You've been kidnapped by this guy, what games do you play/

>>94570677
Russian Rou-
>You can't hurt him
Fuck.

>>94570677
Assuming consoles are allowed? Every Mario party game followed by monopoly followed by Uno with the 7-0 and other infuriating bullshit rules. During the duration of these games I will use any methods I can to make his experience as sour as possible. We'll finish it off with goldeneye 007 wherein I will refuse to play anything but oddjob. This motherfucker will learn to hate my very existence if it's the last thing I do.

>>94570806
Technically, he's hurting himself.

>>94570806
Technically it's allowed since YOU aren't hurting him.

>>94570677
The same game my step uncle played with me when I was a little boy.

What if I set his house on fire? I'm not hurting him, the fire is.

>>94570847
bobbing for trout?

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Cave explorer doesn't really hurt if you use the proper amount of lube. If he develops hemmoroids or something after the fact then it's not technically me hurting him whenever he sits down afterwards.

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C.H. Greenblatt said on his Tumblr page that they escaped by killing the monster, cutting open his belly, and reaching into him to get the key.

>>94571054
jesus, source?

>>94571135
Here you go anon:
http://chgreenblatt.tumblr.com/post/79849097220/ive-been-curious-about-it-for-years-now-but