcher hanks has to emphasize stardust's absolute control at all times. There's not a single moment anyone gives him any trouble or takes him by surprise.

My favorite line is from when he turns those people into rats and has a tiger chase them through the city into the ocean, to drown: "Stardust allows one of them to live". Because not a single second goes by that everyone on earth isn't in the power of Stardust.

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>>94835204
Yeah, found it.

>>94820947
autism

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>>94835182
Hm.

Maybe Ethan Lee tried to date Lanny Liu and wrote the comic that way so she sees the light and goes for his angry, bitter, dead-end-major micropenis.

I'm glad that she made it out and improved her craft.

>>94833903
>>94836551

does anyone know whatever happened to Ethan Lee? Is he still out there making terrible comics about Asian women?

>>94808169
there's something super comical about woody jumping everywhere while pan cries in the background

>>94834786

But they're such nice guys, Anon!

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>>94810281
>right in her fucking cunt cake face

>>94820518
Judging from his interactions in the comic, I think he might be autistic.

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>>94820837
>Dirk living like some kind of goblin in his house, hiding in the hallways half-naked

>>94821615
Being the guy who ships the jobs overseas, clearly.

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>>94807331
>ITT: comics that make you physically angry with their shittiness

>>94837487
>>94818933
God damn TWO (2) LISA images in one thread on /co/ of all places? This makes me happy for reasons that I do not feel like explaining

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The sad part is that these comics can be summed up so much more efficiently.

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>>94832932
Yeah sure whatever kidd

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>>94837658

>>94828026
>>94828036
>>94828078
Legend has it that if you stare into his shit-eating grin long enough, you will be able to speak fluent mandarin. This should allow you to impress any sexy oriental woman you desire.

>>94837658
>Dirk the house-elf
>instead of doing menial labor he does your wife

>>94839067
>implying shutting the harpy up for an hour isn't menial labor

>>94839079
>implying you couldn't just shut her up with a bag of skittles

>>94839412
Skittles cost money, Dirk does it F O R F R E E

>>94818427

>protestant priest
>Marie tatue

>>94818585

I just love how he can't even make a trident

>>94820074

Is that his daughter?

>>94821656

The is no point being made, it's just ultra beta reddit faggotry fantazing about two sides of an speectrum, but being too much of a sperg to see how both sides work

>>94819834
Holy shit this guy is the mirror to the sinfest guy

>>94839646

No, she showed up here >>94818157 first, just another person Dirk attracts with his skittles.

>>94821656

I'm not sure why Dirk is supposed to be a "jerk". He hasn't done anything that seems all that wrong, while, the protagonist is a whiny petulant child. He seems dull as dirt, while I bet Dirk is at least fun to be around.

>>94834163
>Skittles flavored vodka
What a time to be alive

The real punchline of the "Take This Job and Shove It" comic is that a day after the young man quit his job, his new "girlfriend" slipped him an hypnotic drug that knocked him out in his hotel room. She then let her confederates into the room, where they proceeded to extract the boy's major organs and place them on ice. Obviously he died in the process, and they sold the organs to a waiting black market dealer for the equivalent of US $400.

>>94818243

No worse... virginity

>>94841750
comics and cartoons, faggot

>>94841750
It doesn't say the single mom with 2 kids divorced and got custody, so she might be ok.

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>>94841785
Do not respond to /pol/bait posts
Sage /pol/bait threads

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>>94841785
but these images are more funny.

>>94841852
i'm not /pol/, i find this in bant.

>>94807331
Strawman shenanigans aside, that's a pretty accurate representation of how younger or working class women use sexual harassment complaints.
Never happened to me personally, but where I work its well known that hot guys can straight up grope girls on the floor and get away with it while most of the complaints are motivated by personal drama.

>>94841853
and they're not comics and cartoons so go post them on /r9k/

>>94841887
Do not respond to illiterate posts.
Sage illiterate threads.

>>94841900
ok, give me one minute to find funny cartoons and comic about this.

>>94841919
but you respond to illiterate posts in this moments, idiot.

>>94841954
Do not respond to copypasta and reposts.
Sage repost threads.

>>94841999
you respond to illiterate posts in this moment, idiot.

>>94828195
Apparently there's a whole subculture of Asian guys dating Black women these days.

>>94841853
Post the one from the left hand dude's perspective.

>>94841750
Swear to god the women on the right is Hilary Duff's sister

>>94841928
well?

>>94837990
But, you lose the good stuff like when he travels to foreign countries to be their version of Dirk. Well at least according to the guy who made Single Asian Female.

Anybody think he got that name after watching that Futurama episode about the old lawyer tv show?

>>94843375
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single_White_Female

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>>94807331
>>94818099
>>94818125
>>94818157
>>94818190
>>94818215
>>94818342
>>94818364
>>94818394
>>94818427
>>94818491
>>94818585
>>94818691
>>94818866
>>94819058
>>94819360
>>94819476
>>94819601
>>94819834
>>94820074
>>94820837

So basically all of these can be summed up with [pic].

>>94807331
I have no idea what message I am supposed to take away from this comic.

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>>94807331
That artist must be insecure to the point of insanity

>>94837935
I'm kinda interested in what that pic was in reference to

>>94844397
If I had to guess offhand, Mass Effect 3

>>94844408
Damn, good guess
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/320104698/#320125131

>>94818691
Libertarians are stupid assholes

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>>94807331
These comics would actually look more legitimate in the Stop Bullying editor

>>94833791
that would be gynoid

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>>94818866

>>94843913
Be like Dirk

>>94818125
That punchline ruined me. 11/10, would read again.

>>94807331
Cringe of the highest degree

>>94813278
And then they fuck and get along

>>94844781
Bitstrips was god tier

>>94807642
>Phnom Penh
>Thailand

Brush up on you geography, fag.

>>94808169
Imagine being that girl, logging onto his channel, and seeing that video.

>>94829519
Sorta, he's a popular cartoon reviewer.

>>94839958
Except he can't draw and was never good in the first place.

>>94846846
Sinfest was never good

>>94839067
There HAS to be some actual folklore creature like that.

Shame the "rare mythical creatures" thread hit bump limit yesterday.

>>94847047
ask /tg/, they'd probably know

>>94818342
I'm literally stupider for reading this.

>>94846858
Wrong. Glasses and Succubus were too pure for that comic.

>>94818866
Kelly does it again!

>>94847107
This.

Isn't redpill and bluepill taken directly from the Matrix?

What kind of faggot would use matrix terms seriously.

>>94843913
Women love skittles.

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>>94848832
You know exactly what kind of faggot, they're on this board every fucking day.

>all the jealous white sluts in this thread
Face it Sharon, Asian woman beat you in every category and there's more than enough for every white man to have his own.
You've been replaced.

>>94849310
OH NO PEOPLE WITH DIFFERENT OPINIONS ACTUALLY EXPRESSING THEM!!!!

>>94842153
That's not a subculture, that's desperate, lonely men scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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>>94849384
Oh shit watch out I just triggered one of those faggots now. Look out for his memes. They're SO offensive.

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>>94849396
The Asians' love for black women is a real thing.

>>94849407
>everything offends me
>everyone has to agree with me or they are(insert SJW buzzword here)
>people with different opinion have to go back to (insert SJW boogeyman site here)

/co/mblr folks!

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>>94849477
Wow you actually went ahead and spammed memes because you literally couldn't think of anything else.
I thought it was going to be funny but it turned out to just be sad.

>>94849477
look mom i posted it again and again and again but my grades are still ok

>>94807331
yeah if the this wasnt a parody or written by a feminist i'd be very very surprised

>>94810281
femoid? fho? this cant be real

>>94818125
>I guess this is my new home.

>>94830119
>>94831782
Similar, but I just do it out of habit. It's a fast way to address them in a way that sounds professionalish.
Plus, people generally turn to "sir/ma'am" though they might not to a less formal name.

>>94821824
This but unironically. I believe it is literally a spell.

>>94830755
The Finnish GF is perfect.

Wait a second, I don't understand
So here >>94818157 the message seems to be "b-but I'm a nice guy and I treat women like princesses why does Dirk get away with it"
And then >>94818190 features feminist numales doing the same, this time mocking instead of sympathizing
What even is the message here?

>>94849310
>Trump supporters are kids
>except when they're actually old people

Stay salty friend

>>94807331
Becomes millennials are an evolutionary dead-end.

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>>94850048
Woah looks like we got another triggered one here, lads.

>>94828151
>i'm sure there are several

fucking lost

>>94849885
Unfortunately it is. Yeah, some of the subscribers are in there for the lulz, but there is still an alarming number of Elliot Rodger wannabes who try to make up for lack of murder by the degree of insanity.

>>94850043
"B-but I'm a real nice guy unlike those disgusting mouthbreathing feminist neckbeards"

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Well /co/?