Have you ever seen a girl at a comics shop? If you're a

>>94647101
Of course.
What the fuck man.

>>94647101
with really hot and famous women, most people assume that they don't stand a chance or that she is waiting for Chad Thundercock to pick her up for their daily fuck-a-thon

>>94647101
>Have you ever seen a girl at a comics shop?
Yeah
>"Nice (vintage) Loki shirt! You enjoy the arc with his presidency run?"
>"Oh no, I just watch the movies."

This is why I don't go to comic stores anymore.

>>94647101
Translation: She doesn't get asked for a drink by attractive guys.

>>94647238
Nah, if she got asked out by unattractive guys, the article would be about how she got harassed every time she went out to the bar.

>>94647101
Whenever I'm at any comics shop there's always at least one girl looking at erotic anime/manga art books (not Hentai, just erotic oin ups). Does manga turn you gay?

>>94647221
>I just watch the movies
You guys were in a comic shop. She was just trying to get you to fuck off.

>>94647101
>Is rich
>Is famous
>Surprised she isn't getting dicked on the daily by average joe's

>>94647238
Would you have the guts to go up to her?

I can honestly say I have never EVER seen a girl at a comics shop. I think it's just a fact that Girls do not read comic. Or it could be that I'm Eastern Eurotrash and we don't actually have comics shops. But I'm pretty sure it's the first one.

>>94647221
why was she in the shop then

>>94647264
No, weeb girls are just fucking freaks.
My sister is a total weeb and she's absolutely insane.
That said, I think anime turns a lot of guys into faggots, all those annoying trap cunts are into anime.

>>94647288
lel

>>94647101
Yes. The best shop around in my city actually has some girls working there.

>>94647208
>>most people assume that they don't stand a chance

Can confirm. I had oneitis in college and I asked her out just to end it with her because I assumed she would say no. She said yes and we ended up dating throughout the rest of undergrad. She told me later on that she thought I was confident because I asked her out, and that she liked how confident I was. Other guys, even really good looking dudes, just didn't approach her. She was really surprised when I told her the truth. Thankfully being with her had made that confidence a reality rather than an act at that point.

>>94647101
Yeah. Behind the counter, even.
My ex-wife used to go in to pick up Luna Brothers and Brian K. Vaughan trades.
It's not uncommon. They're a minority but they're not uncommon at all at the vast majority of comic shops.

Do you go to Chester Neck-Odor's dimly lit Abbatoir of Comics N' Fetish Porn?

>I never get picked up or asked for a drink
>29

In about six years, she'll be finished.

Yeah, most of the time. My LCS is spliced with a Games Workshop and there's a small crew of women who play, so I see them there most thursdays. I don't know if that counts though because that's more for miniature gaming rather than comics.

>>94647101
Usually a nest of them by the POP! Vinyls.

>>94647360
what armies?

>>94647101
At least once a month. Usually they don't buy anything. I used to see more that were actually consumers, but now I only go on Wednesdays and they seem to usually go when it's less busy. One of the owners is a woman too.

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>>94647101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSemmy5p5UE
she's autism

>>94647372
Everyone knows girls only play Nids.

>>94647372
Fuck, I don't know. I come in for comics and to shoot the shit with the guys working there. 40k at least. One of my buddies is the one into that stuff, not me.

>>94647101
What the fuck has pic related has to do with /co/?

>>94647405
I loved that movie. Glad I got to see it in the theater.

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>>94647414
yeah, thought this was a meme.
Girls really like critters huh?
>>94647418
>tfw no dark elf playing whfb gf
Also, anyone know any good warhammer comics?

>>94647414
seriously what's up with that

>>94647101
No, but that's because I don't go to comic shops since they only ever sell single issues. I find the collected issues in bookstores, and I DO see girls browse comics there.

>>94647452
>cute furry critters GW never shills.
I see the appeal

>>94647286
see how dark her lipstick is? naw man, that is signal for psycho

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>>94647480
Where do you get "cute" and "furry" from this?

>>94647480
Now I haven't been around a GW in over a decade, but when did they become cute and furry?

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>play a video game with a girl at my usual hangout
>she tries to talk about Steven Universe
>or Rick and Morty
>or John Oliver
>or some capeshit movie

>>94647516
>you have to paint models Exactly like the codex states.
nigga pls

>>94647258
kek
this is true tho

>>94647451
Fantasy or 40k? Assuming you want Fantasy look for "Tails of the Ten Tailed Cat", "DarkBlade", "Tales of Hellbrandt Grimm". Boom Studios did a few as well but I never read them.

>>94647272
Or she came in for the Funko Pops.
>>94647297
The Funko Pops.

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>>94647405
*throws toilet paper*

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>>94647565
Ever since total warhammer I have become interested in the world of Warhammer Fantasy.
>GW tried selling AoS models with total warhammer 1
thanks for the recommendations. Also, Abnett cannot write novels for shit.

>>94647288
Eastern Europe is suffering.
>go online hear about cool stuff
>never cool stuff in your county

I've seen girls in comic shops. It's rare though.

Not sure why Marvel's trying so hard to hit a demographic that generally isn't interested.

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>>94647551
she wants the d

>>94647544
>>94647516
>add a little fuzz to the derpy looking models
>goofy paint schemes
if you can paint MLP bretonnians and furry marines, you can paint cute tyranids.

>>94647208
>she is waiting for Chad Thundercock to pick her up
>implying she isn't

>>94647452
No idea. If they play starcraft, then they're always zerg as well. Shit's weird.

>>94647641
listen pal. Scarlett is a biological male.

>>94647101
>asking a girl if she wants a drink

Literally rape culture

>>94647579
she looks tired.

>>94647272
Dude, I see girls going into my lcs all the time only to get funkopops and pose for a selfie with the giant deadpool statue

Hey, the worst they can do is say no.

...and laugh at you.
...and tell all their friends.
...and post your pic on social media.
...and turn you into a meme.
...and accuse you of being a creep.
...and destroy your confidence to ever try again.

But yeah, the worst they can do is say no.

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>>94647593
Some of his earlier work is OK, but you're right, his comics are much stronger. In terms of WHF novels, I enjoyed the Florin and Lorenzo series, C. L. Werner's Brunner the Bounty Hunter and Witch Hunter, Thanquol, the Vampire Wars trilogy (about the Von Carsteins) the Genievieve books (about a heroic Lahmian vampire), The Ambassador Chronicles and the early Gottrek and Felix books.

The Warhammer RPGs , particularly the very detailed 2nd ed. ones, are also the bees knees. Interesting, well written and fun to read. The Skaven book is a hoot and the Brettonian one had more love for the knights than GW did.

Yes and yes.

Have you been to a comic shop OP?

>>94647221
"vintage loki shirt"
no such thing anon, you made that whole encounter up.

>>94647774
I mean what's the likelihood of that happening anon? Live with the realistic notion you don't matter. Nobody is laughing at you, nobody even notices you. You've already left that person's mind. That's how insignificant you are to those around you.. You're immediately rejected as useless information.

I used to date a girl that said she loved comics, but she complained that every guy she ever told that didn't want to talk about anything BUT comics. Which I guess is true, it's so rare that once you find it out, you want to let out all of that pent up knowledge. I basically just forced myself to ignore it and accepted that the best I was gonna get was someone who was hot and found the fact that I own all of Avengers West Coast to be cool and not lame.

In other news there's a very pretty girl that dresses up as Gwen Stacy at this bar I go to from time to time, but I basically refuse to hit on her even though I'm good with girls, because I think she'll think I'm fetishizing her.

>>94647987
>In other news there's a very pretty "girl" that dresses up as Gwen Stacy at this bar I go to from time to time
Anon, I think you might have found Movie Theater Lad.

lol I was looking out of a window of a comic shop and I was checking the milf as she walked by the window and she shook her head and smiled.

>>94647451
>>94647414
I've seen some Blood Angels and Mechanicum in my time
(yes the 30k lot)

if asking a girl was hard before this new problematic agenda, now is literally impossible for the average shy guy, because she can accuse you of being a creeper / accuse you of rape

>Women
>Having interests outside of pleasing Chad

Pick one.

>>94647238
Nah it's a case of being too hot, it's a real thing, I cant find the image but I saw an okcupid infograph that showed "amount of messages sent to people by average attractiveness rating" 7-8/10s got the most messages by far, there was a steep decline in the 9 and 10 range.
However if she's bi, I find this horseshit, because homos don't give a fuck about that kind of shit, they've got nothing to lose.

>>94648044
>Movie Theater Lad.
Not him but fill me in pls.

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>>94647101
>Have you ever seen a girl at a comics shop?
Yes and I avoid them like the plague.

>>94648176
Old tripfag, heavy emphasis on the "fag." Liked to crossdress as Gwen. Once shared a story about dressing as a girl scout when he was ten or twelve and being fucked by his entire boy scout troupe. I'm sure someone will post the screencap of it.

>>94647101
The later and yeah. Nobody's bothered me and I've never felt uncomfortable besides the spaghetti I always get going out. My friends go more regularly than me and have never mentioned having trouble either.

>>94648237
>Once shared a story about dressing as a girl scout when he was ten or twelve and being fucked by his entire boy scout troupe
oh fuck I remember that

>>94648237

That's pretty intense but I'm 99% certain this is a girl. If not, I guess I'm ready to swing the other way.

>>94647101
my main LCS has almost all female employees. Only the owner and one other are male. And they are far more knowledgable about comics than the other comic store in town that has mainly men

>>94648237
I remember that

>>94647966
>You're immediately rejected as useless information.

I'm Boco now?

Boco is probably pretty cool irl

>>94647101
A few. One I talked to for a long time about random shit, she ended up recommending Autumnlands to me, which I'm still following. Most are fatties, though. The fattest one actually works behind the counter. Whenever we chat, she tells me that as fat as she is, she still gets hit on by weirdos and betas. One dude was like 20 years older than her and just couldn't take a hint.

>>94647451
There are ones coming out right now. Bloodbowl and Warhammer 40k have ongoing series at Titan

>>94648200
This guy gets it. Every time I go to my LCS people are standing around talking about some kind of dribble like the latest movie or some shit, I just browse around, look for what I want, don't talk to anybody, get my shit and get the hell out of there.

>>94648341

You know she is making that shit up because she wants you to hit on her.

>>94648423
They refer to you as "the creepy quiet guy".

>>94648442
She knows I already have a fatass girlfriend. I take her to the store with me all the time.

>>94647101
there's more girls in my LCS than guys

>>94647286
No she's scary

>>94647101
a girl works at mine. she's actually pretty cute.

>>94647101
yeah, she was like 12

>>94648523
>Implying that matters
Don't you know that having a girlfriend boosts your attractiveness to other woman
It's weird, but true

>>94648164
>there was a steep decline in the 9 and 10 range.
I always felt like it was because people figured they were bots or fake profiles.

>>94648164
>7-8/10
7-8 is not average

Only on Free Comic Day. I don't really go mush anyway since I don't buy any ongoings.

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>>94648164
>7-8/10
>Average

I wish there was a physical place where you could meet other people who only use pirate media.

>>94647966

see with that perspective it's not so bad

every interaction is a blank slate

>>94648775
>>94648749
I think he means that a 7-8 is on the uppermost range of next-door-girl attractiveness.

>>94648164
>>94648775
>>94648749
Oh wait, I think I get it. It's about the average amount of messages each category gets, and he's saying that 7's and 8's gets, on average, the most. Not that they ARE average in terms of attractiveness.

>>94648164
>However if she's bi, I find this horseshit, because homos don't give a fuck about that kind of shit, they've got nothing to lose.
Retards on 4chan acting big and pretending to understand shit they don't is my favourite thing

>>94647101
>Offering drinks or hitting on women is offensive

>How come no one offers me drinks or talks to me?

>>94647101
yeah, most times I come into one of my LCSes, there's a grill at the counter
anyway, i've never seen a girl walk in alone to shop, they're usually with a guy

>>94647264
Nah. I mean, for some, it can, but it usually doesn't.

>>94647101
>If you're a girl, have you ever been to your LCS?

Before "tits of GTFO" you asked the fucking question, faggots.

Yeah I've been going since I was a kid and have seen other grills there, too, or gone with groups of all grills. And honestly zero reaction from anyone either way. Every one I've been to has been chill. If I ask for honest feedback on a title when looking for recs I get honest feedback. People bitching either way seem to be posting from another dimension because it's been all normal boring shit from my end. Sometimes grills behind the counter and again no awkwardness or weird shit from anyone.

>>94648931

Oh cut that bullshit out. It's not offensive to do it but most dudes are either acting like turbo spergs or are ridiculously overbearing and make it clear they just wanna fuck. No, not every girl is going to happily and openly accept a drink, but you need to have at least some awareness of your surroundings.

The other night I'm at this bar with a chick I know, and she disappears for like 20 minutes. I go and find her and it turns out this dude had cornered her in the dark bathroom hallway and his opening line was "I was too afraid to talk to you in front of people so I followed you in here."

Cmon man.

>>94647273
>Famous
Ah yes, the fourth most important bride of Immortan Joe in Fury Road.

a woman works at my LCS, AND she's a British babe.

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>>94647597

just nuke us already

>>94647774
You assume way too much. They might tell their friends if you were super-creepy about it. But they're not going to think about you at all after the fact.

Also, as things are now, girls are less likely to laugh at you, because they never know if you're going to come and kill them for saying no.

>>94647101
Am girl. Was literally in a comic shop for hours just yesterday.

At one point, there were two big D&D groups playing (8+ people each), and there were multiple girls in each group.

I've been to 7 or 8 different comic/game shops in 2 states. Spent a lot of time in one of them when our D&D group had to move buildings due to stupid renovations.

I play D&D in some of its varieties (Pathfinder, etc.) as well as M:tG.

My advice: just be nice.
>If a girl looks uncomfortable when talking to you, ask her if she's okay and leave her alone if she continues to seem uneasy.
>Don't ask her out on the first go. Be friends first.
>Work on reading visual cues.
>Don't test them for geek knowledge.
>Isolating and being rude to women is stupid and will not make her like you for real.
>Share your interests.
>Don't act superior.
>It's hard for a lot of girls to feel comfortable in that setting, so do your best to make them feel welcome.

>>94649232
Jesus, even when a girl does go to a comic book shop, it has nothing to do with comics.

>>94649094
pls be real.

>>94648900
No wonder people hate faggots, you're all so sensitive.

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>>94647101
>live in small backwoods town
>don't have a comic shop

>>94649110
You ask too much of people.

You never had a stupid plan that sounds great in your head because it's within an abstract fantasy realm?
Then you just decide to go for it?
Then you add liquor to it?

>>94648423
>dribble
*drivel

>>94649276
I actually do love comics, but I would never have money again if I committed to buying them. I have a ton of manga and used to obsessively/religiously collect Archie comics. I have a hard time controlling myself when it comes to comics, so I just have to abstain entirely until I find a way to enjoy them casually.

>>94647101
I don't even have an LCS where I live.

>>94647101
>Have you ever seen a girl at a comics shop?

Multiple times, but my city has multiple LCS, including some that specialize in more hipster-y and less Big Two/IDW/Dynamite stuff. You'll find your Boom and certain Image tiles in their windows.

>If you're a girl, have you ever been to your LCS?

Friend of mine is a tall, muscular, gay African-American really into cartoons and comics. I volunteered (four hours) at a gay comic con to get in for free out of curiosity. At least 20 girls came up to him and said hi in the time he hung out with me while I was handing out stuff to the VIPs and while we walked around before and after my shift.

Later on, after I asked, he said he knew most of them from running into them regularly at comics shops. He's the kind of guy who is there bright and early on Wednesday EVERY Wednesday (he works evenings/nights).

Yes, my boys sometimes take me there. I take glimpse of which mangas are being sold but usually if I have money I end up buying something. Last time I got a special edition of We3.

As for toys we all agree funkos are shit, I would rather spend that money on a booster gold figure he is my husbando

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>>94647101
Yes. I tend to visit my local shop once or twice a month. I'm currently trying to keep up with the Superman and Nightwing rebirth series.

Keep whining about "fake geek gurls," OP. This is why feminists and "sjws" complain about sexism in the community. You're just adding fuel to fire.

>>94647101
I see girls at the comic shop all the time idiot

>>94649434
Ironically feminists and SJWs just add fuel to that fire since most of them are pretty fake.
But then again they definitely want that

>>94649373
>until I find a way to enjoy them casually.
use libraries. best way to save money

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>>94648237

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>>94649518
>I fapped to this years back
>it's old enough that the term "years back" applies

>>94648707
this. or catfishers. google image search

>>94648781
yeah it's called jail

>>94649295

I'm real but I'm not proud of this shit or anything. "Muh fake geek gurls" makes zero sense to me since it's not like I can talk about this shit at the office without most of my colleagues thinking I'm a childish freak for reading "kids' superhero books." Maybe there are fake geek girls but I think people trying to appear normal just don't fucking talk about it (unless your office culture is cool with that kinda thing, sadly mine so far have not been, would have seemed immature, some Silicon Valley start-up offices are probably open to it though).

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>>94649648
>We've reached the point where saying "years back" actually has meaning

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>>94649686
>implying piracy is a crime

>>94649410
>gay African-American really into cartoons and comics
is he the one that shot a guy while giving a panel? i think it was in new jersey...

>>94649767
well in some places it is. it don't think it's immoral, but legally some places it is a crime.

kinda like sodomy.

>>94649698
Well duh it's the internet, you shouldn't bring that shit into the real world. I'm not about to call a guy a faggot because he doesn't think some obscure character or model I'm shitposting is cute. There are different rules for bitching on the internet.
And here are totally fake geeks, there are posers in pretty much every hobby especially ones that corporations try to make into a "lifestyle".

>>94649912

traps aren't gay though

>>94650157
Traps are totally gay.

>>94649518

Yep, still hot.

>>94649474
>Most of them are pretty fake

How did you come to this conclusion? Did you send out some survey to all girls interested in comics or geek culture?

>>94649163
She was considered the #1 fashion model in the world at one point.

>>94650430
Normal people don't know fashion models.