>going out to find new JL figures >parademon.jpg >leaving

>>94701398
looks like shit
why would you even want it

That's what you get for living in your hometown and never moving out, anon

>>94701495
Because i really liked the parademon design. I dont know i like aliens

>>94701398
you just got caught buying toys for kids 10-15 years younger you by someone you knew in middle school. you probably look like a fat pedophile too. neck yourself my guy

>>94701398

She didn't think you were buying a toy for yourself. She probably assumed it was for your nephew or something.

She was just mad that you took his attention away from her.

>>94701659
This.

>>94701627
I've actually found that /co/, and this site as a whole, isn't NEARLY as fat as you'd expect it to be. Most of the people here seem to be either extremely thin or merely pudgy. We don't have a lot of hogmen; some, true, but not a lot.

>>94701398
>Get made fun of for buying a figure
>It's a shitty Parademon at that
You earned your life.

>>94701398
The parademons are actually green? I thought they were Snyder favorite grey brown mud volor. Did When fix them with color correcttion?

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>>94703047
There making a grey color one later on in the line

You know, I'm not really all that impressed with this movie's parademon design. They're not quite as monstrous as I wished they were.

>>94703179
They actually look like Parademons, I'll give him that.
Dunno if I approve of the organic texture they're going for these New Gods characters, though.

>>94701516
There's probably going to be a better figure of it at some point man

Well, fuck her. Not your fault she has no interests besides smoking weed, fucking Chad and posting selfies on Facebook.

Even if you're an ugly, fat, pimple faced fuck with no friends and no job having a hobby you know a lot about makes you ten times as interesting as Chad and Heather McGangbang.

Chad sounds like a nice guy, to be fair. He would probably think your figures are pretty cool.

>>94701398
Buy a birthday card next time, it'll look like you're actually buying it for a kid.

Or, alternatively, find better toys online for cheaper, that Parademon looks like shit.

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>>94703248
Yeah, he seemed alot nicer then he was in middle school. I just am an introvert so talking to people kinda weirds me out though.

>>94703301
Im getting a bunch of 90s he man figures in the mail tomorrow. Ill post them on /co/ when i get them. I normally buy shit online more anyways but the parademon was double on ebay
>but its shit
I know, but its cute and i like getting the bad guys from superhero movies

>>94703330
the gun is on wrong isn't it?

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>>94703406
No, ots how he holds it

>>94703358
There is a toy board, y'know.

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>>94701398
>atleast i have my parademon

>>94703450
Don't tell him that, we don't want him there.

>>94703437
seems counter intuitive to have the back part at all, like if anything you'd want to shield the fingers so it wouldn't fire accidentally or something not protect the back of your hand. also it looks clumsy.

>>94703485
But he's adorable, look at the way he posts, it's like a puppy

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>>94703561
>anon calls me cute
T-thank you

>>94701398
>JL Parademon looks like Ryan Reynolds GL
Did they reuse all the unsold GL figures?

>>94701398
Probably disgusted with your taste in toys. Why would you buy a kid oriented, shit detail, unreleased tactigrim blandified normie movie version of a Parademon in a fucking Toys 'r Us? A halfway decent human being would buy a DC Direct Parademon and support his local comic shop.