What do i have to do to aquire 5th dimensional reality warping powers, travel to a parallel universe, and fuck with superman
>>94769912
It's very simple: just masturbate 6 times a day for a week, clap your hands, believe real hard, and then kill yourself. You may need to repeat the process a couple of times. Results may vary.
Become a writer and write a story about you fucking with Superman
You may have to get Lois out of the way first.