Wait, I'll contact with Superma-AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
>>94595930
>J'onn, I'm commi- ( gets shot down) UGHHHHH
Pathetic Uncle. I have left a trail of shattered psyches in my wake. How can you even call yourself a proper martian if you can't even lobotomize someone?
>>94595930
Perhaps I can be of some assi-
AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
>>94595930
Sheeeit, what kinda porn is Superman fapping to right now?
>>94596647
I don't know, let me che-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>94595930
As acclaimed as the DCAU is, they clearly did not know how to manage power levels
>>94595930
I keep seing this meme
Is there some kind of video compilation of every time this happened?
I TURN MYSELF TO A PICKL----- ARRRRRGGGGGGGH
>>94596824
pickles don't have blood
>>94596834
That's Ketchup, Faggot
>>94596777
damn son, that must of been some fucked up porn you've seen
>>94595930
>"Superman accidentally saw Lex Luthor naked, oh god's of Mars!"
>>94596818
https://youtu.be/H-edqockL90
>>94596777
nice trips ano- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>94596896
It's really fucking sad considering how powerful manhunter really is, he shouldn't be jobbing like this.
>>94597320
Supes jobbed hard too
Green Lantern was talked up a lot but I never felt he lived up to it
>>94597525
At the very least you could chalk that up to Supes holding back way too much, what's manhunter's excuse? Hell it's the same with Flash, the dude shouldn't lose to anyone and yet gets beaten down regularly. I guess they had to nerf everyone to keep the show somewhat grounded and even between heroes and villains, it would just be nice to have MM not get fucked up at every crucial moment
Thank goodness Martian Manhunter and Hawkman/Hawkgirl aren't in the Justice League movie.
>>94595978
The po-POWER
>>94596896
>that part with the cat
Hey, allow me to do this simple task with no prob- D'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>94598019
hawkgirl is perfect in 2d
It's super weird how prevalent Hawkgirl was
I mean outside of this cartoon she never really mattered
>>94598019
>Thank goodness Martian Manhunter
Yep instead we get the fan favorite Cyborg who has the personality of a cardboard cutout. What an upgrade!
>>94598112
This, she was best girl
>>94595977
Please provide a twenty minute long explanation of how you accomplished that.
I love this meme
>>94598773
She basically mind fucked Simon, an alien, and Aqualad into vegetables. She also tried to control Conner's mind and make him forget the shit she did to villains during the time skip. Megan was stone cold brutal
>>94596896
>they show hitler
man I forgot they did that wouldn't see that today it would be the just Germans with no iconography and some random general
Post more hawkgirl
preferably w/o mask
>>94597771
if he was at full power he could solve every mystery and kill every enemy
Don't worry guys, I'm com-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOHOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>94597320
>>94597525
They job a lot because if they didn't, each episode would be like 5 mins short.
>>94599674
Every episode would just end with superman just saying "oh yeah, I chucked that dude into space"
Don't worry, I'll pcik up the sl-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
NOW AND FOREVER, I AM PHOENIX
>>94595930
https://youtu.be/3Q2WPneqhhs
>>94596896
seriously what the fuck was it with them and electricity
>>94600927
only black people can safely channel electricity
everyone knows this
>>94599000
Because she was a filthy White Martian that should've been genocided with the rest.
>>94595955
underrated
>>94598082
>>94595978
Don't worry Professor with Cerebro's aid I can boost my range 100 fold and- UUUNNNNNNGHHHH!
>>94596896
Fuck, this trigerred my nostalgia hard. I watched the hell out of this show as a kid, but I didn't remember many specific scenes or episodes. Now as I watch this compilation I get this strange feeling of "I vaguely remember this. I don't remember what it was about or anything specific really, but I did see this." It feels almost like uncovering some repressed memories. I guess it's high time for a rewatch.
>>94601397
It kinda disgusts me because I'm black and lighting is my favorite element so now I feel like I'm reinforcing a stereotype
>>94602374
Only if you have an afro
>>94598182
Same with their green lantern.
>>94599803
>>94602093
JEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN
>>94597320
it's called worfing. you take down a really powerful member of the team to make the threat serious. problem is that they only show those defeat after a while, because the writters assume you remember that one time he obliterated an opponent
>>94599771
>twenty episodes later
>Earth is attacked by the Space Legion of Doom
>>94596869
midget clown trap porn
>>94604451
>MM brainfucks them
>>94604509
You say that, but I have yet to find any gay midget porn.
>>94596896
How the fuck did he get KO'd by having Hawkgirl's body thrown at him at ~25-30 m/s? And don't give me shit about time compression or whatever, he was KO'd when he slammed into that building even though he didn't so much as crack the wall. If he's that weak then bullets would work fine against him.
>>94595930
This joke was never funny, and you're all retarded.
>>94605500
Do you know how a martian brain is protected from concussive forces?
>>94605625
t. J'onn
>>94605663
>These people on the Internet are slandering my good name, I'll just go on their board and post some- AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGHHHHH!
>>94599000
>Basically groomed Conner to be her perfect boyfriend
>Tried to mindrape any negative opinions of her out of him
>They still get back together at the end of YJ season 2. She does this five minutes after breaking it off with her current boyfriend because "abloo-bloo I'm not treating you right, I'm not a good person who's only using you as a cheap rebound".
Gee, Miss Martian is a real piece of shit, wasn't she?
Charmander! Charmander, Cha-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>94605625
J'onn, if you didn't act this way, you would have an ongoing