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So who's the most Madoka tier, Christ-like figure /co/

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So who's the most Madoka tier, Christ-like figure /co/ has to offer?
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>>94467270
Why would Takanuva be considered Jesus in the bionicle universe is it becuase he's a toa of light
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https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2017/05/steven-universe-builds-on-its-unorthodox-christ-al.html
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Optimus Prime
And Superman gets compared with Jesus a lot, even before Man of Steel.
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>>94467337
Takua was reborn as Takanuva, I guess.
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>>94467270

this is the Original oldest one, the Pantocrator that was used as a model for most despictions

according to wiki "The two different facial expressions on either side may emphasize Christ's two natures as fully God and fully human"

there are older despictions of Jesus, but they were symbolic (generally a shepherd), the Pantocrator is actually meant to be the face of Jesus.
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>>94467270
Superman's the first one that comes to mind
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>>94467369
Ya see it makes no since unless
>It's a meme
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>>94467361
Yeah but it's so blatant (and even forced), let's talk about others.
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>>94467382
lol, holds a bounded tome instead of scrolls, bible instead of torah
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>>94467361
...how did I not notice that?
>>94467382
This is why Churches spook the shit out of me.
My earliest encounter with Christ had to be one of those horrifying Eastern Orthodox Jesus that stare into your soul.
Man my view on god as a kid seems so weird and warped thinking back on it.
Less some all powerful deity and more some kind of anti-boogeyman who keeps me from getting got while I sleep.

>>94467409
Superman is Moses.
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>>94467361
does this mean that Greg is a virgin?
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it really depends on what aspect of jesus you want to focus on.
"muh lord and savior" jesus = superman, optimus
"i died for your sins" jesus = cable, and by extension deadpool
"jews are corrupt" jesus = guy gardner
"washes the feet of lepers" jesus is just plain boring, until mary gets in. but then it becomes /aco/
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>>94467611
Pretty sure most people dont think of jesus as a blubbery crybaby.
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Pickle Rick (ps god isn't real)
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>>94467691
It's was an holographic vagina, I don't think that counts.
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>>94467611
that's exactly why muslims don't allow artistic depictions of mohammed.

>tfw the prophet is so ugly, he scares children
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Im suprised anime Jesus isn't in that picture
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>>94467611
Is it retarded that all I know about Moses is that he built the ark?
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>>94470370

I... what?
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>>94467515

I am not saying it is his actual face, it was made half a millenium after Jesus, in the 500s. It is the earliest Icon, not the earliest despiction.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christ_Pantocrator_(Sinai)

this is a bearded Jesus of the 300s
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>>94467270
Batman. He can do the impossible and make miracles happen.
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>>94470370
That was Noah.
Watch The Prince of Egypt to learn about Moses.
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the earliest crucified Jesus is a graffiti made by a kid making fun of a Christian kid in his classroom. Jesus was drawn with a Donkey head.

There is also another Graffiti that says Alexamenos Fidelis (something like Alexamenos remains faithful) that may be an answer to the first graffiti
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>>94470779
ONCE I CALLED YOU BROTHER
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>>94467873
The murdercock is a lie!
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>>94468710
You mean Haruhi Suzumiya or Kyon?
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>>94467270
Probably optimus prime
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>>94470841
Jesus didn't turn heel though
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>>94470801
oh, sweet. 200 BC's /pol/.
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>>94470868
200 after chris, not bc, although it may be late first century too, they are not sure.
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>>94470838
Onii-Sama
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>madoka
>powerful

Ok sure buddy
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>>94470862
...yet.
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>>94470801
Curse those filthy beast-lovers and their well endowed equine deity.
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>>94467270
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>>94470899
I want this God-Jesus duo for Toonami but Demarco is too much of a fag to bring it
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>>94470884
Yeah, I still get them confused.

>>94470903
>Strongest Witch
>becomes godlike at the end of the series
The only reason she lost everything is because of fucking Homura.
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>>94467382
>The two different facial expressions on either side may emphasize Christ's two natures as fully God and fully human
I like that
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>>94470370
Moses was the guy who was made God's prophet, but then he kept getting mad at all the Jews being so dumb so he died in the Sinai desert.
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>>94470976
I watched Haruhi a decade ago and didn't understand shit. What the fuck is it actually about?
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>>94467270
>So who's the most Madoka tier, Christ-like figure /co/ has to offer?

Maybe?
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>>94467820
>"i died for your sins" jesus
>Not Optimus "Resurrection" Prime
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>>94471285
Haruhi is omnipotent but doesn't know it, lots of factions want to take advantage of her, but we better keep her amused for she could unknowingly erase existence on a whim if she gets too fed up with it.
That's pretty much all there is to it.
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>>94471285
Haruhi is a literal god and Kyon is a straight man trying to make her life appear normal.
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>>94471293
What's she been up to? Did she get gassed?
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>>94471605

No idea. I've lost track of her.
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>>94470841
His respawn time is longer but he can do it repeatedly forever, Jesus only gets to come back again during the End of Days.
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>>94470953
He said Jesus, not Lucifer.
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>>94471462
Isn't there a counter theory that Kyon is the god but he's too much of a beta to make himself the protagonist in his own story?
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>>94471655
Not even the Mutant Messiah can escape the void of editorial limbo
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>>94467361
>Stesus
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>>94470370
>>94470405
>>94470779
>>94471188
He's probably referring to the Ark of the Covenant
The great Flood is also where my mind went first, though
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