How quickly would the Defenders have taken out the hand if Spider-Man

>>94747361
Working with him would be a fucking hell for the Defenders and would make shit unbearable.
Imagine they have to take their time to babysit this fucking asshole as he goes through his "quirky nerd" shtick. Putting up with his arrogant attitude and complete incompetence would be unbearable. This dumb ass is liable to get everyone webbed up in a hallway. He's a showoff in the worst way and would cause a fuckton of damage that the rest of them would have to try sorting out.
Fuck no. They're better off without him.

>>94747361
>try to take down Hand
>get shot

>>94747591
Spidey sense won't let that happen.

>>94747591
>try to punch the hand
>get shot

>>94747629
MCU Spider-Man doesn't have spider sense. He couldn't even fucking sense a fat guy in his room using his own eyeballs.

>>94747629
>try to fight Shocker with spidey sense
>get punched

>try to use spidey sense to not get shot
>get shot

>>94747674
I don't think spider-man's ever gotten hurt by an actual bullet in the mcu. Besides, most of the hand uses melee attacks, and I doubt any of the members are as strong as the Winter solider, who spider-man juggled easily in Civil War.

>>94747717
>I don't think spider-man's ever gotten hurt by an actual bullet in the mcu
No one's ever actually shot at him. But he's been hit by things much, much slower than bullets (like Shocker's fist, Falcon's drone, and Cap's shield), so this shouldn't be a problem.
>Besides, most of the hand uses melee attacks,
They still have guys with guns. With as careless as MCU Spider-Man is shown to be, the question is not if he'll get shot, but when.

>>94747361
>takes down gun wielding foes with complete impunity
>takes down anyone not in powered armor with complete ease
any fight where he isnt completely blind sided would end very quickly

he would have the strength of luke cage, and more agility than daredevil, and more book smarts than any of them
he was from queens, so he isnt short on street smarts, but in any case he would be part of team that would cover his lack of experience

>>94747868
>street smarts
You mean the guy who forgets to lock doors when he needs privacy and tries intimidating a hardened criminal when he sounds like a girl?

>>94747557
>Imagine they have to take their time to babysit this fucking asshole as he goes through his "quirky nerd" shtick.
So the same thing they went with Danny and his hand angst?

>>94747557
even an insufferable genius is still a genius, and super strength, speed, reaction time, incredibly strong webbing, would still find a ton of utility even if you cant stand him

and he isnt really mean or a jerk, mostly over eager and enthusiastic

>>94747658
Clearly used it in Civil War and Homecoming director didn't say he doesn't have it, just that they didn't want to focus on it as a slo-mo win button.

But would they force him to unmask like they did with Matt?

>>94748151
They don't need another Danny and at least Danny isn't tripping over gadgets he didn't invent.
>>94748204
>he isnt really mean or a jerk,
Flash's stolen and then totaled car says hello
>>94748301
People who know he's Spider-Man
>Tony Stark
>Ned
>Vulture
>Aunt May
Wouldn't be that big a deal and they probably would.

>>94747557
Oh hey Flash, still bummed about your dad's car?

>>94748383
>Flash's stolen and then totaled car says hello
he needed a ride
and while he isnt malicious, he still only human, and subject to petty revenge
that doesnt mean it is his standard state of mind

>>94748383
>Flash's stolen and then totaled car says hello
Imagine hating Disney so much you come up with this insane logic just to shit on something you don't like. Sad.

>>94748383
>and at least Danny isn't tripping over gadgets he didn't invent.
Yeah, he's just tripping his punch over Matt's face. The point is that they're already dealing with a dumb manchild and they went through it just fine, and unlike Danny-boy Peter would actually respect his elders.

>>94748475
>respects his elders
Tony GAVE him the suit and gadgets out of the goodness of his heart, and the first thing he does is disobey orders because he's just GOT to prove he can roll with the big boys. They didn't need Peter there too. You don't think it wouldn't get to his head that he's the strongest person there? When he gets arrogant he gets sloppy and gets people nearly killed.
>>94748418
He's also an immature kid and he's not going to fit in here at all. He'd be better off stopping bike robbers.

>>94747658
Spider sense is in Civil War, only when it's a danger coming at him though. Fat dude wasn't causing danger.

Imagine trying the masturbate and your spider sense goes off everytime Aunt May moves around the apartment or the dude upstairs starts stomping around.

>>94748634
>You don't think it wouldn't get to his head that he's the strongest person there?
What the fuck are you smoking, nigger? That's nowhere close MCU's Peter.
And after Homecoming he acknowledges he's not ready for Avengers stuff and decides to continue with street level crime fighting, so no, he wouldn't be an arrogant little shit that puts everybody in danger by being reckless.
>He's also an immature kid and he's not going to fit in here at all
Once again: Danny.

You have a very weird hateboner for MCU Pete, anon. It's not healthy.

>>94748418
You don't understand, the entire point was to show how much of a dick Peter could be as Spider-Man.
It always amazes me how nobody realizes that how Peter acted up until the building scene was how to NOT be Spider-Man. The movie made it painfully clear.

>>94748646
That sounds thrilling.