Why were Beavis and Butthead always masturbating on this guy's property?
He always refers to them as "those boys that were whacking in my tool shed" or whacking in his RV, or wherever.
Why do you think they did that?
>>94310340
Jacking off in other people's property is part of growing up.
>>94310340
Who the fuck jerks off on their own property? You sleep there...
How come they couldn't get laid?
How come chicks weren't interested in them?
>>94310340
would you jack off in this house?
>>94310638
Beavis looked crazed, and Butt-head was legitimately ugly, and willingly called himself Butt-head.
I mean, it was the 90's so calling yourself Butt-head wasn't that odd, but still..
>>94310340
Gotta whack it somewhere.
>>94310340
i think the bigger question is, why were beavis and butthead caught masturbating TOGETHER in the toolshed
>>94310340
Better question is, what does Tom have in his shed? Probably had a calendar with half-naked women on one of the walls.
>>94310638
Butt-head's a sleazy idiot, and Beavis is too busy burning things and being weird to hit on girls.
>>94310340
>mfw i make an effort to yank one out in every new place i visit just to say i did.
I busted a nut in a mexican hospital last week. I think that is my proudest one.
>>94314323
what is your least proudest
>>94311436
It's quite obvious.
>>94310638
probably same reson i couldn't get laid.
lack of any desirable traits.