>DEFENDERS #3 - 35,763 >SPIDER-MAN #18 - 33,374 >INVINCIBLE

>>94670288
>shill Ree-Ree as hard as you can
>put her everywhere
>have everyone say how great she is
>basically ingore Infamous
>still sell roughly the same

BASED MARLEL

Doesn't matter, he's toed the company line for so long that he'll work there until he dies. Like Peter David

Who?

Benis.

>>94670288
Marvel canning Bendis, Slott, or anybody would be a display of weakness and thus admitting they fucked up, which they refuse to do

>>94670288
Stuck on characters most don't care about.

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>>94670288
>Dan Slott is outselling Bendis.
Fuck yeah, boys! We know who the real power player in Marvel is!

CW2 should have been a war between villians, sparked by a tangle of allaince agreements like WW1.

>>94670552
But then how could they shill Carol more?

>>94670408
>Tennant is 6'1
How is Slott such a fucking manlet?

>>94670408
>That open mouth over-exaggerated smile that people do
I really hate this for some reason, it triggers me

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>>94670653
Would you prefer Dan's classic squinty eye closed mouth smile?

>>94670331
>Doesn't matter, he's toed the company line for so long that he'll work there until he dies. Like Peter David

So he's DC's Jurgens? This makes so much fucking sense.

>>94670698
>>94670408
Slott's Human Torch/Spider-Man was the best thing he's done and Thing mini was great
Silver Surfer is good
he should write the Fantastic Four when they come back

>>94670748
>Marvel is so out of ideas even their shit employees are rip-offs of DC

>>94670779
You act like this is new.

>Bald middle-aged men writing about teenagers

Pretty creepy, senpai.

>>94670288
Apparently the the last 4 years of writing absolutely dumpster fire X-men and Guardian comics took a toll.

Also John's wins again.

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>>94670552
Only DC Bendis does Villain vs Villain style events.

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>>94670327
It's funny, I had no fucking clue Infamous existed until about 2 weeks ago, read up to, what, #7 and I'm loving it.

>a series with absolutely no advertisement is almost selling as much as a series that's been shilled to Hell because the story is good
IMAGINE THAT!

>>94670288
Incredible when you think about how loud people are about these characters.

I mean, every retard on social media will go bat for Miles/Riri and talk abotu how fucking important they are for representation and... 30k sales. The population of a small town.

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>>94670860
Do you mean his career or health?

>>94670288
Wow what a freak, looks like a talking penis

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>>94670895
Not true, DC Gillen also pulls that shit.

>>94670288
He also had Spider-men II, which didn't do great for a #1 but still sold upwards of 50k IIRC

>>94670933
He looks dead inside.

>>94670590
Carol is a villain.

>you will live long enough to see Bendis go from a top ten selling superstar to a sub-20k also-ran

>>94670552
Marvel villains are a joke nowadays. Nobody treats them seriously. Superheroes are the real threats.

>>94670933
Fucks sake, Stan.

>>94670933
He looks like an elder version of that one underground goblin things that were in a Spider-man/Rulk team up.

>>94670408
Tennant looks like he wants to fucking end it all.

That is the fucking face of regret.

>>94670909
>I mean, every retard on social media will go bat for Riri

I have never seen a single person of any importance or weight say anything about Riri Williams, positive or negative.

>>94670933
It looks like the life forrcechas been slowly drained out of him Stan must be taking his time

>>94670933
Why is it whenever fat people lose a bunch of weight their skin always hangs off their bones like loose moss?

>>94670933
>The Fall of the Kingpin

>>94670933
>DC chads up their employees
>Marvel drains them of life.

>>94670758
>he thinks the Fantastic Four are ever coming back
Oh, you.

>>94670758
That's now how you spell Al Ewing.

>>94671184
It needs time to shrink back, losing too much too quickly does it.

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>>94671253
He still looked very fat, 1 or 2 years ago.

>>94671253
That's scary.

>>94671305
I know he mentioned about losing 50 pounds during the whole milkshake thing.

That's how much I'm aiming to lose. I don't want to look like I'm wearing a fat gut skin suit that's two sizes too large though.

>>94671219
FF will be back once Loeb and Buck kill Ike

>>94671381
>killing a Six Days War veteran
Yeah, right.

So, where did Champions go? I know it's Waid but it pretty much read like Bendis anyway and I haven't seen anyone bitch about it in a while

>>94671478
Waid is worse than Bendis

>>94670288
>>94670327

It's still worrying that Riri is outselling Doom, even if not by much.

>>94670991
Yeah but now I think about it, maybe Bendis is better at writing villains because he's practically a RL villain himself.

>>94671478
>So, where did Champions go?
I know where the screenshots of Kamala in those issues went.

My fap folder. Those thick lips, mang.

>>94670895
I'd argue War of Jokes and Riddles is this

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>>94671427
I wonder if Ike can still physically intimidate his workers.

>>94671310
It's like a brand forever marking their shame.

>>94671552
He could probably at least invite DJT over for a tour of the offices for the sole purpose of making Spencer of incredibly uncomfortable, at least.

>>94670288
How is Champions doing?

>>94671344
Just work out at least 3 times a week while you diet and you'll be fine

>>94671305
Diversity hire

>>94670288
You gotta admire Bendis for being able to keep a job as a writer when all his characters sound the same

>>94673065
Champions isn't a Bendis book. Not sure why you're asking.

>>94674663
Isn't RiRi in it for the Secret Empire event?

>>94670288
Let's not forget

>Jessica Jones #10 - 21,486

>>94670748
Even Jurgens wrote for Marvel for a few years.

I don't hate Defenders

>>94670288
Even the sterner of Bendisfags don't read his comics nowadays.

>>94670902
>and I'm loving it.
Horrible taste desu

>>94671305
Coates realizing Priest was right about black writers

>>94670933
Losing that much weight only means one thing.
>Bendis is preparing to jump into DC Comics

>>94675749
What makes you say that?

>Miles selling better than DOOM
>RiRi selling better than DOOM
/co/ BTFO! BASED DIVERSITY WORKING COMIC NERDS!

>>94671509
Not really. Collectors care about the "Invincible IM" title so they'll pull it regardless. "Infamous IM" doesn't have that rep, it's basically just the Doomfag book.

>>94670698
it's even worse

>>94670991
This comic was pitched to DC by GRRM who backed out of the book at the last minute.

Not to mention is totally sabotaged McDuffie's JL book

>Doom book written by bendis where he says he admires Tony Stark, follows a woman around, and spends time with him mommy
>people are surprised when it's not selling gangbusters

I think people should focus more on the fact that despite all of that, it's still only barely being outsold by supposed flagship runs.