Are there any other well known life force absorbers that I should know of?
>>94366426
Ask your parents
Hugh heffner still around?
>>94366466
anon you might want to sit down
>>94366426
Alan Moore's beard absorbs other writer's hair. That's how the feud with Morrison came to be.
>>94366464
That's a common misconception. Failures don't absorb life force, they just act as a catalyst for a process by which life force is dumped wastefully into the aether.
>>94366426
Keanu Reeves
>>94366483
>>94366466
Hef is still around, no worries there. His brother died a few years ago though, and he sold the mansion.
>>94366838
I'm pretty sure him, Nicolas Cage, and Hirohiko Araki are vampires
>>94366426
Betty white
>>94366838
Someone post Aku talking about Keanu
>>94366838
Nvm here it is
>>94366426
Still can't believe he absorbed his own wife.
>>94366426
Mel Brooks
>>94366426
Dick Clark, until something went wrong.
>>94366838
Keanu Reeves does not steel life force, he is just immortal. Him and Araki will be here forever.
>>94367271
But he didn't. She was the only thing keeping him in check, notice how a fuck ton more celebrities started dying after she died. He has now completely lost his humanity and will unleash his wrath upon us.
>>94367271
Y'know, I seriously doubt Stan's drive for self-preservation could've really led him to sink to that level of desperacy, especially considering how smoothly their relationship seemed to be. I'm pretty sure that had to have been June Foray, and when Stan "The Lich" Lee put two and two together, he broke their nonaggression pack and drained the life force clean out of his rival, and only gained his wife's life force second-hand.
>>94366426
Stan, I have a bad feeling that Jim Shooter's essence has been tainted by dark forces. Collecting his soul could wither you to dust.
>>94366426
Henry Kissinger
>>94366466
He is three years younger than Stan.
Stan Lee is just a lifeforce vessel for Perlmutter.
>>94367271
All meming aside, I truly thought that was going to do him in. Married couples that have been around that long almost always die within hours of each other.
>>94366426
Likely their leader.
>>94367271
>>94367380
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>>94367482
We could really make a good story out of this. When Stan dies, he has to go in a blaze of glory, a battle for the ages.
>>94366426
He's been drinking his son for decades.
>>94368956
Keanu, Araki and Will Smith have to set aside their differences to put a stop to Stan Lee, no matter the cost
>>94366838
he doesn't suck, he already has enough
This bastard
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>>94367380
Whos araki?
>>94373002
Japanese fella who wrote jojo's bizarre adventure