You're out on the boardwalk just minding your own business

>>94446041
You can call me daddy if you want

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>>94446041
>Next door, jackass.

>>94446041
"Are you looking for your dad? I can help you!"

and then I rape her.

Seriously if she picked damn near any other beach town she would have been raped to death by hobos in an hour.

I stick it in her pooper

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>>94446272

Hotglue her.

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>>94446041
"I think he's in the back of my windowless van, let's go check!"

>>94446041
>I would fuck it.

I thought SU fans were gay?

>>94447127
I don't actually watch SU lol

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>>94446272
And the reward for best reply in 2017 goes to Anon.

Does gem have pusspuss?

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>>94449162
Oh yeah they can make one has tight as you want. That's the appeal.

>>94446041
I TURNED MYSELF INTO PICKLE
PICKLE RIIIIIICK

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>>94449394
HEY MORTY I TURNED MYSELF INTO A LESBIAN
hehe

Sorry kiddo, I am 33 years old wizard!

>>94446041
Tell her I just want a quiet life

>>94451246
But the Wizard was undeterred!

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>>94446041
"HAIL DAGON, CHILD."

>>94446041
>"No, but tonight youll call me daddy"
Then i take her back to ly place, have intesne pssionate consentual sex, then let her stay with me in a commited relationship and live happily ever after

>>94451266
okay Joseph

>>94446272
Nice

>>94451411
*Kira

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