>It's quite a SHOCK to find out your son's

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>>94587875
THIS CAN'T WAIT A MONTH!

The insufferable status quo "will his family find out?" ruined Static Shock. I could tolerate the PSA episodes and the cheesy cross-overs, but that shit was too much after a couple of seasons.

WAY TO GO DAD MY LEFT DUE TO YOUR STUPID RACISM

>>94587875
JIMMY NO!

>>94587875
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>>94587875
DAAAAAD

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I wish they had more episode of Rob knowing his son's Static.

>>94589736
Mr. Hawkins please.

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>>94590939
SHUT THE FUCK UP SON! I SAW YOU SUCKING HIS BBC!

>>94590939
I HATE YOU!

The only thing I remember about this show is the episode where the police officer dad told his son he had no fourth amendment rights, and grounded him for not letting an officer look in his bag.

>>94589762
His dad found out though. Also the secret identity thing is so common that I don't know why you're singling Static out on it

>>94587875
They were different times anon.

>>94587875
Since his name was Static and he only used "Shock to your system" as a catchphrase I'm not sure what the problem is

>>94591211
What got Vergil is that instead of telling the cop "no", he fucking ran. Fleeing a police officer is a legit crime, but is pretty much a misdemeanor.

>>94589762
>and the cheesy cross-overs
Including Static in the DCAU and referencing the Teen Titans was awesome.