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Any other webcomics/comics/cartoon shows that give you this feeling?

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Any other webcomics/comics/cartoon shows that give you this feeling?

Source is from Homestuck.
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what feeling
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Feelings are for losers.
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>>94425734
The feeling of an author killing off your favorite ship.
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>>94425734
autism
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>>94425559
don't do feels, faggot
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>>94426531
got you covered

https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football/chapter-1
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>>94427174
Katnep is shit.
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>>94426526
hussie never kill davekat or rosemary
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>>94425559
Are you talking about the experience of reading Homestuck, or the feeling the character had reading this message, or the feeling the character who wrote the message had, or the feeling that the message is trying to impress on the character reading it?

the experience of reading Homestuck: maybe Dave Sim's "Cerebus." Reading it was a Herculean task that took years, and quality tanked in the latter half as the author went mad.

The feeling reading this message: Wendy Pini's "Elfquest." Worrying about the future can paralyze me in the present. Unconditional love is not something I deserve, and not something to be purchased from me.

The feeling of the character who wrote it: stuff by Grant Morrison when he's on the good drugs: I know this is important but I don't know why.

The feeling the message is trying to impress upon the character reading it: Paul Chadwick's "Concrete." Life is what we make it.
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>>94427564
Because these ships are profitable and give him the most amount of money from the Tumblr audience.
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>>94426796
wat teh fcuk
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>>94425559
>Any other webcomics/comics/cartoon shows that give you this feeling?
you mean anger for clicking on a gif and it is not animated? lemme think
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>>94427635
If you wait long enough, you will see a dead ghost Karkat screaming in horror before being erased by Vriskagram.
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>>94427594
It's good
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>>94427740
its a 3Kb gif, how new you think I am?
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>>94425559

What other mediums fill me with bitterness over so much wasted potential? Mass Effect, I guess.
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>>94427536
t. unlikable character
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>>94425559
Karezi sucks and I'm glad it's dead.
It was doomed to fail since penis ouija and the fact that you didn't catch this means your reading comprehension is shit.
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>>94428601
>It was doomed to fail since penis ouija
Because it gave you Davekat?
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when would have been the perfect time to stop reading homestuck?
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>>94428717
>after descend (short but sweet end)
>after cascade (good end)
>after game over (bad end)

take your pick
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>liking davekat
How has your taste gotten so shit, /co/

>>94428763

I liked Aranea as a character because functionally, her story ended with Game Over instead of being dragged to oblivion with everyone else.
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>>94428664
No
Because Karkat acting creepy and entitled towards Terezi painted their whole relationship as unhealthy, and Terezi had no reason to stick around and wait for Karkat to grow up or get better, or else she wouldn't have gone to fuck Dave with zero fucks given.
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>>94428664
>>94429100
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>>94429100
>>94429154
Not defending Karezi, but didn't she give a fuck about Karkat again after he gave her his speech in the dreambubbles?
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Do you think Kanaya has potencial to be a yandere?
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>>94429335
She didn't say a single word to him, and the next time they talk she's covered in juggalo jizz. There was nothing to it, nothing showed Terezi reciprocating. People just focus entirely on Karkat wanting to fuck her when she didn't want him.
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>>94429383
She protected him from Damara.
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>>94429383
I should clarify that she USED to, until around penis ouija when it narratively died.
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>>94429396
Nothing about that was inherently romantic. I mean, feel free to think it is, but you're no better than davekat shippers who read romance into their pre-retcon interactions.
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>>94429417
>Terezi crying when Gamzee stabbed Karkat
>Terezi cutting off John when he mentions Karkat
Oh, come on. Hussie baited this ship hard.
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>>94429510
>Being upset when your friend dies and someone mentions that he's dead like 5 minutes later
You're a hypocrite.
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>>94429340
her default personality is doormat, so no.
Remember with her crushes on Vriska and Act 5 Rose, it's dangerous ladies that make her giney tingle, not the other way around.
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reminder
the egg is for suffering
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>>94429598
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>tfw when karkats speech about the dancestors to terezi was too real for you

is this what triggers are
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>>94430018
>Karkat its at his best when not giving a fuck or telling people to not give a fuck
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>>94430097
karkats best moments was talking to himself.
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Still the 8est. Still, why couldn't this be fucking canon anyway? Why did Vriska have all her character development taken away?
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>>94426796
I think I like this, just hope it goes somewhere
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>>94430246
But you got your fucking JohnVris offscreen. :^)
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>>94430246
john is now living alone in slowly descending spiral of depression, i could see him to go with terezi in the search for vriska just to get out of his malaise
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>>94430615
Shiiiiiiiit.
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>>94430923
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>>94428219
new enough to not know every homestuck image is saved as a gif
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>>94431145
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>>94429579
if that were true, wouldn't their marriage be doomed to fail?
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>>94432068
perhaps if it was a real relationship and not a piece of fiction.
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>>94432028
>:33 < begone toth
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>>94431129
What about the flashes
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>>94432068
Yes
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>>94432068
>if that were true, wouldn't their marriage be doomed to fail?
most likely
>will there be collateral damage?
lets hope not
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>>94433322
They already spend their days in a dank cave using a rake to herd babies
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>>94433322
>this Rose-mom would happen
>after all those years
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>>94433369
>implying Rose has learned a fucking thing
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>>94430421
Well he technically does.
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>>94429858
do you think hussie genuinely wanted to show that john was unhappy in the end, to give his work the slightest bit of creative depth?
or are we just looking for something that isn't there?
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>>94433672
Subtlety isn't the forte of nuHuss, look at his conversation between Dave and John
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>>94433369
>>94433382
>Rose learning from her mistakes
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>>94430246
because huss wanted her all to himself
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>>94433702
that's kind of different, he obviously wanted to do that as fanservice to the majority of his crowd, and he wanted that message to reach even the dumbest of tumblr and the most in-denial of 4chan.
john (the straight guy) being forlorn in the end doesn't harm merch or yoaibait.
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>>94433702
>john's either depressed or bottling up his emotions like its an Olympic sport and hes going for the gold
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>>94433816
John's a shounen protag mixed with a western cartoon protag. he's not allowed to have feelings
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>>94433804
Yeah but the toxic masculinity speech rings hollow when Dave just goes off and BANGS DOG anyway
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>>94433858
he does have emotions, he threw a tantrum out of frustration so hard he passed out and lashed out at caliborn so hard he was drawing blood with his bare fists
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>>94433816
John's sexual rampage when
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>>94434033
soon after his genocide rampage
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>>94434058
where the fuck did john even get a sawed off shotgun? did he alchemize it for that sole purpose?
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>Dave will never accept that Bro was a bad parent, but forgive him as a guy who did care about him and just wasn't up to the task
>Dave will never from Bro's mistakes and take on the older brother role to Dirk, giving Dirk a stable mentor figure that could easily be used to wrap up his arc in a more satisfying manner
>Instead we get PTSD over cartoonish exaggeration
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>>94434058

>>94434086
its not like he couldn't just get one via alchemy or recton
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>>94434086
He could alway just go grab one from Pre-Apocalypse Earth. That was never a thing he couldn't do.
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>>94434113
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>>94434113
>>94434124
obviously i acknowledge that he could easily acquire one, it's just strange imagining that he would go to the trouble to spend at the very least several minutes trying to find a weapon that has never been shown in the comic, when he could have just as easily killed karkat with his bare fists.
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>>94426796
Just finished it.
Pretty fucking good
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>>94434103
Dave should redeem himself by being a better parent to his own kids.
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>>94434510
he could have killed every one in the room with his bare fist
but he wanted to make it cool
despite everything he's still a movie loving dork
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>>94434628
I didn't know it at the time, but that's exactly what I wanted to hear.
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>>94434608
You mean to his and Karkat's child?
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>>94434709
reminder
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>>94427565
only legitimate non meme answer
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>>94428931
Wrong, Anon. Aranea's story didn't end, it stopped. She just died a second time, and instead of fucking off back to ghost land, she disintegrated never be seen, heard of, or even mentioned ever again.
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>>94433322
>>94433712
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>>94435451
*antagonizes you
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>>94435518
Not sure how you would with this. This particular one is funny in concept and harmless in its execution. The other two are nonsensical in concept and tasteless in their execution.
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>>94435587
fuck
lets try again
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>>94434709
You mean his husband's son?
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january 2017 sure is a long month
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>>94435652
Same as that other one.
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>>94435727
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Hussie is great at destroying any goodwill or faith he has with audiences
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What's the latest news on Hiveswap?
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>>94436143
Even the team knows it's being delayed. The animator who did Act 7's name is Sham.
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>>94436158
>The animator who did Act 7's name is Sham.

Like Act 7, you can't blame that on her.
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>>94436258
Yes I can. I just did.
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>>94436369
Well you shouldn't, because her contributions are top notch, it's just that Hussie is a hack. Also;

>I know. You don’t think I know, but I know. I’m there too.
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>>94436143
still waiting for january 2017
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>>94436428
>>I know. You don’t think I know, but I know. I’m there too.
clearly I've missed something
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>>94427565
>The feeling reading this message: Wendy Pini's "Elfquest." Worrying about the future can paralyze me in the present. Unconditional love is not something I deserve, and not something to be purchased from me.
What? Is there a specific plot line that you're thinking of? I can't think of which one it is.
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>>94436488
disappointing is universal
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>>94426526
Shitty "shipping" bullshit is what brought tumblr and killed the comic. Prove me wrong.
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>>94436548
Traffic on started to grow exponentially just prior to the robosmooch.

BAM
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>>94436505
> worrying about the future
Cutter is constantly wrestling with the wolf "now" and leading his (extended) family into the unknown territory of "tomorrow." He doesn't get a handle on it until after the time-skip.
> unconditional love is not something I deserve...
Cutter and Leetah. Tyldak and Dewshine. Rayek and anybody.
> ... and not something to be purchased from me
maybe I was being too succinct. Someone doesn't become family just because they've done me a favour. Love can be freely given, and that means it can be freely not given too. and just because we can give it freely doesn't mean I should expect it to come to me easily, nor should other expect me to give it when they want it despite what I want. This isn't a specific story even thing, it's more like a bassline that's always playing in the background.
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>>94437280
To be fair, Rayek is an asshole, so just because he doesn't deserve unconditional love doesn't mean nobody does. But I see what you mean, particularly in the case of Tyldak and Dewshine, where "recognition" works nicely as a metaphor for the unconditional love that would be.

But does Elfquest actually advocate for giving unconditional love of your own will? It seems to me that you could simplify the themes to a blanket condemnation of the concept of unconditional love.
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Kanaya is cute!
CUTE!!!
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>>94438001
that's a weirdly sex baby
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>>94438001
Having the neck on a Grub makes it horrifying.
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>>94438909
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>>94425559
>Implying this wasn't a good thing
One more ship sunk and one more closer to the true pairing.
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>>94439787
>the true pairing
John/Mom?
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anyone else /frustrated/ that john didn't retcon all those troll deaths and instead just reinsert hussie's unlikeable bitch waifu back in
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>>94439956
>Dad cucked son with Alpha mom
>Beta mom got BONED
SAY IT WITH ME.
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>>94439787
Wrong murderous alien sister.
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>>94439998
Yes
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>>94440081
>Just Friends
>Dead
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>>94440152
>Just Friends
And in 3 years he didn't make any kind of a move on Terezi. No matter what, John would have to nut up and have some agency for once in his God damn life.

>Dead
The last time we saw either of them they were like 5 feet away from each other >>94433467
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>>94439998
Yup. And the thought that Vriska stopped [S] Game Over from happening by simply being there pisses me off almost as much as the fact that she cucked her way more developed and likeable alternate version and then somehow shoehorned herself in the spotlight of the final boss fight.
Homestuck should have ended with Cascade.
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>>94440343
>(Vriska)
>Developed or likable

That's a funny one, anon.
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>>94440211
>And in 3 years he didn't make any kind of a move on Terezi.
She's all he have, everyone's either in a relationship or dead.
>The last time we saw either of them they were like 5 feet away from each other
Last time we heard about her she's been sucked up in a black hole.
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Aren't you fags meant to stay in /trash/?
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>>94440605
Just the spiders.
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>>94440081
>>94439787
>>94440076
>>94440152
>>94440211
__________________why not both?___________________________________________
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>>94440831
Why not everyone?
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>>94440831
I support this if only the idea of Alternian slang for having two Morails in different quadrants being called "grinding the 'rails" amuses me.
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Homestuck ended at act 5 act 2

All my good ships are still viable and snarky lesbians are still sexy, exciting and not done to death.
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>>94441261
well the appeal was their constant flirtation, and honestly, rosemary would have been great if they became canon in the very end instead off just having that drunk kiss.
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>>94437590
> doesn't mean nobody does
That's good, because I didn't say nobody deserves unconditional love.
> a blanket condemnation of the concept of unconditional love
what? no, holy shit no, that'd be like saying a song is constantly shrill because you heard a high note.
Dont' be that guy, c'mon. Don't push things immediately to extremes just to argue.
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>>94441003
>filename
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Imagine Homestuck but with PICKLE RICK!
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>>94430246
This is the only HS ship I kinda liked, felt bad when John said he hated her but I can't blame him for that
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>>94441261
Homestuck ended with Descend. Everything that came after was a poor imitation driven by spite, with only occasional redeeming qualities that seemed to have slipped through almost by accident.
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>>94441261
Then was GAME OVER the end of the epilogue?
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>>94443062
Did you feel less bad when he immediately changed his opinion 30 minutes later
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>>94443318
Honestly it's been so long I've forgotten most of what happened in Homestuck
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i love Aradia
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>>94443209
Just because Star Wars peaked at Empire doesn't mean that Jedi was bad, it just introduced an alien race that kind of bogged things down and padded the run time.

It wasn't until Phantom that the story shifted to an entirely new cast of characters that ruined everything by trading in good storytelling for dull and lifeless exposition dumps.
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>>94443318
Personally, that made it shittier. At least when John hated Vriska it felt like something happened between them, that their interaction held relevance to who they were and they were changed by it in some way. I wouldn't call it good writing exactly, but I could understand it's purpose. To then have it mean nothing, for those interactions, and by extension all interactions we saw as an audience be reduced to them barely knowing or caring about each other at all, that's the real kick in the dick.
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>>94439787
>hearts
wrong symbol dunkass.
unless...
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>>94440423
Yeah, I know it's a huge stretch, but she at least had a character arc, unlike the other one which got thrown into the story with no lessons learned and apparently was the one we were supposed to root for in the end.
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>>94444300
They kind of both ended up not learning their lesson, (Vriska) just found a different self destructive dependency.
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>>94426796
The fact that this is on SB Nation is what makes it
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>>94444529
You know, I always considered Vriska's lesson was to not be a self centered cunt, but when you put it that way...
... Man, fuck everything after Cascade. None of it was salvageable besides Roxy, and even then she was just a teen Mom Lalonde who could talk.
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>>94445037
You trade one problem for another, I mean Roxy was pretty self-centered herself. as much as Dirk try to say she was selfless and a leader of the alpha group, she really wasn't.
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>>94445430
How so?
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>>94445430
Literally all the Alpha kids were self absorbed, she was just the only one amongst them who didn't make that the whole point behind her character.
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>>94444179
It's Rose in cosplay
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>>94444059
Yeah welcome to fans of the kids circa act 5 when Hussie lobotomized them.
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>>94445791
... Although...
>"I'm gonna drink away all my problems instead of trying to face them head on because underage drinking makes for character traits, right?"
... I... God damn...
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>>94445998
Dave and Jade were fine, and John only became bland and inoffensive enough for it to be a problem for a relatively small period of time. Only Rose got completely fucking ruined.
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Is Jade a musky husky
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>>94445688
eh, it's more or less what >>94445791 said, she was just the least self absorbed, and still is in the end. I feel like that flaw of hers wasn't explored to much in the end, after she beat alcoholism, they kinda just made her a character that can do no wrong.
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>>94446198
They made her a character that can do no anything.
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>>94446125
No, she's forcibly bathed regularly.
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>>94446246
she killed a version of herself and enter a pedo relationship with an girl who is eternally 11.
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>>94446117
>Dave: Turned into a complete faggot in every sense of the word who now has daddy issues because he needed yet another thing to be a victim of.
>Jade: Now completely robbed of every last shroud of relevance she might have had and became nothing more than a plot device.
>are fine.
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>>94446454
Act 5, anon.
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>>94446117
how was Rose ruined?
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>>94446576
>Flew away from the story to begin a quest for mad vengeance out of nowhere
>All of her logs became either exposition dumps or melodrama
>Almost all of her comedy and down to earth believability evaporated into thin air
>Nonsense character arc that goes nowhere
>She just kind of decides she doesn't hate Mom anymore and that she missed Jaspers
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>>94446508
Okay then, let me fix that.
>Dave: Got turned into a huge crybaby for some reason, and then did nothing of relevance besides failing to break a sword and blowing up with The Tumor.
>Jade: As customary, she did things of little importance throughout the arc before doing something actually important only to die afterwards, but this time she got a stratospheric buff and saved everyone with her new asspull ability.
>were fine.
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>when you realize your crackship competes with huge canon ones
>it's also your otp
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>>94446822
Dave had finally recognised and began to move out of Bro's shadow. He realized that the person he was, was just a pale imitation of someone he really didn't want to be. He was trying to figure out who he was, and he still thought he wouldn't find an answer that he liked. It makes sense for him to be somewhat listless.

And while it was all building up to a payoff that never really arrived, him eventually refusing to kill himself at Terezi's bequest was a really well built up and important moment, it showed that he was able to break his patterns of behavior.

While the tonal consistency of his Act 3 arc will forever be something special, he was still one of the better parts of Act 5.

And with Jade, you need to remember that up to that point she really didn't have a whole hell of a lot going on. Act 5 was when we got to see her dealing with a situation she had no control over and the disillusionment of the no longer being within her element. We actually got to see Jade be a character for once.
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>>94446576
>not remembering "Who's Rose"
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>>94445971
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>>94446576
hussie managed to make a lesbian relationship with an alien vampire boring.
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>>94448093
Yes
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>>94448450
Why is this more prevalent than not at all?
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>>94448450
I don't buy it.
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>>94448802
It's free
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>>94449245
What's wrong with it?
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>>94449310
It's shit.
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>>94448450
>>94448572
Clearly this is our calling. We need more.
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>>94449396
You're shit
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>>94449201
>Rose has on John's shirt, she slept in his bed
>Rose is clearly pissed at noticing John's scratch marks
>Implying she didn't make them
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Aranea is the 8est.
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>>94449812
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>>94450069
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>>94449657
She's embarrassed to be straight
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>>94450338
Why?
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>>94441622
I wasn't trying to be hostile, but now it seems like we were on two different wavelengths. Broadly speaking, shouldn't everyone place some basic conditions on love? There needs to be respect, mutual attraction, etc.

The idea here is that once you've given unconditional love, it can't be revoked if conditions change, or it wouldn't have been unconditional. Permanent relationships like marriage, or the relationship between a mother and her son... these can't be considered inviolable.
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>>94450701
And xeno tentacle isent?
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>>94451051
>>94450944
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>>94450870
It doesn't twitch or cum as much
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>>94451125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE
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>>94451051
Jade
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>>94451389
That face ruins it.
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>>94451480
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Oh heck, is this the Homestuck thread?

Here, have the best Dave/Terezi fic I've ever read.

Admittedly, that is not a large pool to select from.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/192684
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>>94451622
Larger than the pool of good davekat fics
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>>94451660
That's not a pool, it's a waterless desert
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>>94451761
As dry as Rose and Kanaya's sex life.
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>>94451888
As dry as Doc Scratch's wit.

Hah Hah, Hee Hee, Hoo Hoo
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>>94425559
Absolute and utter disgust, and later complete disappointment in myself for continuing to read the thing for far longer than it managed to remain interesting?

Webcomics:
>Megatokyo
>Penny Arcade
>Misfile
>Order of the Stick
>Erfworld
>Fans

Comics:
>Fables

Shows:
>Steven Universe
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>>94425559
quest/cyoa comics?

prequel
bug quest
decompressed
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>>94451888
is there any good fics that focused on rosemary?
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>>94453722
I remember a couple from the kinkmeme I enjoyed back in the day, let me see if I can find them.
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>>94454210
Nice!
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>tfw Homestuck made me fall in love with the Thief class
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>>94454210
dude, i miss kinkmeme
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>>94455081
The kinkmeme was my introduction to the wider fandom funnily enough. I got into this shitfest by reading and writing pornography of it, and from there the larger fandom led me to actually using 4chan.

What a strange ride it was.
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>>94455963
I have so many problems with you as a person.
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>>94456080
If I remember right, it went like this. One day, after reading a bunch of homestuck I wanted to look up some cute shipping art of it. So I started looking, and ended up finding links to fics people had done, a decent portion of those being on the kinkmeme. From there, I started looking into the kinkmeme proper and began my now lifelong habit of reading erotica on a regular basis like I'm Kakashi Goddamn Hatake.

From there, I found out that MSPAF was a thing and then that /hsg/ was a thing. Here we are now.

Fuckin homestuck man.
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>>94456226
You did this.

You.
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Are we ever going to get that epilogue or is this dead in the water?
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>>94456275
Nah. He removed any mention of an epilogue in his newspost.

And what do you want anyway?
>John gets a female literal who NPC as girlfriend
>Davekat wedding
>Davepeta is back
>Terezi sees a light and the epilogue ends
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>>94426526
But Gamzee treated he like trash, and is one of the worst characters in Homestuck

And he killed best girl Nepeta
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>>94426796
I really liked this, but at the same time I was kind of disappointed. It feels like the author took every single step possible to make the setting as immutable and limited as possible, way beyond what logic would allow for. So you have a ton of incredibly unlikely twists without real explanation, and that's, uh, that's it. That's all of existence, forever. It's depressing in that sense, but even then it doesn't dwell on that existential horror.
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>>94444059
The entire rant about "I barely knew that person for a day!" doesn't really make sense when it's the single most important day of your life and the entire world ended.
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>>94456884
There's also the fact that it's a story, and every single story ever told has it's characters exist within a hyperbolic time chamber of development where a an hour can be a year's worth of life experience. It's a concession that has to be made, because that's the nature of telling a story, you can't show it all, but it still needs to have meaning.
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>>94446576
Andrew Hussie cannot write romantic relationships for his life.
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>>94456927
Hussie can't keep Jade straight and has to pair her off with a shemale because ~*GAY SINGULARITY*~.
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>>94456965
He can write like, the first half of a romance. Then he just drops that plotline and starts a new one.

...actually, now that I think about it, that's how he writes all of his plots.
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>>94448049
that wasn't from Rose's character being ruined. That was from the three months of updates that Rose was completely absent from.

>Rose gone for months
>Comes back dressed up like a goth slut
many erections were had
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>>94457033
>Hussnasty
>erections

What is wrong with you?
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you know, I wish Hussie had the balls to have just written Rose as having always been sexually attracted to her mother.
Instead of Rose's simply only having an authority problem, make it so that all her passive aggressive back and forth were just bizarre 13 year old girl with a screwed up head trying to flirt with her mother. Mom being none the wiser. And Rose could finally get an outlet for that attraction in the motherly Kanaya.
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>>94456950
You don't even need that to be a concession; stories about growing up often tackle a pivotal moment or extreme event that would naturally shake someone from their rut. Everything that happens in a story like Homestuck's would be hyper-potent for the cast as they are defined as being creatures of habit to a comical degree and they're all dealing with a frankly absurd level of wish-fulfillment and tragedy all at once. It's the kind of event where you don't NEED "ayy lmao juggalo crazy sobriety!!!" to convincingly have someone go on a murder spree. You don't need to justify extreme reactions to innocuous comments. You don't have to run in circles. Everything is going to be extremely important to the characters because of context.
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>>94457025
are you saying hussie can't finish anything? which makes sense.

out of all of his projects, he only finished two.
Problem Sleuth and And It Don't Stop.
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>>94457084
that was from a later update. This was the first panel of Rose in Act 5
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>>94457098
oh god think of the lost potential
so many jokes about Rose having an Oedipus complex
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>>94457139
Yes, but it's not just that he can't finish stories, he can't even finish subplots within his stories. He just builds tension, switches viewpoint, builds tension, switches viewpoint, ad nauseam until he loses interest in the subplot and half-asses a resolution off-screen or something.
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>>94457254
sounds like problem sleuth.
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>>94457254
Cohen agrees with you.
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>>94457293
You what?
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>>94457293
Yeah I agree. I've never been a big fan of the second half of problem sleuth probably for that reason.
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>Watching chinese cartoons
>Insert song kicks in
>Get wave of early act 5 nostalgia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl9numCNoo0
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>>94452509
Underrated response.
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>>94457025
He doesn't write the first half. He is very good at SHIPPING characters, teasing their mutual attraction, and watching them gradually warm up into an official relationship... then promptly either breaks them up with cheap forced drama or shoves them offscreen.
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>>94457410
nobody likes you eri kindly wwalk out of existence
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>>94458048
fuck off and die filthy homefuck
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>>94457157
Thinking about this it could be even said that it could make a extra layer of humour/irony when you consider she was all about telling other people they have subconscious incestuous kinks and all that Freudian jazz. It was all projection and repression after all..
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>>94458132
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>>94458048
Is she housebroken?
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>>94458276
Yes but not spayed or neutered.
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>>94457726
You could argue that the others are merely flirting and banter, but John/Vriska legitimately had the first half of a romantic arc. We saw them get to know each other, there was sincere, established attraction, and it was clear what the stakes were and what the major obstacles to their relationship were.
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>>94458337
You just have to be careful
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>>94458281
what a cute
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>>94456328
>John gets a female literal who NPC as girlfriend
>its Joey's mom
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>>94458729
But that's Jake's wife!
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>>94458743
Its a second marriage
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>>94458774
>Rose is married to Anna
Uhhh
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>>94458729
So you're telling me John went back and kidnapped a woman from the 1990's with his retcon powers, and then forced her into marrying him on a strange alien planet?
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>>94458799
Surprising how even post-op she's able to have kids
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>>94458807
he didn't force her to do anything
bitches love adventure and interdimentional travel
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>>94458807
More like, Hiveswap takes place in earth C
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>>94458957
so he dr. who'd her and then they played doctor, and then they played doctor remixes?
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>>94458966
So John became Jake and took Jade's name?
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>>94458998
that's not even on the top ten kinkiest shit he's done
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>>94458774
>CANON
-CANON-
jobs for characters in the new universe
----------------------------------------------------------
John: World famous movie critic and later director of critically acclaimed "Troll Ghost Busters"

Rose: Author of the best selling novel in history "How I Slept With My Mother"

Dave: Professional "Dog Breeder"

Jade: Founder of the "Pups for Pawns" foundation.
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Jane: Current CEO of Betty Crocker Corp.

Dirk: Created the first line of advanced sexbots with AI

Roxy: CEO of Micropenisoft CORP.

Jake: World renowned explorer and responsible the discovery of the "libido gene"
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Aradia: Discovered the frog ruins for the new universe. Currently in the future raising the future SBURB players.
Vriska: Empress of NuAlternia
Terezi: Ambassador of NuAlternia
Sollux: CEO of TwinApple INC.
Kanaya: Mothergrub Attendant
Karkat: A slave
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Davepeta: Murdered
Jasperose: MIA
ARquius: Designer for AI sexbots
Nannasprite(s): Living happily with Dad Crocker
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Chess people all live quiet and fruitful lives. Except for Jack, who is the crime boss of a massive drug cartel in NuAlternia
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>>94459227
>critically acclaimed "Troll Ghost Busters"
It wasn't even that good! It was just pandering to New Hollywood, which is run by greedy trolls!
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>>94458393
But it happened off screen to versions of the characters that literally never interacted, and then they broke up for unexplained reasons, one of them was erased from existence and the other fell into a relationship with a pedophile and reverted her development back zero and then just kept going, before another version of her was introduced where that never happened at all!

That's just as good, right? Offscreen events and ultimate selves are totally satisfying conclusions, right?
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>>94459056
No, I'm saying he cucked Jake!
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>>94459272
Yeah but it flopped at the troll box office
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>>94459272
>>94459344
yet it was oddly successful with human audiences
most argue that it contains an astonish amounts of human supremacy propaganda cleverly disguised as comedy
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>>94459493
All his films are like that, it's rather odd. But it's just a rumor really, like how people say Jane puts chemicals in her products that render trolls sterile.
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>>94456806
We all agreed the ending was meh but it was a good experience.
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>>94459227
>Karkat: A slave
KEK
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>>94459976
Davekat? More like Slavekat.
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kanaya is best girl
she's literally a pure virgin maiden
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>>94459973
don't even got Worm in the "Others" section
for shame
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>>94434033
jojostuck
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>>94460094
yeah, about that.
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>>94459973
No. The last few acts and the ending were so shit that they ruined the experience of the comic as a whole for me.
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>>94460216
It's neither a webcomic nor a fanventure
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>>94460283
neither are Undertale or 17776
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>>94460216
Gonna add later
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>>94459227
>Davepeta: Murdered

I don't care if you hate Davepeta's entire existence ya fool, do NOT separate the purest ship.
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>>94460461
Davepeta is literally a fucking abomination, and they were consumed by a black hole and are dead. Thankfully.
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>>94459227
Its canon Terezi and Vriska get murdered too.
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>>94460506
Do you have a legit source for that? Does your dad work at mspa? No?

BZZZZZZT!

DENIED!
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>>94460086
Dave isn't cut out for being a dom, much less BDSM
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>>94460506
>Davejade shippers shitting their pants at the prospect of Davepeta still being alive
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>>94460695
>Davepeta nowhere to be seen in the credits or even mentioned in the snapchats
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>>94460695
Why would Jade even go for Davepeta, she never dated Davesprite and has spent years away from Davepeta at this point.
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>>94460552
The source is called being sucked into a black hole.
Davepeta's only ever use was being a litmus test for whether or not a person's taste is shit.
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>>94460799
At the point in the credits davepeta was still at least half 13 while jade is 21. It doesn't surprise me shippers want to make her a pedophile just to get get her away from dave and karkat.
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>>94460863
It's not like enthusiastic shooty girls being pedophiles for a 13 year old abomination is new at this point for Cohen.
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>>94460695
>Davepeta's role in the story is to fuck Jade and make Davejade shippers mad
>while Karkat is reduced to Dave's gay accessory and needs to stand next to him at all times
>this is a good thing
Why? Why do you eat shit?
>>
Is Davepeta/Jade just as triggering as Davekat?
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>>94460777
Davesprite had a whole in-story meme about people thinking he was dead for good only for him to still be alive.
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>>94461187
Davesprite also wasn't sucked into a black hole.
Also really, why would a 21 year old girl date a 13 year old she barely knows?
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>>94460799
She also spent 3 years away from Dave and everyone else so that's a stupid argument
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>>94461058
For a DaveJade fan? Sure.

For others? It's just meh/I don't care, but the implications are cancerous that Davekat still exists.

>>94461187
Also this.

>>94461236
Hussie is a hack, anon. He can make it work.
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>>94461236
If sprites don't age, why was nothing said about Jade being 16 while dating a 13 year old?
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>>94461263
Some of you fucks actually WANT Davepeta around? What in the ungodly fuck is wrong with you?
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>>94461236
Hussie wouldn't have terezi out looking for Vriska only for Vriska to not be alive, that makes no sense narratively, so we can assume there were survivors
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>>94461281
Because they broke up half way through the 3 year journey so it'd a 14/15 year old dating a 13 year old.
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>>94443827
>It wasn't until Phantom that the story shifted to an entirely new cast of characters that ruined everything by trading in good storytelling for dull and lifeless exposition dumps.
So Hivebent. So Homestuck ended at End of Act 4.
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>>94461281
Because that's a junior dating a freshmen.
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>>94461354
>There are survivors
>Davepeta wasn't one of them
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>>94426796
I liked this.
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>>94461242
Yeah, but they were still her friends she had history with. And at this point she's spent years living with them.
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>>94461378
Nah, Act 4 had too many loose ends for the story to end there you know, kinda like Act 7!. Homestuck could have ended in either Cascade or Game Over.
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>>94460842
Ergo:
>Source: BEcause I sad so!

That's an F-- for you mister! Better luck next time.
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>>94461295
One person, who I motion to kick out of being considered a "person" on the grounds of liking Davepeta
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>>94461495
Why are you posting pictures of OCs here?
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>>94461410
Nothing weird was mentioned about the Davepeta and Jade kiss. Either way there's zero indication that sprites don't age, and Jade wouldn't have been as hung up over Davesprite during grimbark if that was the case.
>>
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>>94461726
Yeah, because at that point she was 16 and that thing was 13. Pay attention you dumb twat.
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Is a shame that JohnRoxy got sunken the cherub limeloli
but its really bums me ou that we never got to see John become the step father of Dave and Rose
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>>94461879
Calliope is not cute enough to be a loli
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>>94461808
If he had no problems retconning Calliope from being a loli, Hussie has no problems handwaving sprites not aging especially when nothing even implied that anyway. Be happy that you at least get a consolation ship.
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Calliope is literally the worst character in Homestuck.

Only Davepeta can compete.
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>>94462173
>he had
Cohen had. Snapchats aren't canon anyway.
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>>94462173
>Be happy that you at least get a consolation ship.

????
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>>94462523
Davejade is consolation to davesprite/jade
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>>94425559
>Homestuck
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>>94462684
This thread has been going for days, where the fuck were you
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>>94462320
shes the other side of the coin to the best character what did you expect
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>>94457353
I was making a troll gofundme to send Cohen this book (i know his adddress) but my attorney convinced me otherwise.
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HOEMSTUCK RUINEDF AMY FUCKING LKOFIFIFIIIIIIIIIFE
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>>94462728
10 copies of it, actually.
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>>94463063
K6BD *was* a fanventure remember
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>>94461855
Wouldn't her AI just shut down
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>>94463146
It's glitched.
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>>94461879
that scenerio would have been comedy gold. and brought the family closer together. man i love JohnRoxy because of dumb shit like that.
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>>94463371
They could name their daughter Rose Egbert
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>>94463371
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>>94462704
whats with the niggerface
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>>94463394
those motherfuckers
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>>94463371
>>94463385
>everybody calls new rose the better rose
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>>94463429
Rose and Joey can bond over being neglected in favor of their little sisters!
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>>94463463
Half sisters
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>>94463660
Half as good
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>>94463766
Just awful.
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apperently Double Death of the aurthor is still going.
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>>94464223
Is this more to your liking perhaps?
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What was the point of Karkat?
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>>94465511
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>>94465511
introduce the trolls into the narrative as well as functionally being the ringleader during Sgrub. This fell apart afterward though, not really to his fault though, more that all the flaws of the trolls got the better of them.
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>page 8
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>>94466724
last HS thread archived. We're so dead we kill ourselves.
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>>94467762
What? No he didn't.
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>>94466817
we double ded then?
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>>94468503
yes
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>>94468388
Get with the times grandma.
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>>94467762
>>94468761
Its shelby's sister. Nothing improved to you. But since youre in the subject
>hussie's mom reviewed +1000 books
>"wow his family should be smar-"
>this got 5 stars
Ignorance is bliss.
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>>94463063
>>94463093
Yet another Blue Girl is best Girl.
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gotta love dem cobalt gals
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>>94469628
You picked the wrong one fuckass
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>>94469823
>>94469823
Cyan its best blue
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>>94469628
>ifunny.co
I know this is bait but I'm actually feeling a little bit of my soul dying.
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best ending
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>>94468503
Last thread was an abomination that deserved to be purged from the world.
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>>94470431
>not wifeing both of them
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>>94470895
Is that a veil or did Nep fuck up Karkat's face?
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>>94471172
The latter
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Is this Homestuck's best joke?
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>>94468761
Wow, Hussie looks pretty respectable when he's not acting like a teenager.
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>>94472087
No way, fag
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>>94472087
eh. it's a little forced. Granted that was probably the point, but it does stop it from being funny.
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>>94472087
Not a Dave Joke, so no.
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PICKLE RICK
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>>94472087
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>>94473504
NOBODY CARES
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>>94450811
Okay I think I see. You're not bein' hostile, but you are taking things to extremes. Love isn't a math problem with boolean values and integers, it's an engineering problem with thresholds and continuums. Like, you said "permanent relationships," but not relationship survives the death of one of the participants, so we can't call it "permanent." But you did, and I know what you meant by "permanent" without you having to qualify it.

I have an older brother, who's not a bad guy but I don't like him. I hate his wife. I don't entirely trust him. But I still love him, he can rely on me, and he doesn't have to *do* anything in exchange before or after. There's no "if you break up with your wife, then I'll love you", no "if you stop going to church I won't love you anymore."
> but what if he does {insert extreme scenario here like, I dunno, molesting a circus clown, or removing his skin to reveal he's a lizardman}
but he wouldn't, so why push him away for a hypothetical that won't happen? I'd end up pushing everyone away from me, and living in a basement where my only relationships are safely superficial.
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>>94473523
If Equius liked livestock why did he never farm
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>>94474449
>implying he didn't plan to go buy a ranch with his wife Aradia where they'd raise milkbeasts and have many freakish midblood children
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>>94473563
>NOBODY CARES
No.

You don't care. You, singular.

You don't care about the cultural bastion that is Pickle Rick. Do you have any idea how greatly Pickle Rick has influenced our society you fucking wretch? Do you understand the degree to which this messiah of progress has shaped and molded our society in the short span of time it has blessed us?

No. You don't.

You don't understand because you are a fucking cultural pollutant that sees fit to shoot down any sign of cultural diversity (no, not THAT kind of diversity). You are a leech that only seeks to diminish the growth of human civilization in terms of not only the development of the animated entertainment industry, but the development and progress of art as a medium.

I hope you sleep easy knowing you actively work to reverse the progress we have made as a collective species, and work to stunt any future progress we may work towards.

You fucking degenerate.
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>>94473523
>all preretcon sprites good
>all postretcon sprites bad

???
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>>94473523
Man, why is ARquius such a shit character?
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>>94465511
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>>94475408
happy 8th homestuck anniversary everyone!
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>>94475408
Who is kissing Karkat?
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>>94475464
idk some asshole
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>>94475553
Looks like Lars from Steven Universe
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>>94475408
HAPPY
FUCKING
BIRTHDAY
HOMESTUCK

YOU WILL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED FOR A FUCKING MEME SHIP
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>>94475738
>Homestuck's remembered not for its multimedia nature
>or hypertext stuff
>or its length, characters, or anything else
>it's remembered for being SO GAY
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>>94468580
JOHN NO
>>
gay
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>>94475842
Hussie signed on with insecure teenagers who have to project everywhere, he made his bed now he has to shit in it
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>>94476028
John YES
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>>94476251
Just a bit of friendly advice, but if you're trying to "trigger" people you should probably rename your filenames so it's obvious you didn't just grab them a minute ago by browsing the tags. It would make it seem like you're actually invested.
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i still don't think davekat is canon, fuck what everyone thinks
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>>94476603
It's not. The two people who pushed for it recanted their statements, and Hussie tiptoed around it and instead teased other, better opportunities.
The real question is why would anyone pick Karkat over Jade?
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>>94476644
Weenie fetish
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>>94476603
>>94476644
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>>94476696
>the most andrew can actually draw is karkat furious over being drawn on

Do these people really find this an ideal relationship? Where one of the party is a screaming midget?
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>>94476696
Holy shit, it's male Tavris lmao
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>>94476839
At least with Tavris Vriska tried to flirt
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>>94425559
What feeling?

The feeling of being given balls so fucking blue that it's not even blue anymore, it's purple balls?

Jesus christ, fuck Hussie for leaving so much shit in the air. The fucker actually phoned in the ending and left it up to us to decide what happens.

You know, I figured out what happened... He became a cuck. It all started with the whole CAUCASIAN incident. That was when Hussie actually gave in to the more rabid side of the fanbase that were hardcore leftists. Then he dated a girl that was a leftist and fell in with those ideals, which explained why he wanted to make things gayer later on. Hussie, being so cucked and not wanting to piss off his beloved SJW fanbase, thought of an ending which wouldn't be offensive at all.

He can go fuck off. Him and his fucking vaporware trash of a game. I'll forever be pissed at the 1/4th assed ending he gave us. It was somehow even worse than Katekyo Hitman Reborn's ending.
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reminder that hussie is only patronizing shelby since he's drilling her hot sister
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>>94476886
>thought of an ending which wouldn't be offensive at all.


They were still offended, because no Davekat, and because the girls had visible breasts and thus couldn't be trans.
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>>94476696
>some artist who has always been biased towards davekat gets to draw for hussie
>lole davekat is canon
wooooooooow
karezi is better in every way
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>>94476888
I wonder if this was the reason why Roxycal became canon over Johnroxy. A nice little wedding gift to his sister-in-law.
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>>94476921
Shelby was a hardcore Johnkat, get your fandom history straight.
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>>94476921
That's not saying much.

Also holy fuck, it really IS her little sister. That fucking leak was true.
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>>94476973
>was a hardcore Johnkat
Who says she can't force her other ships into the comic?
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>>94476991
>look up michaela cragg
>Shelby's younger sister is Michaela and graduated semi-recently

Jesus christ.
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what makes the ending so shit is that hussie lets others force his beliefs on him. everything has to be innoffensive or gay in order for the tumblrz to not rant on their website that homestuck hurt muh fee fees
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>>94477031
Hussie is trying to change away from his naturally cynical nature. Now everything is a harmless reference.
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>>94477009
At least she makes a good fairy Vriska.
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>>94426796
>lets take homestuck and remove any of the art and just keep the extremely boring chatlogs
brilliant
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>>94477133
Are you sure that's not Shelby
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>>94477009
What the fuck, that was real?

I legitimately thought that was a hoax.
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>>94477275
Shelby posted progress pics of a (Vriska) cosplay. Her sister is the fairy Vriska.
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>>94477287
I did too, but I randomly looked it up, since it'd be easy enough to disprove.
But nope, Hussie is really legitimately dating Shelby's sister.
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>>94477369
So we can basically dismiss anything she says
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hi i recently reread problemsleuth and the mobius double reacharound and can confirm i miss when hussie was based
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>>94477416
I mean you could do that anyways but at least now you're more justified to do so.
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>>94477416
No. Everything she says is right and canon.

It's her comic now.
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>>94477474
That's what I mean. Bitch can just request whatever she wants because she's family.
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>>94477299
>Shelby went as the ugly weenie version
>Is kind of tubby and schlubby looking, and cosplay is inaccurate

>Her sister went as the younger, sexier Vriska
>She's clearly the hot sister, and her cosplay is far more on point

At least Hussie clearly chose the right sister.
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>>94477493
>and still Hussie didn't actually make davekat canon
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>>94477538
Huss is the master of teasing while still getting something out of it.
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>>94476696
>tfw Andrew barely puts any effort into his work nowadays but the most he can do is shipping shit
I don't mind Davekat that much now but seriously what the fuck.
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>>94477493
>>94477538
What a wonderful irony that she must cling to this small modicum of power, not even derived of any personal talent or merit mind you, but her sister's, and she is still incapable of truly legitimizing the existence of Davekat.

How sad. Pulls on the damn heartstrings it does.
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>>94477674
This is how it works. She fucked her way into Homestuck, then SU, and almost, just almost, to Hussie. But still fails.
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>when you fuck your way to Hussie's inner circle but all he's willing to do is random doodles to appease you, so you instead try to draw fanart but get the basic details of the character wrong
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>>94477442
Fuck off.
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>>94456755
It wasn't just talking about gamzee.
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>>94425734
Melodrama? Glurge? Pointless, self-aggrandizing teenage angst?
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>>94425734
That feeling you get when that one family member that you idolized turned out to be a piece of shit, or got addicted to drugs and just ruined their life.
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>>94477698
Bet she's still mad that she missed out on the undertale chance.
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>>94477698
Young Owen Wilson is tripping mad balls as the sky is enveloped by a strange brown haze.
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aradia is my fifth best girl of all time


why can't hussie see this and give me aradia quest 2017
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>>94478537
Because he already has #1.
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>>94478604
WRONG
Edea Lee is my #1 best girl

Vriska is like #18
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>>94473523
I am going to ruin ARquius for you

read his dialogue like he's sheldon and add laugh tracks
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>>94478661
Why do this?
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>>94476075
×10
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>>94480287
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Rose and Jade.
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>>94480903
I want to pet Jade
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>>94481513
That's weird man. It's like a pet but you fuck it.
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>>94481536
Are you telling me if your beloved dog or cat wasn't also a really hot chick you wouldn't penis that?
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>>94480903
also in troll flavor
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>>94481658
Why does troll Rose look cross-eyed?
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>>94481747
she's trying to look at her forehead
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>>94481770
What's on her forehead?
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>>94481804
semen
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>>94481747
She's doing a racist impression.
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>>94481658
>>94481747
>>94481770
>>94481804
>>94481818
kek
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>>94425559
Sure, there is one.
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>>94481887
man, agreed. Sinfest might be the only other webcomic that has fallen as far as Homestuck did
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>>94481943
I'm still reading it hoping for the best
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>>94481818
Whose semen is it?
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>>94482007
good question. in a bukkake there are many men
>>
homestuck fandom and broken dreams and promises of great things unfulfilled
after 5 years of unceasing devotion and participation in the fanbase i now want to kill every troll i see
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>>94480903
Post the skimpy version
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>>94482047
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>>94482060
Yes good.
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>>94481513
Subtle
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>>94482209
Oh. I see it.
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>>94482060
So is Rose wearing underwear there or not
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>>94482280
You cannot prove that Rose ever actually wore underwear in the comics.
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>>94482355
Terri8le.
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>>94482371
Rose wore pants at some point. Jade did not. Therefore Jade could be commando the entire time.
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>>94482404
rose wore leggings. leggings aren't exactly pants
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>>94482491
They are if they go all the way up.
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>>94482491
So what, you could see Rose's junk through the slightly see-thru fabric of her god-tier leggings?
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>people still don't believe davekat is canon
Lmao
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>>94482700
Remember when icels flipped the fuck out, got super drunk, and started ranting about the homophobes winning because it wasn't canon
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>>94482404
But Jade with squiddle panties is cute.
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>>94482757

I doubt she wears panties anymore now that she has that dog cock. It's just too big to be contained inside a pair of panties.
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>>94483006
I know right, that puss probably puffy and wet enough to tear through a normal pair.
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>>94483028
That's called a cameltoe you dumb fuck.
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>>94482757
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>>94483148
>all the jades these days are hairy muscular doms
>no qt shy Jades
It hurts.
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>>94483224

Homestuck literally has nothing but hairy dom girls and lesbians, with the possible exception of Feferi.
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>>94483332
Homestuck art you mean.
Actual Homestuck has plenty of submissive waifus that just want love. Even Vriska's got her vulnerabilities and secret need to cuddle.
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>>94483383
Even Rose is, in Hussie's own words, adorable. Kanaya too.
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>>94474449
He'd break most of the equiupment.

>>94474473
That's funny enough for a request.

>>94475060
Because you have shit taste. And probably ship davekat/jadekat/whichever ship is considered 'worst' by you filthy homefucks I don't even care about 95% of the comic.

>>94478661
No you can't do that. I already have octopimp's deep, almost whispery voice for Equius headcanon'd. Only thing that changes with AR is that now he has a robotic rumbling undertone to it.
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>>94483438
>Because you have shit taste
Are you actually defending the abomination that Equius became?
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>>94483438
>for a request
So do it.
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>>94483224
>jade is the excitable nerdy island girl who ran around playing with stuffed animals and loved dogs
>somehow translates to the rock but with girl hair
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>>94483486
I'm pretty sure Hussie all imagined the girls as vaguely cute, until he let people takeover with their headcanons
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>>94483533
Pretty much all of them except Calliope were imagined to be highly merchandisable. Maybe the dancestors were less cute. Definitely less cute.
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>>94483486
I wonder how Betel feels about all the art of ugly man Jade
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>>94483467
I don't think he changed that much. More like he has episodes where he is 13 year old Dirk but otherwise they blend together almost seamlessly compared to all other sprites.

If you don't care about that look at it this way: he is pretty gosh darn happy. And if my boy is happy I got the best out of this cancerous comic already.

>>94483471
I didn't say I was gonna do it; I can't draw. I meant that you can ask an actual artist to draw it cos this sounds like a fun concept.
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>>94483659
Is she still around?
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>>94483751
Yes, she cofounded Homestuck Inc just a few months ago with Hussie.
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>>94483383
>ywn cuddle Vriska
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>>94483770
I'd rather cuddle someone who hasn't got horns that can spike me in the face.
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>>94483787
Like Jade? She'd get fleas everywhere.
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>>94459973
>prequel
>in progress
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>>94483787
Sometimes sacrifices must be made.
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>>94483806
Jade is a well groomed and bathed dog. Also she's radioactive so I'm pretty sure any parasites on her are dead.
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>>94483847
Your life isn't worth it. Don't roll with a troll.
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>>94483865
She can't be radioactive and fertile, the two are pretty exclusive.
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>>94483934
It's comicbook radiation, her superpower is breeding.
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>>94483787

That's why you go with Feferi or Meenah, their horns aren't spiky.
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>>94483962
They're still large and hard. Sure you won't get spiked but do you really want a dildo made out of fingernail material poking you in the face?
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How would the trolls fare in a mmo?
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>>94484094
Half of them played MMOs in the first place.
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>>94483905
Shut up John
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>>94484094
psh that's not scientific research, that's just the signs grouped together by element

fire, earth, air, and water, respectively
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>>94483905
DON'T DATE
TROLLS!
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>>94484176
John's not the one who implemented the various troll ghettos though.
>>
>>94484198
There's nothing trolls offer that human girls don't do better.
>>
>>94484017

I want a dildo made out of fingernail material poking me up the butt
>>
>>94484233
Fulfil the basic human desire to fuck all things great and strange?
>>
>>94484278
Exactly, human girls do that better
>>
>>94484233

A human girl can't penetrate you with her tentabulge though.
>>
>>94484094
Why do you have to be a cunt to water elements. I'm a sadge and think they are pretty cool. Scorpio fits better as a melee DPS I think. Also, without healers you might as well kill yourselves.
>>
>>94484290
That's just a vagina, lot's of people have fucked vaginas before.
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>>94484094
>Karkat
>Vriska
>Dumb Healer Cucks
Just no...
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>>94483787
You disgust me.
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>>94484303
Neither can troll girls, because they don't have your shitty fanon genitals.
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>>94484361
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdj-BgSXBrY
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>>94484398
>davejade gets two good fan songs
>davekat's most fervent supporter, who is hussie's sister in law, can't even get it canon

Lel
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>>94484377
The halfbreeds are insulting
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>>94484544
Don't date trolls.
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>>94484605
>Broadway Karkat
It's shit.
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>>94484587
Go suck an egg.
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>>94484605
>the best davekat fansong is a fucking broadway karkat abomination

Lel
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>>94484641
Oh youre one of the spammers who cant tell what is a joke
>>
>>94484646
Rather an eggsucker than a trollfucker
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>>94484671
Bitch you don't get to bring that trash to my thread and then play it off as a joke. Defiling anyone's ears like that should be a felony, regardless of your intentions behind it, understand?
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>>94484702
Just Walk Away From Screen Nigga Haha
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>>94484665
Davekat has become like what Rosemary was before it was abandoned. The two characters sitting together smiling, even when this is as far from their actual dynamic as you can get.
>>
>>94484740
Shut up Kanaya, you're so dumb you married Rose.
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>>94484766
And they had a jewish wedding.
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>>94484680
More Meu for the rest of us!
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>>94484815
She fucked a clown. She's not just used goods, she's ruined goods. Least Nepeta died a virgin.
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>>94484746
Those people don't want conflict or even interaction, they just want perfect gay babies.
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>>94484837
That's why you go directly to the source and get a fresh, immaculate copy, free of honkrot.
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>>94484912
The source is already tainted by clown meat.
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>>94484935
Further back in the archive, you dolt!
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>>94484962
The entire archive is corrupted, it's all clowns!
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>>94484646
With grey, you pay.
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>>94484962
>>94484975
Whistles the circus clown actually has first dibs on any female characters that Hussie creates, thanks to an antiquated Prima Nocta law.
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>>94484975
Think outside of what you consider to be Meu.
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>>94485128
So an actually good character?
>>
>>94485126
>Rosemary wedding night
>About to do it
>Whistles bursts through the window, pies Rose in the face, and leaves
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>>94485126
That law circumvented by multiple waifu clauses, meaning that Vriska is the only female not to get the HONK.
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>>94485157
Pfft! Dancestors aren't characters! Silly anon...
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>>94485236
Neither is Calliope
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>>94485192
>Rosemary
>sex ever
>hasn't heard of lesbian bed death
>>
>>94485301
First off, when did I ever bring her up? Second, yes, you're right. Calliope was pretty much like post Act 5 Jade, a plot device that was completely pointless to the story except for the one thing she's supposed to do at the end.
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>>94485399
Didn't they only ever interact once, and with her threatening Roxy?
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>>94485399
>RoxyJade

Don't start this. It's gonna end up like RoseJade where it's a stupid ship with no real chemistry that a few people ship then a bunch of those assholes jump ship and before you know it a giant hairy Roxy is cuddling a giant hairy Jade. And it starts with you.
>>
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>>94485399
>Jade
John*
Come on, it's not like Rose and Dave where they look similar, only a dumb retard baby would confuse Jade for John.
>>
ships are not prizes to be fought over
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>>94485519
Yeah but waifus are.
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>>94485399
>nipple
Bye
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>>94483847
john truly is the MVP
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>>94485643
Humanity won't bone across the stars if we don't all do our part.
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