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If every version of Batman who were on the big screen were put

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If every version of Batman who were on the big screen were put into a fight, who would win? This is of course assuming BvS Batman doesn't have his Superman killing armor.
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>>94398759
Adam West. He'd have the thickest plot armor.
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>>94398775
But Baleman is canonically stronger then the CIA.
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>>94398775

It's this or DCAU Bats. If just movies Batfleck could take the other four at the same some
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batfleck would literally eat all of them.
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>>94398759

I don't think you understand just how powerful Adam West Batman was.
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>>94398759
How much prep time?
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>>94398775
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>>94398759
Clooney does a smart quip but gets hit by a batarang and slips on ice, breaking his neck
Keaton confuses Kilmer by being a giant bat while Conroy whacks im on the head
Bale and Affleck try to take down West but they're confused by his punches and the way they flash, blinding them because their movies were way too grimdark. West throws some bat-bananapeels, causing them to slip and break their necks.
Conroy and Keaton are equally matched, but Conroy wins out in endurance because he's animated and has unlimited stamina.

Final round is Conroy vs West, whoever wins depends on who you liked the most
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>>94398809
He at least shits all over Baleman
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>>94398759
Who has the better batmobile?
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>>94398759
I'd have to give it to Batfleck.
Between his martial arts, his suit, his gadgetry and his Alfred running intel drops from the cave - he has the up on them all except maybe West - who ironically enough given the inclusion of Conroy - is too cartoonish to predict.
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>>94398759

I always found it funny how Adam West as Bruce Wayne always looked a little but intimidating (he would have fit well as a lead-gangster) wheras the moment he put on the cowl he became the nicest guy ever.
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>>94399685
The movie may have been shit but that Batmobile was gorgeous.
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Relevant

https://youtu.be/oSkSDNl1w4E
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>>94398759
doubles guy have the memes to back him up.
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It'd come down to West Bat and TAS Bat. The others are a non factor.
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I think we can all agree that Bat-Clooney would go down first.
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>>94398759
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He wins
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>>94398759

Adam West and DCAU Batgod get into a never ending plot armor fight after easily dispatching the rest of the inferior Batmen.
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>>94398759
The animated one
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Does Michael Keaton get to keep his robot wings he kicked Spiderman's ass with?
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>>94398809
He would get years first to o down by the cartoon and West version.

I laught at you.
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>>94398775
He'd have Anti-Alternate Universe Bat-Spray.
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>>94402887
>He would get years first to o down by the cartoon and West version.
Hard to argue with this.
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>>94398759
Val Kilmer will killmore.
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>>94398775
His puns would destroy the humourless Batman's.
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>>94398759
That's not every big screen version though. Where's Lewis Wilson and Robert Lowery?
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Affleck and Weller are the only ones who beat Superman.
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Alfred

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU8mj9lid0s
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>>94398759
Adam West once got out of a music sheet card punching machine by randomly yelling notes at it.
He packs shark repellent wherever he goes and can solve any mystery you throw at him.

You can't stop Adam West.
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>>94398759
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adam west is silver age, he wins effortlessly.
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>>94403648
The Grim Reaper did.
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>>94402669
now this is an image I would've not expected here, suka
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>>94403683
wow, completely forgot about arnett batman.


Yeah, he trashes all of them, by sheer virtue of having been all of them and having ALL their feats, powers, and capabilities combined, as well as master builder powers.
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>>94402678
>>94403608
Synergy
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Clooney bat is the only reasonable choice
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>>94398775
This, the only Batman that might be able to break that armor is Brave And The Bold Batman.
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>>94403999
see
>>94403683
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>>94403719
>Yeah, he trashes all of them, by sheer virtue of having been all of them and having ALL their feats, powers, and capabilities combined, as well as master builder powers.
That problem is that he exists alongside normal humans and is still the size of a mini figure. I'm sorry but even in full Batgod mode he couldn't win.
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>>94404042
>goes full master builder, builds a life-size batman version of himself, able to do everything he can at small size with the added bonus of being impossible to actually hurt
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>>94404042
well I'd argue that he could try use this to his advantage and act like he's not a genuine threat, but his ego wouldn't allow it and he would actually try to go one on one with at least one of them

possibly while riding an actual bat
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>>94404068
>goes full master builder, builds a life-size batman version of himself
Dude, it's still made of plastic that can shatter. Even as master builder any other Batman would be able to break it faster than he could do repairs.

Also this >>94404077
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>>94404131
well he could go batgod + masterbuilder and replace the soles of all the other batmen's batshoes with legos

wouldn't win him the fight but I'd consider it at least some form of victory
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>>94404172
True, but if we are allowing him to do this, The Batman Batman would have access to the Batbot. A lego mechabatman wouldn't even make a scratch.
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>>94398759
Adam West, simply because the others cannot predict his actions due to the high levels of camp, and because West Batman is prepared for everything.
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>>94404247
I'd argue that he'd have the best chance of disabling it by virtue of being small enough to fit through some small opening
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>>94398759
At the start of the fight Kilmer and Clooney manage to simultaneously take out each other, or everyone just targets them first. Either way, they are the first to go.
Keaton knows he can't move or fight very well so goes nuts and grabs his Batplane while Affleck goes after him and does the same thing. They both murder a shitton of civilians while they are it. Keaton shouts his mother's name which distracts Affleck long enough for Keaton to stuff a bomb in Affleck's pants, winning the fight. He then goes to fight West who is trying to get rid of a bomb and repair all the damage.
Bale and Conroy fight but Conroy has the edge due to being animated and thus having toonforce on his side. Eventually, Keaton gets distracted by horny thoughts of Michelle Pfeiffer and crashes the Batplane with no survivors and that ends up killing Bale and himself.
So it comes down to Conroy vs West. Conroy at first tries to end the fight quickly but his animated status will not protect him, as Adam West had brought his Anti-Toonforce Repellent, thus negating all of Conroy's powers. They are both unable to kill each other because of their respective censorship standards, but Conroy is outmatched and beaten.

West wins.
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>>94403330
Nobody gives the original batmen the respect they deserve. Not even Gabe.
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>>94398775
He's also the most competent.
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>>94402718
DCAU would recognize the grey ghost's voice and defer to his childhood hero.
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>>94406067
Bingo.
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>>94399685

Keaton's Batman.
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>>94398759
I don't count the animated series Batman, especially since there's been various incarnations of Batman in animated form. So if it's just between the live action Batmen, here's how I see where they're at with each other.

>Adam West - He always prepares ahead of time, so he'll most likely be prepared for alternate universe Batmen, given the right gadgets for him to work with. But realistically, he doesn't stand a chance if he were to cross over to another universe, like say in Christian Bale's Batman Universe, none of his devices or Bat-sprays would work against Bale's Batman.

>Christian Bale - He doesn't stand a chance against Ben Affleck, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer or George Clooney's Batman, simply for the fact that they have more experience than Bale. Plus Clooney's Batman took down Bane easily, while Bale's Batman got his back broken by Bane.

So we're down to 4 Batmen.

>Michael Keaton - His Batman has the edge over Kilmer's and Clooney's Batman. So how does he fare against Ben Affleck's Batman? Without Ben Affleck's Superman killing armor, I think Michael Keaton has the edge because his suit is made purely out of armor. However...

Ben Affleck - His Batman is faster & stronger. If his Superman killing armor was included, he definitely has an edge over Michael Keaton's Batman.

So over all, it's a fight between Keaton & Affleck.
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>>94398759
Keaton Bats actually kills people. He'll go all the way to win it. No contest.
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>>94406792
Shit, I forgot Batfleck kills people too... Yeah it's Batfleck
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>>94406697
Keatons Batman wasn't afraid to kill people either, especially in the sequel. However, I doubt he could take on Superman. Batfleck has an anti-Superman suit. That alone beats whatever Keatonbats could throw at him.

Of course, in reality they all lose since none of them have parents.
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Which iteration of Superman is stronger?
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>>94406917
>"Martha!"
>"WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!"
>"WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!"
>"WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!"
>"WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!"
>"WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!"
>"WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!"
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>>94398759
Batfleck would shoot them.
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>>94406234

definitely

he's the only one with demonstrable psychosis

he's the real batman
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>>94398759
BvS takes a gun and murders all the others.
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>>94402669
suka blyat
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>>94403703
Yeah, but she's literally undefeated
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>>94398759
Michael Keaton. He is evil. Look at his face.
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>>94400089
Shit taste
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>>94408252
Batman fights men with guns all the time, all of them are prepared for that. Affleck is the weakest.
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is it me or there are lots of vs threats these days?
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>>94409208
cute
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>>94409375
It's summer, kids have all day to post on 4chan instead of just the couple of hours mommy would usually allow on school days.
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>>94398759
Battfleck or Keaton would just machine gun those fuckers.

Frankly without preptime I think Keaton would just murder Affleck with guns or bombs. If its a fair fist fight, Affleck would win obviously.
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>>94399685
I kinda like Bales Batmobile, but the best is still the one from TAS, just for that opening
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>>94409479
West Batman can find a solution to those machine guns and bombs. TAS Batman dodges omega beams. What the fuck is a machine gun going to do?
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>>94398759

Punisher in a Batsuit would mow them all down with his Batassaultvehicle
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>>94406917
I wouldn't count Keaton's Batman out, all he has to do is say Martha's name to make Afleck's Batman distracted, then he would beat him.
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>>94409343
If by "weakest" you actually mean strongest, since when it comes to Hans to hand combat and using Gadgets he's clearly the best and the only time he even used a gun was in a dream sequence
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>>94412448
>when it comes to Hans to hand combat and using Gadgets he's clearly the best
That's hilarious.
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>>94411094
> Lola jus yell "Martha" and it will distract him hurr"

This meme is still a thing , eh?
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