Your Dreams have come true your /co waifu has come to life and is in love with you. Problem is they did not become human they are still in toon form. How do you explain to everyone why you now are dating a living toon?
>>94402765
That's not even close to my dream you retarded spergy waifufag.
>>94402765
What is there to explain?
>>94402765
I leave the explaining to her.
>>94402865
Good answer.
>>94402765
Isn't the plot of that movie that fucking toons makes them catch the 3D?
I say nothing lest any conversation ends with random people getting cursed
>>94402765
Your Dreams have come true your /co waifu has come to life and is in love with you. Problem is they're twelve years old. How do you explain to everyone why you now are dating a child?
>>94403941
I never told anyone when I was dating an adult, so fuck it it's no different for me.
I think it would be an E.T. Movie-like scenario ending in me getting shot trying to protect her or we committing a suicide pact.
>>94402765
>How do you explain to everyone why you now are dating a living toon?
I live in this world. The first person to try giving me shit has to fuck him.
>>94403830
Huh, never met someone who waifued Maleficent before. Good taste though
>>94402765
There's nothing to justify. If she cares about me, that's all I need.
>>94402765
>your waifu becomes a sensation as the only animated person on earth
>gets tons of attention, a movie deal, rubes shoulders with Hollywood stars
>leaves you for someone much more successful and interesting, who can relate to her own new social status better than you do
There's no winning for waifufags.
>>94402765
She exists
Uhh
Humanoid enough to work
The end