You get to have one hour alonewith your favorite or most hated

I'm not petty enough to hate creators that aren't actual assholes like John K.
But I also wouldn't want to be in a room alone with John K.

I spend an hour watching Alan Moore do magic tricks

Ask them why they have 0 web presence as an artist.

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>>94342613
these are smart answers

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>>94342541
I don't want an hour. I just want to punch this fucker in the face.

>>94342664
because according to their contract all their artistic creativity belongs to a corporation

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>Ken Penders

Have him locked in a room with nothing in it but a pile of his Knuckles and Lara Su comics and wait for him to starve to the point where he's desperate enough to eat them.

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>>94342541
Cut his dick off.

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A thread promoting male on female violence. Moderators!

I'd enjoy a beer with Matt Stone and Trey Parker.

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>>94342541
I'd ask Ronnie about anime, which ones he likes, which ones he recommends, to get him comfortable, and then try to bribe him into kicking Agrias down the stairs.

>>94342541

Dobson. Alone. Strapped to a chair.

Oh, how I've dreamed of this.

I pound my fist into his face four or five times. Enough to break a bone or two, not enough to kill him. After that I slit open his wrists, then immediately tape them up - can't have him bleeding out on me, but can't have him not feel any pain. Next, I stab his feet with screwdrivers. Those, I leave in, because I want him to feel it for the rest of this.

For the next forty minutes or so, I take a wet leather strap to him. I smack him in every possible place I can. Face, head, neck, shoulders, arms, legs, chest, belly, whatever. I space out the whippings so that he has enough time to recover from the last one but not enough time to pass out. You know, for maximum effect.

When I hit the "ten minutes left" mark, I wail on him with emotional insults. I tell him that nobody is going to really care how much I hurt him, that nobody will miss him when he dies, that the world was better off before he was born and will be better off again after he is dead. Five minutes of berating him while he suffers in excrutiating physical pain.

When I have only five minutes left with him, I will leave the room, shut off the light, and let him sit in the darkness, alone and bleeding and very much afraid.

Because that son of a bitch doesn't deserve a full hour of my attention.

>>94342541
I spend an hour gluing pubes onto bendis' shiny dome....

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Me, Mister Moore and Mister Gaiman are going to spend a nice afternoon exploring the breadth of the Sephirah.

>>94342541
That's a hard one.

Does a musician who's done animated music videos count?

>>94342954
>starve
>in one hour

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>>94343118
Jeez

>>94343118
Oh /co/, you so whacky sometimes!

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I'd try to be cool around him and see if I can get him to play guitar.

>>94343109
>then try to bribe him into kicking Agrias down the stairs
But Agrias isn't real

>>94343289

It's "wacky", you fucking idiot.

>>94342541
Genndy, for sure. Ask about why Ashi was included and the making of season 5.
Also what it's like to work at Sony, who clearly don't want to let him have his own projects.
If there's any time left talk about working with CN in the late 90's early 2000's.

>>94343287

Oh, not far enough? Well, I suppose I could find some space for stabbing him inbetween whippings, but I don't want him outright dead before the hour is up.

That's what everything that happens to him after the hour's up is for.

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>>94342541
Persuade him to make a better fucking ending.

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im gonna impregnate katie rice

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>>94343010
>not a chocolate doughnut around peanut filling

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>>94342541
I'd love to sit down and talk about The Shadow with him

>>94342541
I love her so much

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>>94342541
I apologize to Cope for thinking she was a guy for a couple years. Then I apologize for teleporting her to the Philippines.

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ANYTHING you say? Well,I guess we'd go back to the past

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>>94342541
Danny seems like one of those cool old uncles who you can sit down and share a beer while talking about cars and politics, and who would stab your lungs for looking at his daughter the wrong way and sell you to his mob connections.

He seems to know a lot about the old days of animation so it'd be nice to have a chat with him about those.
He's a really cool guy.

>>94342541
>that subtle ree

>>94343118
I'd do what this guy did

>>94343603
...she namefags as lameashley here how did you not know this?

>>94343611
WHACHA!

>>94342541
Honestly I really don't know. I'm not petty enough to go deal with some of the truly autistic /co/ creators for a fucking hour, yet most of the ones I'd like to sit and talk with would probably result in really awkward conversations. Like Sugar'd probably just mumble and awkwardly fumble at the ground for sixty minutes, and Hirsh/Justin would be cool at first but would get pissed after a while, likely because they'd think I was "pimping their style" or some shit. I'd talk with the old masters but I'm not deep enough into animation to take many of their lessons to heart.

>>94343899
>not pounding sugars butterface into the ground with your dick and making her gasp for air and beg for your cum
Truely pathetic

>>94344162
I'm completely indifferent to Sugar though.

>>94344179
But you wouldnt even want to fuck her for free pussy?

>>94344500
The promtp is your favorite or most hated creator, you idiot

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>>94343281
Well, yeah.

>>94342954
You should make him read Sonichu instead.

I'm going to watch some ponies with Bruce Timm.

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Online comics count right?if so pan pizza
From what he doxxes himself with it would be ethier very quiet with the both of us or could be fun just sharing life stories because at least everyone has a story

>>94343118
Why not berate him the entire time?

>>94343118
Why do I get the feeling that this is a copypasta?

I would sit Alex Hirsch down and politely yet firmly tell him the problems I feel he has with things such as pacing, writing female characters, and writing in general.

And then I'd accuse him of lusting after his sister and take his wallet.

>>94345482
Id fuck my sister too if she was an IRL mabel. God im horny

>>94345084
I'd have passionate sex with pan and his gf

>>94345634
I have a thing for mexican twinks, so ive promised myself if i ever meet pan ill flirt with him

>>94342541
Have Bryke officially and unequivocally declare the entirety of Korra noncanon so Avatar can remain untainted

>>94342541
Betty Sucrose did nothing wrong anon.

Crack open a few beers with Garth Ennis, talk about history and war movies.

OR

Take acid with Grant Morrison.

(I don't hate either of these two)

>>94342541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FYKqN2yZOQ

>>94342541
becca sucrose. do the sex

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>>94342541
>Dan Slott

I shoot him in the head.

>>94342541
I'd probably play some Nintendo games with ICS and hang out for a bit. He's a friend of a friend online, so we've had some interaction and conversations(mainly just some Smash Bros. and New Leaf), but it seems nigh impossible to even try to speak with him nowadays since he's so busy, so it'd be nice to spend a little quality time.

>>94344162
I get the weird feeling that Sugar has some latent super dom tendencies burried against all her beta softness.

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>>94345855
>you will never be domed by a ball busting nerd jew goddess
GOD DAMNIT I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE

>>94345455

Swear on Dobson's life, it's not.

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>>94342541
I do a full-psyche evaluation on Nefcy to determine whether she's autistic, schizophrenic, or if she's seen the other side of reality and has genuinely unlocked the third eye of perception that she is so adamant about putting in all of her drawings.

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>>94343118
the pure refined fucking edge

I would love to have a chance to tell Alex Hirsch what I thought about his shitty finale, but I would also need a high powered electron microscope just to see the little fucker.

Would also love to crack a beer with Hartman, we could talk about Trump and all that.

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>>94342598
Can someone explain the whole John K is a creep thing to me? He seems weird but I never understood all the hate for him. His women designs are god tier.
>>94346041
Alex would be too drunk to even care. He was drunk through most Disney board meeting and struggled to maintain the most basic of deadlines. Hartman seems like a chill guy though.

>>94342541
Seth McFarlane

I kill him

I'd just hug VivziePop and cry gently into her shoulder as we both tell each other everything will be alright.

I'd talk to Vasquez and get some nonbullshit answers about things.