Which one of you did it http://newjersey.news12.com/story/3

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>>94381291

I did!

>>94381522
You can't jack off in the theatre Halfie, you ain't got no legs!

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>>94381553

Oh...

>>94381291
Well at least ONE person enjoyed the movie.

>"The woman then called the police when she returned home"

What kind of rabid tumblrina do you have to be, in order to get so utterly disturbed by this that you call the fucking police about it hours later?

>pleasuring
>a lewd act
Are you Americans so prude that can't even say 'masturbation' even on the fucking news?

>>94381924
yes

>>94381941
>>94381924
Gotta avert the eyes of the children, pretend sex doesn't exist and look proper in the face of god. Won't somebody please think of the children?

>/ourguy/

>>94381291
>He was wearing a white dress shirt, black pants and a yarmulke on his head. He also had facial hair.
Always knew it'd a be a jew.