>hurr I punched da notzees for amurricuh
>what in tarnation is twitter??
Why do people still pretend this guy embodies America when he's literally everything but?
Not this shite thread again. Christ OP.
>>94782191
yes, you can only be A True American if you're constantly immersing yourself in vapid pop culture bullshit. if you're not watching game of thrones every week then you're not really american, are you?
>>94782191
"Do you even know what BREITBART is, (((Captain)))?"
>>94782191
Probably for the same reasons you pretend to be heterosexual.
Did you even WATCH The Emoji Movie, Captain?
>>94782191
He's not what America Is, he's what America Could Be.
>>94782191
>Nascar and Simpsons is American
Get the fuck out of here.
>>94782191
This is the kind of shit that made him a Nazi.
>>94782191
Anyone have the edit? where he BTFO her and actually responds rather than going mute?
>>94782191
>you're not an American if you don't use Twitter
That's a frightening thought.
>>94782498
This?
>>94782563
Thats the one, thanks anon.
>>94782563
I want a shirt.
>>94782563
What a shitlord.
>>94782191
>Myspace and American Idol
Ah, yes, both things that are really hip with the kids these days.
>>94782563
>This mansplaining