As a thank you for the anon who recommended me Jonah Hex, here is a storytime of my favorite story.
Hex is DC's Clint Eastwood, to put it short.
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>>94409169
>Hex is DC's Clint Eastwood, to put it short.
Yeah, they're both even huge racists.
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>>94409182
maybe I should have storytime literally the previous issue then.
>>94409197
why would anyone call Hex racist if not for bait, though?
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>>94409256
I am aware that Palmiotti is basically ripping off Priest, but it works
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Lurkin
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>>94409306
you damn right should
I will storytime the one issue moar due to that anon baiting me, but after that, I'll need a drink
>>94409325
also... Gulacy
Paul Gulacy
>>94409345
Gulacy should have done much more hex
>>94409361
Hiro should change the storytime rules for /co/
>>94409385
I wouldn't post the comments, if not for the time between posts that it takes to upload the pic and post
>>94409385
How do you mean
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>>94409403
I mean, the way it was before.
I think that Hiro is a smart lad, and he understands what makes /co/ tick the right way
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>>94409403
60 second cooldown with the capcha sucks. I want to do JLA/Avengers one day, but it will take over four RL hours if timed each post perfectly.
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and it never ain't no perfect, no sir
>>94409527
I'll certainly have to get some guest appearances of hex for sure
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>>94409609
end of story one
and now, for the racist story, as drawn by Phil "/pol/tard/" Noto
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>>94409896
I would storytime the cannibal story, but fuck it.
I need a drink
>>94409169
>>Hex is DC's Clint Eastwood, to put it short.
Way to make Jonah Hex sound gay
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>>94409934
If Eastwood is gay, then I don't want to be straight
>>94409280
Exactly.
>>94409957
Not saying Eastwood is gay, jut you saying that.
We all know who Jonah Hex is, he's a gunslinging mercenary badass of the west.
>He's DC's Clint Eastwood
Fuck off
>>94409957
also, this is the best of Noto's art for Hex. his other issues were complete crap artistically
>>94409937
Do you have 4chanX installed at least? You can queue images up with it, and half-autopost. You still have to manually do the captcha
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>>94409966
Well, after What if AvX, Palmiotti is as good as dead for me. It's just that it's hard to fuck up a Hex story.
>>94409989
>Do you have 4chanX installed at least?
No. I know what it is, it's just that my body is not ready. Yet.
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>>94410071
This is some fucking hot summer, don't know about you folks, but I'll sure as hell going to drink something after I'm done, you varmints
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and that's it
finally, some alcohol for my veins
So if we keep calling Hex a racist will you keep storytiming, or what
>>94410228
I'm done. I moved to... something else, if you know what I mean
>>94410275
cross burning?
>>94410307
well, that's a weird way to describe an activity, when one person stimulates the lower parts of the body
It kinda sucks. On /pol/ you have like 30 seconds of downtime between posts. Not that I post there or anything...
Hex yeah!