When you die do you get to go to a fictional world of your choosing

>>94705667
>When you die do you get to go to a fictional world of your choosing and fuck their women?

*When you die, do you get to go to a fictional world of your choosing, and fuck their women?

>>94705667
probably not. you just get to experience nothingness

>>94705667
You just described mormonism son

>>94705763
>You just described mormonism son

*You just described Mormonism, son.

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>>94705667

>>94705893
Why do you keep doing this?

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This sadly a better sounding after death idea than most religions.

>>94705957
>This sadly a better sounding

>>94705990
Why do you keep doing this?

>>94705948
>Why do you keep doing this?

*why do you keep doing this

>>94706030
Why do you keep doing this?

>>94705667
No, that's retarded.

>>94705711
Is this a new meme, or is there a grammarbot online now? I've seen this sort of posting across all boards in the past day or so.

>>94705667
Yes, but only with Allah

>>94705667

So you go to Hell?

>>94705667
I wish, but I wouldn't want to fuck that ugly tumblr thing.

>>94705667
Yeah. And the only way to achieve this is to shoot up a mall near you for your waifu and then kill yourself.

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>>94705667
>When you die do you get to go to a fictional world of your choosing and fuck their women?
back to >>>/mlp/ with you

>>94705711
I don't think that second comma is proper.

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I always thought that after you die you were sent back to the main menu where you're able to choose if you want to reload the last save or create a new character

YAEH BRAH YOU CAN JUST RUN AROUND NAKED AND FUCK ALL THE WOMEN YOU LIKE!!
Get fucked virgin.

>>94705893
>>94705948
>>94705990
>>94705999
>>94706030
>>94706032
stop

>>94707033
Is this a Blackadder reference?

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I would like if American Dad's, "Personal Heaven", was how the afterlife worked.

>>94707089
It's not.

>>94705711
If you're gonna be a grammarfag, at least do your job right.

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>>94705667
>live in samus's spaceship
>be her slave
>only there to keep her company when she feels like she needs someone to talk to
>never let off the ship
>she fucks you like a vicious beast any time she needs to blow off steam

Sign me up.

>>94707468
This I wanna the horse

I hope so

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Yes

>>94707468
>American Dad's, "Personal Heaven", was how the afterlife worked.
How does that work?

>>94710902
Basically, its pretty much whatever you perceive as your own heaven, that has everything you want.

Stan's heaven was just living his life with his family.
Except Klaus is dead

>>94705667
Nice try Randy

>>94705893
Dum dum dum dum dum!

>>94705667
Nothing exists after you bite the dust, so no.

>>94712686
That's more or less how I imagine an afterlife being, where all your desires and dreams can be fully explored with zero consequences.

You wanna be a Pokemon master and have a Gardevoir harem at your beck and call? You can have it. You want to ride a dragon through the snowy mists of Skyrim? Go for it. You want to spend your time shitposting on 4chan, and every time you do you get a hundred thousand (You)s? This is Heaven, m8, and you can have all of these options and more. You are, in essence, a god.

Unfortunately, I've also started thinking that if this was actually the case, it would only be in your head in the seconds before you die, and eventually you just fade away into nothing, which frightens me more than anything else

>>94705893
>>you just described Mormonism son

>*you just described Mormonism, son

*you just described Mormonism son.

Pardon myself, but doesn't a comma in a short sentence disrupt its flow by creating an unnecessary pause for the reader?

>>94713187
Nah, obviously, after you've had your fill of love and happiness you can jump back into the Reincarnation stream for a challenge.

>>94707511
Samus never really struck me as one to have a vicious night with anyone.

>>94705667
Ask ghost boy

>>94714016
>memories of Heaven don't stay with you, but personality traits gained during your stay do (courage from besting a thousand trolls in battle, social confidence from being glib with the people in your fantasies, etc.)
>those who reincarnate become successful individuals because of their stint in Heaven, even if they don't realize it

>>94714263
God I hope new game plus is a thing in the afterlife.

>become total chad mode
>get the lead role in my high school play
>date all the girls who turned me down, and then throw them away, Fuck those hoes.
>go on to become a successful businessman.

>>94714263
>>94714655
>Hell is the place you go to be punished and reflect on your actions
>After your sentence is served, you get reincarnated without all your stats
Sounds neat

Nah, I'll just stick with Heaven.

>>94713187
>spoiler
Yeah I've had that fear too

If there is an afterlife I hope I end up in one that's pretty much like this reality with a few quirks. I wouldn't be able to stand a place that's so stupidly positive for eternity.

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>>94705893
>>94705763
Don't you mean Mormorrison?

They have stuff better than sex in heaven.