Spongebob Online thread:
New expansion! New things include:
>Magic pencil droprate decreased to keep newfags from camping around Squidward's House and drawing dicks
>Bigger boot droprate increased heavily for all bosses, Cyclops can now invade any boss in the entire game
>New Trench area, the absolute hardest area in the game, even harder than Rock Bottom and Olympus, with all the enemies in it being harder versions of earlier bosses
>Patrick now has multiple consumables that increase his wumbo stat, such as pickles
>New mini squidward action figure that can distract newfags from the loss of the Magic Pencil
Discuss.
Quit making game up OP, we're trying to play Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy.
>tfw I can't get Nazz's affection level past 50%
Is there an item I'm missing? I already got the monkey mask and the Canadian Toy
>>94804437
Anyways, the progress is locked up to 75% until the next patch
>>94804437
shut up kid we've been in beta for months
>>94803716
my personal favorite combat tactic is the DEAUUUGH status you can inflict using fried oyster skins or bad sundaes
also THANK YOU for lowering the droprate on those pencils, if I had to fight one more phallic object I was going to scream
You're trying too hard to do this. Maybe less use of "newfags" and make it read more like real patch notes. You tried, but you completely missed the point of what makes these threads halfway decent.
I love Spongebob Online
Decapod masterrace!!!