>dull character designs
>forced in shitty rap songs
>boring characters and safe PC storylines
>annoying kid VAs
I fucking hate this show
>>94271136
Chloe Park is your only reason to watch.
>>94271136
I'll give you the response you so desperately want,
faggot.
>>94271136
I don't really hate it, but it's so bland and forgettable that I don't even bother watching it.
The literal definition of a 5/10 show
Music crew is great tho
>>94271136
>kid VAs are annoying
>women trying to sound like kids is annoying
What do you want exactly?
>>94271150
This. She is a goddessAlso
>tfw my shitty trace is number 3 pic on google image search for chloe park
>>94271136
Yeah it's annoying, but then beautiful episodes like Panda's Art and Yuri and the Bear happen and then I feel conflicted.
>>94271136
no lore/unholy galactic abomination to beat?
>>94271136
Op is a faggot
>>94271136
I'm willing to watch anything Dmitri Martin does.
Plus, it feels really different from other cartoons, it's just so damn chill.
>>94271136
sounds like Steven universe
>>94271136
>>94271184
>>94271621
Why isn't the post count going up?
>>94272535
nice meme
>>94272535
You know why.
>>94272535
>people with differing opinions from mine are the same person
every time.
>>94271136
I only hate any episode that has to be with Internet, most episodes are enjoyable, maybe some panda centered ones are really cringy.
Ice Bear is best bear.
>>94276112
>Ice Bear is best bear
Read it in his voice
>>94271136
>boring characters and safe PC storylines
Thanks for pinning down what throws me off this show so much. It feels like the cartoon equivalent of Full House.The porn is nice, though.
I hate that prissy pansy Panda so god damn much.
>>94271136
I watch it because I want to fuck Grizz. And there's the occasional top tier episode that makes it worth following.
And it's episodic so I can jump in whenever I see new episodes have piles up. Baby Bears are the worst, but I liked the airplane episode, mostly because Grizz idolizing men that hard is too funny.
>safe PC storylines
Why is /co/ upset a children's show isn't doing edgy South Park comedy
>>94272533
Fuck off
>>94271136
My only problem with this show are the "Panda is a disgusting weeb but is ok because he's sorry once he is done" episodes, beyond that i think is ok-ish.
>>94271136
>>annoying kid VAs
Off yourself
>>forced in shitty rap songs
For one episode
>>94278314
I think the issue is less about it being PC, and more about the stories being too safe and dull.
I think the show has a few good, inoffensive episodes, like the jacket episode. It's just that in general, the show feels like it relies on being cute than being interesting.
>>94278218
>Daniel fell for the diversity meme
>>94271136
>>94277041
>safe PC storylines
What does this mean? How does this make the show standout from any other American show for kids?
>>94283326
Bear porn in e621.
>>94271150
>>94281310
Exactly. Every episode feels like the writers were walking on eggshells to avoid potentially offending anyone.
>>94278192
>I watch it because I want to fuck Grizz.
>>94286466
>dark skinned friend was a thief
>black doctor was dumb
>brothers have no respect for their autistic slave
>panda's anime pillow is his girlfriend
>Koreans called out for becoming tiny when they get old
I don't know what you're talking about.
>>94271136
>boring characters and safe PC storylines
As opposed to...?
All American toons have to have safe PC storylines, lol. They need to be marketable. If you want something risky and ~artsy~, TV animation isn't for you.
Or I dunno, stick to chinese cartoons and rub one when you see the fiftieth forced boob shot I guess.
>>94286466
That's what they have to do to market this show internationally. Asians love the dubbed version of WBB and buy all the merch.
>>94288906
They should have made Chloe Chinese. That market is huge.
It's just bland and mediocre, but it's harmless.
>>94288659
endless shipping drama
mysteries that take too damn long to get resolved (mostly to get a crap resolution)
big villains that get massive hype but has to lose due to "appearing in episode 10 of a 500 episode series"
people who are jerks to each other but are presented to be really good friends (hello mordecai and rigby)
that's just the western side.
>>94271150
Go to bed Tannehill
>>94278314
>Why is /co/ upset a children's show isn't doing edgy South Park comedy
Are you new? Kid's shows have had some of raunchiest jokes in all of cartoons
actually for that matter have you read the comic strips
>>94278218
>Asian American
>featuring prejudice
Literally asians are so fucking beloved in America because they work hard. Or at least they did, the past two waves of Asians have been pretty fucking awful.
Fucking Asians are so entitled, jumping on the "rashull prejoodisss" train because somebody made a joke about small dicks or being good at math.
>>94293910
And riced out sports cars
>>94288659
>salty /co/mblr gets triggered at Eastern animation
Everytime. No one mentioned anime, you're fucking obsessed.
>>94271136
You may have just made the mistake of watching a baby bears episode. Those are the bad ones.
>>94293938
>triggered at Eastern animation
No one on Tumblr even calls anime "chinese cartoons." That was a legitimate suggestions. If your beef with kiddie toons is that they're "too PC" then yeah, stop watching kiddie toons and get to what you want.
Granted, it's an assumption based on your post but at least my assumption didn't include buzzword ad hominen, lel.
>>94292634
I'd honestly rather have safe PC storylines than any of that desu. They all sound terrible.Especially the RS one holy shit did that get terribad
>>94294044
My bad, not tumblr. Only people who call anime "chinese cartoons" are closeted ironic weebs who call everything weeaboo.
>buzzword ad hominem
Last time I checked this is 4chan, not a debate hall.
I'm not even OP, I just agree that kids cartoons are too "safe" now. Politically correct isn't the right word for it. Lots of them use muted colors, most don't try to sneak in any jokes or references anymore (only modern examples I can think of are MLP and The Loud House), and they tend to go with safe and boring plots.
Not wanting kids cartoons to be "safe" doesn't mean I want tits honking in my face (which, if we're naming logical fallacies like this is a debate hall, that'd be a fallacy on your end), it means I want cartoons to experiment and try new things rather than stick to what's safe. Unfortunately, the scene has become even more corporate and restricted than before.
>>94294138
>I'm not even OP, I just agree that kids cartoons are too "safe" now. Politically correct isn't the right word for it. Lots of them use muted colors, most don't try to sneak in any jokes or references anymore and they tend to go with safe and boring plotsDepending on how you stand on it, SU does the complete opposite of all of this. Neon colors, overarching plot bout matriarch aliens, and the latest sneak peak has a Captain Harlock reference right there. But that's the prime "PC toon" around these parts.
Again, just don't watch kiddie cartoons cause honestly? This all sounds like stuff I can apply to old classics like Disney Afternoon stuffs. There's very few kid toons that break that mold, excellency is the outlier and whatnot.
>>94294215
Yeah, Steven Universe does do that, it's a shame the show sucks dick though and is used as a propaganda piece rather than an actually entertaining show. Gravity Falls did the "lessons with slice of life and an overarching plot" way better.
>>94294215
It's weird when Sonic is the ballsiest show on air
>>94271150
Is it a foreign or an autism thing to always talk about characters by their full first and last name? Just curious.
>>94293789
Yeah great 25 year old example.
>>94271136
It's cute for one watching only but after that it gets boring as fuck.
My friend though is a new mom and likes the show because it helps her calm down after a stressful day with her kid so I think it has it's place in the world even though it's kinda dull.
>>94278362
hes right you know
>>94294567
Still a kids show you taint
>>94293789
That's a vague adult joke. SP has shown a kid getting jerked off in a cum and joke farm on Mars.
>>94298556
>cum and joke farm on Mars
What?
>>94294727
>I think it has it's place
*I think it has its place
>>94299860
It's from the last season. It's the endgame of modern feminism.
>>94272491
Dmitri Martin works on it now, I now have another reason to hate the show.
>>94301531
It wasn't about femenism, it was about guys being assholes. Clinton, Cosby, and Cartmen all gave women reasons to think that they're only good for cum and jokes.
https://youtu.be/Jy6_2G7hXJs?t=1m11s
>People unironically like this shit
inb4 "BUT ITS SUPPOSED TO BE CRINGE"
>>94303028
I like Panda's world destroying cuteness beam.