Let's say Fred Flintstone was real. What if he insisted

I'd eat his pebbles.

>>94318731
>>>/aco/

>>94318731

So, you're question is basically, "What if I was raped?"

>>94318766
Well, I mean it's Fred Flintstone making you go home with him. What ever happens, happens.

You can escape when Dino dry humps Fred.

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Well I'd expect to be married, and I'd want 2.5 kids, and a 2 story house (on the West side). He'd also have to find a well-paying job, because I know he wouldn't expect me to work. And he better not use the excuse "Oh I'm a caveman, I don't belong in 'this time.'" Uh-uh. I ain't having that. And also, he'd have to brush his hair.

>>94318731
This is the stupidest thread that has been made on /co/ in a long time. And that's saying something.

>>94320367
Better than /pol/, movie, and twitter bait threads.

I'd be broken in half by caveman cock pretty much

>>94320400
Nope. This is worse.

"How would you feel getting kidnapled and raped by Fred Flintstone" is worse.

We lost a good thread so OP could ask this stupid question.

>>94318731
I would drop a bowling ball on his head and turn him into a non-rapist

>>94320751
God damn. That's exactly what I was going to say. Almost word for word.

>>94318731

Well OP in your pigeon hole scenario I guess we're all getting raped

GRAND DAD

>>94318731
why

why would you think this

>>94321741
FLEENSTONES?

>>94321795
OH

Yabba Dabba Don't

>>94318731
He's a caveman, I'll show him some technology to convince him I'm some kind of space wizard and get him to fuck off.

>>94321779
Ate too many pebbles.

Say "it's a living" and then everybody laughs