Hey, /co/, you, uhh, you wanna tell me where my friggin' thread is?
I uhh heard you was talkin shit about our show. Do we need to talk this over my shiny new tire iron?
Oh run fastah? Great friggin plan genius, neva would have thought of that!
Yo me 30 seconds ago, Im trying to bang Barry's mom over here! Shes about to meet the Flashpoint, if you know what I mean, YEAHAHAHAHA TONIGHT!!!!
So, you want me to go around tryin' to stop people killing themselves lookin like the frickin tooth fairy, fryman? Yeah, how about i just give that witch a little taste of my pink high heel up its ass.
Uh, WHY am I a pickle? Why am I a FRIGGIN' pickle? Why would anybody wanna be a friggin' pickle in their lives, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
How do you expect me to smack it to some ace babes on the Internet if I don't have the handwork to do the job? Oh, I suppose I'll just wait for some weird tweaked out dame to come along, break into my house and, if I'm lucky, see me and stuff me up her wazoo because, y'know, some people are freaky like that, and then I'll finally get the maximum up-close intimacy a man could ever experience. Oh wait, it wouldn't matter anyway because I DON'T HAVE A PENIS TO GET OFF WITH.
Looks like you're in your thread now, fatass.
Think about the last cartoon you've watched. Carl is now the main protagonist of it. How does it turn out?
What is it about this man that makes him so funny? Everything about him is just comedy gold and I don't understand it. You can put this face on anything and it becomes 100 times funnier.
Ohoho yeahhh, I see what yer doin' here, the ol' pullin' away the football gag, yeah. REAL funny, neva' seen that one before. How frickin' stupid do you think I am? You think I'm some kinda supreme dumbass who you can yank around, that it? Well I aint frickin' doin' it!
Tell ya what, you give me that ball and I'll show ya how a MAN plays football. It ain't for women. They are soft and emotionally incapable of handling the testicles needed for such a sport. I mean, that don't stop the NFL from puttin' queers into teams, but y'know, they sorta blocked my number, so I can't complain about it to them no more.
Heh. What do you think he means, One among you will shortly perish? Like he's threatening me or something.
Hey Plat-man, ya mind tellin' me who's been comin' into my building and breakin' all my shit? 'Cause that Hookerinator wasn't a pile of smoking crap a second ago, y'know what I'm sayin'? How am I supposed to attract hookers without that thing now? Seriously, one push of the button, youre swimmin' in skanks. And STDs, but that's a necessary evil.
But...hey, uh, is he gonna be able to chase us? 'Cos if I woke up, looking like that, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.
Boombam badoodoo, booDAyhe, boodah, SOLO! Widdly waaaaah bwahboo doobah dimbo wah buhboomboom bwah widdly widdly widdly widdly widdly widdly widdly WAAAM
"Hey, yo, Vegman. I saw you flyin' around Namek, runnin' around with my dragonballs, and heh heh, decided you was pissin' me off"
Enough with ya turtle soup already! You want it so bad, head to Chinatown. You know those people, they can uh, they can get you anything if you know what I mean? Provided you got the cash. You got any cash?
Carl is friggin national treasure
Carl is now a Crystal Gem, what happens?
>The gem replaces his penis
Oh for the friggin'- this is NOT what I MEANT when I said I was HARD AS DIAMONDS! It was a frickin' play on words!
Okay, this thing looks expensive. If I pry it out wit a crowbar to sell it for beer money, would it kill me?
Don't forget the prospect of Booster Gold shenanigans.
The suit? Oh yeah, i read somewhere on the internet that cheap skanks really dig scars, and well, i'm about ninety percent scar tissue over here and lemme tell you, it aint working. Now i gotsa sorta 'phantom of the opera' deal goin on. And this asshole Richards won't stop entering my property illegally and breaking my skankbots.
Yo fryman, I got trapped in one of those nintendo things
Xavier Renegade angel
He would just think he took acid or something