>I'M A TRAIN, MORTY!
>We're gonna go to the Island of Sodor, and figure out what the hell that *UURP* fat bastard Top Hat is doing to make all his trains alive. So I DISGUISED myself as one of his own. This is gonna be great Morty, I bet that tub of lard has some fucked up secret to engineering life into vehicles. Imagine the possibilities Morty, *UUURP* IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES.
>I just need YOU to drive me, okay? Can I trust your little pea brain to do that?
>>94587608
>fat bastard Top Hat
He's the fucking Fat Controller, and don't you forget it.
>>94587642
So, does he control fat, or what?
>>94587660
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fat_Manipulation
>>94587660
If the Fat Controller controls fat, what does the Thin Controller do?
The show seems to imply that Ricks are the only beings in the universe to have developed universal transportation with the portal gun.
Does that mean the main Rick's relationships with birdperson, squanchy, etc. is just him inserting himself in the absence of the rick and morty they replaced, just like they did with beth, summer, and jerry?
How close was the dead Rick's life to Rick C-137's, was he as much of a pain to the council of Ricks?
>>94587608
Keep out of Shed 17! Whatever you do don't look inside shed 17!
>>94587642
in the US he's Sir Toppum Hat
>>94588570
Pretty close. The new universe they went to after they fucked up from what I can remember was one were they fixed the disease thing, but died shortly after. So I'm going to assume that dead Rick's life was relatively close enough to C-137's in that it lead up to the same events happening.
>>94588000
he obviously causes fat to breakdown instantly causing a person to become instantly thin.
>>94587608
This shit has been the oddest shilling method i've ever seen, i wonder how successful it is.
>>94587608
This premise is still somehow better than Pickle Rick
>>94589014
Is that where they store all the unfunny Pickle Rick memes?
>>94587608
Honestly I can see this being an actual episode and I can't stop cackling like a retard over thinking about it.
>"OH SHIT IT'S DIESEL MORTY, HE'S A TRAIN SERIAL KILLER M*BURP*ORTY, HE KILLS TRAINS, DON'T LET HIM KILL ME WITH THAT CLAW MORTY, WHO KNOWS WHAT HE DOES WITH THAT...B-B-BESIDES KILLING TRAINS OF COURSE."
>>94589014
Never forget.
>>94592441
That's diesel 10, not diesel, youuuuuuu fuck.
>>94587608
HE'S SO FAT I BET HE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE THE SAUCE EH MORTY
>>94589438
He's Sir Topham Hat, nicknamed the "Fat Controller" or "Fatcunt".