>contract says you have to suck his BAWLS if he finds a leprechaun

>>94365525
Kyle, 100%. Leprechaun's aren't even the weirdest thing the kids have ever seen before, it was stupid of him to agree to such a thing in a contract.

>>94365525
Cartman, the Leprechaun wasn't real

>>94365525
the message was people shouldn't "lock in how reality works" since reality is in fact some highly subjective in that scientists could pull the rug out from under us and force us to refine our beliefs with each new discovery they make.

the leprechaun was real. the leprechaun was not real. don't ask questions, don't think about it, you should just enjoy it

>>94365525
Neither seeing as they are under aged and not legally allowed to have binding contracts as children under the law. The person in the wrong would be the legal guardian of Kyle who acted on his behalf for the contract.

>>94365525
>That episode where Cartman reignited the civil war and almost won
>He gets bailed out because being a slave is "illegal"
Who was in the wrong here?

>>94365525
Crazy shit happens to them all the time and they acknowledge it, so Kyle should have known not to take the bet. That said Cartman is a fucking faggot for wanting Kyle to suck his balls so badly

>>94365525
Obviously the Jew.

>>94367567
>Kyle almost dies
>Cartman performs CPR because he still wants him to suck his balls

So did he suck his balls?

>>94365525
Kyle was. Obviously he assumed Cartman wouldn't find a leprechaun, but that's no excuse to sign a contract if you have no intention of following through with any possible outcome.

Kyle violated the NAP.

>>94367848
i mean thats nice and all but theres nothing legally binding about a contract between two minors

so the only other reason to go through with it would be honor, and kyle doesnt owe cartman that kind of respect

>>94367567
Of course Cartman is a faggot, and specifically is gay for Kyle. This has been a thing for YEARS and it hasn't been subtle.

>>94367925
He doesn't need to owe anything to Cartman. All of his friends knew about the contract, and now they know he's an honorless faggot that will back out of deals he finds inconvenient.

>>94368005
>implying anyone but Eric would give a shit

>>94365603
Almost like he wanted to suck bawls just needed it to be more forced. Cartman should've gotten physical.

>>94365525
This >>94366086. And even if the contract was valid, no court would order a child to provide oral sex.

A real leprechaun would be from Ireland. This leprechaun was from Imagination Land and as such was imaginary.

>>94365525
I suppose Kyle for agreeing to such terms.

>>94367534
Stan and Kyle. They should have remembered their history before making that bet.

Didn't a Judge literally say Kyle had to suck Cartman's balls or else he'd go to jail? I don't know why people keeping bringing up the law as if it's the same as it is in the real world.

Kyle is a minor so he legally can't consent so the contract isn't valid. There is also the issue that it centers around a sexual act involving minors which is something they can't consent to either making this contract even more invalid.