How can I get Zim to love me?

He's not real, but if he was anon, just flatter his ego and then when he's comfortable with you touching him, move your hands under his uniform vest, touch him gently and go lower and tug the hem of his latex tights.
pull them down.
Just get on with it and take his irken manhood into your mouth.

Yeah I'm telling you to worship him to that point. Lewd.

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>claims Irkens cannot feel love
>first words were "I love you"
what did they mean by this

>>94688539
he is defective and crazy, even for irken standard

He only exists in his own cartoon/comic and the purpose of it is to be funny, so how could you make it funny for him to love you?

>>94687685
Why are girls so eager to date psychopaths just because they're "confident"?

>>94688964
Women fantasize about fictional and sensationalized criminals because they think it would prove how special they were if an unfeeling lizard brained monster fell in love with only her because she was so beautiful and different.

Do what all the other hambeasts do, create a self insert and draw her getting her waffles cheesed all over by Zim's 12 inch spork. Post that shit on Deviantart, and wah-lah.

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>>94687685
But he's an ALIEN! An insane, planet-conquering ALIEN!

>>94689224
>But he's an ALIEN! An insane, planet-conquering ALIEN!
Jesus Christ you demented incel, why can't you just accuse him of being "Chad" like your fellow creepy virgins?
>being this much of an asshole because Zim has a slight skin condition
What planet does he come from? Your giant planet-sized head?

>>94689014
That makes some sense, thank you.

>>94689224
>he says this while being next to a alien
What did he mean by this?

>>94689224
ur mums an alien

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>>94687979

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>>94689740
"the enemy of my enemy", etc.

>>94689224
crazy child

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>>94689224
LOOK AT THIS DUMBASS AND LAUGH

>>94692730
damn that's hot

>>94693115
considering how pollution in earth water burns irken skin yes
yes it is hot

>>94688964
>>94689014
>Implying OP is a woman

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>>94691446
uh-huh, right

>>94694360
Gay boys do the same thing for the same reason.
Straight men tend not to fantasize like this about villainous women because they're a little less masochistic and submissive usually.

>>94688857
Because the idea of someone loving me is a joke.

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>>94694778
>Massive and unsourced generalities
Good going anon

Also
>This guy doesn't want a Villainous woman

He has some major mommy/daddy issues.
Remember his "I love you cold unfeeling robot arm"? And how happy he seemed for a second during parents night when his robot parents seemed to love him?
And his infatuation with gaining the Tallests' approval?
You gotta be his daddy, anon. Get him to respect you and he'll be able to see you as a paternal figure.

>>94694990
Look at villain rule 34, and compare it to villainess rule 34.
Most of category one with be the villain acting in character, like a bastard- flinging knives around, being threatening, etc.
Most of category two is the villainess acting like an airheaded sex kitten. Western yandere is almost unheard of but for here.

Stereotypes exist for a reason, even if you happen to fall into a niche category and many in here will because this is a weird board for perverts.

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>>94694855
>tfw you know the feel

>>94692730
This gag always makes me laugh.
The entire episode is a fucking gem.

>>94695092
>Look at amount of porn
Really scientific method of study. Maybe we should look at interracial porn next to study ethnic attitudes.

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goddammit guys this is what killed the bee movie thread
Question for the thread - What is your favorite episode?

>>94695377
The porn, fanfic, etc is the only evidence to reference about fantasies about cartoon characters you fucking pedantic maniac.
Nobody has, nobody will make a fucking study about why you want Maleficent to torture your cock and balls, there is no scientific journal of femdom.

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>>94695032

>>94695467
This is not my favorite, but I rarely see anyone discuss it.
I like "Evicted!" because it's nicer to most of the characters and for once that's pretty refreshing.
I like seeing Dib finally meet someone who believes in aliens (or that at least pretends to before he actually does), I like the aliens that came to Earth at Dib's call, and I fucking loved how in the end all Dib managed to do was to get rid of his only ally and supply Zim with a vast arsenal of superweapons.

>>94695496
>reminder Zim is as old as Red and Purple

>>94695586
yeah, but they're taller.

>>94695715
And Sizz Lord is taller AND older. He should be the one in charge.

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>>94695715
Only because they put chemicals in the snacks to keep everyone else short and gay

>>94695796
The Control Brains couldn't handle his HIGH IRKEN VITALITY

>>94695796
he's in charge of everything he wants to be in charge of.

>>94695467
>What is your favorite episode?
Dark Harvest
Tak The Hideous New Girl
Backseat Drivers From Beyond the Stars
The Frycook What Came From All That Space
The Most Horrible X-Mas Ever

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>>94695304
yeah The Wettening was the best episode

>>94696445
By that list I intuit you feel Invader Zim should have had 20 minute long episodes instead of a 11 minute format.

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>>94696714
I'm not saying that should've been standard format, but it did give time to allow more complex storytelling and worldbuilding.

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>>94687685
Get off /co/, Gaz.

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thread needs some THICC

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>>94697907
how thicc?

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>>94698148
EXTRA THICC

>>94698232
Man, this reminds me I've finally gotten the Gaz pic I commissioned. Best invested 25$ of my life.

>>94698437
well share it with the class

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>>94698232

Left or right?

>>94687685
I was always more of a Tak/Zim guy in my youth. Redpill on why Gaz/Zim is better.

>>94699628
left

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>>94699652
Two awful, petty people who don't really have any direct issues with each other (which is better than most people on the show)
also have some oc

>>94698827
Still waiting for it to be uploaded.
Keep your eyes on this guy http://feathers-butts.tumblr.com/ and it will come out eventually.

>>94699628
Motherfucker...
Left, I think. Because I'm more curious about how Gaz's moans sound than Tak's.

>>94699652
They are quite different, but also pretty similar.
Zim is loud and energetic, always moving and always scheming. Gaz is quiet, introspective and a lazy fuck. Even when something gets her going, she'll still be very quiet.
However, they both hate Dib with passion and enjoy seeing him suffering. Getting a bit Freudian here, Gaz is a daddy's girl, and Membrane is a man of unconventional genius. Zim is also an unconventional genius.
You also have the misanthropy in general.

>>94699628
Right if she changed her disguise's hair back
sidecut is terrible desu

>>94699987
10/10 anon

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>>94700513
Made some more in the downtime between threads
personal headcanon is that zim, still programmed for food service, is an amazing cook

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>>94700579
also teenage Gaz driving Zim home from school on a rainy day
Gaz is usually a surprisingly calm, safe driver, but when Zim is in the car, she becomes the most angry, defensive driver on the planet, viewing every other driver as an imminent threat, and viewing the act of someone cutting in front of her without using their blinkers as a personal attack. She claims that she always drives like this, but Zim doesn't believe her.

Other students have asked her why she has a booster seat in the front passenger side of her car, to which she invariably replies, "Why don't you have one?"

>>94699999
excellent digits

>>94700742
cute!
what kind of car does gaz drive?

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>>94700835
A Humvee, """"borrowed"""" from the military, with onboard flamethrowers in case of theft or heavy traffic, and lead lining in case of nuclear holocaust.
Membrane only wants the best for his little girl.

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ZAGR is best ship

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>>94701363
I prefer its sistership, but both are excellent taste

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>>94701363

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This character right here is basically Zim if he was gay /flamboyant and had superpowers.

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>>94701907
This character right here is basically Zim if he were a sentient rock

YOU'RE AFTER MY ROBOT BEE

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>>94702118
what was his endgame?

>>94702635
He was the prototype for Minimoose

>>94702812
how deep is zim lore?

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>>94703180
I think you need a QUICK RUNDOWN
>the Eyeballs bow to Membrane
>in contact with Irkens
>rumored to possess laser powers
>controls vort with an iron fist
>owns anti-Santa arsenals all over the world
>direct descendant of the ancient scientific blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Blorch (Membranegrad will be the first city)
>in the process of terraforming Callnowia as his personal planet
>owns basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Membrane babies
>said to have 400+ IQ
>ancient Indian sculptures tell of an angel who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with him
>This is Membrane
>He owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Membrabots inside you right now
>Every child has the mark of the Mem implanted in them at birth
>Membrane is in regular communication with the Tallest Red and Purple, forwarding the word of Irk to the Orthodox Church
>Discovered Super Toast
>Learned fluent Vortian in under a week
>Agent Darkbootie allows him full access to the evidence of Horrible Painful Overload Day within the pyramids
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with him. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Membrane
>The man is 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang (from before which there was NOTHING) to the end of the universe (when it will eventually IMPLODE IN ON ITSELF)
>He has been able to access the Meekrob record since birth, and has spoken about what he saw while he was a newborn
>Membrane will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace, and SCIENCE

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>>94703240
You forgot the part where he vanquished the Infinite Energy Aborbing Blob-thing and saved Almighty Tallest Miyuki before siring two superbabies with her and settling down in suburbia.

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>>94703240
>>94703668

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Gaz is cute

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>>94703240
>>94703668
OH THAT'S STUPID

why is the artstyle MAXIMUM COMFY?

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>>94706052
>Zim artstyle
>comfy
not the word i would use to describe it

>>94700466
>fucking aliens
Is your last name Membrane, by any chance?

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>>94687685
>>94697158
>that first reply to the thread
oh baby

>>94701668
>Someone made a reaction image from my fanart.

I'm moving up in the world.

>>94705529
REALLY STUPID

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bump

>>94703240
>>94703668
give more zimpill

why does every invader zim thread turn into a shipping thread

>>94687685
What the hell are he and Gir eating?

Is that an Irken snack? Because it looks like they're eating chalk

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>>94710763
Because shipping and lore are the only things we have to talk about. But really, who cares? It's fun.

>>94705529
You're right, it is stupid- Membrane didn't kill the Infinite Energy Absorbing Blob, it erased itself from existence after devouring spacetime, so it technically never did anything bad in the first place. Miyuki simply crash-landed in Membrane's backyard

>>94708071
>Captain Vidya
I love you

>>94710969
>He's never had Fun Dip

>>94711058
the fuck is Fun Dip?

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>>94711105
It's candy, been around since the 1940's.

Sugar sticks that come with a pouch of powdered flavor. You dip them and suck on them.

>>94711182
wow... it's literally nothing but sugar. You're using sugar....to eat colored sugar.

Were your parents fucking insane, or were they trying to turn you into a diabetic as an experiment?

>>94711201
Well, it's been around since my grandparents were kids and they all turned out fine...

It's not something you'd eat every day, but it makes for a good treat every now and then. Irken physiology is different, though, and they seem to need more sugars and carbs.

>>94711201
it's probably just as much sugar as a can of soda, just without the carbonated water.

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>page 9

>>94693115
I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO!

>>94711201
hey, fun dip is amazing, i snort it everyday

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>>94712629

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>>94711058
>it erased itself from existence after devouring spacetime, so it technically never did anything bad in the first place.
Actually, that makes somewhat sense considering noone else seemed to remember Miyuki and Spork's deaths until it was recovered from Zim's PAK during The Trial.

>>94708071
nice

>>94710572
Count Cocoafang is a fake

>>94699628
yes

>>94714512
There was one of these with Gaz but I can't find. Made me realised how much more expressive she is in the comic.

>>94695568
Thats Vindicated my bro

Evicted is when you get kicked out of your house

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>>94719634

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>>94719634
anon that is silly
hybrids can't be clones

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>>94719634

>>94719634
Well played.

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>>94713992
If that's the case and Miyuki somehow ended up on Earth, what happened to Spork?

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>>94720975
He also landed on Earth. In order to make his way back to Irk, he put himself into a position in which he would have access to both space travel and extraterrestrial data.

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>>94721100
digits confirm

What would Zim's dick be like if he had one?

>>94723116
Small and angry

>>94723116
We've already discussed that in the last thread. It would be cartoonishly massive and humongous compared to his body because that would be hilarious.

>>94723116
it's monstrously huge, as Irken genital size is inversely proportional to their height,
also because as >>94723434 points out it would be hilarious

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>>94723434
>>94723716

>>94723769
see >>94701668 for another appropriate reaction to that

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>>94723116
These
>>94723434
>>94723716
but also segmented and curved, like their tongue

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>>94724471
warning: lewd

>>94725314
Perfection

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>>94725422
bonus

>>94724471
>>94725314
>>94725631
honestly I was thinking it'd look more like this;

https://files.catbox.moe/e2qdbd.png

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>>94725631
Later that weekend...

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>>94726462
>Membrane and Miyuki think Dib's gay now
Maybe that was Gaz's plan all along.

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>>94695496
>>94713992
>>94720975
>>94726462
Invadercon reading notwithstanding, how do you imagine Miyuki and Spork talking? Who would be your ideal voices for them?

>>94726969
>Miyuki
Received Pronunciation English
>Spork
GILBERT GOTTFRIED

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>>94726969
I always saw them as polar opposites:
>Miyuki has a refined and eloquent manner of speaking, complete with a posh British accent
>Spork is brash and impulsive, and is one to trip over his own words barking orders to the masses

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Well, I'm off to bed now
goodnight thread, try not to die while I'm asleep

>>94727393
sleep tight bugger

>>94727299
>>Spork is brash and impulsive, and is one to trip over his own words barking orders to the masses
Sound like >>94727026 would be perfect then.

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>>94702635
Bees are highly destructive towards Irken tech.

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>>94719634
Delete This.

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If you had a spaceship, which Irk-controlled planet would you visit first?

>>94730136
The Delivery Planet. Those Aliens there were pretty cool.

>>94730136
anon, why did you post a picture of tennis shoes?

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>>94727026
>>94727934
>GILBERT GOTTFRIED as Spork
all my yes

>>94730136
Vort, assuming the couch is still there

>>94719634
delet

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>>94708811
YOU DARE AGREE WITH ME?

>>94736391
>Tak will never come back and get involved in the other three's stupid bullshit
why even live

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>>94736694
>why even live
to create a world where she did

>>94725860

Is that Alaskan Bull Worm sick?

>>94725314

Had a good laugh at that.

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>>94736694
>>94737078
1/4

>>94736694
Maybe the movie will change that.

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>>94740305
2/4

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>>94740323
3/4

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>>94740349
4/4

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>"Come on, kid! If I lose one more patient today, I'm gonna get written off!"

>>94741743
that was seriously dark
>gaz became nicer to dib the more crippled he got
>membrane built a forty-foot tall heavily armed robotic exoskeleton to ensure his son never got hurt again

>>94740369
>>94740349
>>94740323
>>94740305
too cute

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I always wondered how/when/why their universe became so horrible. IIRC, the closest thing we get is Dib mentioning how people used to give candy/cards instead of meat on Valentine's Day.

>>94744463
i thought the government made them ignorant using various methods

>>94744493
I believe something like that is the case, but I'm intrigued by the implication that it wasn't always this way.

Have we ever figured out if this was supposed to be set in the future, or an alternate cyberpunk universe?

>>94744560
>>94744643
dude what

>>94744658
>clearly, they live in a horrible, dystopian society
>in an episode, dib implies this was not always the case
>i think that is interesting
>btw, is this dystopia supposed to be the future, or an alternate universe?

>>94687685
This is an endearing post.

>>94687979
But this post gave me a boner.

Irritable geniuses with glaring flaws make for perfect manic pixie dream boys. ie Rick Sanchez. Its a good feeling to be able to be the one person someone with a shitty attitude might not hate so much, and an even more fulfilling fantasy for them to be able to open up and be vulnerable to you. Too bad people like this IRL hate women.

>>94745612
>Its a good feeling to be able to be the one person someone with a shitty attitude might not hate so much, and an even more fulfilling fantasy for them to be able to open up and be vulnerable to you.

That's a good reason to ship Zim/Gaz. It works both ways between the two characters.

>>94746572
oh shit where are they going

>>94747100
To adventure!!!

>>94747100
didney worl

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>>94744730
>btw, is this dystopia supposed to be the future, or an alternate universe?
Probably a bit of both considering it's a cartoon.
Post SCIENCE!

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>>94750163
What exactly makes Super Toast super?

>>94751638
It's made with SCIENCE!

Imagine Zim having an orgasm.

Imagine every sound out of his mouth.

Close your eyes and think about that for a minute.

Don't forget how his body would move in the process, now.

>>94747100
>oh shit where are they going
Into the sun. Zim wrote an angry letter to it after it burned his eyes, and decided to deliver it personally in case he needed to clarify any points he was making.

>>94753284
Incredibly arousing.

10 reasons why Zim would be the best boyfriend
1. You'd play with his feelers and he'd say something like "STOP THAT FILTHY HUMAN!"
2. Gir would bring the both of you tacos
3. He would take you on long drives in his space ship
4. Eventually he'd set up a bed in his house for you "What's this!" You'd say and he'd say "It's what you puny Earthlings call a bed"
5. He would fuck you so hard the whole town would hear it
6. He would let you sick the rabid squirrels on Dib anytime you wanted
7. He'd let you join him in his world domination
8. His awkward humor would always have you laughing
9. He'd let you use all his sweet, Irken technology
10. Eventually after he conquers Earth he has to leave "Don't go" you say with tears in your eyes hugging zim "I must my planet needs me." And you wait for him to come back

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>>94753318
>>94753423
>>94753828

Gaz please, stopping spamming the thread.

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>>94753876
Whoops, forgot to add >>94753284

>>94719634
Nice

Meats are evil...

Zim is my absolute favorite cartoon character of all times. I swear, he's so much like me I think the creators were stalking me and completely gave him my personality. Just like Zim, I also hate humans, I have anger issues, I consider myself superior and I like to scream my lungs out . Sometimes, I go online and insult fictional characters I don't like using phrases like "Filthy human! I will destroy them!". And whenever I think if I like or not that specific fictional character, I think "Would Zim like this character?"
Anyway, I worship Zim with my whole heart and there will never EVER be a protagonist like him! He's the perfect protagonist for me because I can relate to him. Its much better that contemplating to act like a 'good' character. Sometimes it's really hard especially if we're talking about really happy always - nice protagonists who try to do the right thing. Sometimes, I try to be like them, but then I realize it's pointless. Being a hero is lame. Screaming my lungs out and calling everyone filthy like how Zim does is much easier.

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>>94716877
You're one of those skeptics, aren't you?

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>>94749940
Nice!

>>94751638
Its main ingredient is actually derived from an Irken dietary supplement supplied to the current acting Tallest to help them cope with their emaciated physique. Membrane developed it to help an ailing Miyuki after she became stranded on Earth, and later marketed it to the public.

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>>94755547
fascinating

I LOVE THIS SHOW.

WHEN THE MOVIE.

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>>94755744
WE DON'T KNOW

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>>94755744
calling it now: the movie does not exist
jhonen blew his budget on penny candy and hair dye

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>>94755945
well fuck

>>94688539
He's a liar, especially to himself.

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>>94756782
this is true

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>>94689891
Yeah, but she's a wonderful lady so it's fine.

>>94695796
He's in charge of Snacks. That's arguably more important than conquest or administration to the Irkens.

>>94710763
Because this is /co/ where we have to supplement our dead, emotionless lives with the paltry vicariously experienced cuteness and happiness that shipping brings us. For some of us, Those warm fuzzies are the only things that get us through the day.

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>>94742707
The Dibnought was seriously cool though, you gotta admit.

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>>94745612
>Too bad people like this IRL hate women
If your sole reason for wanting to be with someone is because "taming" them would flatter your ego or give you some sense of achievement, you are, quite frankly, a horrible person and completely deserve what you get.

>>94695496
>My Tallest
>My Diamond
Bravo Sucrose.

>>94756864
not really
being the only irken business owner in a cosmopolitan snack prison doesn't scream high profile

>>94757073
I like to think it still exists in some form, despite being erased from the timeline.
Kind of like how Miyuki and Spork disappeared despite noone remembering how or where >>94713992

>>94744643

I can't exactly recall where i read it, but i remember reading an interview somewhere with Jhonen saying that the show is set 5 minutes in the future.

>>94753284
I always wanted someone to draw Zim stroking his cock until he climaxed, letting out some good hot moans. When Zim is calm, his voice is so soothing, I melt inside from listening.

>>94754596
I hope you die.

>>94758100
why

>>94693082
Is this Zim in a Gaz disguise? I haven't read the comics

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>>94758975
Better: It's Zim physically body-swapped with Gaz.

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>>94756833
best ship

>>94687685
Fuck off Dib

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>>94759090
>gaz knows more about irken anatomy than zim
really activates the almonds

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>>94758083
>>94753284
You are now imagining Gaz masturbating along with Zim in the video, trying to cum at the same time he does.
You are now imagining Dib, peeking into Gaz's room, completely horrified but unable to do anything.

You are now imagining Dib's new ringtone going off during lunch the next day.

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>>94762033
>>94753284
>>94758083

>>94763243
dib_visits_deviantart.png

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>>94757182
I crackship it

>>94762033
Shine on doodleanon

>>94764098
sad but true

>>94766550
why is she crying?

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oh shit it's the tallest
act cool

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>>94768603

>>94769542
Zim: She's hiding in my basement

>>94759090
>>94761658
>it's an autistic shippers' bait episode

great

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>>94769948
>a male character interacting with a female character is shipping bait

>>94770025

Nah man they knew what they were doing.

>>94687685
gay

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>>94769876
*Membrane's basement

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why are the membranes such filthy xeno lovers

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>>94773897
It's because the xeno's are particularly promiscuous.

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>>94773897
Ever since gilryman got an eldar waifu loving non ork Xenos is alright. Although I suspect Irkens are an advanced race of orks or orklike species

>>94687979
gay

>>94778260
it's not gay if you're a girl

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>>94699628
Gaz x Tak lesbian action when?

Invader Zim is the perfect example of a grimdark setting that is used for comedy.

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>>94770025
Shippers be shipping.

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good morning thread

>>94781913
hopefully never
yuri is boring

>>94783300
>>94780050

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>>94775068

>>94780680
my sides

>>94786704
>irken airhorn
for what purpose

>>94787374
Callnowia is expanding their lineup

>>94787374
Irkens loves consumerism.

>>94787811
>>94788026
>irken airhorn
>irken toilet paper
>irken toothbrush
>irken dragon dildos

>>94788647
>Bad Dragonia
>It's a gag gift for a friend

>>94775068
i thought that was gaz not tak

did you guys know that there is a lost episode on youtube

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>>94789039

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>>94768603

>>94789061
it's the best episode.

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>>94790030

>>94790171
>translation: "how did they get those photos?"

>>94790845
It's just a brohug, totally not gay or incestuous at all.

>>94790171
So has it been revealed that they're irkens of average height in mech suits yet?

>>94791137
That was the original idea, apparently. Then Jhonen retconned it so instead they're surgically altered for their robes (e.g. had their tumbs cut off so they can "rule with two fingers.")

No idea about now, though.

>>94790030
Tallest Purple/Tallest Blank is my favorite ship

>>94703240
When have the eyeball ever even acknowledged membrane?

>>94791466
>he doesn't know
Membrane wears those goggles at all times because his eyeballs are swollen as fuck

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>>94791499
woah

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>>94773897
IRKED

>>94789064
what are you trying to say

>>94793629
huh? wha? nothing, that's just the pic that crop is from

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>>94793229
1/3 lewditude

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>>94794150
2/3

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>>94794178
3

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>>94794150
>>94794178
>>94794204
lewd

These threads are weird and I enjoy their presence.

>>94794685
you're weird and I enjoy your presence

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>>94794654

>>94694360
It's still possible a woman wants zim for kinky /ss/

>>94794847
well considering zim might or might not be older than any of the other cast that ain't gonna happen.

>>94794722
A-Agu~

>>94794654
>it's cool zim dad taught me how to do this
what did she mean by thi

Who does Gaz love more?
Zim or Bloaty the Pizza Hog

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>>94795642
when you've walked in on your parents a few times you pick up a thing or two

>>94795956
zim in a bloaty costume

>>94796278
>Membrane keeps his gloves and goggles
Top tier.

>>94794685
I'm glad /co/ seems to be getting used to these constant Zim threads.

>>94794909
Zim might be somewhat of a "fake" shota since he might always look like a kid in his human disguise no matter how old he'll get.

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>>94796957
unless of course you subscribe to the notion of Zim somehow making himself taller over time (or at the very least, appear taller) like some fans seem to do
either is fine in my book desu

Why is this zim and gaz ship a thing?

>>94797603
>why is any ship a thing?
ftfy

>>94797603
They mesh well
>both hate Dib and humanity at large
>both are (in part or whole) Irken
>she's good with tech
>he has strange tech
>she's calm, scary, logically smart, and can be destructive
>he's ostentatious, scary, manipulatively smart, and destructive
>they've been in each other's bodies
>both are lonely independent types trying to fit in a world that doesn't want them
>both have lackadaisical habits and attitudes at times
>both have feverent tastes for cheap, garbage food

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>>94798088
The real reason is that artist love to draw sexy Gaz, and it's easier in my opinion to jerk off to a character if their with a character from their respective series than with a faceless nobody.

>>94796278
>Zim in a Bloaty costume
SOMEONE DRAW IT

>>94798088
>>94800170

Both of these are very good reasons to ship Zim/Gaz.

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Who would win

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>>94694778
>Straight men tend not to fantasize like this about villainous women

A lot of male villains including Zim and so forth have a lot of fucking shit of them being submissive out there if you look, meanwhile the art of female bad guys is also pretty split, I think it's more accurate to say both sides are a big mix. I have seen lots of art of Zim in a maid dress or some shit submitting to Dib in bed and lots of art of Azula or Lord Dominator violently dominating guys. Some fans might even like both.

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>ZaGr

>>94688768
Defective enough to even glitch the thing that's supposed to exterminate defects like him.

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>>94801691
Don't bully the zagr

>>94801691
Ikr. Gazim, gasm like orgasm, is a better name because ZaGr sounds like GIR should be involved

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>>94801504

>>94695796
But he's fat, really fat.
The tallest are impossibly lanky.
That's why Skoodge is held in even lower regard than Zim when not accounting his personal record.

>>94801991
oops meant for >>94800500

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>>94801951
i'm just joshin'
here's my contribution.

>>94801956
haha totally dude

>>94801991
>>94802017
c u t e

>>94791375
I'd like to think it's just a matter of pragmatism; you have the single tallest irken rule all irk and we know or at least it's been implied that irkens can change height in relatively short periods of time but live for very long, you'd have leadership changing among hundreds of the taller irkens in short periods of time.
I'd say that when a tallest dies all irkens are measured and the tallest one is surgically fitted into a suit to make him so much taller than any other so that when the second in line grows half an inch doesn't become marginally taller than the current leader giving stability and value to the title of tallest.

>>94801576
Oh, Crypto wins, no contest. Compared to Zim he's a far more competent invader and would not hesitate to just shoot Zim dead on sight.

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What about Zim vs Berg Katze from Gatchaman Crowds?

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>Zim becomes Tallest
>Returns to Irk, undergoes augmentations to take over
>Brings the Massive and the Irken fleet to Earth
>Dib hears the fleet is coming and starts panicking, trying to warn his father and anyone that might listen about the threat
>Nobody listens, a classic case of Boy-Who-Cried-Alien
>Dib lives in perpetual fear for months, watching every shadow for signs of little green men
>Finally, it happens
>Walking home from school one day, head down, he notices the ground in front of him growing darker
>Ships, hundreds of them, streaking across the sky as thousands more descend from the clouds
>Directly above him, the Massive, a large hatch under the ship slowly opening
>A beam of light shines into his eyes, blinding him as Zim's triumphant voice booms from the heavens
>"PUNY EARTHLINGS, I AM ZIM!"

>>94802510
Pretty much this, Crypto is the superior warrior and the only possible way Zim could win is if he somehow manages to survive or escape the first encounter. Then it's just a matter of time until Zim returns with a new invention or plan to destroy Crypto. Zim becomes several times more competent when he's laser focused and serious about something and he's damn good at getting his revenge.

>>94802955
Dunno who that is, care to explain?

>>94801679
Huh, Zim/Lord Dominator would make an interesting ship.

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>>94801956
You would think Zim/GIR would be a bigger thing because GIR is so fucking popular also fuck GIR. But instead it was mostly Zim/Gaz, Zagr, back then, and of course even more Zim/Dib (Zadr), but also Dib/Tak (Datr), and rarely some Zim/Tak (Zatr) and incest Dib/Gaz (dagr??) were the main ships.

>>94801691
Back in my day we just slapped together AxB and be done with it because people would easily get it, when did this trend start?

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>>94802473
Or it's because the Control Brains are putting growth retardants in the snacks to make Irkens SHORT and GAY

What if Mettaton was Zim 's robot assistant instead if GIR?

>>94806451
no

>>94806451
did they get him from the trash chute too?

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>>94805446
I ship Zim and Gir platonically. He's like the closest thing Zim has to a baby brother/doggy-thing.

>>94700579
GIR, likely having downloaded Zim's pak as standard SIR-unit procedure, also is a talented cook Where else do his baked goods and waffles come from unless he makes them

>>94745612
>manic pixie dream boys
We call those 'sociopaths'.

>>94807493
This is now my headcanon as well

>>94796767
he is a man of science

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>>94803456
whiner

>>94793710
ok then

>>94808979
that design is ok, but red ain't her color

>>94809930
She's obviously an Irkin pet now, albeit the kind that growls at and bites her owner into submission so she can get whatever the fuck she wants.

>>94808194

Sometimes I think ok, it's time to stop pretending that you're a homo but then I realize I actually am