>Accept Jesus Christ as your savior and I won't tell

>>94287578
He wasn't a very good person.

Lisa and Clarissa Death Battle when?

Reminder Chick es Clarissa's Dad

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>>94287578
He was thinking "IN-DOC-TRI-NATE!"

Jack Chick wasn't exactly a good person. He was "religious", but he wasn't good.

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>>94287578
>>94287840
To be fair, in the Chickverse, it all makes sense. Morals don't matter in it, just your conversion status when you die.

>>94287886
I blame the "Once Saved Always Saved" doctrine. He even went back and re-edited one of his better tracts to fit that idea.

http://www.fmh-child.org/4Brothers/4Brothers.html

>>94287578
Christian pedophiles.

Pretty much every religion is full of kidfuckers and kidfucker enablers. It makes me laugh when the jesus-freaks here talk about "pedo muslims" as if they're any fucking different. Here in America, we put our childfucking people of faith on TV!

>>94288365
I hate that he edited them instead of redoing them. He somehow managed to make an even weaker argument against evolution by editing the tract about it.

>>94288406
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-child-marriage-united-states-20170211-story.html

Various Christian religious lobbying groups have been the #1 opposition to anti-child-bride laws in the United States. There was some research done at the federal level to see about passing a law there to prevent it and there was so much opposition from said groups that it got dropped before it ever even began the formal process.

>>94288778
it is really refreshing just for once to see some agreement on unpopular shit i agree with. Usually all the unpopular shit disagrees with all the other unpopular shit

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Woah, are you telling me Jack Chick wasn't a very good person?
Who'd a thunk?

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>>94288406
No. You need to see things from his perspective not your own. Jack Chick believed that life was a test, you either accept Jesus and get to live forever or you DON'T and you burn in hell forever.

Being in heaven where they can talk to god about the kiddy diddling is preferable to them being tortured forever.

Does this make sense? From his perspective he's doing the most logical and compassionate thing

>>94289554
You're right, but you can say the same thing about a lot of people who have done far worse.

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>>94287578
>>94289044
And I thought Dingaling was being creative before when he made the sequel to his Yume Nikki style abuse simulator into an action RPG, but to have really started through a Jack Chick story? Now that's wild.

>>94287764

I would argue Lisa is tougher considering she somehow survived a facial mutilation for an indeterminate amount of time.