What kind of /co/ related vacation destinations have you

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>>94678720
the popeye village resort in malta

>>94678720
There are places where you can drink, smoke and shoot pool that don't turn you into a donkey.

>>94680745
i've always wanted to be turned into a cow

>>94678720

Coundn't the guy just have used all the money he wasted buying this place to buy some donkeys?

He was doing nothing illegal in the mines, he just came up with a very over complicated and desnecessary way of to get donkeys

>>94681439
Assuming the Coachman was -just- a fucking horrendous awful sleezebag human and not a literal goddamn demon, he had -in theory- a way to get infinite donkeys to replace the ones that die from exertion. Steady supply of apparently untraceable labor (someone write a story about the poor fucking cop who gets assigned to investigate where all these no-good kids simply vanish to) would allow him to increase his resource yield immensely. And Salt is a commodity that's always going to have demand even if he gets a huge surplus thanks to this whole fucking deal, so he has a freakishly sustainable business plan...

...Sort of...

But if he's just a *real* demon, then he probably doesn't care that he went to this much trouble for a bunch of ass-labor.

>>94678720
You'd think the donkey logo/imagery of Pleasure Island would raise some suspicion in visitors. If it's too good to be true, then it's probably a trap.

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>>94678720
>lampwick gets worked to death in the book instead of fucked hard and long by rowdy miners until he reforms into a good little boy
Waste of perfectly good donkeys

>>94678720
Why would you need to go to a place that turns you int a big toothed, obnoxiously braying, stupid looking, mindless jackass when you already post on 4chan?

>>94682651
That's the face of a little kid that's never, ever going home again. I wonder if they'll ever make cartoons for children like this again.

>>94682651
>fucked hard and long by rowdy miners until he reforms into a good little boy
Writefags/drawfags pls.