ITT: Episodes with horrible morals (not counting obvious parodies,

>Being an asshole to your friends is funny!

Every episode of TTG ever

>>94274023
you'll find something good at a flea market

>pro tip: you won't

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>>94274023
This entire fucking episode

>>94274122
It's been a long time since I saw that one. What was wrong?

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>leftism is bad, liberalism is good

>>94274023
>weirdo loners are just misunderstood. Try to be their friend because they're nice inside!
But I liked that moral : (.

Also somehow I always remember the bit in this ep when the bird guy says "Some people are just not meant to be around other people", because I'm starting to feel a lot like that guy now.

>>94274081
I got a DS for 20 bucks at one. Best fucking deal of my life.

>You can get away with anything if you're a cute girl, up to and including destroying the entire universe.

This applies to multiple shows, I think

>>94274232

>Remember if you're fighting in an intergalactic war, killing people is bad.

>>94274023
No fuck off. You wanna know the fucked up "morals" episode of Hey Arnold?

It's when Grandpa wants to sell his apartment and retire to a beach paradise with his
Peach Mango drinks and just relax for the rest of his short lifespan. But no, Arnold is throwing a shitfit because he'll have to move from his fucking 4th grade friends and weirdo apartment tenants; he'll lose his FAMILY.

So everyone starts ganging up and guilt-tripping Grandpa until he fucking caves and gives up on his retirement.

BULL-FUCKING-SHIT! As if you're gonna stay in touch the majority of fucking people you knew in 4th grade. Jesus that episode pissed me off.

>>94274081
>>94274358
I got a bootleg Pokemon game for Sega Mega Drive!

>>94274481

Literally any episode moral that stemmed on "We'll have to move away and that's bad!" was bullshit, especially if the kid was in elementary or middle school.

>>94274023
I'm not sure what was the moral of "Arnold Betrays Iggy"... but it was not good.

>>94274481
Which episode?

>>94274232
*radical extremists who want to commit genocide against an entire group of people because they are prejudiced and consider everyone in the group to be oppressors and/or uncapable of change even though most aren't is bad

>>94274481

Yeah, fuck people from school. Just a bunch of dummies you're never gonna see again.

>>94274567
episde: Casa Paradiso

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>>94274081
I found Super Mario 64 and Mario Party 3 at the Flea Market for less than half the price eBay auctions list them at.

It just depends on what you're looking for and if you're there at the right time.

>>94274023
>>weirdo loners are just misunderstood. Try to be their friend because they're nice inside!

How is this horrible?

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>"This contract will make me a millionaire and pull my entire family out of poverty"
>"But because the casting agents made fun of me I'm going to turn them down."

Kid, you can go to fucking college. You can move your folks out from under the overpass. Swallow your fucking pride.

>>94274765

Next time you're in New York, go talk to the homeless guy sitting in a puddle of his own urine at the Port Authority Bus Terminal. I'm sure you'll find he's a charming golden soul.

One episode of Casper's Scare School reveals that the fly kid used to be human and his dad is trying to change them back.

Having spent most of his life as a fly, the fly kid doesn't want to turn human, so instead of talking it out with his dad he gets Casper and his friends to sabotage his dad's invention so the dad can't be turned back either.

>>94274781
>selling your pride for money
Maybe Stinkys just not as weak willed as you.

>>94274023
A lot of Christmas special morals tend to be either cliche or kind of dumb.

>>94274845

Bullshit. Stinky's family was begging him to take the contract because they're fucking broke. If anything, ignoring the opportunity to help those who raised him in favor of his pride makes Stinky extremely weak willed.

>>94274765

I went on a "be nice to the losers" phase in school and it never ends well. They're outsiders for a reason.

>>94274845
He'll probably end up working some shitty low wage job the rest of his life where his employers think even less of him.

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>Rogue: "Hey can I get that mutant cure they're talking about on account of me murdering every person I kiss?"
>Storm, who can control the weather with her fucking mind: "THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH US!"

>>94274845
>getting a ton of money and helping out your entire family is being weak-willed

Cuck detected.

>>94274881
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>>94274954
You pathetic children are why the jews own the world, they know you have a price on your soul and usually undercut you for it anyways.
SAD

>>94274081
I got some cool old Wonder Woman comics.

>>94274845
In ten years, do you think anyone's gonna give a fuck that he was in a goofy commercial as a kid?
And as a kid, being on TV at all would make you more popular, even just being in a silly commercial.

>>94275008

Okay anon. Have a nice day.

>>94275008
>jews run the world

Go back to your trailer /pol/, you're embarrassing yourself.

>>94275008
The very opposite actually. Jews run the world because the benefit from people being too "proud" to be involved with capitalism. And as soon as they realise how desperate they are for money just to live off, the jews swoop in with low wage work in their factories, taxi driving and other low skilled work. Once they have those they are all too willing to give them mortgages and other loans where they spend the rest of their lives paying interest. Just so long as they never become rich themselves and have their own capital to use in invest in themselves, the Jews can make more and more money off of them.

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>>94274023
Samurai Jack Episode CI.

>>94275091
What's the morale?

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>>94275091
Wrong pic.

>>94274922
This is exactly why I am wholly convinced that the entire conflict of humans versus mutants is manufactured by Professor X and Magneto secretly puppeting everything as a hobby so they can have something to do in their old age.

Nobody hates mutants, nobody fears mutants, most people see mutants as no different than the fucking Avengers. But Chuck and Max aren't having that.

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>>94274954
>selling your dignity to help your shitty hillbilly redneck family who would most likely blow the money on unnecessary shit within the first two months
Stinky has no obligation to help his family, it's their own fault they live in a run down house in the city and the fact that you people seem to think that they have any right to his money is fucking pathetic.

>>94274040
>(not counting obvious parodies, you dumb autists)
Can't read buddy?

>>94274451
This is more like using the weapons banned by various rules of international war as well as planning to indiscriminately kill noncombatants simply because Bismuth was so butt hurt at the higher class gems

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>>94274892
The Pigeon Man is more like the scary old people from Home Alone movies rather than a bum.

>>94274781
>>94274881
Why were they signing a contract with Stinky in the first place? Shouldn't it be signed with his parents, since Stinky's a minor?

>>94275679
>they have any right to his money
He's fucking 11.

His parents absolutely have a right to it. Legally they could've just snubbed him and signed the contract themselves

>>94276075
>parents have a right to screw over their children for money!
Never breed.

>>94274232
Why does everyone look like a fucking monkey in this show?

most boys vs girls episodes are shit

>>94274023
People didn't talk to you in high school because you an asshole who never bathed, OP. You weren't a misunderstood loner, because everyone got the fucking hint.

>>94274023
I always hear Chuck Schoumer's voice...Always

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>depression can be cured with a cheap momental stimuly of happiness (slicing Spongebob figurines with a chainsaw)
I know this episode probably wasn't supposed to have that moral and wasn't even supposed to be taken seriously but it still triggered me

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>>94274174
Gumball gets shit on for complaining how Richard is an useless moron, and "learns" that he should appreciate Richard even though he really is a useless moron.

>>94274040
Mr. Enter go to bed.

>>94274845
>Not signing up for an easy deal that nets you a million dollars and you were having fun with anyway just because the one casting guy hired you because he found you funny. Meanwhile everyone else thinks you are fucking awesome and wants your autograph

No that's not being strong willed that's being a fucking prideful idiot

It was even worse that he didn't even bother to talk to his folks about the whole situation and just fucked them over from out of the blue from their perspective

>>94274081
I get music at the swap meet all the time, for pretty cheap too

>>94274023
>weirdo loners are just misunderstood. Try to be their friend because they're nice inside!
And that's a bad moral... how?

>>94274417
>Madoka
>Madoka; Fanfic movie edition
It fits both!

>>94274081
I found a live parrot

>>94274797
weirdo loners=/=homeless people
I mean they can be, but you're missing the overall point.
>>94274023
The opposite of this is worse.

>>94274765
4chan is filled with Chads and Normies now, it's just weird because the type of people that are 'weird loners' are likely to be the ones in this thread now. Expect lots of offense taken and defensiveness.

>>94275315
>Nobody hates mutants
Senator Kelly begs to differ

>>94274797
>The homeless are freaks so gross XD
Like what, them being a Vietnam vet or something?
Wow you sound like kind of a shitter or stacy. Or really just a huge asshole.

>>94274845
This. If you start selling your pride you find it the price becomes cheaper.

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>It's okay to brainwash your best friend from poverty and manipulate their memories into being timid and weak as long as they like you again- Plus you're rich anyway, and they're going to college
>What? They've committed arson, kidnapping and various crimes? Look they're HAPPY and your friend again, so it's okay!
>What do you mean you didn't ask them if that was okay? Why would you need to ask them, they're poor! And they were in a Coma anyway- It's fine to take advantage of people, err forcibly help them if you don't get their consent first. They probably would've been suicidal anyway.
>Atleast, you're pretty sure, why would you need to ask them? You have the right to decide that completely. They don't get to make decisions.
>Eh, atleast you're rich.
Not /co/ but still mad.

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>>94274781
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>>94274954
>>94275038

>"Its a good idea to sell your image to a company guys! It doesn't matter that you're going to be branded as a dumb hick country-wide for the rest of your natural life, people are just going to for get it in time, its nothing!"

Tell that to Jake Lloyd, or fuck, tell that to almost any child actor.

>>94274040
I like TTG's anti-morals.

>>94275008
But white people run the world.
Oh, I bet you're wise old deeply intellectual mind-bending world philosophy didn't see that coming!

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What the hell was the moral of this episode?

That Helga and Arnold are held to differing moral standards and she can get away with shit while he can't?

>>94274815
>be a scientist
>fuck up an experiment and turn you and your son into hideous mutants
>son is too young to care
>invent a cure
>a fucking ghost and some other monsters destroy it
That is actually horrid.

>>94276729
The creator dates a black guy. You do the math.

>>94275679
Objectivist pls go and stay go

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That Pony show had a moral about how you shouldn't try to understand weird shit because of miracles.

>>94274081
I got a rock

>>94274232
>Homeworld fused thousands of souls together that are bound forever
>Fragments of souls desperately looking for the rest of their pieces
>"No Bismuth, shattering gems is wrong"

>>94279087
Look people that sell themselves do eventually make it if they take care of themselves as they go on. Being a child star is only destructive if you don't have anyone to tell you otherwise.

The people that usually don't- Like Linsey Lohan or Amanda Bynes, don't do well because they never grow out of their coddled company mindset, or take any prospects for themselves, they ruin their own image. Their company doesn't make them take drugs or get in driving accidents or act like huge idiots.

>>94279150
Wait, are we not allowed to mention that show even if we are complaining about it?

>>94279084
What's this about? Sounds like complex anime bullshit.
I'm curious.

>>94278939
OP is a normie.

>Abandon your dreams, because your sister will throw an apocalyptic tantrum if you don't

>>94274023
The star vs episode where star almost makes marco lose his soul because of a gift card.
Also the first Toffee episode with the fortune cookies.

>>94279084
What was this relating to again? I thought it was the friend was brainwashed by one of those momodo that made her do that shit

>>94279087
Larry The Cable Guy does it.
Kevin James does it.
Meghan McCarthy does it.
Even Jonah Hill and Seth Rogen did it for a while before establishing their own identity.

The surest way not to have an acting career is having a huge stick up your ass.

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>>94274040
Is this a cultural thing? It seems like a lot of people are put off by friends ragging on each other for some reason,

>>94279267
>Implying they will remain relevant in the next decade
>Implying half of these celebrities aren't already irrelevant

>>94279226
Gravity Falls had horrible morals. The fucking criminal scammer is treated as a hero and his shitty girl nephew will grow up to be one too.
The show was kind of shit.

>>94279312
I've been wondering about what other cultures feel about certain situations in media. Like most anime protagonists being betas and how I find it annoying but it seems like its OK in Japan.

>>94274567
Supposedly you shouldn't hold grudges against others and move on.

>>94275679
>Stinky has no obligation to help his family,
They raised him, pay his medical bills, clothe and feed him, etc.

>>94279150
Wasn't that like, 5 or 6 years ago?
The moral wasn't that you shouldn't try to understand the world. PinkLoud did allow Twilight to study and try to understand it.

The lesson was you should have faith in things you don't understand and let yourself appreciate them, rather than disbelieving. It's more of a Positivism kind of moral.

>>94279179
This.
Homeworld didn't have any Geneva Convention or rules against Genocide or Bioweapons. How was Rose expected to win without overcoming moral constraints like that?

>>94279318
I haven't thought about it until now, but that show also really did not like parents. The dads are usually incompetent and/or terrible people, and the moms are nameless non-entities.

>>94279150
Yea, thats easily the worst moral in that show.

>>94279361
That still sounds like a dumb moral to me senpai.

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Sherry eventually defeats Zophis and is so angry and upset at the possibility that Koko will remember her mind-controlled time with him (Where she's shown actually pretty happy and cool with herself atleast), that she throws a temper tantrum and forces him to manipulate her mind and memories so she'll forget her time under his spell and completely regress her personality to years earlier before she ever met him.
This is treated like a good thing, because Sherry just guesses she'll be "Soooo sad" and suicidal otherwise, according to her speculation; When really it just comes off as a poor excuse for her not to have to deal with her friend's angst or real sentiments at all.

>>94279084
Please get off 4chan, Zofis.

>>94279312
Japanese bantz is strange. I don't know if western series have the whole "Friendship because rivalry/Loves to fight" sorta thing.

>>94279150
>>94279361
The moral was that you gotta accept some things as being beyond your comprehension because your science has not evolved enough for you to understand them.
Like, when did the world start? Big Bang? But what was there before? Was there a beginning? Or did things just always exist? The whole concept seems nonsensical, yet you don't have a better explanation. If you were to take Twilight's side in the ep, you would drop everything and go out of your way trying to find out what was there before the Big Bang despite you obviously being unable to at this point (which would result in you going insane), as scientific progress requires long and systematic work of several generations.

>>94279416
I think it's a good moral.
99% of science and technology I will never be able to test or understand beyond a superficial level. All of Quantum Physics and Radiography could be a lie or something completely falsified.
But I trust "It just works" because then I'd be at the mercy of disbelieving even basic science.

Twilight was strictly for empiricism.
PinkLoud just taught her being a rationalist has to be trusted sometimes.

>>94274845
Pride is a manifestation of one's own ego and is for the most part only useful for public appearance and to keep you from undervaluing yourself.

>>94279478
Wasn't the moral centered around "having faith" though?

Then they dropped it and never focused on it again right? I could be wrong I didn't watch every episode.

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>>94279182

I get what're saying but the child actors that "Make it" are the exception to the rule, and leaving that aside in this case the company wasn't selling a child actor playing Stinky, they were just selling this guy called Stinky just to make fun of him, its akin to Coca Cola trying to get Chris Chan as their mascot so the world can point fingers and laugh at him, which i guess it might be funny for some, but you have to have literally no pride to actually go for it and Stinky didn't wanted to do it nor did he had any pasion for it, nor the talent to jump start a carrer from there.

>>94279084
I accept.

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That isn't the moral of the Pigeon Man episode, OP. The thrust of the episode is that some people really are just too different to be part of popular society, that apart from a few open minded, kind-hearted individuals they might meet here and there, they're pretty much always gonna be alone, and the moral is that if you recognize those facts about yourself, you can mope about something you ultimately can't change without compromising yourself, or you can be okay with it, own who you are and continue to do your own thing, even if it means you're doing it alone most of the time. The moral is that solitude isn't inherently sad or some kind of fail-state.

Same moral as the Hunchback of Notre Dame, really.

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>>94279318
>girl nephew

>>94279448
but I mean...he mind controlled her to be a fucking psychopath in the first place so Sherry is just having him return her to how she was originally before he MC'd her to be a fucking psychopath. Being "cool" with it is kind of hard to say when she is being...y'know...mind controlled / heavily manipualted

unless I am missing something here / misunderstanding

The best HA moral is "Stay in school and -pray- it's Carnival Day."

Or was it "Don't see any Buddy Love movies"?

No the best HA moral was that even when an obvious, society-approved, life-affirming, and personally-benefiting choice is available, you still have the right to make another choice even if the world thinks you're a complete doofus for making that choice.

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>>94279636
No, you just haven't read enough Assaigned Male

>>94279341

Can't have the MC and any of the love interests being comfortable with each other's feelings, nudity, and sexuality. That would piss off the fanbase! People take shipping very seriously.

>>94279636
Oh joy going back to that path of Dipper's life choices.

>>94279478
Like I said, Twilight was for hardcore empiricism.
Empiricism completely fails flat on it's face for a lot of things, like 'big questions' or conceptual fuckery like Theory of Relativity or Quantum fuckery- You reach a limit where evidence and falsifiability and you have to trust some things in faith to make sense of them.

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>>94279708
What?

>>94279715
>MC has a nice, sweet moment with someone
>Other love interest comes in to ruin the moment

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>>94279361

>killing your only source of new recruits is a good idea

Explain.

>>94274232
>leftism
>liberalism
literally the same thing these days

>>94274845
He's fuckin' Stinky. He has no pride!

>>94279577
I suppose awareness and maturity is kinda a factor?
Like this is going to sound crazy but, if I were Chris-Chan, and given my living conditions and general reputation- I would gladly take a role like that, if I knew better, because it'd earn my money and I could lift myself and my dumb aunt out of what's basically a shithole. Sure people would be laughing, but I'd be taking their money for it (Which is kinda the point of some Comedians), and pride is a silly thing sometimes, especially when others factor into the picture. Stinky could've helped his family, and hell if he made millions just donated the money to charity or something if he didn't want to be rich and famous. I guess I don't consider him selfish for not doing that, or helping himself, but Pride is a fickle and silly things sometimes. Who cares if people are laughing at you when your family is fed and you helped someone elsewhere? Aren't those people kinda pieces of shit if they know that?

Chris is a bad example because he'd never do that though. He's made tens of thousands of dollars just selling his Sonichu memorabilia and crafts (His 'Holy Grail' Sonichu papermache totem sold for 1,500$) and just blew it on videogame shit.

What's your passion and life worth I guess? What's 'worth' to you? Obviously there's a gray thin line, but if you had absolutely nothing to live for- Wouldn't you sell your organs and join the army or something where you'll probably to die and pocket the money to a loved one or the needy? I don't know, I'm generally not one for egotism although it shouldn't be completely disregarded.

>>94279668
It's kinda like that never really has to face up to it? Legally I mean. Or morally- Or even really on the level of repercussions as far as their friendship goes, so that kind of cheats both of them, plus Sherry is lying to her face about it and that's just, treated like it's okay? Zophis even tells Sherry she's still completely 'conscious' and aware during all of it, which makes it even worse. Manipulated or not it's still kinda shitty that Koko has no agency during that entire thing, even from her so-called rescuer which makes Sherry absolutely no better than Zophis in how she treats Koko.

>>94275315
I can think up a few good ways to make them fhated and feared, real good ones true to the series. But no, thye're national terrorists for attempting to kill human/mutant genociders, they should've asked nicely to turn off the murder gas!

>>94279556
They only focused on Twilight's worsening paranoia she was supposed to get better but now it's just used for gags

>>94279885
>Implying every gem wants to abandon their purposes

>>94279708
>Transfetish bullshit
Umm..

>>94279885
They wouldn't kill their only source.
They'd have two more sources
>From possible Kindergardens on earth trained in Rose/Bismuth's ideology
>And defectors from Homeworld who would still join them after they see the Rebels start to earn victories and weaknesses in the Diamonds

>>94279816
It's a..... very "special" comic.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VVrWJOYeUBs

>>94279949
Sad but true, in the sense that we say the former but really mean the latter.
Leftism as it's meant, is nonexistent nowadays.

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>>94279150
>fedoras still assblasted 7 years later

>>94280087
I suppose its how you view the situation I guess.

I kinda took the whole "conscious" bit in a way like he mind controlled her and removed her morals / inhibitions and such so she had no qualms of doing the horrible things he wanted and make her want to do it

Once he is gone that would probably go away and the weight of everything she had done would likely hit her like a freight train all at once and given how emotionally / mentally fragile she was prior to him fucking with her head she probably would have went utterly insane or killed herself

Also that momodo was a psychotic asshole so who knows if he was really giving the whole truth about it

I mean I get the argument of "facing up to it" and such but yeah the whole situation is kinda iffy what with magical mind controlling gnomes involved and such

>>94279315
>YOU'LL BE BRANDED AS SOMETHING BAD FOREVER!!!
>BUT YOU WON'T BE RELEVANT!!!
>But f you were... that would be bad.
>But you won't be... but it's still bad.
They'll be set for life while someone with no marketable talents or skills like Stinky will be continuing the family trend of extreme poverty for the next fucked generation.

>>94280392
Stinky can grow a giant pumpkin.

>>94280431
That's fine for small county fairs, might even win you $500 every year, but super fucking worthless as a skill otherwise.

>>94280152
I know about Assigned Male, but I can't make head or tails of whatever that pic in particular is trying to say.

>>94280488
Maybe he could make some sort of art thing out of it.

>>94279087
Yeah but...a million dollars! I don't give 2 fucks,I'd sell my pride and butt virginity for half that. Am I piece of shit? You better believe it. I wouldn't judge anyone who turned it down though.

>>94275753

If you are fighting as a rebellion, do the rules of international war even apply?

Here's a question. Why do you want the television raising your children?

>>94280715
>Wanting your child culturally inert
Homeschooled kids end up weird and not knowing anything about the public/mainstream. While you should team them morals obviously, you cannot socialize them or make them aware of everything about how society works.

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>masturbation in moderation on a TV-Y7 cartoon
I miss pre-2001 television.

KILLING PEOPLE IS WRONG!

>Every single fight with the villains, the hero throws attacks that could have exploded their skulls or liquify their insides or wreck a village in half if it had connected

How? This is something that i always think of it the Avatar series. Aang/Korra, were flinging attacks that could have easily killed dozens of people if they weren't paying any attention or slipped up or blinked at the wrong time.

>>94279683
You aren't lee, stop that

>>94280010

>I suppose awareness and maturity is kinda a factor?

Yeah, but its not only your awareness and maturity that you have to count on, its also the masses, are you really going to expect them to be civilized folks about it? That's why i said Jake Lloyd, he's still getting shit on for Star Wars even if it wasn't his fault the movie was a piece of shit, there's people that might just be joking but i imagine the shit stack up pretty quickly, not to mention that when you sell your image to a company they can do whatever they want with it. Also, they weren't dying of hunger dude, they just really wanted the money but they weren't about to lose the house over this, you're treating this like its life or death situation where the only way out is martyrdom, it really wasnt an infinite money or painful death situation.

I guess in the end is a situation one can't really assess until you have the money right in front of you, like, how much money do they have to give you to get gangbanged by 100 homeless people and be transmmited live on wordwide TV? You might find it out its not enough.

>>94280778
Look all I'm saying is that if your kids watch cartoons you should impress on them that they're ultimately not like real life and take everything they see in fiction with a grain of salt

>>94279170
https://youtu.be/HkIDCG6DouM

>>94279342
Or dont try to please someone who is never going to forgive you, bending over backwards can be a waste of time

Guy walks up to a woman at a bar. He flirts with her, he makes small talk, but the woman insists she isn't going to go home with him. Guy says, "What if I offer you a million dollars to sleep with me?" The woman has never had a million dollars in her life. She stops and considers the offer very seriously. Guy changes his mind and says, "What if I change my offer to a dollar instead?" The woman is aghast, "What kind of woman do you think I am?" Guys says, "Well we've already figured that out, now we're just negotiating.

>>94279635
Jesus Christ anon.

>>94281094
I'm kinda of the opinion that all Child-Stars get their own self-determination in time and sorta have to impress that over their life at some point or try to live with shrinking away. Because honestly, has any company really 'lorded' over or had any continual control over a child actor's life, outside the initial impact? Like sure the move Lloyd was in sucks, but you have to consider he also sucks as an actor. If he was talented the shitty Prequels wouldn't even matter- He'd have able to get a new gig and pull himself out because he's talented and could just fire his agent or end any contract he wanted. And if he was good- People would forgive and shrug off those early films fairly, I'm convinced. (Look at Emma Watson or Jodie Foster- Widely considered bad child actors, but gained more respectable work as they grew) He's not obligated to be LucasFilm's pantsy forever, obvs. When most child stars grow up, the original studios and people that hired them could give half a shit and they can move on via their own merit, for better or worse.

The rest of the debate does center around "How much is dignity worth" I guess. I suppose in this situation he didn't really have to, the poverty wasn't that bad. But if it was worse? It's like the whole "Is doing pornography worth it?" debate it.

>>94279949
liberals pretending to be revolutionaries because they
>feel the burn
isnt leftism

>>94279885
>Implying high class gems are willing to join the rebellion

>>94274232
>leftism isn't bad
what did he mean by this?

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>>94278990
>that time Mystic replaced Kelly to further push anti-mutant agendas under Magnetos orders

Literally Jewish tactics

>>94274081
I got fleas

>>94274781
Isn't Stinky a religious Christian? Pride is a sin. You should always swallow your pride for the greater good.

>character makes a promise to see a school play or go on a date or whatever
>is forced to miss it because of work or superhero shit or something else that's completely out of their control
>this is treated as completely unforgivable even if it's something important like saving lives

>>94279312

It's not so much we can't take the bantz but when you see shit like the way Japanese do it that's way too much. It's not stop.

You bust your friends now and again not all the time.

>>94281733
Why would she do that?

>>94281373

>Because honestly, has any company really 'lorded' over or had any continual control over a child actor's life, outside the initial impact?

As long as the contract lasts they kind of do, after that of course they don't give a shit, just ask Gary Coleman

>Like sure the move Lloyd was in sucks, but you have to consider he also sucks as an actor. If he was talented the shitty Prequels wouldn't even matter- He'd have able to get a new gig and pull himself out because he's talented and could just fire his agent or end any contract he wanted. And if he was good- People would forgive and shrug off those early films fairly, I'm convinced. (Look at Emma Watson or Jodie Foster- Widely considered bad child actors, but gained more respectable work as they grew) He's not obligated to be LucasFilm's pantsy forever, obvs. When most child stars grow up, the original studios and people that hired them could give half a shit and they can move on via their own merit, for better or worse.

Oh yeah, i agree it would lessen the burden, its the same situation with stinky actually, i don't think he has the talent to pull off a career from that but i guess we deviated to much from the main subject

>The rest of the debate does center around "How much is dignity worth" I guess. I suppose in this situation he didn't really have to, the poverty wasn't that bad. But if it was worse? It's like the whole "Is doing pornography worth it?" debate it.

Yeah, it really does depend of the situation and the person, this sort of discusions usually end up with absurd examples like "i will give you 100 billion dolars if you get fucked by 10000 wild horses" where no one in their right mind would pay for that or even have the money for it, in the end is either the right amount of money or it isn't

>>94282751
Jodie Foster did well in Taxi Driver and The Little Girl Who Lived Down the Lane.

>>94279084
>not /co/ but
why do you do it then? you obviously know that this isn't the right board to post on but you still did it

>>94279202
Does this rule still even exist? I see horseshow get brought up more and more these days on /co/ without janitors doing anything about it other than deleting a barneypost or two.

>>94280510
It's undermining its own message of 'transvestism is normal' by showing that it's actually extremely uncommon in the hopes that people will stop fetishizing it. Not sure how that's supposed to work, but I guess in the mind of a mentally ill person it makes perfect sense.

>>94282133
Full House actually did a very reasonable subversion of this one

>>94274081
you kidding man
you can make great deals on surplus sterile gloves sold by Mexicans

>some things just are the way they are and you shouldnt try and change them despite it being a clear problem because if you do something worse and possibly outside the realms of reality might happen
Why did so many cartoons do this?

>>94284941
spoonfeed plox

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>I guess crying does solve your problems after all!

Word for word quote.

>>94285102
Yeah okay threads are still out of the question, but mentioning the petite equine show in "Characters/Episodes/Shows that did X" threads has become more and more common.
Mods don't really care anymore, probably because it no longer leads to major arguments.

>>94274023
>majority of episodes involving bullying
>if victim does nothing they're treated as a loser.
>if victim retaliates they're treated as just as bad as the bully
What the hell?

>>94274567
The moral is about learning when to put your foot down with people. Arnold had every right to tell him to fuck off after doing the week of chores he agreed to, but Iggy kept asking for more. In the end, everyone lost because Arnold was too much of a pussy to just walk away.

>>94280488
>but super fucking worthless as a skill otherwise.
You're fucking retarded.

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>>94274023
>True love exists.

>>94281733
>under Magnetos orders

*under Magneto's orders

>>94274451

You would have a point, except gems aren't humans and it's actually much, much easier to dispatch them nonlethally than it is to kill them outright.

>>94274023
"It's a wishful life" is still a terrible episode.

>>94274081
I bought 2 barrel loads of lego stuff for only $20

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>Villain builds a machine that can shrink garbage
>The Planeteers stop him anyway because somehow this is bad
I forgot if it was that pig guy or the corporate man but he literally did nothing wrong and the fuckers still stopped him for some bullshit reason that he was making money off of his machine

>>94274081
I bought a $60 microphone for $2.50 because they didn't know what it was. Worked like a charm.

>>94274122
Richard is the cancer of the show

>>94287317
Thats a fuckin steal. Was it like full of old school pieces and bricks?

>>94287470
IIRC the machine was a hoax that swapped the garbage with a smaller scale model of the garbage. The real garbage went down a chute into a volcano which then burned up and released toxic smoke that polluted the air.

>>94287853
yeah mostly ice planet stuff, I even recreated 7 ice planet rocket launchers 2 huge and 10 small spaceships and there was at least 300+ different minifigures
Im still amazed and confused at how they got so much lego stuff

>>94280488
>the ability to grow abnormally large produce
>worthless
Reminder that the pumpkin was really Stinky's first try at actually growing something. If he actually bothered to keep at it and learn how to tend for various crops he would likely do well as a small-scale farmer in his adult life.

>>94279635

Fuck, dude. I think you just cured my depression.

>>94280666
No, but your leader's does. And your Morals. None of which Bismuth followed.

>>94275145
Why did you erase that tree.

>>94279150
The one with the clydesdale horse was much worse.
So was the one with the little dragon finding out his entire race are evil jerks and should bow down to the pony master race.
Also, the one that says that standing up to your bullies is wrong.

>>94291535
You're going to have to provide more context, for some reason I can only really remember S1. I only today decided to start watching S7

>>94274232
I'm still amazed that Bismuth was actually too complex for most people

It's shocking how dumb people are

>>94291752
Clydesdale horse had a butt tattoo that forced him to be clumsy, and was thus shoehorned into being a clown. Must be mighty horrible being completely unable to stop clowning, which turned me off the idea of the butt tattoos completely.
Wee dragon wonders about where he came from. Ponies then say that dragons are bastards, and then the episode goes out of its way to prove them right. Kind of uncomfortable to blanket an entire race/species like that when you're a show teaching life lessons.
Rich bitch kid squared shows up and ups the bullying to physical levels and actively stalks the kid ponies. Somehow, standing up to her was wrong, and the episode actually attempted to try and make you feel sorry for the bully kid.

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>>94274040

>Every episode of TTG ever

>>94291752
On which one?

I assume he's referring by the first one to an episode where a huge nigga has a reputation as a troublemaker and basically an outlaw that terrorizes rodeos, who turns out to just be a seemingly supernaturally unlucky poor bastard, which actually turns out his special talent in life is to be a rodeo clown,
hence him being clumsy af. I'm not 100%
on what the moral was but wasn't a great ep overall imo because it's kind of fucked as a concept of predestination.

His complaint with one about the dragons is straight bullshit, Spike meets some shithead dragons and decides he prefers living with horses even though he's a dragon. Then another episode quite a bit later again shows that many dragons are cruel, selfish, and frequently violent, but also shows that they are capable of being better. Literally nothing about dragons "bowing down" to ponies

Then there's an episode where some asshole adolescent small horse comes and starts bullying the three other frequent appearing adolescent small horses, and by the end their retaliation causes shenanigans and they pull a "the bully is just insecure and lonely and is bullied themselves so they take it out on others" copout

>>94274023
fuck you

>>94274040
Except the episode where the Tooth Fairy married the Easter Bunny, that one was about teamwork

>>94292194
There wasn't a moral, they just wanted to convey the concept of "it's entirely possible to misinterpret your cutie mark," something which fans assumed was possible for the longest time.


It's also worth mentioning that a full-grown dragon existing next to horses is enough to endanger their lives, it'd be weird if they weren't kinda racist. Ants should be racist against humans, we're OP compared to them.

>>94279254
How even

>lose his soul
Nigger what, they were both gonna get vaporized because Star was stupid and bought a stupid and dangerous present. What moral even was there?

>fortune cookies
Again, where's the bad moral? Naive Star takes fortune cookies literally and learns not to straight up live by vague dessert paper. Besides, it was more of an intro episode for Toffee anyway

>>94279635
This

>>94292310
>OP against them

Just fucking wait until we push too far and they unite against us

>>94280141
>From possible Kindergardens on earth trained in Rose/Bismuth's ideology

Nope. Using the Kindergarten kills the planet, remember? That completely goes against the ideology of Rose's rebellion.

>And defectors from Homeworld who would still join them

Again, nope. Bismuth's plan was to just straight shatter everyone. Who the fuck is going to defect when there's a good chance you're going to get a Breaking Point to the gem as soon as you poke your head out? Anyone who does join would be doing so out of fear, not out of any belief in the principles of the rebellion.

And at that point the rebellion is no better than the Authority, thus defeating the point of said rebellion. The whole idea was that everyone should be free to live as they choose, not "let's kill the Diamonds and take their place so we can enforce the status quo."

>>94276729
The Simpsons was a major influence on the creator's artstyle

>>94292424
We've already started flooding their homes with molten steel just to see what happens, if that's not enough to ensure rebellion I don't know what will.

>>94292492
By the time we know, it'll be far too fucking late

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The immediate happiness of a baby is worth more than your whole family's future?

>>94274232
Bismuth had to be culled because a character with a clear goal and clear methods to achieve said goal is against the laws of the SU universe

>>94293163
Her goals were against the goals of literally everyone else we've ever encountered

>>94291535
>So was the one with the little dragon finding out his entire race are evil jerks and should bow down to the pony master race.
Literally disproven in a later episode. He was just with the wrong people.

>>94274023
>If a bully wants to fight you, just act crazy.
Fucking Arnold. It didn't work.

>>94292456
That just means Rose should've accepted the weapon but turned away Bismuth's niggerism. If Rose said that they'd accept defectors looking to join the rebellion no matter if their 'Upper Crusts' or not she could've had her opponent's armies eating out of the palm of her hand.

> not "let's kill the Diamonds and take their place so we can enforce the status quo."
More like "Let's kill so they know we mean business and will be left alone to do as we please."

>>94274023
I thought the moral of that episode was more along the lines of "Some guys are just different and don't mend well with people. It doesn't always mean they're bad." He's not the same as some homeless drug addict whose actually dangerous. He's just a dude who wanted to be left alone with his birds but people couldn't even let him have that.

>>94293585
worked for me though

>>94274892
Your personal anecdote of a few people should probably be best applied to, "those outsiders I met are outsiders for a reason."