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Shit guys, I just found out there's a solar eclipse tomorrow

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Shit guys, I just found out there's a solar eclipse tomorrow and I haven't made preparations

Without my fire bending, how can I defend myself from looting and rioting water niggers?
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>>94802653
Saying that water tribe characters are black people will never be funny.
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>>94802653
Get a sharpened piece of metal, preferable long with a point at the end. If you have time, try forging it first
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Make a bunch of those big fucking balloon things you literal roasties love and live in them for a bit.
>>94802675
He didn't say black people.
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>>94802653
Set the whole island on fire before the eclipse
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It's only an hour long suck it up you fire baby
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>>94802653
MFW there are literal firebenders marching around in America today. Disgraceful.
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>>94802653
They can't kill you tomorrow if you kill them today.
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>>94804096
Upbended.
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>>94802653
There's no defense, we're coming for you Smokey.
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>>94802700
>Make a bunch of those big fucking balloon things you literal roasties love and live in them for a bit.
They need firebending to keep them afloat.
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>>94805977
What if they rubbed two sticks together?
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>>94805989
Then they'd be gay, and that's illegal in the fire nation.
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>>94802675
>he can't into some good old fashioned fictional racism
It's the only way to have some fun racial banter anymore without stormfags and sjws start pissing themselves over some dumb shit.
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>>94802653
Punch the shit out of some fish. I heard it kills the moon which is the source of the wet brownos powers.
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>>94803981
Well, It's actually 2 Minutes long
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>>94806937
>He doesn't realize how much damage those dirty ocean monkeys can do in less than 2 minutes
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>>94806962
This. I am an Earthbender and let me tell you once our earth turns to Mud its shit to bend. I mean yeah we have rocks but depending on where you live and how good your bending is those waterniggers can fuck your shit up.

>>94802653
OP. I would get a couple of Dai-li agents. Those guys are the elite in earthbending. Give them a pebble and some sand and they will fuck your shit up. Hiring two out for the day will put you on a ramen noodle budget for a month or two but its worth it.
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>>94806881
It's the same joke again and again.
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Alright OP, here's an idea. You know that weird blasting powder some nerds came up with? Try getting a big sturdy metal tube, sticking some of that in it and then shoving a bunch of metal crap down there with it. Then light it with a match, or some spark rocks or something. Filthy seamonkeys will never see it coming.
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>>94802675
never *not be funny
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>>94802675
Shut up Wet.
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